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NEW! - PHOTO & ESSAY REPORT on X-DayX!
Complete Amino Acids concert on Google Video
DATE CERTAIN!!
This is THE SubGenius World Destruction Event!
"It's like GITMO, but in reverse." - Rev Carter LeBlanc
ARISE, MUTANTS!
You'll notice that July 5 lands on Thursday this year. We pray you DON'T PINK OUT! X-DAY is YOUR ONLY RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY.
art above: Rev. ErRoR; Left: IMBJR
PRE-REGISTER ONLINE RIGHT NOW with our Shopping Cart program
NEW! 10X-Day SUPPLIES! - Commemorative Shirts, Badges, Plaques, Guns, Porn, Headwear, Pils! -- in our SubGenius CafePress Store's special X-Day section (over 30 new products added!)
NEW: VIEW OR DOWNLOAD THE COMPLETE SCHEDULE BROCHURE IN PDF FORMAT! (360 kb. Page 1 is last in this layout -- it's a PRINTING thing, as this version was pepared for printing to 11x17 paper)
Larger (620 kb) version of Schedule PDF
CALL OUR TOLL-FREE NUMBER TO ORDER BY CREDIT CARD OR IF YOU HAVE SECURITY QUESTIONS:
1-888-669-2323
WHAT IS X-DAY? Read the SubGenius Pamphlet #1
WHERE??!? BRUSHWOOD FOLKLORE CENTER, SHERMAN, NEW YORK, USA, THIS ISLAND EARTH! BUT NOT FOR LONG!! SEE THE DIRECTIONS -- HOW TO GET TO BRUSHWOOD!
HOW MUCH??? Only $30. But it's MEMBERS ONLY. Membership is $30. If you weren't a Member already, it'll cost you $60 altogether. A CHEAP PRICE for SALVATION, if you think about it. Also a cheap price for ANY weekend-long, totally spectacular and weird campout -freakout-musical/religious event. CAMPING is another $10 per person.
MODEMAC'S Huge XXd WEBSITE See also the Brushwood website.
You can become as involved as you want, way ahead of time, via the
X-DAY FORUM:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Xday/
Try this 2-minute X-DAY COMMERCIAL in RealMedia format (or this 1.2 mb download -- then must be unZipped, then play in RealPlayer)
Onan's X-DO'S AND X-DON'T'S ON X-DAY
THINGS YOU MUST BRING TO GROUND ZERO, BRUSHWOOD
"(The X-Day house party and fin d'seacle freak show "parade") ...is something even the back-to-gabbers do, with a pumped up number of beats per minute, ten pils down your gob for 20 hours of chomping your bit, no ambience save for a couple of yellow cube lights haven't been able to kill.
"Also consider the fact that bouncing around on bad 'frop (probably pils, if nothing worse) or bad Church Air (probably 'frop, if nothing worse) is considered a definite no-no, never mind what you heard. And then, is it really your idea of fun to stand around some crossroads with no clue as to your whereabouts, with a Brushwood map in hand which has snakes for roads crawling about, because you're hallucinating like an oilslide? Well then, simply get to know a few people first, which is not such a hard thing to do at X-Day Drill, and all kinds of possibilities will, if need be, arise by their own accord. In the meantime, remember: there's much more to be discovered!" - X-Day Guidebook
DONATE to bring DR. HAL to X-Day:
X-DAY SUPPLIES NOW IN OUR CATALOG -- BACKSTAGE PASSES, SHIRTS, KNOWLEDGE KEYS, DEATH AVERTERS
Important: Nearest Liquor Store to Brushwood
Confirmed Superstar Bands, Doktors: THE AMINO ACIDS! • Dr. Howll! Rev. Susie the Floozy! • BONOBOS CONVERGENCE • Lonesome Cowboy Dave! • Dr. Philo Drummond and Kaosmic Bobcat • Rev. Ivan Stang • Magdalen • Nickie Deathchick • Princess Wei "R." Doe • Rev. Carter LeBlanc • Rev. Alex Thompson • Dok Frop • Sister Decadence • Dr. Dark's BULLDADA BADFILM DRIVE-IN of the Damned ! • Pater Nostril • Rev. Eggplant • Richard Skull • Rev. Pantiara Evockavitch • and a slackload of newcomers whose real names wouldn't mean anything here YET, but no doubt will strike fear in the hearts of millions by July 6. If there is one.
art above right AND BELOW LEFT by IMBJR
"Nothing exceeds like Xs!" - Rev. Just John
It's time to KISS ALL CALENDARS GOODBYE!
There'll be
IMAGINE -- the SHEER POWER TO BE BULLIED BY FAMOUS SUBGENIUS ZEN MASTERS FOR THE LAST TIME!! 
ALSO: The entire edited new