Classic RANTS

(mostly from THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL last two issues)

YOUR INSTRUCTIONS by Space Puppet
NAZI KEN-MALL ZOMBIES by Joe Paulino
PROMOTIONAL RANT
NENSLO'S NEW REALIZATION CHURCH WITHOUT "BOB"
PUMPING "BOB"
-- sermon by Father Joe Mama
READY FOR THE FINALS, MR. DOBBS? -- open letter by Dr. G. Gordon Gordon

Stang's "BOMB RANT"
Stang's "MTV RANT"
Stang's "DRUGS RANT" from Hour of Slack



"GREAT BRAGS:"

I AM A SUBGENIUS by Brother Cleve Dunkan
GORDON'S SOAP LABEL
THE BRAG OF THE BOBBIE
THE BRAG OF THE NORMAL WOMAN
THE CALL OF THE CHILD
DA NEW BRAG by Joe Paulino
THE RANT OF THE JUNKIE

ANTIBOB INVOCATION by Chris Gross
"BOB" IS DEAD/"BOB" IS NOT-DEAD
"GOOD "BOB"/BAD "BOB"
Miscellaneous Delightful Short FISTICLES


From Rev. Stang's "Let There Be Slack" series of essays for High Performance Magazine and others:

AUDIENCES IN HELL

THE TRUEST PERFORMANCE ART (preachers and wrestlers)

ARE YOU A MOE, A LARRY or a CURLY

WHY YOU EXIST RIGHT NOW


"NO LOITERING" -- an early pamphlet by Janor Hypercleats

The "IMAJANOR" Rant from Fool's Press

BAD Prescriptures

"BOB" FUCKS UP -- an interoffice memo that fell into our hands. Draw your own conclusions.


CLASSIC SUBGENIUS INSTRUCTIONAL ARTICLES:

RETROCAUSALITY -- scientific essay by Dr. Ahmed Fishmonger

On the Nature of THE ELDER GODS article by Dr. Chris Gross

STAYING CLEAN -- How to Do It

YOUR SUB-G SPOT

ART RANT by Gerry Reith

THE PROBLEM WITH THE CHURCH TODAY by Gerry Reith

FORGETTING JESUS by St. Kerry Thornley

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