XX-DAY 1999

Okay, you don't have to rub it in.

July 5, 1999 came and went and Earth Farm One still exists, the Conspiracy is still on it, and so are our sorry SubGenius asses. Did Dobbs let us down again? Or did he, mayhaps, SAVE us again? Only the SlackMaster himself knows. Until he deigns to fill us in, we can only hash over our magnificent failure.

Luckily, this magnificent failure involved the highest Slack quotient ever generated by self identified SubGenii in one place, in this century.

BEST OF XX-DAY 99 GRAPHICS
(An amazing cross section of the most startling and provocative photographs from the recent cult rituals in a remote rural compound, plus twisted psychedelic graphic illustrations of frightening cultish beliefs! ADULTS ONLY)

"Doomsday Cultists Vanish"
-- Did Dobbs sell us out to Colombians?

We Were Double Crossed at XX-Day...
-- Rev. Ivan Stang's endlessly long official report

 

XX-DAY RITUAL ART GALLERY
(Apocalyptic Dos Equis graphics, inspired by the joy and terror of the End of All Things Pink. Includes winners of the "Best Camp Theme" and "Best SubGenius Body Modification/Hurt Yourself Real Bad" contests)

Myths & Facts About XX-Day
-- a cross sectional survey

The New Ones (fiction by Friday Jones)
-- a Post-X-Day vision so lovely that it makes Earth a million times less bearable

Secret XXX-Day Salute Revealed!
-- important Secret hand Signs by which your fellow SubGeniuses may recognize you, now that we are forced to go underground

XX-Day in Haikus
-- by Sister Decadence

Magdalen's SEXXY XXDay Report and Gossip Dish
-- all the dirt you dig

Cape Brushwood XX Rocket Report
-- Commander Chas Smith's report on the Build Your Own Ship test launch and Yacatisma Attacks

XDAY EUROPE REPORT
-- Pope Black's lowdown on the uproar

"XX-DAY AT BRUSHWOOD" COMPLETE PHOTO ESSAYS ARCHIVE

(Caution: nudity, language, Slack)

Armand And Barbie Geddyn's photographs
(More at: http://www.minitru.org/xday99/
The Popess Lilith Von Fraumench Collection
The XX-Day of Dok Frop and Sister Decadence

StangCam: XX-Day Morn: July 5, 7 am

StangCam: Ritual Mass Rocket Launch and Freak PalmerBody Haunting

The Trial of Papa Joe Mama
StangCam: The Torture of Papa Joe Mama

WeiCam: Body Fluid Rainbow Death Match Love Wrestling
WeiCam1: Naked Boptism, Einstein's Secret Orchestra, Little Fyodor
WeiCam2: Portraits, The Mutant Prom

StangCam: Panel Discussion, Puppet Show, Misc.
StangCam: PreSlack NonEvents and Portraits
StangCam: Afterslack NonEvents and Wind-Downs

VitoCodini: BombCam

So is Papa Joe a double agent or triple agent?
-- a controversey erupts: why was Papa Joe Mama flogged instead of that Cambridge PINK?

Mutant Prom (inc. set list)
-- romance for the SUbGenius

SubSite DISABLED?!?
-- panic sets in when SubSITE mysteriously shuts down the day AFTER XX-Day

So what they do to Stang?

SubGenius IRC 7-11-99 Post-XX-Day Debriefing
-- the surviving old-timers debrief during the Sunday Nite IRC Devival

Post rupture chat with the Bobbies
-- lesser beings who missed the party commisserate

Nostradamus: The End Is Nigh.
Prediction

Triumph Of The Lil
-- Popess Lilith scored

Modemac's "Four Days in the Woods Pt 2 (Or how I spent the end of the world)"

We have to do better next time
-- Schabe's essay

eXXcuses

THE LOCNAR-2-ROCKNAR SERIES:
Last year I was an asshole, THIS YEAR I'M A GOD!!!
Hey Locnar! Where's MY grand?
THE FILM PROJECT!
Re: THE FILM PROJECT!

xday2, the sequel.

MUSICAL COMBOS OF XX-DAY:
Little Fyodor's home page! http://www.grantrproductions.com/pages/fyodor.html
transmission from LUST in SPACE

WRAP-UPs
Whew!
Made It Home
Popeth Lilith's Airport Slack on XX-Day

Who Is "Bob"?

 

MISC. PERTINENT IMMEDIATE NEW NEWS:

Dobbs Sighting

Australian Devival -- Sydney July 31

Re: group connected with Illinois racist killings in HIGH WIERDNESS BY MAIL

Interview w/ Robert Anton Wilson -- Is There Reason For Optimism?

NAY-bobs

Wit and Wisdom of Algore

Lemuria Rising -- Onan's Report

Hey Binny
Re: Hey Binny

 

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PRE-XX-DAY RIOT OF ARTWORK AND PROPHECY??

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