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"Bob's" PC Files

Updated Dec. 17, 2008 - scroll to bottom for newest ones. (We can't guarantee that some of these older ones will work in modern Windows)

SlackWare Description
"Bob" DLux
59K
by RRevv. Ed
For a Windows screen saver called BitBlock. It makes bitmaps of your choice loom at your face and then pull away, with optional trails. You control size, speed, background, art, etc.
"Bob"-Tris 32-bit
198K
by Rev. Snazz
Website
This is Tetris, except "Bob" has been getting 'fropped up again, and is walking around above the "well". If he falls down, you have to hit him in the head with a pil to get rid of him.

You can stack dobbsheads ontop of each other, and hit a stack with a pil for mass destruction.

A high score list, background music, different background art, and sound effects will be added soon. Contributions welcome.

"Bob's" Aphorisms
7K
by Rev. Noah Stewart
Website
DOS program that puts a random Churchly slogan on your screen. Can be customized. Great for boot up.
Bob Slack
by Sybaritian@aol.com
You unzip it, and double click on the 'setup.exe' file. It sets up an icon... hypnotic and oh-so-Slack-filled!!" -- Chris, Minister of Pyrotechnic Complexity
Bob07.ani
6K
by Rev. Joe Stupid
Win95 animated cursor
BobShell
59K
by Lou DuChez
The Pope of Berea sends this DOS "shell" program, i.e., a menu program which you can customize to list the programs on your system, and run them with a keystroke. It displays a SubGenial message about once a minute, including a countdown to X-Day every now and then. A friendly reminder of the Sacred P.O. Box is displayed at all times.

Customizing: Press "1" to enter Setup mode. Highlight a menu entry with the arrow keys, then press [Enter]. A screen will appear where you can specify the path and directory of a program, as well as the "hot key" that runs the program from the menu. When you have set up all desired programs, press "9" to save the data and then "0" to return to the main screen.

Dobbs Icon
1K
An icon file for Windows
Dobbs.ani
5K
by Curtis R. Anderson
Website
An animated Dobbs cursor for Windows 95. Thanks to Adolph Hitler and ricko, I was able to come up with this little cursor that suited my needs. Use and enjoy.
Dobbshead Cursor
10K
by Andrew P. Loy
Win 95 256 color Dobbshead icon and animated cursor
Flame "Bob"
83K
by Chris Sloetjes
Here's a program that sets "Bob" a-flame! You can even add your own graphic if you wish. WHOOSH!! Watch him go go GO!
Foggy
30K
by Flashboy
A bullshit generator
Mathematics of the True Dobbshead
68K
by Professor Insanity
Many programs by math SubGenius, Professor Insanity, all written in BASIC. Each dot of the Dobbshead is plotted on an axis and manipulated in some way to create the desired effects. You must be able to run .bas (BASIC) programs.
Pipe Cursor
1K
Turns your cursor into a pipe? Try and figure this one out!
Pipe Cursor
2K
by Rev. Joe Stupid, High Lustered Potentate of the Royal Order of Jeehosepaht's Witlesses, Church Of The Devine Mass
"An aninimated smoking pipe cursor set for win95 .
It points real nifty like and it looks pretty swell too.
Pipe1.ani
8K
A pipe cursor?
SlackQuote
33K
by Rev. Snazz
Website
This is an AfterDark for Windows module (AfterDark v3.0 and higher). It's similar to Dad's Macintosh screensaver, in that this one displays quotations taken from a textfile. I wrote this when I found that the "aphorism" program on SubSite wasn't really a screensaver. This one is called SlackQuote.
The Ultimate Pipe Cursor
6K
by mturyn@world.std.com
If only the bowl _twirled_. Soon, ah soon
Win95 Startup
30K
by RRevv. Ed
Windows 95 Startup Screen
WinBob95
68K
Windows 95 background (coloured halftone) and screen saver
WinSlack
836K
by Bill Garlinghouse
The ultimate SubGenius Windows application!

WinSlack is a Windows help file, built on Rev. Modemac's Online FAQ about The Church of The SubGenius. Includes text from the Great Books and from posts on alt.slack, plus graphics found on alt.slack and various FTP sites. Also from Paul Dulaney.

NEW 2008!

Infinitely Recursive DOBBSHEAD SCREENSAVER
by Rev. Frank Force

A brand new and utterly psychedelic Dobbshead screensaver that you'll have to see to believe. Works on modern Windows OS.