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(Even if you gave us your email address in the past, you must sign up for this yourself! That's part of making it spam-proof.) It is not a forum, but simply announcements emailed every few months from the Church HQ. We call it THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL Online Version.


DOBBS.TOWN (Uncle Dr. Onan Canobite, mayor -- on Mastodon)

That one requires emailing Dr. Onan Canobite for an invitation.

DOBBSCORD (from Hypercube Labs, on Discord)

Thousands of SubGenii are now using Facebook, initially meeting via the two official pages:


A more interactive and lively one is THE SLACK HOLE 2.1, another jumpin' page is the UNOFFICIAL Church of the SubGenius page.. Yet another: The Unofficial Puzzling Evidence Show Fan Page


For decades -- since 1986 in fact -- alt.slack on Usenet was the main SubGenius forum. Unfortunately, because it was unmoderated, it acted also as a kind of "kook flypaper," and in recent years it began to draw so many -- er, how to put this? Our formerly great newsgroup is now about 90% what we might call unbelievers, Pink Boys, the Differently Saned, unfunny but overactive Bobbies, obsessive spurned fanboys, occultist ninnies who claim they're Dobbs or God, racist psychos and other "Bob"less paranoid PinKooks. None of the "Rev. Ivan Stangs" that post there are the real one, for instance, and (we hate to disappoint you) none of the so-called "Bobs" there is the One True J. R. "Bob" Dobbs.

Our friend Rev. Tater Gumfries started SCRUBGENIUS, a new Members Only forum on Google Groups. Any DUES-PAYING $35 SubGenius minister can join, but anybody can be thrown out too. So, for the unsullied SubGenius news, gossip and interaction, try:


You will have to join Google Groups -- most people probably already have -- which costs nothing, and you will then apply to join ScrubGenius. You must give your "human name" -- the one you first ordered your Membership under -- or otherwise give us something to look up in our records, like a physical or email address that we would have from your order. ScrubGenius is where you'll find chatty gossip, caustic humor, inner-church secrets and old-school rants by such long-time SubGenii as Rev. Stang and Rev. Susie the Floozie.

A newer, Members-Mostly group called DOBBS.TOWN is similar to Scrubgenius, yet very different and somehow more modern. That one requires emailing Dr. Onan Canobite for an invitation.

To contact SubGenii in your area, be sure to try the groups mentioned above, or the Clenches & Groups sections further down this page. Failing that you might want to consider asking someone in the #SubGenius chat on And if you still can't get in touch with a clench in your area, then you're perfectly welcome to start your own heretical offshoot. Then notify all of these places and wait for someone to tell you that there was already a clench of SubGenii living on your front lawn the whole time.

Most of this page is dedicated to contacting Subgenii, but it should be noted that the only "official" contact info for the Church of the SubGenius™ and the SubGenius™ Foundation, Inc. is below.

The SubGenius Foundation MOVED BACK TO TEXAS in Oct. "2017," but not back to Dallas:

Who? Where? How?
Rev. Ivan Stang
(Sacred Scribe)
The SubGenius™ Foundation
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected) 
Mail: P.O. Box 807, Glen Rose, TX 76043
Phone/Fax: 216.320.9528

Aids to understanding:

Other SubGenius Shops:

SubGenii have a funny habit of making things. Listed below are places where some of them have set up shop. Don't forget to visit the Price List of the Gods while you've got your wallet out.

Clenches & Schisms:

The elusive SubGenii don't stay in one place for long and are difficult to nail down. If you E-mail Stang with your Clench's CURRENT URL, and ask really SUCCINCTLY, your link will be added. Important: Don't use the word "Viagra" in your subject header.

"The question is not whether it's a joke. The question is how many people it will fuck."
--John Searcy


Some Great DoktorBands are listed here. We know there are more of you out there making "Music" for "Bob" so E-mail Stang to get your link added.

SubGenius Radio on the web:

Here's a Partial Listing of some of the most notable radio show's produced or hosted by SubGenii. To get your radio show listed here, write to Stang. While you're here, why don't you check out The Hour Of Slack?