NO MENTION OF DOBBS IN "TIME" EUROPE!!

From: Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jan 9, 2000 8:38 AM

Like a idiot I rushed down to the news stand, busted out my DM10.00 and
bought me a copy of TIME magazine THINKING there would be some mention
of our great master Lord Dobbs. Unfortunatly we get the CONS European
edition and it's DIFFERENT from the one you get in America. THERE IS NO
MENTION OF DOBBS!!!!!!!! By the way I want to know how they can pick
Einstein as Person of the Century for his discoveries in Physics WHEN
DOBBS WAS BORN WITH THE INHERENT KNOWLEDGE of such things as
TIME/SPACE TRAVEL. The goddamn magazine is called "TIME", they should
put a Dobbs head on the front of it by shear virture that DOBBS
CONTROLS AND MANIPULATES "TIME"!
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From: Charles Mark Bee <c-bee1@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>

Yeah, they can do that - there's about 16 different versions or so,
just here in the states.

So what IS in the frauds section over there?
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From: "Edwin Johnston" <edi@hal-pc.org>

Well, "Bob" did make the front cover of the small press publication "Emit".

Although a small circulation 'zine, it is usually passed into a few million
hands through each copy. Since Emit covers current events of the future,
"Bob" was named Best Savior of the 21st Century, beating out the Dealey
Llama by 40 trillion votes (one brain cell, one vote.)

Further publicity was heralded in "Mite" magazine,on page 6969, where the
great Ear of Dobbs was illustrated, featuring a fantastic colony of
technologically sophisticated arachnids.

Passing mention in "Etim", a magazine for humale connoisseurs.
A blurb or two in "Meti" the junior Sasquatch reader.

An advertisement for pirate copies of "Arise" in the English language
version of "Mtei" a daily Chinese gorefest 'zine".

And of course the back cover of "Teim", a sports magazine for dyslexics,
featuring "Bob" winning the steeplechase event at the nationals, doing the
backstroke in the water hazard.

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