-- now with "SHOPPING CART"
E-Z-SPEND FEATURES!
Is Christmas over? Well, it is after this one. For SURE this time. This is Earth's last Xmas before Xistmas, July 5, 2001, 4X-Day -- when WE the SAVED will be SAFELY screwed by "Bob," while the rest of the planet experiences a dose of Dobbs' "TOUGH HATE"!CALL us religious nuts! HELL yeah! We're nuts about "Bob," and before all's said, done and buried, we shall make the Jehovah's Witnesses, the Scientologists, the Republicans, and the Branch Davidians all look SANE, NORMAL and LAID BACK by comparison!
Meanwhile, since the Pinks and rival cultists are all celebrating their various pathetic cultural new year, fertility, advertising or frustration rites, maybe they won't notice or arrest US while we celebrate our holy days, TURNOVER and ADVERT... OUR ways.
While we're at it, HELL, let's just go ahead and invent two NEW SubGenius holidays -- "FIELD TRIP TO AMSTERDAM WEEK" in late March and "BURNING MAN WEEK" in late August. Those go well along with X-Day and "Bob's" Birthday, which, due to his notorious stockpiling of reincarnations, is EVERY DAY. *I WILL DEFINITELY SEE YOU THERE MY FRIEND!!!*
So, in the spirit of the holidays, we here at The SubGenius Foundation, Inc., are simply PANTING to STUFF YOUR STOCKINGS with ALL MANNER of goodies and baddies, switches and ashes, layovers to catch meddlers, and PRESENTS.
The kind that DIDN'T COST US ANYTHING!
A. GROSS SICK CHRISTMAS ART in the XXXistMas-MASS III gallery. ADULTS AND PERVERTS ONLY!!
(from Mister Sister)
PLUS (from last year, but what the hell)
1. SUBGENIUS SOFTWARE!
For the Mac User:
From Rev. Noah Stewart: Profundities Generation Matrix, Revenge Planner
plus from Popess Lilith: a "SONG:" The Call of Eheeeg EHeeen by P-Lil
For the PC User:
(YOU MUST BE 21 or OLDER TO VIEW THIS PAGE! IF YOU LIE, WE WILL KNOW! "BOB" WILL TELL! And he might KILL YOU!)
3. A COOL MOVIE from mighty IMBJR: "SANTA OR SATAN" (only 90k). Good for sending to earnest Christians.
5. Our Favorite 1998 Xmas Cards:
from G. Gordon Gordon
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