©1998 Rev. Noah Stewart and Mike Gunderloy
nstewart@ican.net
Meant mainly as a Macintosh Startup item, it displays a genuine AUTOMATICALLY GENERATED PITHY SUBGENIUS QUOTE! Drop it into the StartUp Items folder in your System Folder; thenceforth, every time your computer starts up it will display a different message. Over 4,234 different messages are possible using the Matrix.
The original Matrix was written by Rev. Mike Gunderloy (aka Dr. Armand Gideon, First Church of "Bob" Scientist) at about the time that he started FACTSHEET FIVE. It is uncannily TRUE TO DOBBS PROPHECY STYLE even though it is COMPLETELY RANDOM.
The new phrase window is displayed for one minute at atartup, then disappears. It doesn't slow anything down at all.
Special feature: an offensive icon (a big green dick).
Note from Stang: This is Step #3 towards the building of The AntiChrist. Robert Carr's MacJesus was the first step; the so-called "Poser 3 "Bob" was the second step. I'm sure that a person with discernment can see where this is heading.
Original file name: Profundities Generation Matrix
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