HOLY TEAR... The condom for those who don't believe in contraception

If you enjoy sex, but your religion bans contraceptives, HOLY TEAR will help you have your cake and eat it too!

Made of ultra-thin super sensitive latex, this condom is one of the finest available and under normal circumstances would be 85% effective against pregnancy...
However, one in every hundred HOLY TEAR CONDOMS has microscopic perforations specifically designed so that the condom will disintegrate during sex.

With HOLY TEAR CONDOMS, you will never know for sure if you're using a highly effective birth control device or the equivilent of wrapping your penis in Saran Wrap. The uncertainty you experience when using HOLY TEAR CONDOMS will help you to remain sinless in the eyes of God!!

PRAISE THE LORD!!


 

 You'll put the fear of God back into your loved-one when you strap on this 10-inch monster.

Made of the softest skinlike latex, its special "Crown of Thorns" clitoral action will have your partner speaking in tongues.