Hello! This is Hillary Clinton and I'd like to speak to you about a problem that threatens the children of our nation.

Every year the lives of hundreds of young Americans are ruined when through peer pressure and bad influences they begin to experiment with FREEDOM.
These unfortunate youths lose touch with reality and begin to believe they have RIGHTS.They imagine that a two hundred year old piece of paper or some sort of NATURAL right will exempt them from the rigid conformity and economic slavery that are such vital parts of our great nation.
These terrible delusions cause untold pain and suffering. Each year thousands of these young people are incarcerated and and hundreds more are terminated by our peace officers. The real tragedy of this situation is that it could so easily be avoided.

The next time a friend or acquaintence urges that you read or listen to something espousing FREEDOM, just raise your right arm and say, HEIL. By just saying HEIL, you're saying YES to everything that has made this nation what it is and you're saying no to the suffering, lonliness and uncertainty FREEDOM can bring.

I feel so strongly about this crisis that I've written a booklet entitled "JUST SAY HEIL". In it are answers to commonly asked questions about FREEDOM along with tips on how to deal with friends and acquaintences who try to force it on you.

This booklet is free for the asking. If you'd like a copy simply state, "I'd like a copy of Hillary Clinton's new booklet, "JUST SAY HEIL" in a loud and clear voice somewhere in the vicinity of your telephone, computer, radio or television. Our Federal Communications Monitors will see that a copy is immediately sent to you.

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