They may be watching
you...
ACT
LIKE YOU AREN'T READING THIS!
Then YOU ARE ONE OF THE CHOSEN -- and that's why this
pamphlet
has "accidentally" fallen into your Web browser!
EVEN
MORONS KNOW:
We have reached the juncture in history at which
two previously impossible things have become technologically feasible: the
destruction of all life on Earth, or Infinite Slack for everyone forever.
Hopefully, these are two different things; but it's never too early to start
being pessimistic.
ONLY J. R. "BOB" DOBBS STANDS BETWEEN " THE
CONSPIRACY " AND TOTAL PLANETARY
FREAKOUT!
A r e Y O U i
n s h a p e f o r t h e "F I N A L S ?"
Then
YOU MUST BE SAVED
-- EVEN IF IT KILLS YOU!!
ETERNAL SALVATION
-- OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK
AT LAST -- IT HAS COME --
the final Do-It-Yourself
END TIMES RELIGION
for SWINGING MUTANTS &
TERMINAL ABNORMALS!!
The World's First Industrial Church
LIVE WITH YOUR
SINS!!
-- "Bob" Dobbs Can Show You How!
Caution
-- May Be Habit Forming
Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery While Under The Influence Of This Tract
©1985 by THE SUBGENIUS FOUNDATION
DOBBS-APPROVED
