The SubGenius Artists, CraftYetis, Elf-Morlocks and Swaggarteests have been creating exciting new swag for the the HOLY GOODS ONLINE CATALOG in preparation for a hu-man spending orgy known as Christmas. Over 500 new holy items have been added, from stickers to calendars and dogfood bowls, ALL OF THEM SANCTIFIED AS HELL. The captions alone are worth the window-shopping. CLICK HERE TO SHOP HARD, and/or BECOME AN ORDAINED MINISTER. This is your chance to GET WITH THE END TIMES.
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