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Become an Ordained Minister NOW...J. R. "BOB" DOBBS has ENTERED THIS WORLD... and he is GAINING IN SLACK & POWER EVERY DAY! [[COVFEFE-19 NEWS: WE AIN'TN'T DAID yet, as Granny Weatherwax once put it. We've gotten some calls asking if we're still in business and filling orders. Indeed we are. SubGenius Headquarters these days happens to be located in a secluded fortress deep in the woods, half a mile from any known road, outside a very small rural Texas town -- just about the safest possible hide-out or containment compound for old cult leaders, scribes, bodyguards, guard dogs, minions, etc. Besides, we've been self-quarantined for decades now. And our Ministerial Packs were all assembled months ago by robots, and therefore as safe a purchase as they ever were.]] JUST IN! DOBBSHEAD FACE MASKS! WE'RE PUBLISHING AGAIN! ACTUAL BOOKS ON PAPER! (And ebooks via Kindle.) We started with the incredible science fiction / black humor novel by Lonesome Cowboy Dave DeLuca, NEIGHBORWORLD. You can order the trade paperback from us and/or see a digital preview of the Kindle version on Amazon! We have our own new ROKU SubGenius TV channel! Hour of Slack Radio is broadcast and streamed new every week. A NEW SALE DAWNS in both of our CATALOGS. The SubGenius music CDs are now downloadable! THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS is here! SubGenius events are happening all over the world this year. X-DAY is held at an exotic site (in darkest Ohio!) every July. The exciting novel do-it-yourself virus we invented for the SubGenius Art Mines is spreading throughout our website, sometimes spilling over even into the so-called "reality" that we SubGenii are forced to share with the humans. [[Wait... WHAT?!?]] The vigorous health of this virus is the result of its careful design by an ever-growing team of SubGenius coders -- Slack-filled young men and women of Yeti descent who are spread, SEEMINGLY randomly, throughout the breakthinking world... but are bent on breaching all Earthly human political and cultural barriers with the searing nonhuman truth of the Word of "Bob": J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, that LIVING GOD WHO WALKS THIS PLANET EARTH (?) IN HUCKSTER'S SHOES.
You can, with a credit card, or PayPal, just flat-out give us money, for NOTHING:
PRAISE HIS SWEET NAME -- OR BURN IN SLACKLESSNESS TRYING NOT TO!
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| Above: "V-Heart-4", by Heart Ignition |
Complex graphics best viewed one at a time -- the latest in SubGenius non-moving pictures.
Welcome to the wide open, wide-screen, dilated-pupilled world of SubGenius graphics, wherein the hideous and the beautiful become almost... well, not indistinguishable, but for some of us, it gets to where we PREFER the hideous stuff.
More Fun Than You Really Wanted. (As always, hear THE HOUR OF SLACK podcasts for the latest and longest in SubGenius audio. These stashes below are from the earliest days of Internet sound,)
Praise the Really Rather Rancid Rev. Error! For this mighty SubGenius has, by remote control, from merry Warwickshire, England, TOTALLY RENOVATED an abandoned section of SubSITE that had long lain fallow: the SMALL, SHORT, DOWNLOADABLE SOUND CLIPS vaults, previously called "THE EARS OF "BOB"".
| Press your ears against "Bob's" holes and see what sounds come out! | |
| Hole 1 The Howll hole |
Hole 6 The Mechanically Recovered Meat Hole |
| Hole 2 The Dirty Dogma Hole |
Hole 7 The Hole of Wandarer |
| Hole 3 The Black hole |
Hole 8 The Hungry Hole |
| Hole 4 The Blowhole |
Hole 9 The X-Hole |
| Hole 5 The Hole of The Future |
Hole 10 The Hymn Hole |
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| Step right up! Get your downloadable "Bob"ware here! |
...is the veritable "teat" of downloadable antique SubGenius games, apps and animations, most of them from the 1990s.
Attractions:
Contribute Mac Files (Under 5 MB) Or PC Files (Under 5 MB) To The Funhouse
All eyeballs now to be crammed with obsessive compulsive archetypal cheesy bulldada sacred symbols!! These amazing SubGenius heiroglyphs will replace the english language in business and social intercourse, worldwide!!!
Downloads and Install Instructions available HERE
Galleries - See the BOBCO fonts in action HERE
Remember, kids, the face of Dobbs is a TRADEMARK, so you have to ask permission to use these images commercially.
The portrait of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and 'SubGenius' are trademarks of The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. All rights reserved.
