I saw it!! Finally!! And I hereby proclaim that in fact it does not suck
at all, it RAWKS!! A lot of insecure wimpy-men who want to be big and
tough think that Jar Jar ruined the movie with his silly pranks. Well
maybe he does talk like a Jamaican Elmo, but did it ever occur to you
that there are probably LOTS of aliens out in space who actually act
JUST LIKE THAT??? Not all aliens are solemn types, you know. I tell
you what, that movie made me cry. To look at that gorgeous Aryan boy,
clinging to his mother, riding that pod racer, saving everybody right
and left, smiling that perfect, innocent smile, promising to free all
the slaves someday... and to KNOW, beyond any doubt, that he will
someday become DARTH VADER...! And he will KILL OBI WAN!! And his OWN
SON will kill HIM!! And he'll destroy entire PLANETS!! And he will
forget about the droid he built with his own hands, C3PO!! It's so
tragic!!! I'm sure they didn't intend to have this weird, surreal
tragedy aspect when they made the first set of movies, but it is a
brilliant stroke of dramatic genius that is well worth the long wait. I
CAN'T WAIT to see how it all unfolds... what could possibly happen to
that sweet little boy?
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From: sinain@aol.com (SinAin)
Yes it does, it sucks, really bad.
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From: jesus@subgenius.com (Jesus@subgenius.com)
The movie itself was horrible, in my opinion.. but the marketing the
beautiful marketing!
"The Boys" reported on CNBC that this was the first time that a movie
has ever had this much impact on the Stock Market. Companies shares
rose significantly as marketing deals were made.
Hell even I have bought over a dozen Jar-Jar dolls. (I like to blow
the fuck out of 'em with small explosives and than shout "HOW WUDE!".
It's extreemly theraputic)
Oh and did anyone else notice the OBVIOUS Scientology influence. I'm
speaking of course of the Metaclorians , sounds a bit like Body
Thetans to me!
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From: legume@subgenius.com (Legume)
In article <374E109A.9C17168D@home.com>, magdalen@subgenius.com wrote:
> To look at that gorgeous Aryan boy,
>clinging to his mother, riding that pod racer, saving everybody right
>and left, smiling that perfect, innocent smile, promising to free all
>the slaves someday... and to KNOW, beyond any doubt, that he will
>someday become DARTH VADER...! And he will KILL OBI WAN!! And his OWN
>SON will kill HIM!! And he'll destroy entire PLANETS!!
You're projecting again, Magdalen. You're thinking, "It never occurred to me
when I let Legume plant his seed in me that I'd bear the sweet angelic
uberchild CONBO, and that his sweet smile and golden tresses might be mere
camoflage to deflect attention away from the possibility that he'll grow up to
be the next Vlad the Impaler."
Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
Mecagum les cinc llagues de Crist,
mecagum D'eu, en la creu, en el fuster
que la fue i en fill de puta que va plantar el pi
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From: HellPope Huey <Hueykins@troi.csw.net>
In article <374FE044.36D9059A@succeeds.com>,
like.excess@sex.org wrote:
> > In article <374E109A.9C17168D@home.com>, magdalen@subgenius.com
wrote:
> > > To look at that gorgeous Aryan boy,
> > >clinging to his mother, riding that pod racer, saving everybody
right
> > >and left, smiling that perfect, innocent smile, promising to free
all
> > >the slaves someday... and to KNOW, beyond any doubt, that he will
> > >someday become DARTH VADER...! And he will KILL OBI WAN!! And his
OWN
> > >SON will kill HIM!! And he'll destroy entire PLANETS!!
> >
> You know, down South, they might say the same thing about Abe
Lincoln...
>
> except for the Aryan part.
>
> Think about it. Rail-splitter (destroyed a lot of plants), lawyer,
> married crazy rich girl, the Lincoln-Kenobi debates, wanted to send
> the 'droids back to Droidica, Tyrant "Emperor Abe", subverted and
> destroyed the Republic, Congressman (instead of Senator), had a
> General (Ulysses Maul) who was horny, and, last but not least,
> almost crushed the rebellion.
>
> And Darth Vader had a secretary named Kennedy, too.
I dunno...I didn't think Star Wars sucked, either, but once the
lights were lowered, it began fondling my nipples and rubbing my
crotch. Jar Jar may be a big pile o' 'Jurassic Park'-sized shit shit,
but after the lengthy blowjob Star Wars gave me, I get a big stiffy
every time I see one of those fucking Pepsi cut-outs in the stores...
Goddamnit, who wants to be distracted by a mental image like THAT when
all they came for was some motor oil and cotter pins?
I predict some really GROTTY xxx-toons featuring that fucker's
mile-long TONGUE! BBRRrrrrr!
HellPope Huey
"You might be a redneck Jedi if...
you've ever used your lightsaber as a bug zapper."
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