The question is as follows - Come X-Day, what happens if "Bob" or the
Xists are busy elsewhere? (For example, selling pipes in Zeta Reticuli)..
we all know just how difficult it is to nail down contractors to a
particular time period.. (look at the world! 6 days i said! 1 days rest! 6
days! <blithering rant>) soooo, the underlying message is... if XDay is
somehow unavoidably delayed... does the church continue to operate? Or do
we just slack off until the "powers that bee" get their fingers out, and
get on with the serious task of demolishing all we hold dear?
Thank you,
Bryn
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From: axel@SPAMXverinet.com (axel heyst)
>IrRev. Friday Jones wrote:
>
>> If "Bob" should bless us with an extension on Harvest-Time, of course we
>> shall continue the reaping and the sowing.
>
>If that happens will the church start printing their out of print books?
"Reaping and sowing" can be read so very many ways, n'est-ce que pas?
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From: UnitIV@sputum.com (Doktor DynaSoar)
IF we're still here at 8 AM on July 5, we have to wait another 1 year, 4
months and 10 days to find out if it was due to destruction of the saucer
fleet. The pieces would be entering our solar system around then. If that
DOESN'T happen, that means we were making progress, but not enough, and
have to work harder, longer, suffering yet more pinkness around us.
So how many memberships have YOU sold? That's what it's all about.
--
(@ @)\DynaSoar\___, Doktor DynaSoar Iridium, Scienfictiontologist
ll ll Yetii Genetii Research InstiToot, Somedamnwhere, VA
Clench of The One True Pipe Dream, ElectroChurch of the SubGenius
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From: "König PreuBe, GmbH" <bbombere@erols.com>
There is a major asteroid due to arrive in 2028 AD, and there
is a large flight formation of saucers hiding behind this asteroid, so,
there will be another flyby and landings at that time.
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From: monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Doktor DynaSoar wrote:
>
> IF we're still here at 8 AM on July 5, we have to wait another 1 year, 4
> months and 10 days to find out if it was due to destruction of the saucer
> fleet. The pieces would be entering our solar system around then. If that
> DOESN'T happen, that means we were making progress, but not enough, and
> have to work harder, longer, suffering yet more pinkness around us.
>
You neglected to mention the massive meteor attack the planet will be
undergoing on Nov 17-18, when, if properly aimed, every satellite will
be blasted out of the sky, just like in 1833!
Then, after assuring that our second satellite defense force has been
neutralized, the ground invasion begins!
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From: i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
In article <357626E9.2A4E@succeeds.com>, like.excess@sex.com wrote:
> Doktor DynaSoar wrote:
> >
> > IF we're still here at 8 AM on July 5, we have to wait another 1 year, 4
> > months and 10 days to find out if it was due to destruction of the saucer
> > fleet. The pieces would be entering our solar system around then. If that
> > DOESN'T happen, that means we were making progress, but not enough, and
> > have to work harder, longer, suffering yet more pinkness around us.
> >
>
> You neglected to mention the massive meteor attack the planet will be
> undergoing on Nov 17-18, when, if properly aimed, every satellite will
> be blasted out of the sky, just like in 1833!
>
> Then, after assuring that our second satellite defense force has been
> neutralized, the ground invasion begins!
What you well meaning monks are forgetting is that there's NO GUARANTEE
that the YACATISMA won't show up TOMORROW and completely dismantle Earth
(and us along with it)!
NOT TO MENTION THE Z-ists!! DID YOU ALSO FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING Z-ISTS!?!?!?
We ain't HOME FREE YET, kids, not by a LONG shot!
31 days can be a LOOOOOOONG time.
--
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