I could've sworn that I got an e-mail from lamprey on 5/24/98 6:02 AM that said this:
>Anyway, here are the euphemisms we have so far:
>* "Pistol Prom"
>* "Ruger Recess"
>* "Smith & Lesson"
>* "Hooked On Ballistics"
>* "Learning The Metric System, 9 Millimeters At A Time" * "Graduate With Extreme Prejudice"
>* "Making The Drill Team"
Great, now you have ME doing it. I take full responsibility for these, however....
--Malthusian School Reform
--High-Caliber Hall Pass
--Playground Potshots
--Mind-Opening Education
--School Graze (bad aim)
--Killergarten
--Lock & Load High School (no apologies to Joey Ramone)
--Permanent Detention
"See Jack kill. Kill, Jack, kill!"
Jeez, these look like bad splatter movie titles. Anyone want to write a script?
P.Lil
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