Flo & Eddie Miss ESO

From: i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)

In article <i.stang-ya02408000R2105981939010001@enews.newsguy.com>,
i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) wrote:

> Later on tonight I'm supposed to be on ESO (www.wcsb.org) with Eddie of Flo
> and Eddie (Rev. Howard Kaylan actually, former member of The Turtles "HAPPY
> TOGETHER" and the Mothers of Invention, also known as Flo and Eddie) later
> tonight... man, it's like, cool to be able to talk to celebrities just as
> if they were fucked up bipeds like anybody else! To me, Howard Kaylan is
> ((misc. memories of 200 MOTELS, Zappa concerts... lost))

Boy, was THAT a disappointing night! Chas had Kaylan on one line... L.C.
Dave on another line... Princess Wei on another line.... and they could all
hear each other very clearly. But somebody in the station had MONKEYED with
the FANCY PHONE LINES so that Chas was not able to output the conversation
over the air!

Meanwhile Chas was playing tapes of ESO music. I was dialing in OVER and
OVER but for some reason my signal never got through to ANY of 'em.

It wouldn't have been so bad, in fact, it woulda been FUN just to listen to
the ESO jam, if my air conditioning weren't down.

I'll tell ya. This has been one of those weeks. It wasn't a full moon.
But... sunspots maybe? I dunno, but it seemed like EVERYTHING has been
fucked up, technically, mentally and socially.

But maybe I should just speak for myself.

--
Copyright 1998 by Rev. Ivan Stang

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From: i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday

In article
<mtown11send-2205980702000001@1cust124.max13.boston.ma.ms.uu.net>,
mtown11send@earth11link.net (Michael Townsend) wrote:

>
> 17 or 18 in 1974? We thought you were born in 1953! DUH!!

Dad -- the 70s were tough on some of us. My math lessons are probably all
spread out over the highway outside Mision, South Dakota, if you want to
DIG 'EM UP.

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From: i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)

In article <6k4mhj$pbj@enews3.newsguy.com>,
mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
wrote:

> >"Have a JAHM. Play some BLOOOOZ". Christ, we wore that one out back in my
> >Garage Band Days.
>
> Must... resist... anecdote...!
>
>
> P.Lil

HANG IN THERE, POPESS!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!

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From: mitchell@Doesn't.Spam.Suck.interserv.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)

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