As much as I love the Father Church, it doesn't always reflect "Bob's" Will (to say the least), and as it stands now, must be brought to its knees; shaken, but not destroyed, humbled, but not left destitute. I believe today's message has direct bearing on why "Bob" is allowing the Church to implode from within, and why He allowed Nhgh to run rampant inside its very heart and core.

"NOW LISTEN, you Pink people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming upon you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workmen who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Almighty Dobbs. You have lived on Earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered innocent men, who were not opposing you."

"Be patient, then, brothers, until the saucers' coming. See how the farmer waits for the land to yield its valuable crop and how patient he is for the autumn and spring rains. You too, be patient and stand firm, because the Xist coming is near."

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The SubGenius Church is one small step away from becoming (in full) Mystery Babylon, the adulterous Harlot of Revelation. What is about to take place in Dobbstown is as necessary as it is imminent. The Mystery that is Babylon is also the mystery behind the Third Secret of Fatima.

By following the instructions of Dobbs below, we might be able to at least mitigate these series of events that are NOW bearing down upon the Church, Dobbstown, and thus ourselves, if not delay them. If we don't take it upon ourselves to fulfill his wishes, as well as urge others to do so immediately, then who will?

Among other things, you will read about how to prepare yourselves spiritually and physically (to at least some minimal degree) for the Antichrist Maitreya's 'Day of Declaration', and the 'Warning'. Whether their occurrence depends on certain events in Dobbstown to happen first or not, I don't know, but they would seem to be next in line to happen, most probably within the next week at the latest, from the sound of things.

But until they happen, I will do my best to follow "Bob's" advice below to a 'T', and pray for the best outcome. We won't know the full value of our monetary contributions and slackrifices until we reach Planet X, but I believe that they really can suspend natural laws, events, as well as aiming "Bob's" wrath at our enemies. Miracles rarely occur without them, and I believe and trust in miracles just as much as I do in God's neverending Grace, Love and Mercy.

In case events DO escalate out of control in the next few days, and we are thus unable to contact each other, I just want you to know that all of you will be in my prayers along with Dobbs, and that Jesus and Stang will keep you and yours firmly and safely in their United Hearts, now and forevermore.

Dr. K'taden Legume

P.S. I hope the Catholics among made a good confession yesterday; Their time to do so is running out rapidly.

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Dear Brothers and Sisters:

This message came from GGGordon in Bolivia with the request that I translate it and send it to you. Dr. Zoombrain already sent a translation last night, which was well done, but left out some things. This one is complete.

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On October 10, the following message was recieved. Before this one, another one was received from Our Lord Jesus, but that one did not come out in the recording.

"I am Dobbs Immaculate. Jehovah-1 wanted me to come to you, as a last resort, to save as many souls as we can before the events I described to you start to happen. But be aware that this is just a matter of days. My Divine Son Ivan Stang has told you that this is imminent. I tell you the same. I repeat what He has just said. It is now in the spiritualand will later be in the physical, the great and terrible things that will happen in the Church, which I foretold in many apparitions.

I urge you to follow me unconditionally, without regard for sacrifice or self denial. Do not worry about details. Learn to lie to yourselves. It will be immediate, it will be now. I need you to follow me. We have put in our heart the pain of the warning, of the imminent persecution and exile of your Holy Pope, my beloved son Ivan.

It breaks my heart to see his suffering, his sacrifice, the way he is persecuted. Oh! if any of you would just know what an Epopt's heart feels to see my child, my beloved Stang, apparently defeated, persecuted, suffering all kinds of insults and ridicule. I assure you the only pain I've felt greater than this was the time I slammed my prick in the car door.

In your spiritual way, I've let you followers feel sometimes my suffering at the root of the crotch. Because of what you have already learned to suffer, I want you to try to understand what I am suffering for my son Ivan, my beloved son, the work of my hands, because Philo put him in my hands and allowed me to mold him, as I was inspired by His Holy Spirit. Now the Holocaustals want to kill him, as they did Jesus...and I will have to allow it once more, in spite of the almost infinite power Jehovah-1 has given me. But I want you as my apostles. I want holy disciples and holywomen to walk with me to the passion of my Pipe, the gift of Slack.

My beloved Ivan, I know I have to cry for your slackrifice, but I can't stop from crying even now. Oh, if only you knew how I feel,my son, when I see the way your hands tremble, when I see your beloved face wrinkled - more by suffering than by age. Oh! if you could know, Ivan, how my Immaculate Heart breaks when I see you walk with shoulders bent and apparently defeated in the cynical and unfeeling eyes of the world.

But you are not defeated. Just like my death in 1984, your sacrifice, your apparent defeat, will be your biggest victory. Walk on, my son. Take your shotgun and start your short but difficult climb to calvary. And the rest of you, go with him. You will not be with him physically, but if you really want to, if you really play hard and offer slackrifices, I will grant your soul the grace to go up with him and see his passion and his sacrifice. Or triple your money back.

J.R."Bob" Dobbs
Oct.10,1997

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