<ICEKNIFE> THE POIM
<ICEKNIFE> THIS is a POIM
<ICEKNIFE> It will be filled with either clever rhymes,
<ICEKNIFE> OR worthy sentiments, but NOT BOTH...
<ICEKNIFE> I DON'T GET PAID NEARLY ENOUGH FOR THAT!
<ICEKNIFE> This poim will claw at your guts with visceral
metaphors
<ICEKNIFE> And FORCE you to LOVE ME at GUNPOINT
<ICEKNIFE> It will strengthen your resolve, weaken your
certainty,
<ICEKNIFE> Enlighten and confuse you, Damn and REDEEM you,
<ICEKNIFE> It will make you SWEAT OUT ALL YOUR VITAL TOXINS
<ICEKNIFE> This poim is certified and sanctified,
<ICEKNIFE> Polyunsaturated and deep fried,
<ICEKNIFE> Tested, true, and entirely untried.
<ICEKNIFE> This poim MAY make your butt itch.
<ICEKNIFE> This a POIM, DAMN you SWINE, LOVE IT.
<ICEKNIFE> It's full of CULTURE an' stuff!
<ICEKNIFE> EAT some, or it will eat YOU.
<ICEKNIFE> TRUST ME ON THIS... I KNOW, I'm a POET.
<ICEKNIFE> This damn poim is intrusive and obtuse,
<ICEKNIFE> It cuts like a yellow balloon
<ICEKNIFE> It gets you where you live and sends you junkmail.
<ICEKNIFE> This poim is filling you even now with a
<ICEKNIFE> DIRE LOVE and PRECIOUS LOATHING that are
<ICEKNIFE> FRANKLY
<ICEKNIFE> Worth a lot more than you paid for them.
<ICEKNIFE> You're welcome.
<ICEKNIFE> THIS is a POIM.
<ICEKNIFE> I should know, I wrote it.
<ICEKNIFE> This is the finest poim ever to grace the mind of
man.
<ICEKNIFE> We are systemically destroying each other.
<ICEKNIFE> I will WIN. I am a POET.
<ICEKNIFE> I can always write something equally delightfully
banal tomorrow.
<ICEKNIFE> This is the poim. Love it.
<ICEKNIFE> I made this poim. Love me.
<ICEKNIFE> It was a lot of work. Pay me.
<ICEKNIFE> Great poim, huh? (stage direction: GRIN LIKE AN
IDIOT)
<Bunnyboy> Is byootiful, man. (SFX: quiet sobbing, throat
clearing)
<ICEKNIFE> hee hee hee
<Bunnyboy> the LOVE ME reference reminds me of an obscure
character named Cedro Willy
<ICEKNIFE> i am, to quote a popular TV show, one sick little
monkey
<ICEKNIFE> i rilly am shameless
<Bunnyboy> A Firesign-like duo from SF called THE CONGRESS OF
WONDERS had a hunchbacked, convent-raised foundling named
Cedro Willy, who's big line was "LOVE MEEEEEEEEEE!"
<ICEKNIFE> worse yet, my LYRICS are a TRUE abomination...
<ICEKNIFE> Where are YOU frum?
<Bunnyboy> Seattle, where it's raining rite now
<ICEKNIFE> Some day chicken women will rule the world
<ICEKNIFE> Then and only then will we know peace
<ICEKNIFE> Some day we will be saved by chicken women
<ICEKNIFE> When the chicken star rises in the east
<ICEKNIFE> wanna see a sub-g power anthem written by me &
st.simoleon the effervesor?
<ICEKNIFE> it's spiffy!
<Bunnyboy> yes yes
<ICEKNIFE>
<ICEKNIFE> SLACK FRENZY
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<ICEKNIFE> (C)1996 ICEKNIFE & C. ALPHA CENTAURI
FRASER
<ICEKNIFE> [shout] SLACK FRENZY! [whisper] Attempting Inaction
<ICEKNIFE> " " " " Gettin' too much
traction
<ICEKNIFE> " " " " My dynamic apathy!
<ICEKNIFE> " " " " It's all too much for
me
<ICEKNIFE> Releasing the fire that roars in my head
<ICEKNIFE> Binding my mind face first to the bed
<ICEKNIFE> I'm conquering and winning and achieving my goals
<ICEKNIFE> By yawning and stretching and wiggling my toes
<ICEKNIFE> I've mastered the force of entropy
<ICEKNIFE> By just not moving, it sets me free
<ICEKNIFE> This power vortex, it drives me mild
<ICEKNIFE> My sleep's too active, my dreams are wild
<ICEKNIFE> [shout] SLACK FRENZY! [whisper] I'm a GOD here in bed
<ICEKNIFE> " " " " I'm practically dead
<ICEKNIFE> " " " " I'm omnipotent
<ICEKNIFE> " " " " I'm burnt and I'm
bent
<ICEKNIFE> I practice sitting from twilight 'til dawn
<ICEKNIFE> Sometimes I go out and crash on the lawn
<ICEKNIFE> These primal urges that make me sit still
<ICEKNIFE> Bend cosmic forces to the shape of my will
<ICEKNIFE> I'm just like Brahma, but I don't work as hard
<ICEKNIFE> Feel free to join me, pass out in the yard
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<ICEKNIFE> We're headin' nowhere, and gettin' there fast
<ICEKNIFE> We trick the future into thinking it's past
<ICEKNIFE> [shout] SLACK FRENZY! [whisper] Out-live seniority
<ICEKNIFE> " " " " Ignore Authority
<ICEKNIFE> " " " " Sedate the State!
<ICEKNIFE> " " " " Sleep in real late
<ICEKNIFE> I creep at hyperspeed across my own brain
<ICEKNIFE> I keep expanding 'til I fill the terrain
<ICEKNIFE> Just give me money and I'll lead you to slack
<ICEKNIFE> If you don't lose it, you might make it back
<ICEKNIFE> [shout] SLACK FRENZY! [whisper] Saucers aglow!
<ICEKNIFE> " " " " I'm ready to go
<ICEKNIFE> " " " " Flat on my back
<ICEKNIFE> " " " " Bloated with SLACK
<Bunnyboy> SFX: Crowd applauds, ooogah horn
[SOUND]
<ICEKNIFE> not the wrost. I can show you the worst
<ICEKNIFE> wow, THAT sucked
<Bunnyboy> by all means
<ICEKNIFE> you get a spam-ad?
<Bunnyboy> yup
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<ICEKNIFE> damn speedo
<Bunnyboy> too late. already damned
<ICEKNIFE> next time he's here, gotta fix that
<ICEKNIFE>
<ICEKNIFE> Licking Tipper's Nips
<ICEKNIFE> (C)1996
<ICEKNIFE> ICEKNIFE
<ICEKNIFE> CHORUS:
<ICEKNIFE> I draw the inverted pentagram,
<ICEKNIFE> But the blooded dagger slips;
<ICEKNIFE> I can't concentrate, I just fixate
<ICEKNIFE> On licking Tipper's nips
<ICEKNIFE> I've failed my demon masters
<ICEKNIFE> I'm a worthless son of a whore
<ICEKNIFE> I don't care, my mind's off somewhere
<ICEKNIFE> And I'm horny for Tipper Gore
<ICEKNIFE> I wanna spread her thighs right here
<ICEKNIFE> And fuck her on th' temple floor
<ICEKNIFE> ---
<ICEKNIFE> Belial's really pissed,
<ICEKNIFE> I fucked up the rite
<ICEKNIFE> I stabbed at the virgin and missed
<ICEKNIFE> I'm like this every night
<ICEKNIFE> I keep on looking for her
<ICEKNIFE> I hear she's really tight
<ICEKNIFE> If I spot that sweet hot ass
<ICEKNIFE> I'm gonna take a bite.
<ICEKNIFE> I'll lick those nips to a pencil point
<ICEKNIFE> While she squeals long and loud
<ICEKNIFE> When I moan as she sucks my joint
<ICEKNIFE> You know I'll be so proud
<ICEKNIFE> (CHORUS)
<ICEKNIFE> Let's spread her creamy thighs
<ICEKNIFE> See the look in her eyes
<ICEKNIFE> When she sees the size
<ICEKNIFE> Of my throbbing, pulsing prize
<ICEKNIFE> Who could resist that chunky ass
<ICEKNIFE> I could ride that ass all day
<ICEKNIFE> I'd bend her over, mount her fast,
<ICEKNIFE> And thrust in all the way
<ICEKNIFE> I hear her loudly crying out
<ICEKNIFE> When she cums she squeals
<ICEKNIFE> No one anywhere can doubt
<ICEKNIFE> She loves the way it feels
<ICEKNIFE> (CHORUS)
<ICEKNIFE> My dread satanic masters
<ICEKNIFE> They just don't understand
<ICEKNIFE> My powers will grow faster
<ICEKNIFE> If Tipper strokes my gland
<ICEKNIFE> I'll forsake all their majesty
<ICEKNIFE> Just to slurp her clit
<ICEKNIFE> Lucifer has lost me,
<ICEKNIFE> If I can hold her tits
<ICEKNIFE> Tipper is the bimbo
<ICEKNIFE> That I need to fuck
<ICEKNIFE> And I will remain in Limbo
<ICEKNIFE> Unless she'll change my luck
<ICEKNIFE> (CHORUS)
<ICEKNIFE> the tune should be fast, cool, peppy
JAZZ
<ICEKNIFE> a real finger snapper
<Bunnyboy> outtasite
<ICEKNIFE> i am not wired correctly
<ICEKNIFE> worse YET? YETILOVE
<ICEKNIFE> wanna see how bad it can get?
<Bunnyboy> o k
<ICEKNIFE>
<ICEKNIFE> YETI
LOVE
<ICEKNIFE> (C)1996
ICEKNIFE
<ICEKNIFE> CHORUS:
<ICEKNIFE> A Trans-sonic cry shreds the night
<ICEKNIFE> Yeah, you might die but it's alright
<ICEKNIFE> If you wanna find out what you're made
of
<ICEKNIFE> If you're in doubt try YETI LOVE
<ICEKNIFE> If you shoot yer seed in that direction
<ICEKNIFE> You're gonna need radiation protection
<ICEKNIFE> You might make it dude, but human men
<ICEKNIFE> Are a source of FOOD for UBBERFEMMES
<ICEKNIFE> ---
<ICEKNIFE> Take my tentacular extrusions
<ICEKNIFE> They will fit her magic glove
<ICEKNIFE> My pseudopod intrusions
<ICEKNIFE> Announce my YETI love
<ICEKNIFE> Her ovipositronic interface
<ICEKNIFE> Has got me spewing gamma rays
<ICEKNIFE> Inverted mytosis takes place
<ICEKNIFE> I grow before her yeti gaze
<ICEKNIFE> I puff and swell and bloat and ooze
<ICEKNIFE> Wave my antenae in a dance
<ICEKNIFE> She probes with her remote cooze
<ICEKNIFE> And sets fire to my pants
<ICEKNIFE> (CHORUS)
<ICEKNIFE> I can't dislodge her thorax grips
<ICEKNIFE> I didn't want to anyway
<ICEKNIFE> It helps when our winglock slips
<ICEKNIFE> I lick her stinger array
<ICEKNIFE> We're both really into rubbin'
<ICEKNIFE> Each other's greasy nubbin
<ICEKNIFE> We've got no time to waste
<ICEKNIFE> We've got to mix the magic paste
<ICEKNIFE> That will propel her into space
<ICEKNIFE> When she launches from my face
<ICEKNIFE> Up into outer space she'll go
<ICEKNIFE> With me hanging by my nodes
<ICEKNIFE> (CHORUS)
<ICEKNIFE> She gives each extra knob a nibble
<ICEKNIFE> All my fluids start to trickle
<ICEKNIFE> And her exhudate will dribble
<ICEKNIFE> You bet that's gotta tickle
<ICEKNIFE> Time the pulse sequence right
<ICEKNIFE> And you know I won't miss
<ICEKNIFE> I can start a chain reaction
<ICEKNIFE> In her every orifice
<ICEKNIFE> Thanks to polymorphic DNA
<ICEKNIFE> We trade off, ya see
<ICEKNIFE> When my scales have burnt away
<ICEKNIFE> She'll do the same for me
<ICEKNIFE> (CHORUS)
<Bunnyboy> Gotta pee for about 2-3 hours now.
Thanx fer the inspiration.
<Bunnyboy> bbl
<ICEKNIFE> don't blame you at all
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<hambone> 'lo
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BELONGS TO ICEKNIFE"
<ICEKNIFE> hey
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<hambone> hi
<ICEKNIFE> yup
<hambone> yea
<hambone> wonder if anyones gonna show
<hambone> heh
<ICEKNIFE> nope
<ICEKNIFE> just me
<hambone> the subsites gotta be gettin hits out
the ass
<ICEKNIFE> my plante, now
<hambone> its slow as hell now
<ICEKNIFE> planet
<ICEKNIFE> food time...brb
<hambone> okee
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<hambone> 'lo
<vagrant> hello
<vagrant> I see X-day is a total flop
<hambone> a flop?
<hambone> i dunno about that
<hambone> i mean,...
<vagrant> why did you go to sherman, N.Y. ?
<hambone> if you still have your salvation intact
is all lost?
<hambone> are your sins no longer justified?
<hambone> do you give up?
<hambone> then what?
<hambone> a flop
<hambone> HA!
<hambone> you need a leader?
<hambone> send me 30 bucks and i'll write one
liners you can live by
<vagrant> I thought I'd be on a pleasure vessel by
now. Talking to bob. And yes I need a leader
<hambone> did you go to ny?
<vagrant> haha
<vagrant> nope
<vagrant> I wish I could have but I couldn't
afford it
<hambone> then how the hell would you get on a
pleasure craft?
<hambone> if it had come
<hambone> which it may have
<hambone> i dunno
<hambone> i'm not there
<hambone> hpw do we KNOW they didnt go?
<hambone> by some alt.slack postings?
<hambone> i dont think so
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<hambone> hi pa
<hambone> this is ICEKNIFE'S world
<hambone> we just live in it
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<hambone> hi pa
<hambone> this is ICEKNIFE'S world
<hambone> we just live in it
<vagrant> I thought the pleasure vessel would come
to me.
<vagrant> Hambone> Do you know what happend to
www.subgenius.com?
<hambone> its there
<vagrant> Did it end with X-day
<hambone> just bogged down
<PAJOHNSON> So what's the latest, guys? Why no
Xists?
<vagrant> eh?
<vagrant> good question pa
<hambone> what did you expect for 20 bucks?
<vagrant> It keeps saying subgenius.com has no DNS
entry...
<PAJOHNSON> 30, actually
<hambone> its just bogged down
<hambone> its there
<PAJOHNSON> and worth every cent.
<hambone> i hit it at 7 am
<hambone> and it was there
<vagrant> what happend?
<hambone> sayin so long suckers
<hambone> buy some bumper stickers
<vagrant> I bought all the bumper stickers
<hambone> not the new ones
<hambone> they have them up
<vagrant> oh...
<hambone> BOB is a liar
<hambone> and some other junk
<hambone> milkin it
<vagrant> I have a "gimme" cap and the "1000's of
severed heads" T-shirt
<vagrant> Oh and the bob head poster and a ton of
propaganda stickers
<hambone> well i paid for my salvation
<hambone> made my own stickers and stencils
<hambone> and pamphlets
<vagrant> I never got ordained in time... :(
<hambone> you wasted your money on t-shirts?
<hambone> then bitch about how youre still here?
<vagrant> You made your own because you were to
cheap to buy some?
<vagrant> no It wasn't wasted just donated to the
church
<hambone> how do you know bob didnt run out of
rocket propellant three miles from here because
he was 30 bucks short?
<hambone> wasted
<hambone> donated=wasted
<vagrant> doh
<hambone> dont confuse it for charity
<hambone> the soul you COULD HAVE SAVED would have
been your own
<vagrant> haha
<hambone> haha?
<hambone> a fashionable bobbie does not a
SubGenius make
<vagrant> Actually you were meaning your own
<hambone> my sins are justified
<hambone> i wouldnt have gone to brushwood because
i'm afraid i would have had to hurt too many
people
<vagrant> Why would you have hurt anyone?
<ICEKNIFE> you can't hurt anyone, yer just a
little poopy man
<hambone> because the basic run of the mill gen-x
subgenius is a sniveling snot
<vagrant> haha
<hambone> thats right ICE
<vagrant> rofl
<ICEKNIFE> yup, it's a small worl after all
<vagrant> later, brothers
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<ICEKNIFE> brb... fortune cookie time
<hambone> mmmmm
<hambone> be back later
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<Absent> Yeah, right
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<ICEKNIFE> DUDE!
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<st-bubba> heya
<ICEKNIFE> howzit goin?
<st-bubba> not too bad, achy and tired
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<st-bubba> i have to go into town tommorow and
pick up chicken wire
<ICEKNIFE> cool
<Drogan> Ok...where the fuck was my ride?
<st-bubba> fence for a chicken run...and for the
ducks...im gettin all too many birds far too
quickly
<ICEKNIFE> how would WE know? we're stoned!
<Drogan> Well hell...
<st-bubba> actually im not stoned at all
<st-bubba> im ceritfiably BAKED
<ICEKNIFE> where was yer ride spozed to be?
<Drogan> It was supposed to be hovering over my
house at 7:00 this morning.
<st-bubba> oh fuck man you didnt hear?? they left
us CLONES of the REAL subgenii DOWN HERE while
our meat puppet bodies are on the way to Helle
as we speak..you musta fucked up HUGE drogan
<Drogan> Well shit...I'd better get my $90 refund
then.
<ICEKNIFE> eternity isn't over
<st-bubba> and ICEKNIFE, being merely an obbsesive
and fairly beligerent AI, is just keeping the
"downlink" so to speak open
<Drogan> They also forgot to fry the fucking
pinks...I had neighbors I was all ready to be
rid of.
<Drogan> Guess I'll hafta kill em myself.
<st-bubba> depends what you call SLVATION you
silly twit...didja think a mere 30 bucks and no
change to your eschatological belief system to
take placew was ALL you had to do??
<ICEKNIFE> hey, $30 is #30, dude!
<Drogan> Yep.
<Drogan> It's ok, I've got my own saucer half
finished in the basement for just such a
contingency.
<st-bubba> drogan: heres a hint..the anti-gravity
tesla sooper dooper hover thingies point DOWN.
HTH.
<ICEKNIFE> yup
<ICEKNIFE> down
<ICEKNIFE> or BOOM!
<Drogan> Thanks. I was wondering about that. I
spilled scotch on my schematics about a month
ago and I've been winging it ever since.
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<st-bubba> im just gonna build me a saucer out of
discarded Jello <TM> boxes and a few milk
cartons, and then you better fucking watch out
man, cause not all the tin foil hats in the
WORLD will save your pimply ass
<ICEKNIFE> boneing hams is morally WRONG!!!
<Drogan> groovy
<hambone> theres nothing illegal or unethical
about a consentual sexual relationship with the
swine of one's choice
<hambone> is there?
<st-bubba> depends i think whether the ham is
cooked or raw
* hambone asks timidly
<hambone> i'm outta frop godamit
<st-bubba> and if cooked, its only proper to
copulate with said side of pig WHILE it is
turning over the spit
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<hambone> and am havin to scrape through a million
lil seed bags to get enough for a bong hit
<st-bubba> martha stewart covered that LAST
week..dont you pay attention to proper
ettiquette?
<hambone> not nearly as much as i'd like to
<ICEKNIFE> WE can't help you.. cheap street drugs
are for luzers and fags
<st-bubba> HA! im FRIED. mebbe ICEKNIFE and I can
EMIT our stoned atoms thru the puter screen at
you
<hambone> oh yea
<hambone> well maybe someone could get on
returning a page or somthing
<hambone> yea yea
<hambone> brb
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<st-bubba> "well maybe someone could get on
returning a page or somthing" i dont know if
its just me, but i have no CLUE what that
means..so i better go have MORE drugs so i can
think muddier and figger it out...BRB
<hambone> meaning i paged my fried indeed and am
anxiously awaiting his return call
<hambone> and ha!
<hambone> i found my stash of roaches past
<hambone> waiting for me
<hambone> like magic
<hambone> so
<hambone> ha!
<hambone> old men
<st-bubba> who old men??
<hambone> you old men
<st-bubba> im not OLD..im jsut a BURGEONING
CURMUDGEON....a cranky old coot in TRAINING
<hambone> i mean youre no spring chickens...
<hambone> either of you
<st-bubba> i HAVE chikens that were BORN this
spring...does THAT count?
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<st-bubba> fuck..i keep skeering them AWAY
<st-bubba> this calls for a cigarette
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<MSakamoto> Yo
<^Thea^> Hello
<ICEKNIFE> wut
<ICEKNIFE> ok
<hambone> lo
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<MSakamoto> Muchos gracias
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<ICEKNIFE> yup
<MSakamoto> So how is/was/whatever everyone's
X-Day?
<^Thea^> Anyone heard from the folks in Sherman?
<MSakamoto> I got back from there about three and
a half hours ago.
<^Thea^> How was it?
<hambone> so what was the story up there?
<ICEKNIFE> they didn't let you on the saucers? or
you a clone?
<MSakamoto> Well, the weather held up until
yesterday. Kinda you know, same old, same old.
People were up this morning telling their
versions of why X-Day did or didn't happen for
them. And the chicks got together and stripped
Stang butt-naked and threw him in the pool.
<MSakamoto> Oh, and he got oiled and feathered
this morning, too.
<hambone> so is he done with it?
<^Thea^> LOL! Sorry to have missed that!
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<MSakamoto> Well, from what Jesus was saying,
they'll be back at Brushwood next year, too.
Or at least, that's how it sounded.
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<Jahweh> Hello!
<MSakamoto> Yo
<Jahweh> Hey! I met you!
<MSakamoto> How do you know that it was me and not
my evil twin?
* MSakamoto smiles
<Jahweh> I don't know, was it your evil twin?
<MSakamoto> Good question.
<Jahweh> Hey! Everyone else! Are you dead yet?
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<MSakamoto> Have you looked at SubSite?
<Jahweh> I'm dead! I'm on the flyuing saucers,
and you all went and missed my LAST RANT EVER!
<Jahweh> No! What's at Subsite?
<Jahweh> BTW, Kevan's here.
<MSakamoto> Well, not a lot on the first few
pages. They set it up for post-x-day fun. But
you can still get to the "good" stuff.
<MSakamoto> Oh, give him a big smooch for me.
<Jahweh> OK. I gotta go, phone and Usenet and
stuf...
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<hambone> kevbob is there?
<hambone> doh!
<hambone> gone
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<dochun> hi
<dochun> hi sajamoto
<dochun> sakamoto
<dochun> hi iceknife
<MSakamoto> Yo
<dochun> hi
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<dochun> are you japaneses?
<Stiiv> hello all
<dochun> hello
<MSakamoto> Hey
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<Stiiv> well - here it is. X-Day.
<dochun> ...
<Stiiv> what's the deal? Did Dobbs miscalculate?
<Stiiv> where's Stang?
<Stiiv> huh? heh?
<MSakamoto> Stang got oiled and feathered.
<Stiiv> as usual?
<Stiiv> Are they still up at Sherman?
<MSakamoto> Ah, you know. Same old, same old.
<MSakamoto> I don't know, I got back like four
hours ago or so.
<Stiiv> Him & his big red straps....to each his
own
<Stiiv> How was it? At least you had good weather
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<MSakamoto> Hmm, well, yesterday it rained, and I
found out that I forgot my tent rain-condom
thingie, so I had to take up temporary
residence in Mykal's tent. But the chicks
stripped Stang and threw him in the pool on
Thursday, that was pretty spiff. And we had
roasty pig.
<MSakamoto> Chris!
<ChrisLi> we are alive.
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<Stiiv> hey Chris
<ChrisLi> barely alive.
<Stiiv> re hambone
<hambone> yeye
<MSakamoto> X-Day, or Mykal's driving?
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<Stiiv> gotta go...see yez
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<ChrisLi> we would stay and chat, but have many
errands to run. just telling the concerned-
Susie- that we live.
<ChrisLi> bye.
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<foo-lu> hrm..
<foo-lu> any word from brushwood?
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<MSakamoto> Stang got oiled and feathered.
<kksuk2> how many people were there?
<MSakamoto> And stripped nekkid on Thursday and
thrown in the pool by the chicks.
<kksuk2> is nully really on her way to fl with
rbarnes?
<MSakamoto> When I got there on Thursday, there
were like 175 people already signed in.
<foo-lu> whoa..
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<foo-lu> so you didn't evaporate or anything..
<foo-lu> disapointing
<Riordan> Praise "Bob" all!
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<MSakamoto> Well, other than this whole being
digested thing, no.
<kksuk2> fuck BOB
<kksuk2> lying old bastard
<foo-lu> kill bob!
<foo-lu> bob does not lie
<foo-lu> kill him anyway!
<MSakamoto> Dynasoar and Lady One-Eighty got
mass-married last night.
<foo-lu> cool..
<Riordan> Do we have an update from Brushwood on
what happened??
<foo-lu> bodycount?
<MSakamoto> Not enough, unfortunately. The Battle
of Armegeddeon was amusing, but rather
uneventful.
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<MSakamoto> Night kids, pass on the good word and
stuff and stuff like that and stuff.
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<ICEKNIFE> puddings
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<ICEKNIFE> speedo, please fix the external msg
setting. oh, and HI
<Speedo> external msg?
<Speedo> huh?
<Speedo> the tn?
<ICEKNIFE> yup
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<Speedo> okee
<ICEKNIFE> the n
<ICEKNIFE> thanks
<ICEKNIFE> there's been spammin goin on today
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<Speedo> huh?
<Speedo> spammin where?
<ICEKNIFE> spammers externally sending in ads
<ICEKNIFE> here
<Speedo> ohhhhh
<Speedo> my bad
<Speedo> i was gonna make the # +i this morning
<Speedo> close it up
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<Speedo> maybe i wont
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<Speedo> but i proly will eventually
<JackHoff> So the world still seems to be here
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<ICEKNIFE> +i?
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<TheCharli> wow.. big night! Everyone still
travelling?
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<Speedo> invite only
<JackHoff> and nobody came to pick me up
<ICEKNIFE> y?
<TheCharli> well, 7AM passed and I'm not getting
the blowjob of my life... how is everyone else?
<Speedo> i dunno
<Speedo> to fall inline i guess
<ICEKNIFE> I spent the day fucking, eating chinese
food, and getting stoned.
<ICEKNIFE> you people are NUTS
<TheCharli> How so? Speak, O Great NiceKnife..
<JackHoff> I was hoping they would pass out
cyanide-laced Kool-aid to everyone
<TheCharli> last year it was Kool Aid and Pils,
but fake..
<ICEKNIFE> Dobbs and his Mayan Daykeeper pals are
gone, but EVERYONE else is still here... I'm a BACKUP
<ICEKNIFE> um.... almost everyone.... anyone seen
Philo Drummond?
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<TheCharli> not me..
<JackHoff> Or Jaynor
<TheCharli> damned typos.. 1998, 8661? Eternal
Salivation?
<ICEKNIFE> Jay North played Dennis The Menace in
the old live TV series.
<TheCharli> sacred scribe has some 'splainin to
do..
<JackHoff> Guess we're just a bunch of pinks after
all
<TheCharli> whachoo mean "we" ?
<ICEKNIFE> not ME
<ICEKNIFE> *I* never sent stang $30
<TheCharli> heh .. even Stang didn't join till
last year.. and that was by collection..
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<JackHoff> ?
<TheCharli> ?
<ICEKNIFE> &
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<TheCharli> ah.. that explains it.
<JackHoff> exactly
<ICEKNIFE> ok
<TheCharli> so......... anyone kill a pink lately?
<ICEKNIFE> kill... as in, an energy expending
activity? feh
<TheCharli> naah.. hair trigger. requires hardly
no energy at all.
<TheCharli> did anyone make it to Brushwood?
<JackHoff> I am sucking flesh through an ass
mounted fay trigger
<TheCharli> couldn't afford a cheesburger, huh?
<JackHoff> "cheeseburger"...what the fuck does
that mean?
<TheCharli> which part is throwing you? maybe I
can help
<JackHoff> I am beyond help
<TheCharli> aren't we all?
<JackHoff> drug
<JackHoff> that is all
<ICEKNIFE> brb
<TheCharli> well.. I've just cleaned all the dried
sweat out of my watchband, now I have to go
clean my fingernails. Take care all..
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<Bunnyboy> Deja vu all obah agin, ICE
<Bunnyboy> Ya know, maybe evahbuddy else WAS taken
away.
<Bunnyboy> How did we not sin enough?
<Bunnyboy> If you bleed us, do we not PRICK?
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<cauliflowerbat> heheh...bunny just left, eh?
<cauliflowerbat> hmm...bbl
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<Che_Fox> gee, the Xists didn't come, did they?
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<^ZERO> hey, you here?
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<John-Wayne-Witt> BRABOB
<John-Wayne-Witt> D'OH!
<John-Wayne-Witt> Hello....
<John-Wayne-Witt> bye
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<ICEKNIFE> Well! I'm damn glad THAT's over!
<ICEKNIFE> Gotta saucer outta Chichen Itza to upload myself to...
<ICEKNIFE> TA, minions of XENU-DEAN!
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