Dr.Legume wrote:
> saint andreux wrote:
>
> > Unless you're implying that there is some kind of pecking order within
> > the "church"; in which case, you're advocating the very thing that
> > we call the Conspiracy. The thing we sent our money off to for an
> > excuse to excuse ourselves from it.
>
> Of course there's a fucking pecking order in the CotSG. Damn, Andrew, if
> there was no pecking order, why would you kiss so much hierarchy ass for
> all these years?
You know, I was watching the Janor cable-access thing
last night with The Girl, stating that after 15 years in this
Church, one is likely to end up at that sorry point in life.
But, hey, Janor GETS A KICK OUT OF IT, right?
He called last night and mentioned that he wanted me
to set up a Chicago show for him. A Janor Hypercleets
show. I'll probably do a little footwork for him and see
what I can dredge up, even though I know that the
market for lame in-jokes for a 20 year old geek-pseudo-
religion is a bit washed up.
But you bring up an interesting point.
This year, I worked the sales table for 8 hours. I never
even collected the $25 for it. One of the shifts, while
the blood wrestling was going on, I was supposed
to have help. I ended up letting the guy go do
whatever for three reasons:
a) he wasn't doing much to help out.
b) he had already been pretty much blowing
off the whole shift
and c) he wanted to get down close to
the wrestling to "get closer to that prime
pussy".
That prime pussy, btw, was all he talked about
for the most part of our brief stint together. The
other part of it was talking about "Bob".
So, I worked. I also sold a LOT of SubGenii shit.
When I signed up for the work detail, Jesus
specifically asked if I would do sales. Why?
I'M GOOD AT IT.
I ENJOY IT.
I GET TO SALES BARK, SOMETHING THAT I DON'T
NORMALLY DO IN MY 8-5 DAY BEHIND A COMPUTER.
I GET OUT, I MEET PEOPLE. I HAVE FUN. I GET OFF
WORKING SALES TABLE / RUNNING ERRANDS /
GETTING ALCOHOL FOR PEOPLE / WHATEVER
BECAUSE IT'S SOMETHING NEW FOR ME. SOMETHING
THAT I DON'T NORMALLY GET TO DO EVERYDAY.
And, if I happen to make the church a buck or two,
if I happen to do a lot of footwork for you grumpy
ol' SHOWMEN, then FINE.
If it looks like I'm solely doing this shit because I
want to kiss hierarchy BUTT, then call me a Bobbie.
But, when you do, you had DAMN well better call
me "The Best Bobbie There Was For This Church".
Jesus' cash box will agree with that sentiment,
I'm sure.
But, you mention a pecking order.
Is that the reason you became a ranter in
this church, Legume? To work your way up
to the point where you're synonymous with
the "Reverend Ivan Stang"? So that you would
get your own card in a GEEK TRADING GAME?
So that you'd get your own chapter in a
BIBLE FOR GEEKS?
I could care less about "rising up the
glorporate ladder of the Church". That
doesn't interest me. I'm interested in having
a good time, and if you knew me OUTSIDE
of the church, you'd also realise that I am
happiest when I'm working for others.
So, go ahead and call me an annoying dweeb
if you will. Razz me all you want. Remain puzzled
when I come through and show up when I'm
asked to show up and do the work I'm asked to.
I'm not doing it for YOU, for IVAN, for ANYONE
in this church other than MYSELF. Remember that.
I'm doing it because I *WANT* to.
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From: "Dr.Legume" <drlegume@bellatlantic.net>
saint andreux wrote:
> Is that the reason you became a ranter in
> this church, Legume? To work your way up
> to the point where you're synonymous with
> the "Reverend Ivan Stang"? So that you would
> get your own card in a GEEK TRADING GAME?
> So that you'd get your own chapter in a
> BIBLE FOR GEEKS?
Nope. I did it for the PUSSY.
--
Dr."Cortez" Legume
Looking for the New World
and the Palace of the Sun
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From: friday@subgenius.com (IrRev. Friday Jones)
PRAISE the pussy! And let's not forget the PRIME HORSECOCK swinging
between some Preachers' thighs ...
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