UFO over X-Day??

From: pnarco@REMOVE2REPLYslip.net (Phineas Narco)

I don't understand. Did we figure out what it was and I missed it?
There was a UFO spotted at Brushwood. I saw it. Legume gave me a pic
of it. Why the hell isn't anyone talking about it? Why hasn't the pic
been posted to alt.binaries.slack? Am I missing something?

-=-Phineas Narco
Online catalog of Negativland/Subgenius and underground tapes:
http://www.carhart.com/~phineas/
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From: "?!" <schabe@mr|.com.delete.from.pipe.to.here.net>

Nobody's posting pictures for the exact same reason that nobody's posting
close-ups of hairy, flaccid dicks -- there were just too damned many of 'em!
I myself, without particularly trying, saw at least 6 hovering saucer-shaped
objects, three high-altitude aircraft moving at remarkable speed in *perfect
synchronization*, three or four "shooting stars", two glow-sticks tied to
helium baloons, a gigantic flying fist the size of a naval destroyer giving
me a "thumbs-up" (this one in *broad daylight*), a glowing, golfball-sized,
fast-moving, spinning, color-changing wheel-like apparition that attempted
to *communicate with me*, and an entire intergalactic battle fleet composed
entirely of marsh-gas-filled laundry bags 4000 kilometers long.
At first, of course, I tried to get a couple of these things on camera,
but after the twelfth visitation in an hour, I just figured the hell with
it. It seemed like everywhere I looked there was some kind of
extraterrestrial airspace violation going on -- EXCEPT on 7am sunday
morning. Go figure.

---
schabe "vision thing" @mr.net
http://webpages.mr.net/schabe

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From: gggor@io.com (G. G. Gordon)

On Wed, 15 Jul 1998 04:32:19 GMT, pnarco@REMOVE2REPLYslip.net (Phineas
Narco) wrote:

>I don't understand. Did we figure out what it was and I missed it?
>There was a UFO spotted at Brushwood. I saw it. Legume gave me a pic
>of it. Why the hell isn't anyone talking about it? Why hasn't the pic
>been posted to alt.binaries.slack? Am I missing something?
>
Perhaps that unique sensation of smoke being blown up yer arse by
Legume and Co!

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From: gggor@io.com (G. G. Gordon)

Man those were terriffic mushrooms that masked stranger was handing
out, weren't they? But you left out the giant glowing eyeball with the
huge flaming sword stabbed through it and bleeding green petroleum
products and what about the enormous dobbshead, rotting and riddled
with five color glowing maggots and drooling a trail of amorphus slime
critters that tasted like kosher dill cotton candy? And most of all,
didn't anyone else see G'Broagfran??

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From: p-lil@purgatory.of.firey.vulvas.subgenius.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)

More importantly, how do I STOP seeing G'Broagfran?!?

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From: sternodox@aristotle.net (Sterno)

And, more importantly STILL . . . how do I stop JACKING OFF to G'Broagfran?

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From: btm@billtmiller.com (B T M)

AND even LESS importantly ....WHO the is FUCK is G'Broagfran?

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From: CortezLegume <drlegume@bellatlantic.net>

G. G. Gordon wrote:
> >
> Perhaps that unique sensation of smoke being blown up yer arse by
> Legume and Co!

No shit, GGG, Narco and I DID see something we couldn't identify. I'll
post the pic to A.B.S.
--
Dr."Cortez" Legume

Looking for the New World
and the Palace of the Sun

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From: Locnar@IgLou.com (Randolph S. Vance)
>
> And, more importantly STILL . . . how do I stop JACKING OFF to G'Broagfran?
>

Easy, picture ME JACKING OFF to G'Broagfran.

Rev. Locnar

--
Randolph S. Vance
Locnar@Iglou.com (Macintosh Eudora Mail)

QUOTE - "I'll watch some TV, it'll help me to RELAX!" - Ren Hoek

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From: pnarco@REMOVE2REPLYslip.net (Phineas Narco)

How do I stop BEING G'Broagfran who I'm jacking off to, which is
myself in some kind of alternate dimension with a hobbit eating my
head though it isn't really MY head it's a kind of G'Broagran head
that's sort of shaped like a Faberge egg that contains some kind of
alternate dimension even though it's shaped like a 7-11 with nine
heads, okay you go out of the back door to the parking lot and
there's a pickup on the right side and in the back seat on the left
there's this other THING with about 9 dicks for a left leg and it's
eating one of those microwave burritos which is actually something
that can't exist in this universe but.... THAT how do I stop seeing
THAT?

-=-Phineas Narco
Online catalog of Negativland/Subgenius and underground tapes:
http://www.carhart.com/~phineas/
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From: unit24@sputum.com

On Thu, 16 Jul 1998 07:54:28 GMT, pnarco@REMOVE2REPLYslip.net (Phineas
Narco) wrote:

>that can't exist in this universe but.... THAT how do I stop seeing
>THAT?

Pils, lots and lots of Pils. Especially the Big Blue ones. Knocking back
a fifth of Tequila along with the Pils couldn't hurt. (well, it could.
But, you know what I mean.)

xxiv

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From: p-lil@purgatory.of.firey.vulvas.subgenius.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)

Either that, or SHUT UP. G'Broagfran manifests especially in those tongues that
forever wag. Notice how long it took Janor to shake off the Broag!

P.Lil

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From: unit24@sputum.com

Now, now, P-Lil. You weren't complaining about wagging tongues the last
time.

xxiv

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From: p-lil@purgatory.of.firey.vulvas.subgenius.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)

Who's complaining?

Oh, that's right, Phineas was. He was ASKING, anyhow. Or ranting. Or babbling.
Hard to tell when the tongue is in full twitch.

Speaking of which, there's a reason why my favorite god is G'Broagfran--when I
get someone else "channelling" him, like a loa in a Voudon ritual, all I have
to do is spread and squat over the "vessel" for hours of fun.

P.Lil

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