If you could design your own penis, what would it look like?
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From: imbjr@imbjr.globalnet.co.uk (IMBJR)
Big, very big. Pretty much like it is now.
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From: gevcc@fxhm.arg (DoktorTripp)
You
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From: saint andreux <saint@!bugger-off!prairienet.org>
I would like to design this huge floating penis kind
of like the pig from _Animals_ by Pink Floyd and
set it loose floating across the country and have
2nd grade classes watch the skies and have a
teacher-institute thing going where the kids
track its progress across the nation until it lands
somewhere in the rough of Newfoundland.
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From: "Dr.Legume" <drlegume@bellatlantic.net>
It'd look like YOURS, of course. We all envy Orton Jr.
--
Dr."Cortez" Legume
Looking for the New World
and the Palace of the Sun
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From: friday@subgenius.com (IrRev. Friday Jones)
In article <i.stang-ya02408000R3007982110200001@enews.newsguy.com>,
i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) wrote:
>In article <35BEE2A3.939@n.slo>, NENSLO <n@n.slo> wrote:
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>> If you could design your own penis, what would it look like?
>
>Someone else
But then ... what would someone else design HER penii to look like??
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From: "König PreuBe, GmbH" <bbombere@erols.com>
Therein lies the rub!
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From: Sister Decadence <decadence@subgenius.com>
IrRev. Friday Jones wrote:
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> In article <i.stang-ya02408000R3007982110200001@enews.newsguy.com>,
> i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) wrote:
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> >In article <35BEE2A3.939@n.slo>, NENSLO <n@n.slo> wrote:
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> >> If you could design your own penis, what would it look like?
> >
> >Someone else
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> But then ... what would someone else design HER penii to look like??
Stang, of course.
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From: polvo@globalnet.co.uk (racer-x)
On Wed, 29 Jul 1998 07:47:40 GMT, NENSLO <n@n.slo> wrote:
>If you could design your own penis, what would it look like?
Mine would remain the same size and shape, but be made out of clitoral
tissue, as it's got a greater concentration of pleasure receptors. (I
think?)
Tho' it would be cool if it could spurt out a great white shark at
the moment of climax.
Racer-x
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From: "König PreuBe, GmbH" <bbombere@erols.com>
Or maybe a swarm of chihuahuas!
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