In article <01bdb83a$6dc3bbc0$070c9ace@ecsis>, "kevbob"
<kevbob.AlLsPaM@ecsis.net> wrote:
>"ready to pray you into the kingdom." bob larson.
>
>i wanna have a prayer-off at xday2!!
>
>i think i have more spiritaul power than some little ol' lady has in her
>pinky!
Other ideas:
Battle of Armageddon II will be bellies vs. no-bellies.
Chocolate syrup wrestling.
7:05 AM Sunday - Hierarchy will draw straws to determine who will be
humiliated by the crowd.
Separate stage set up at back of pavilion for anti-"Bob" preaching.
Improved potato gun will fire _watermelons_ at hovering Black Heliopters.
Dead "Bob" party on Sunday - SubGenii who _don't_ have to go to work on
Monday will gather, celebrate, jeer the departing folks
More memorial merchandise
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From: box2321@teleport.com (P. O. Box 2321)
Suggestions for XX-Day...
Kitchen area partitioned off as official Church of the SubGenius schism
"The Church of I'm Eating Now, Stop Ranting, Go Away."
Time (Control) Capsule.
Kidney stones, diabetes, etc.
New sign: "Welcome to our ool. Notice there is no poop in our ool.
Let's keep it that way."
More damn queers. More non-pink skin.
Bobbies assigned to find entrance to hollow earth, given shovels.
Conspiracy dismantled. Flying saucers arrive 7:00 am, take SubGenii to
better place.
-O.
--
Rev. Dr. Onan Canobite - SubGenius since 1982 - onan@subgenius.com
Send One Dollar to http://www.subgenius.com/ for Eternal Salvation
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From: Sister Decadence <decadence@subgenius.com>
IrRev. Friday Jones wrote:
>
> Battle of Armageddon II will be bellies vs. no-bellies.
This sounds good...but I still want to line up and have them on thier
knees WORSHIPPING our bellies...
>
> Chocolate syrup wrestling.
This sounds like fun but it dries quickly and will be very sticky and
uncomfortable...like the Kool-Aid used before the body paint.
>
> 7:05 AM Sunday - Hierarchy will draw straws to determine who will be
> humiliated by the crowd.
>
> Separate stage set up at back of pavilion for anti-"Bob" preaching.
>
> Improved potato gun will fire _watermelons_ at hovering Black Heliopters.
>
> Dead "Bob" party on Sunday - SubGenii who _don't_ have to go to work on
> Monday will gather, celebrate, jeer the departing folks
>
> More memorial merchandise
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From: Sister Decadence <decadence@subgenius.com>
P. O. Box 2321 wrote:
>
>
> Bobbies assigned to find entrance to hollow earth, given shovels.
>
> Conspiracy dismantled. Flying saucers arrive 7:00 am, take SubGenii to
> better place.
Um and a NEW RULE that stops the pagan playing at 3am so everyone who
PAID to be there can sleep.
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From: "König PreuBe, GmbH" <bbombere@erols.com>
It would be nice to have a pickle-shooting contest--
Now, that's the true measure of a Sex Goddess,
how far can she shoot a keshe garlic dill pickle?!?!
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Group: alt.slack Date: Sun, Jul 26, 1998, 3:02pm (EDT+4) From:
box2321@teleport.com (P.=A0O.=A0Box=A02321) Re: xday 2, the sequel
ideas.
Suggestions for XX-Day...
>Kitchen area partitioned off as official Church >of the SubGenius
schism "The Church of I'm >Eating Now, Stop Ranting, Go Away."
Ya know, I was thinking...
About a week or two ago, I was meditating upon foods and/or food
products that had Buldada value.
The concept had it's origins whilst I was preparing dinner for myself at
Brushwood that Friday night. I became engaged in a conversation about
"Spam." [A favorite camping food of mine]
A week after I returned home, I thought about it some more...[while
still trying to get the taste of "Moxie" out of my mouth...]
The idea hit me, a Feast Of Slack! Consisting of foods with Bulldada
qualities....
Foods like Spam, Tang, Kraft Mac & Cheese [the "Cheesiest!] Yes, even
"Moxie."
[Feel free to add to this list...]
Does this idea have possibilities?
Or, we could always have another Pig-Roast...
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++What do you think one man can do with
5MB of disc space? Find out by visiting;
www.angelfire.com/ny/BrynmawrMusicPlus/index.html (My Home Page)
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From: terrygibson@my-dejanews.com
In article <01bdb83a$6dc3bbc0$070c9ace@ecsis>,
"kevbob" <kevbob.AlLsPaM@ecsis.net> wrote:
> "ready to pray you into the kingdom." bob larson.
>
> i wanna have a prayer-off at xday2!!
>
> i think i have more spiritaul power than some little ol' lady has in her
> pinky!
I agree 100%. There isnt nearly enough
glossalalia(sp?) in this here church.
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From: Pee Kitty <Pkitty@galileo.cris.com>
Sister Decadence <decadence@subgenius.com> spewed forth:
> Um and a NEW RULE that stops the pagan playing at 3am so everyone who
> PAID to be there can sleep.
The entire quintidenominational clench down here would like to say
"FUCK THAT" to this absurd suggestion. We *like* the pagans and the
drumming helps us sleep; it's part of our $25 as far as we're concerned.
--
Rev. Pee Kitty, of the order Malkavian-Dobbsian
Meow!
::: Official Martyr of X-Day! <http://www.cris.com/~pkitty/xday98>
::: Visit #subgenii on irc.sorcery.net - it's a beautiful place
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From: TheCharlie <charliec@cybernex.net>
Yeah, but it isn't the drums that I mind so much.. I can go to sleep
to those. You get a regular rhythm going and it can put me to sleep
just fine. But I'm VERY sure they were hiding scouts outside MY tent
to see if the drums bothered me and to see if I was asleep yet.
and just as I would be about to fall asleep, they would STOP!
The sudden silence would wake me.
Then I'd just start to fall back asleep and they would
start up again, waking me.
Repeat, repeat, repeat
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From: box2321@teleport.com (P. O. Box 2321)
Sister Decadence <decadence@subgenius.com>:
> This sounds good...but I still want to line up and have them on thier
>knees WORSHIPPING our bellies...
When sailors cross the equator for the first time they have some
quasi-homo initiation (the name of which I can't remember) which often
involves "The Big Baby." The Big Baby's belly is greased up, and the
new sailors have their faces rubbed in The Big Baby's big soft slippery
belly. So there is a precident to this sort of cultish behavior, I'd
say.
-O.
--
Rev. Dr. Onan Canobite - SubGenius since 1982 - onan@subgenius.com
Send One Dollar to http://www.subgenius.com/ for Eternal Salvation
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From: truwe@swelling-itching-mind.net
P. O. Box 2321 wrote:
>
> Suggestions for XX-Day...
> More non-pink skin.
Couple of kids' swimming pools full of concentrated RIT dye. Green and
purple would be good. Demand that everyone bring a bottle.
>
> Bobbies assigned to find entrance to hollow earth, given shovels.
Digging is neat. Command them to entrench -- we're going to be invaded
by Zists! Some nice, elaborate and interconnected trenches would help
the atmosphere. Especially if it's wet again.
Annnnnnna
--
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|"Seinfeld wasn't a show about nothing: it was a show about four |
| jackoffs who needed to get their asses kicked." -- Jim Anchower |
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From: truwe@swelling-itching-mind.net
We didn't mind the drumming so much (it can be tuned out) as the drunk
people YELLING INCOHERENTLY all night.
But it was kinda cool when that one guy yelled "SPEAK ENGLISH!" at them.
Annnnnnna
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From: p-lil@ZubJenius.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
On the eve of Mon, 27 Jul 1998 13:10:04 -0700, in the Temple of
<35BCDE9C.27D@miNd.net>, truwe@swelling-itching-mind.net bellowed forth across
the wasteland:
>
>We didn't mind the drumming so much (it can be tuned out) as the drunk
>people YELLING INCOHERENTLY all night.
>
>But it was kinda cool when that one guy yelled "SPEAK ENGLISH!" at them.
You know, there were all sorts of illicit substances going around Brushwood, in
perfect honesty. And yet, the ONLY one that caused hassles for anyone else was
alcohol.
Hey, I like my beer, and drank enough rum and coke on X-Day-eve to float in,
and STILL had my head together enough to push drunken assholes over and let
them pass out. But if you as much as SUSPECT that you might be less tolerable
while drunk than sober, and if you desire to have a long life, STOP AFTER THE
SECOND GODDAMN DRINK.
P.Lil
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From: "König PreuBe, GmbH" <bbombere@erols.com>
Oh! P-Lil! You are soooooo butch!
I'm going to put you in for membership in the
Butch Liberation Organization, (BLO)
We all go out and push over drunks, outhouses, and even do
a little cow tippin'! And set homeless derelicts on fire,
and butt-fuk junkies and other weird people.
We are quite tolerant, really. Just phobophobic.
And you can wear anything your little heart desires!
Or nothing at all! Te-hee!
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From: axel@SPAMXverinet.com (axel heyst)
I'm distressed to hear that there was no Sacred Tank at XDay. This
situation must be remedied within the next eleven months or so.
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From: postmaster@warez.phantom.com (Dr. Derek Robb, Kaiju no Hakase)
Jahweh Lynch <twgs@whatsthepoint.net> exploded:
|Thus spake truwe@swelling-itching-mind.net:
|>We didn't mind the drumming so much (it can be tuned out) as the drunk
|>people YELLING INCOHERENTLY all night.
|I thought that was supposed to be the "ranting".
Well. It's one thing to let fly with good RANT. It's quite another to be
sitting right outside our tent banging on a truck and generally not
coping well with whatever drugs one has taken and screaming "I STILL GOT
MY STICK! FUCKING IT'S FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! MY
HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Which okay, it sounds good on paper, but it gets
old REAL DAMN FAST.
--
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
http://www.tezcat.com/~aieeee .................. http://www.nutmeg.net
reply-email to THIS:_a _i _e _e _e _e _@ _t _e _z _c _a _t _. _c _o _m
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From: Sister Decadence <decadence@subgenius.com>
No, it was the pagans, making no sense whatsoever, just listening to
the sound of their own voices.
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From: "kevbob" <kevbob.AlLsPaM@ecsis.net>
the difference between these pagans and the subg's at brushwood:
30 dollars.
and they say i don't understand this church.
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From: sternodox@aristotle.net (Sterno)
Personally, I thought the drumming BLEW GREAT DANES on NATIONAL
TELEVISION. Holy shit, they played the SAME FUCKING beat in 4:4 for TEN
HOURS. No variation, no experimentation, no hand grenades, no barbequed
chihuahuas yelping along with the goings one. No NOTHING!
- Spermo
--
M'muh!
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From: p-lil@ZubJenius.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
Sterno, if you have footage of this alleged blowing of great danes on national
TV, I'll make it worth your while to make me a copy. I've got a couple of
projects lined up which cries for great-dane blowing, and most of the great
danes around here insist on Union scale before I can set up the camera, AND are
really picky about the dental hygiene of the blower. Considering they lick
their own dicks all day long I don't know why they're so bent out of shape on
this point, but they INSIST. So your footage will save me a few bucks, and is
deeply appreciated, thanks.
P.Lil
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In article <e/wbear-ya02408000R2907982017280001@news.direct.ca>,
e/wbear@hibernia.ca (e/w bear) wrote:
>In article <6pnk02$akp@cocoa.brown.edu>, Bob_Chapman@SLAQ.brown.edu (Crazy
>Bob) wrote:
>> My friends and I once had a discussion-- if you could have your dream
>> date with ANY cartoon character, who would it be?
>snip
>> Any other opinions?
>Wilma Flintstone
Ha! I'm ahead of the curve for a change. For going on five years now,
I've named my Mac's SCSI devices (HDs, mostly) on this very theme. I'm up
to:
-Trixie
-Josie
-Melanie
-Daphne
As to my fav, let's just say that if given the opportunity I'd flip
Melanie like a pancake.
L'axel
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From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)
LuAnn, from King of the Hill
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From: Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net>
The big squid lady from "The Little Mermaid".
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From: temujin9@mci2000.com (Nathaniel Eliot)
Ranma. A bisexual's wet dream.
temujin9
pardon the pun
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From: !!!bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar)
The Freak Bros.
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From: twgs@whatsthepoint.net (Jahweh Lynch)
Ed? Hey, Ed? While you're busy fussing and bitching about how impossible
it is to be a lesbian if you have a dick and how people ought to be living
in the real world, there is a thread over here about going out on dates
with CARTOON CHARACTERS.
I'd just give up right now, if I were you.
--
"Marry a rat or a dog late in life. Avoid monkeys."
- My Chinese Fortune (oh by the way remove whats to email)
JIGGY WEEK: http://www.thepoint.net/~twgs/jiggy/jiggy.htm
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From: "Rev. Edward Strange" <strange@enter.net>
Sex with cartoon characters ehhh? Personally, I used to jack off to the
chick in "Starblazers", but I outgrew that phase when I was 12. I guess
I'll just have to settle for letting the Rabbi jack me off while I watch
"South Park" and eat raw meat.
Cartoom characters! Man, you guys are way ahead of me. Later kids.
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