> In alt.slack Jacques-Alexis Bernardin wrote:
>
> } He is, I mean, If I looked THAT bad. I would't post a picture of
> } myself. Honest
>
To Jacques,
You think Stang is ugly? Who do you think you are, fucking FABIO? Stang
may be ugly, but he gets more sex and drugs in ONE HOUR than you'll ever
see in your LIFETIME! And compare Stang to the rest of US and we're EVEN
MORE UGLY! Even ME!
ESPECIALLY ME! I'M SO FUCKING UGLY, I MAKE THE ELEPHANT MAN LOOK LIKE
KATHY IRELAND! EVERYWHERE I WENT AT BRUSHWOOD, PEOPLE WOULD GO SCREAMING
AND RUNNING THE OTHER WAY! SISTER SUZIE T. FLOOZY AND SISTER DECADENCE HAD
THE LENSES CRACK ON THEIR CAMERAS WHEN THEY TRIED TAKING MY PICTURE! EVEN
BLIND SUBGENII WERE TERRIFIED JUST BEING WITHIN TEN FEET OF ME! MY FACE
REALLY DOES BREAK MIRRORS! I GOT SO MANY YEARS OF BAD LUCK, I'LL NEED TEN
LIFETIMES TO BE RID OF IT!
AND MOST IMPORTANT, I WAS THE REASON THE X-ISTS NEVER FUCKING SHOWED UP!
THEY WATCHED FROM HIGH ORBIT, SAW ME DOWN AT BRUSHWOOD AND THOUGHT, "WOW,
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THAT YETI? We can't take HIM, he might
CONTAMINATE the REST OF THE HERD! Oh well, maybe we'll be back in 6,000 or
so years...."
And you thought STANG was ugly, Jacques? Obviously you didn't see me go
running naked around the alt.slack.shantytown when I'd go howling at the
moon or searching for firewood.
Stang has what you'll NEVER have, Jacques, BALLS! Stang had the BALLS to
go running around naked, er, skyclad (remember the Brushwood Pagan-speak)
and be thrown into a pool with skyclad WOMEN! When was the last time YOU
could say that happened to you, Jacques?
Rev. Locnar
--
Randolph S. Vance
Locnar@Iglou.com (Macintosh Eudora Mail)
QUOTE - "I'll watch some TV, it'll help me to RELAX!" - Ren Hoek
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