unit24@sputum.com exploded:
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|>What about getting a razor sharp Katana or Claymore instead?
|Whoo hooo, now there is firepower. Claymore, "This side towards Enemy".
|Problem is, one shot.
Well it all depends on the nature of the task, i guess. Sure, a katana is
much more stylish, but unfortunately it lacks the range of a gun. However,
a gun has limited ammunition. Therefor, a well-weilded sword is far
superior for the task of zombie killing.
This occured to me recently while watching Day of the Dead... they're
running down that cavern/corridor, shooting zombies in the head,
constantly having to reload.. all i could think was how Yojimbo
or Lone Wolf would've been able to breeze through there easily, doing as
many quick and stylish beheadings as needed to reach the helicopter.
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You can't fight City Hall, but you can for goddamn sure blow it up.
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From: terrygibson@rocketmail.com
In article <35A83329.6E97@bellatlantic.net>,
drlegume@bellatlantic.net wrote:
> My symptoms:
>
> A craving for big white pain pills and rum.
> Confusion.
> An urge to go use up all my bullets.
> A tugging feeling at the base of my skull that makes me want to get a
> job.
>
> Legume
>
A JOB!!!!!!! A JOB!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUMABITCH!!!!! I'LL LISTEN
TO THE WHINY PUSSY WUSSY POST XDAY OOH I WUV
YOU CAUSE YOU SAVED ME SHIT BUT IF YOU EVER
EVEN THINK ABOUT "GETTING A JOB" AGAIN I WILL
PERSONALLY COME DOWN FROM CANADA AND KICK
YOUR SORRY FUCKING ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From: p-lil@purgatory.of.firey.vulvas.subgenius.com (Popess Lilith von Fraumench)
On the eve of Fri, 10 Jul 1998 13:18:36 -0400, in the Temple of
<friday-ya02408000R1007981318360001@news.tiac.net>, friday@subgenius.com
bellowed forth across the wasteland:
>
>Symptoms:
>
>Lethargy
>
>Hot flashes
>
>Inability to cry or summon up strong emotion
>
>Exhaustion after performing even the simplest tasks
>
>Panting
>
>Sleep disorder
>
>Nausea; lack of appetite
>
>Desire to move to Dallas
>
>***
>
>Is anyone else having these symptoms or is it just me?
It's hard to tell--I've got the X-Day Virus just like most everyone else, and
everything's all mixed up. Can't tell what's the bug and what's... what.
Last night I got home, pissed off at Metro because of a complicated fuckup that
left me without a bus pass for one more day, in a city where it's nearly
impossible to go anywhere without taking the bus... only to find out my phone
had been disconnected during the day. The weird thing is, although I got angry
and depressed and violent, just like normal, IT DIDN'T LAST LONG. Most of the
emotions I felt were FLEETING, and passed before I could roll in them like I
typically do.
Maybe this is part of PXDS, or maybe it's part of a New Beginning.
I pray it's the latter. It gets tiring, rolling in one's bitterness all the
time.
P.Lil
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From: terrygibson@rocketmail.com
From: no@email.ads (geezer)
friday@subgenius.com wrote:
>>Symptoms:
HOMESICKNESS
For what home am I sick?
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From: Unit4@Sputum.Com (Doktor DynaSoar)
In alt.slack IrRev. Friday Jones wrote:
} Symptoms:
}
} Is anyone else having these symptoms or is it just me?
I've always had those. And their opposites. And lots of others too.
Since X-day, these are new:
1. Strong urge to urge things.
2. Peeing backwards.
3. Sewing "Janor" name tags in all the underwear I own which isn't mine.
4.
5. Leaving things blank.
7. Losing numbers.
8. Washing soap.
9. Confusing enumerated lists with BASIC programming.
10 GOTO 1.
--
(@ @)\DynaSoar\___, Doktor DynaSoar Iridium, Scienfictiontologist
ll ll Yetii Genetii Research InstiToot, Somedamnwhere, VA
Clench of The One True Pipe Dream, ElectroChurch of the SubGenius
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From: revjack@visi.net (Rev. Dr. Jack MeHoff)
OWW! Oww, oww, oww, oww, oww!
Thanks, Dyna, now my eyes hurt - GOTO, indeed!
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