The Slack of DOGS
Even if you're one of those "cat people," we think you'll be surprised at the Slack-imbuing powers of these various essays, scriptures and rants, and will find them worth the upkeep despite the smell and the hairs on the carpet. If one of them humps your leg, just whack it and say, "NO!" But sound like you mean it, or it'll just come back for more.
"J.R. "Bob" Doggs";/SubGenius Pamphlet Foreign Translations (Jive, Zoogzian)
Time to Break the FUCK out!
My Dog's Newsgroup or P-MAIL
Drug Sniffing Dogs (from SubG Digest #45)
This file was fed Science Diet for Puppies, but then it puked it all up on the rug and sat there wagging its tail and grinning like it was PROUD of itself.