Subject: so OK movie review or something

From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

So I just watched the Count of Monte Crisco and WELL DUH, Cape Fear
-is- the Count of Monte Crisco.

They just took all the bad guys and made them good guys and all the
good guys and made them bad guys.

It's pink heaven. Make the backstabbing conspiracy lawyer weasel (he
screws over his own client in -both- versions, they just are a lot
more sympathetic about it in the cleft-chin Gregory Peck version) into
the HERO. Being a bottom sliding chickenshit is GOOD. People who
want revenge on you for screwing them over are BAD AND DERANGED. You
should have the RIGHT to screw over as many people you want if it is
DEFENDING YOUR JOB.

Ergo I give this great classic written by a belgian Uncle Ben - The
Count of Monte Crispo - TWO BIG CLAWS UP.

Sorry I'm a little drunk and working on a three day sleep deprivation
thing and not making much sense.

And you?

--

"Actually, I ~ this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it.
When I'm talking about ~ when I'm talking about myself, and when
he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."
- George W Bush, Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000

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Subject: Re: so OK movie review or something
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Joe Cosby worted:
>
> Sorry I'm a little drunk and working on a three
> three day sleep deprivation thing and not making
> making much sense.
>> And you?

Not very drunk and sleeping more than I should, but
I have really erotic dreams and I wake up in strangers'
backyards and I'm covered in blood and have to get out
of there before I'm noticed which is pretty hard because
I sleep nude, but hey! when I say an "erotic" dreams, I
mean it's worth it. Best sex I never had, I guess.

The funniest part is how I can untie my feet in my
sleep. That and how I keep getting extra kitchen
knives. I must have about six different sets already.
--
Just remember that the road of abnormality is
neither the path of the less beaten nor the
road not naked; and that you can lead a whore
to Slack, but you cannot make a silkier knout
from a fig giver. Or kill me.
-- nu-monet

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