Subject: Re: Off-Fucking Time!

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 1:12 AM
Message-ID: <3E507D49.9371418D@yahooX.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
>
> I thought "The Hollow Man" was quite good for the first hour. Its
> climax was such a huge let-down, however, that it negated what came
> before. I am sick to fucking death of movies in which I can predict
> every single fireball long before the protagonist is flying through the
> air in front of it. I am sick to death of movies where the instant you
> see the comedy relief character, you know he's going to die and when. I
> cannot take any more instances of the bad guy being "killed" but then
> WHEN THE GOOD BOY AND GIRL HUG EACH OTHER IN RELIEF, THE BAD GUY
> SUDDENLY COMES BACK TO LIFE AND ATTACKS *AGAIN*! Which now commonly
> happens up to FOUR TIMES per ending. It actually WORKED for John
> Carpenter's HALLOWEEN in the ealry seventies.
>

Today I watched "Hans Christian Andersen" starring Danny Kaye. You
watch that and you will just wish ANY of those things you hated about
that other movie would happen even for a second. On the plus side,
huge lush Hollywood indoor "outdoor" sets, and the fantasy ballets
re-agogged me (though not as truly mind-fucked as the fantasy ballets
in "The Red Shoes") after I thought I was all agogged out from the
smoke and trapeze sequence in "Million Dollar Mermaid" the other
night, which you really have to see in context and not as clips in a
compilation movie to truly get gogged by. However I finally got Mrs.
N to watch "Confidential Report" (aka Mr. Arkadin) last night [because
otherwise it was "Hans Christian Andersen" or Shirley Temple in "The
Littlest Rebel"] and I appreciate it more every time I see it. Makes
"Touch of Evil" look like a BIG MISTAKE.

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Subject: Re: Off-Fucking Time!
From: talysman <talysman@globalsurrealism.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 3:14 AM
Message-ID: <wkvfzj72bi.fsf@globalsurrealism.com>

nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> writes:

> Today I watched "Hans Christian Andersen" starring Danny Kaye. You
> watch that and you will just wish ANY of those things you hated about
> that other movie would happen even for a second. On the plus side,
> huge lush Hollywood indoor "outdoor" sets, and the fantasy ballets
> re-agogged me (though not as truly mind-fucked as the fantasy ballets
> in "The Red Shoes") after I thought I was all agogged out from the
> smoke and trapeze sequence in "Million Dollar Mermaid" the other
> night, which you really have to see in context and not as clips in a
> compilation movie to truly get gogged by.

dammit.

you are the second person this month to make me want to see good ol'
erol flynn's "the adventures of robin hood". only it ain't gonna
happen. I already checked at blockbuster; they don't have it. of
course not! why would anyone want to see something made before 1990?

if you can believe it, the *first* person this month to plant these
robin-hood-watching desires in me referred to kevin costner's "robin
hood: prince of thieves" as "the good version". I nearly flew into
a murderous rage.

speaking of assholes at blockbuster, I also have been having '50s
rocketship sci-fi desires all month, but couldn't find anything to
fit that bill. this sucks even worse than not finding any erol flynn
movies, because I also have some good research reasons to watch '50s
sci-fi. but no "destination moon", no "rocketship X-M"... they may
have had "angry red planet", but I forget.

dammit, I wish those "man conquers space" people would hurry up and
finish their movie.

http://users.bigpond.net.au/surfacesrendered/MCSHomepage.html

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Subject: Re: Off-Fucking Time!
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 12:11 PM
Message-ID: <170220031211185945%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3E507D49.9371418D@yahooX.com>, nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
wrote:

> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> >
> >
> > I thought "The Hollow Man" was quite good for the first hour. Its
> > climax was such a huge let-down, however, that it negated what came
> > before. I am sick to fucking death of movies in which I can predict
> > every single fireball long before the protagonist is flying through the
> > air in front of it. I am sick to death of movies where the instant you
> > see the comedy relief character, you know he's going to die and when. I
> > cannot take any more instances of the bad guy being "killed" but then
> > WHEN THE GOOD BOY AND GIRL HUG EACH OTHER IN RELIEF, THE BAD GUY
> > SUDDENLY COMES BACK TO LIFE AND ATTACKS *AGAIN*! Which now commonly
> > happens up to FOUR TIMES per ending. It actually WORKED for John
> > Carpenter's HALLOWEEN in the ealry seventies.
> >
>
> Today I watched "Hans Christian Andersen" starring Danny Kaye. You
> watch that and you will just wish ANY of those things you hated about
> that other movie would happen even for a second. On the plus side,
> huge lush Hollywood indoor "outdoor" sets, and the fantasy ballets
> re-agogged me (though not as truly mind-fucked as the fantasy ballets
> in "The Red Shoes") after I thought I was all agogged out from the
> smoke and trapeze sequence in "Million Dollar Mermaid" the other
> night, which you really have to see in context and not as clips in a
> compilation movie to truly get gogged by. However I finally got Mrs.
> N to watch "Confidential Report" (aka Mr. Arkadin) last night [because
> otherwise it was "Hans Christian Andersen" or Shirley Temple in "The
> Littlest Rebel"] and I appreciate it more every time I see it. Makes
> "Touch of Evil" look like a BIG MISTAKE.

I saw "Million Dollar Mermaid" by accident one night -- was just
changing channels and came upon a scene that made me stop and go, "WOT
THE FOK?!?" If it's the one I'm thinking of, it was a standard Busby
Berkley type musical story, but the musical babe swimming sequences
were really unearthly. I missed the first 20 minutes or so but was able
to get into the story fairly quickly on account of the lead babe's fair
limbs.

I know nothing of this "Confidential Report."

I've been looking for a copy of "Rocketship XM" because I think the
scenes of the busty lady astronaut strapped down and helplessly
undergoing great G-force as the rocket takes off affected my mind-nut
connection when I last saw that film at age 5.

Ever see "The Trial," Orson Welles' version of the Kafka story? It's
about as subtle as a sledgehammer. I love it.

The most fucked up musical I ever saw was on Chinese national TV in
Beijing in the 80s. It was a movie of a classical Chinese opera of a
fairy tale of some kind, involving a Cloud Kingdom, an Underwater
Kingdom, various gods and devils, and music that I swear to god sounded
to me like crazy people banging coffee cans together and screaming off
key. GOD how I yearned for a VCR or even a super 8 camera that day. I
tape recorded the sound, but that was pointless. It was the craziest
fucking thing I ever saw on film. I shall never forget the expressions
on those weird-ass actors' painted faces as they belted out those
measured screams. And it was just everyday Chinese daytime TV, a rerun
of an old movie, probably something everybody there was sick of.

Those Chinese operas are not a form that has ever become trendy yet in
the West, to my knowledge.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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Subject: Re: Off-Fucking Time!
From: El Queso <""the_cheese_23\"@(nospam)yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 5:55 PM
Message-ID: <jLd4a.56845$QU2.1511828@news2.west.cox.net>

Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> In article <3E507D49.9371418D@yahooX.com>, nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>>"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>I thought "The Hollow Man" was quite good for the first hour. Its
>>>climax was such a huge let-down, however, that it negated what came
>>>before. I am sick to fucking death of movies in which I can predict
>>>every single fireball long before the protagonist is flying through the
>>>air in front of it. I am sick to death of movies where the instant you
>>>see the comedy relief character, you know he's going to die and when. I
>>>cannot take any more instances of the bad guy being "killed" but then
>>>WHEN THE GOOD BOY AND GIRL HUG EACH OTHER IN RELIEF, THE BAD GUY
>>>SUDDENLY COMES BACK TO LIFE AND ATTACKS *AGAIN*! Which now commonly
>>>happens up to FOUR TIMES per ending. It actually WORKED for John
>>>Carpenter's HALLOWEEN in the ealry seventies.
>>>
>>
>>Today I watched "Hans Christian Andersen" starring Danny Kaye. You
>>watch that and you will just wish ANY of those things you hated about
>>that other movie would happen even for a second. On the plus side,
>>huge lush Hollywood indoor "outdoor" sets, and the fantasy ballets
>>re-agogged me (though not as truly mind-fucked as the fantasy ballets
>>in "The Red Shoes") after I thought I was all agogged out from the
>>smoke and trapeze sequence in "Million Dollar Mermaid" the other
>>night, which you really have to see in context and not as clips in a
>>compilation movie to truly get gogged by. However I finally got Mrs.
>>N to watch "Confidential Report" (aka Mr. Arkadin) last night [because
>>otherwise it was "Hans Christian Andersen" or Shirley Temple in "The
>>Littlest Rebel"] and I appreciate it more every time I see it. Makes
>>"Touch of Evil" look like a BIG MISTAKE.
>
>
> I saw "Million Dollar Mermaid" by accident one night -- was just
> changing channels and came upon a scene that made me stop and go, "WOT
> THE FOK?!?" If it's the one I'm thinking of, it was a standard Busby
> Berkley type musical story, but the musical babe swimming sequences
> were really unearthly. I missed the first 20 minutes or so but was able
> to get into the story fairly quickly on account of the lead babe's fair
> limbs.
>
> I know nothing of this "Confidential Report."
>
> I've been looking for a copy of "Rocketship XM" because I think the
> scenes of the busty lady astronaut strapped down and helplessly
> undergoing great G-force as the rocket takes off affected my mind-nut
> connection when I last saw that film at age 5.
>
> Ever see "The Trial," Orson Welles' version of the Kafka story? It's
> about as subtle as a sledgehammer. I love it.
>
> The most fucked up musical I ever saw was on Chinese national TV in
> Beijing in the 80s. It was a movie of a classical Chinese opera of a
> fairy tale of some kind, involving a Cloud Kingdom, an Underwater
> Kingdom, various gods and devils, and music that I swear to god sounded
> to me like crazy people banging coffee cans together and screaming off
> key. GOD how I yearned for a VCR or even a super 8 camera that day. I
> tape recorded the sound, but that was pointless. It was the craziest
> fucking thing I ever saw on film. I shall never forget the expressions
> on those weird-ass actors' painted faces as they belted out those
> measured screams. And it was just everyday Chinese daytime TV, a rerun
> of an old movie, probably something everybody there was sick of.
>
> Those Chinese operas are not a form that has ever become trendy yet in
> the West, to my knowledge.

Just the stars like Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, and Yuen Woo Ping
(Choreographed the Matrix and Crouching Tiger). So in a way, Chinese
Opera has had an impact, just not the full "painted faces and clangy
gongs" part.
Cheers,
Queso

>

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Subject: Re: Off-Fucking Time!
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 18, 2003 3:26 AM
Message-ID: <3E51EE4C.8AA5572E@yahooX.com>

El Queso wrote:
>
>
> > Those Chinese operas are not a form that has ever become trendy yet in
> > the West, to my knowledge.
>
> Just the stars like Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, and Yuen Woo Ping
> (Choreographed the Matrix and Crouching Tiger). So in a way, Chinese
> Opera has had an impact, just not the full "painted faces and clangy
> gongs" part.

Queero, you dope, Jackie Chan has about as much to do with Chinese
Opera as Britney Spears has to do with Tannhauser.

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Subject: Re: Off-Fucking Time!
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 18, 2003 3:25 AM
Message-ID: <3E51EDDC.1EDF0CA6@yahooX.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
>
> I saw "Million Dollar Mermaid" by accident one night -- was just
> changing channels and came upon a scene that made me stop and go, "WOT
> THE FOK?!?" If it's the one I'm thinking of, it was a standard Busby
> Berkley type musical story, but the musical babe swimming sequences
> were really unearthly. I missed the first 20 minutes or so but was able
> to get into the story fairly quickly on account of the lead babe's fair
> limbs.

Yeah, it's "based on a true story" and the musical sequences are by
Berkeley - and Esther Williams is the gal I'd most like to get into an
Andean plane crash with. Those calves could feed you for a week.
>
> I know nothing of this "Confidential Report."

It's one time Orson Welles' yeti gene was just sublimated enough not
to totally fuck things up, and since it was made off-hollywood it
avoided that type of fucking up as well. Yet it is continuously and
consistently a whirling dream of derangement. Amazingly I actually
have a paperback copy of Welles' novel from which he derived the screenplay.

>
>
> Ever see "The Trial," Orson Welles' version of the Kafka story? It's
> about as subtle as a sledgehammer. I love it.

Not yet.

>
> Those Chinese operas are not a form that has ever become trendy yet in
> the West, to my knowledge.
>

I love that stuff - all that crashing and squawking! Those gongs are
the BEST.
CLANG KA CLANKACLANKA CLANG!!

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Subject: Re: Off-Fucking Time!
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 12:35 PM
Message-ID: <170220031235524618%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <wkvfzj72bi.fsf@globalsurrealism.com>, talysman
<talysman@globalsurrealism.com> wrote:

> nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> writes:
>
> > Today I watched "Hans Christian Andersen" starring Danny Kaye. You
> > watch that and you will just wish ANY of those things you hated about
> > that other movie would happen even for a second. On the plus side,
> > huge lush Hollywood indoor "outdoor" sets, and the fantasy ballets
> > re-agogged me (though not as truly mind-fucked as the fantasy ballets
> > in "The Red Shoes") after I thought I was all agogged out from the
> > smoke and trapeze sequence in "Million Dollar Mermaid" the other
> > night, which you really have to see in context and not as clips in a
> > compilation movie to truly get gogged by.
>
> dammit.
>
> you are the second person this month to make me want to see good ol'
> erol flynn's "the adventures of robin hood". only it ain't gonna
> happen. I already checked at blockbuster; they don't have it. of
> course not! why would anyone want to see something made before 1990?

FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT! I caught that as a youth and remembered
it as the ULTIMATE swashbuckler. Around 1985 right after Book of the
SubGenius came out I decided I better start thinking about a SubGenius
Movie. Good thing I started then because I'm still thinking about it.
Anyway, as with any project, I decided to start at the top, shoot for
the moon, by ripping off the best EXISTING version of what I had in
mind. So I STUDIED that film and made a written plot outline.
Deconstructed it. Did search-and-replace (hand written style) and
voila, a movie treatment!

It kind of sucked though and has been shelved since 1986. That was a
forced approach and less corny ones later presented themselves.

I had a copy but it was on Beta and has rotted away.

>
> if you can believe it, the *first* person this month to plant these
> robin-hood-watching desires in me referred to kevin costner's "robin
> hood: prince of thieves" as "the good version". I nearly flew into
> a murderous rage.

NO SHIT!!! That thing sucks beyond reason and measure.
>
> speaking of assholes at blockbuster, I also have been having '50s
> rocketship sci-fi desires all month, but couldn't find anything to
> fit that bill. this sucks even worse than not finding any erol flynn
> movies, because I also have some good research reasons to watch '50s
> sci-fi. but no "destination moon", no "rocketship X-M"... they may
> have had "angry red planet", but I forget.

HOLY SHIT, YOU MENTIONED ROCKETSHIP XM in the same thread I just did!!!

Man, are we star-crossed lovers or something?!?!? This is SICK! The
last four times I was in a video store I fruitlessly looked for
Rocketship XM and Destination Moon. I'll be got-damned.

The fucking bastards -- there's still a "horror" section, which is
mostly crap, but the science fiction (so to speak) is in ACTION now. I
got to studying what distinguished "horror" from "sci-fi/action" in the
minds of the Blockbuster fux, and decided that if it's got Frankenstein
or skeletons it's horror, if it's got aliens it's sci-fi-action.

See this rocketship website if you haven't:
http://www.rocketshipvideo.com/

>
> dammit, I wish those "man conquers space" people would hurry up and
> finish their movie.
>
> http://users.bigpond.net.au/surfacesrendered/MCSHomepage.html

WOW! What a KEEN PROJECT!

"This film is based on an alternative timeline to the
Mercury-Gemini-Apollo era of reality - it is based on the premise that
all that had been proposed in the early 1950's in Colliers actually
came to pass - and sooner than they expected.

Through the expert use of special visual effects and computer-generated
imagery (CGI), the world of wonder and imagination expressed though
Collier's has become real. The film Man Conquers Space looks like a
documentary from the 1960's, complete with varying grades of film
quality, scratches and lab marks, and a tinny soundtrack - just the way
it would appear today if it had indeed been made over 30 years ago on
the limited budget afforded to documentary makers of that era."

The downloadable clip looks pretty good!

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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Subject: Re: Off-Fucking Time!
From: talysman <talysman@globalsurrealism.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 2:38 PM
Message-ID: <wkbs1azojx.fsf@globalsurrealism.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> writes:

> In article <wkvfzj72bi.fsf@globalsurrealism.com>, talysman
> <talysman@globalsurrealism.com> wrote:

[ ... ]

> > speaking of assholes at blockbuster, I also have been having '50s
> > rocketship sci-fi desires all month, but couldn't find anything to
> > fit that bill. this sucks even worse than not finding any erol flynn
> > movies, because I also have some good research reasons to watch '50s
> > sci-fi. but no "destination moon", no "rocketship X-M"... they may
> > have had "angry red planet", but I forget.
>
> HOLY SHIT, YOU MENTIONED ROCKETSHIP XM in the same thread I just did!!!
>
> Man, are we star-crossed lovers or something?!?!? This is SICK! The
> last four times I was in a video store I fruitlessly looked for
> Rocketship XM and Destination Moon. I'll be got-damned.

technically, I'm not SoL, because I have MST3K versions of Rocketship
XM, 12 to the Moon, and First Spaceship on Venus. oh, and I think I
have Missile to the Moon, too, if that's the one with the catwomen.
I did want to see them again unriffed, however, plus I don't think the
MST3K gang ever did Destination Moon.

still, that's one other reason to praise the Best Brains. standard
rant to begin shortly...

> The fucking bastards -- there's still a "horror" section, which is
> mostly crap, but the science fiction (so to speak) is in ACTION now. I
> got to studying what distinguished "horror" from "sci-fi/action" in the
> minds of the Blockbuster fux, and decided that if it's got Frankenstein
> or skeletons it's horror, if it's got aliens it's sci-fi-action.

yeah, I noticed that, too. like I said, I think I found "angry red planet"
and also "first spaceship on venus" -- in the action section, like you
said. the whole thing is enfuriating, because you *know* there's about a
hundred or so sci-fi movies from the '30s through the '50s, but the video
stores are renting TWO.

and it's all because a bunch of jackasses have determined that if there
aren't a hundred thousand potential customers for a particular product,
then NO ONE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SEE IT, EVER. if it wasn't for people
like Best Brains, attempting to salvage old movies (even if it's just to
laugh at them,) this stuff would be lost forever.

on a brighter note, the restored version of Metropolis is supposed to
be released on DVD this month. that's one of the benefits of being THE
GREATEST SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE EVER: people don't forget about you.

I could continue to rant here about the asshole attitudes of a culture
that thinks that music, film, and art isn't worthwhile unless it's the
most up-to-date, the most "in sync" with american culture, and having
the widest mass appeal possible. however, I don't have the energy to
vent my bitterness right now. MUCH.

> See this rocketship website if you haven't:
> http://www.rocketshipvideo.com/

looks cool!

I haven't gone through the prelinger archives yet to see if there's
any space-related stuff. lots of atomic and war stuff, which I've been
squirreling away, but space stuff would be better for what I'm planning.

> > dammit, I wish those "man conquers space" people would hurry up and
> > finish their movie.
> >
> > http://users.bigpond.net.au/surfacesrendered/MCSHomepage.html
>
>
> WOW! What a KEEN PROJECT!

isn't it, though?

this movie, plus that fan-made "starship exeter" tv series, have made
me all psyched-up about making my own retro-future stuff. you should
look at the starship exeter stuff, too, if you haven't already.

http://www.starshipexeter.com/

I mean, sure, these guys are a bunch of STAR TREK GEEKS in wisconsin,
and they are pretty poor actors, but they set out to make their own
"old trek"-style video and pretty much hit all the cliches, and even
did a *better* job on the special effects than the original trek.
(except for the purple dinosaur.)

do you know what this means? it means ANYONE can make '60s tv shows!
hell, you could do a subgenius tv show, LEAVE IT TO "BOB", in black
and white, with the retro-future look, and distribute it in divx.

or something else entirely. the important part is: large companies
have controlled publishing, music, and video/film, but each of those
areas are slowly being returned to the masses. we can entertain each
other, again! the way we did in the old days! but with a higher-tech
look!

I will have a little more to say about this in a couple weeks. gotta
get back to work on my various "projects". heh heh...

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Subject: Re: Off-Fucking Time!
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 4:50 PM
Message-ID: <58m25vs0knpcor8gsmg4livvfohl9915mv@4ax.com>

On Mon, 17 Feb 2003 19:38:39 GMT, talysman
<talysman@globalsurrealism.com> wrote:

>technically, I'm not SoL, because I have MST3K versions of Rocketship
>XM,

tweeeet

Acronym foul, ten yard penalty

resume play

tweeeet

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Language is a virus from outer space.
- William S. Burroughs

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Subject: Re: Off-Fucking Time!
From: ridetheory@yahoo.com (ignatz topolino)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 9:41 PM
Message-ID: <ece00630.0302171841.5a9df2b0@posting.google.com>

> The last four times I was in a video store I fruitlessly looked
> for Rocketship XM and Destination Moon. I'll be got-damned.

Yeesh. I'LL FIND IT FOR YOU!

There. It took me about THIRTY SECONDS on the interweb to find out
that the Cleveland Public Library has a copy of Destination Moon.

http://www.cpl.org/

iggy topo

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Subject: Re: Off-Fucking Time!
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 17, 2003 10:06 PM
Message-ID: <8cc8cffc.0302171906.679e20d0@posting.google.com>

nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote in message news:<3E507D49.9371418D@yahooX.com>...
>
> Today I watched "Hans Christian Andersen" starring Danny Kaye. You
> watch that and you will just wish ANY of those things you hated about
> that other movie would happen even for a second.

I have some regard for Danny. Yes, you have to squint to cope with
many older flicks, but he did a few songs and shticks that were pretty
much over the top for the day. His jester bit from "The Court Jester"
or his music professor song from "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" put
most rappers in the toilet, allowing that most belong there in the
first place.
He also had a nice tenor voice that showed its charms a few times. I
can forgive the treacly aspects for the sake of his actual talents, as
well as his willing world tours for UNESCO. He wowed a lot of kids
with his pidgin takes on their native tongues. It was a gracious thing
that yielded some needed bucks before the world became such a vigorous
abbatoir.
BTW, he gave due credit to others. When asked from whence he got
those great songs, he said "My wife Sylvia (Fine) wrote those. She has
a good head on my shoulders." Sign of a gentleman.
Yeah, more than a few productions come across like ipecac these days,
but I've recited that jester piece a few times and it stands the test
of time as a crowd pleaser.
Hell, even now, we give JANOR some due. Can we do less for Danny
Kaye? NAY, I say NAY! Let's take it where we can get it, Joe Cosby's
coffee enemas aside.

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A non-SIAMESE cat, even.

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"Behind my back. You bought their love."
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Subject: Re: Off-Fucking Time!
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 18, 2003 3:31 AM
Message-ID: <3E51EF72.1943D6C9@yahooX.com>

HellPopeHuey wrote:
>
> nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote in message news:<3E507D49.9371418D@yahooX.com>...
> >
> > Today I watched "Hans Christian Andersen" starring Danny Kaye. You
> > watch that and you will just wish ANY of those things you hated about
> > that other movie would happen even for a second.
>
> I have some regard for Danny. Yes, you have to squint to cope with
> many older flicks, but he did a few songs and shticks that were pretty
> much over the top for the day. His jester bit from "The Court Jester"
> or his music professor song from "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" put
> most rappers in the toilet, allowing that most belong there in the
> first place.
> He also had a nice tenor voice that showed its charms a few times. I
> can forgive the treacly aspects for the sake of his actual talents, as
> well as his willing world tours for UNESCO. He wowed a lot of kids
> with his pidgin takes on their native tongues. It was a gracious thing
> that yielded some needed bucks before the world became such a vigorous
> abbatoir.
> BTW, he gave due credit to others. When asked from whence he got
> those great songs, he said "My wife Sylvia (Fine) wrote those. She has
> a good head on my shoulders." Sign of a gentleman.
> Yeah, more than a few productions come across like ipecac these days,
> but I've recited that jester piece a few times and it stands the test
> of time as a crowd pleaser.
> Hell, even now, we give JANOR some due. Can we do less for Danny
> Kaye? NAY, I say NAY! Let's take it where we can get it, Joe Cosby's
> coffee enemas aside.
>

I CAN'T STAND Danny Kaye. I watched that movie to punish myself.

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Subject: Re: Off-Fucking Time!
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 18, 2003 3:12 AM
Message-ID: <3E51EADD.D116953A@yahooX.com>

talysman wrote:
>
> dammit.
> I already checked at blockbuster; they don't have it.

If you have to go all the way across town to go to another video store
than blockbuster, DO IT. I have been to blockbuster a couple of
times. I actually found "First Spaceship on Venus," the one that
takes footage from the excellent Russian movie "Planyeta Burg" (Planet
of Storms) and puts it into a surprisingly tedious American movie. I
am sure it got there by accident. They also had "My Neighbor Totoro."
But when I saw that George Gobel / Mitzi Gaynor movie in ?!CLASSICS!?
I knew something was terribly wrong.

See if your local library has online access to its catalog. Most of my
video viewing comes from the library. They have almost all the
Blondie movies from 1938 to 1949. That sure is funny how Dagwood
always runs into the mailman.

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Subject: Re: Off-Fucking Time!
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 18, 2003 11:35 AM
Message-ID: <180220031135586267%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <wkbs1azojx.fsf@globalsurrealism.com>, talysman
<talysman@globalsurrealism.com> wrote:

>
> and it's all because a bunch of jackasses have determined that if there
> aren't a hundred thousand potential customers for a particular product,
> then NO ONE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SEE IT, EVER. if it wasn't for people
> like Best Brains, attempting to salvage old movies (even if it's just to
> laugh at them,) this stuff would be lost forever.

Also, they have devices attached to SubGeniuses by which They can
monitor our exact spending habits -- that's why any product we buy more
than twice is automatically taken off the market.

I think they call these implanted devices "credit cards."

>
> on a brighter note, the restored version of Metropolis is supposed to
> be released on DVD this month. that's one of the benefits of being THE
> GREATEST SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE EVER: people don't forget about you.

*I* certainly owe old Fritz Lang an explanation.

>
> I could continue to rant here about the asshole attitudes of a culture
> that thinks that music, film, and art isn't worthwhile unless it's the
> most up-to-date, the most "in sync" with american culture, and having
> the widest mass appeal possible. however, I don't have the energy to
> vent my bitterness right now. MUCH.
>

>
> http://www.starshipexeter.com/

I'm looking at the trailer now... oh, thank god there are still fat
chicks in the Future...

Saw the trailer anyway. Good god. These are HARD WORKING geeks. For the
makers, badfilm are much more work than "real" movies. And these are
REAL GEEKS. Holy shit.

>
> I mean, sure, these guys are a bunch of STAR TREK GEEKS in wisconsin,
> and they are pretty poor actors, but they set out to make their own
> "old trek"-style video and pretty much hit all the cliches, and even
> did a *better* job on the special effects than the original trek.
> (except for the purple dinosaur.)
>
> do you know what this means? it means ANYONE can make '60s tv shows!
> hell, you could do a subgenius tv show, LEAVE IT TO "BOB", in black
> and white, with the retro-future look, and distribute it in divx.

Actually we already did that in COLOR and Nightflight showed it on
cable as "LOVE THAT "BOB"" through the late 80s.

Our current batch of shorts (including Codini's fake black and white
old bulldadafilm "Bob"s) are for sale on SubSITE or free as MPEG
downloads. Almost everybody has gone for the free download so I'm
about to take that down, as I've been saying for about 6 months now.

>
> or something else entirely. the important part is: large companies
> have controlled publishing, music, and video/film, but each of those
> areas are slowly being returned to the masses. we can entertain each
> other, again! the way we did in the old days! but with a higher-tech
> look!

I thought that was exactly what we were already doing!

The trick is to get PAID MORE for all this wonderful sharing.

>
> I will have a little more to say about this in a couple weeks. gotta
> get back to work on my various "projects". heh heh...
>

Yes.

--
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Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
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Subject: Re: Off-Fucking Time!
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 18, 2003 11:42 AM
Message-ID: <180220031142168963%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <ece00630.0302171841.5a9df2b0@posting.google.com>, ignatz
topolino <ridetheory@yahoo.com> wrote:

> > The last four times I was in a video store I fruitlessly looked
> > for Rocketship XM and Destination Moon. I'll be got-damned.
>
> Yeesh. I'LL FIND IT FOR YOU!
>
> There. It took me about THIRTY SECONDS on the interweb to find out
> that the Cleveland Public Library has a copy of Destination Moon.
>
> http://www.cpl.org/
>
> iggy topo

The LIBRARY?!?!? Isn't that CHEATING?

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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Subject: Re: Off-Fucking Time!
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Feb 19, 2003 9:10 AM
Message-ID: <190220030910181206%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3E532F6B.2DDBA129@yahooX.com>, nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
wrote:

> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> >
> > In article <ece00630.0302171841.5a9df2b0@posting.google.com>, ignatz
> > topolino <ridetheory@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> > > > The last four times I was in a video store I fruitlessly looked
> > > > for Rocketship XM and Destination Moon. I'll be got-damned.
> > >
> > > Yeesh. I'LL FIND IT FOR YOU!
> > >
> > > There. It took me about THIRTY SECONDS on the interweb to find out
> > > that the Cleveland Public Library has a copy of Destination Moon.
> > >
> > > http://www.cpl.org/
> > >
> > > iggy topo
> >
> > The LIBRARY?!?!? Isn't that CHEATING?
> >
>
> It's FREE, you idiot. FREE! You don't have to PAY FOR IT. It DOESN'T
> COST MONEY.

Did you say... FREE??

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB


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