Subject: puzzled

From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

I'm not entirely sure what I just witnessed on
teevee. Flipping through, I chanced on a warm-up
show for a professional wrestling match. But this
one was very, very different.

One of the wrestlers was standing next to his
trashy looking "girlfriend", both of whom were
wearing ordinary clothes: he, blue jeans and
t-shirt; and she, short cutoff blue jeans and
tube top. They were standing on stage in front
of a large crowd of enthusiastic men. Only men.

And then the wrestler did something that has to my
knowledge never been done at such an event. Not at
a gladitorial contest nor a Mayan court game.

He was offering his girlfriend, to "make out" with
a lucky drawing winner, in the grandstands, *while*
the wrestler was in the ring, *until* he had finished
his match, when he would go up there to claim her!

Damn! The implications of this kind of leave me
breathless.

"Let's die with music."
-- Russian saying

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Subject: Re: puzzled
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@mindspring.com>

That was just Tonya Harding's honeymoon.

Q: What do Biil Palmer and Mark Fuhrman have in common? A: Neither one has
used a racial/ethnic slur. Just ask their friends.

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Subject: Re: puzzled
From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>

"nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote in message
news:3D6991A6.7FFE@succeeds.com...

> He was offering his girlfriend, to "make out" with
> a lucky drawing winner, in the grandstands, *while*
> the wrestler was in the ring, *until* he had finished
> his match, when he would go up there to claim her!
>> Damn! The implications of this kind of leave me
> breathless.

The mating habits of Mall 'n' Mullet Merkins. If youda stuck around longer,
you would have been able to observe the colorful hindquarters exhibited by
the alpha male.

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