Subject: MIB II Review

From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

I snuck away from XDV specifically to see this, somewhere in Erie. I
managed to get in for $4.50.

It ain't a bad movie. Lots of tentacle porn stemming from that
porcelain skinned goddess from Twin Peaks. I bet she has to put
lipstick on her cunt lips, she's so pale, just to find a tampon
insertion point. Cram that into a black vinyl suit, and you've got
something more satisfying than a Chipotle's burritto.

I like the special effects. Made up for the copious trimming of scenes
that probably would have better explained what the hell was going on, in
order to make such a short movie. Another story where the bad aliens
want something from the good aliens or else they'll blow up Earth. Or
something. Not exactly sure.

Tommy Lee Jones is too old for this one, surpassed only by Rip Torn. I
bet their makeup appliers had day jobs in a mortuary. More cracks in
their faces than in a fly by night cheap driveway.

Will Smith cool. Everybody else, stupid, Tommy Lee Jones smart. You
get the idea.

I wish I had a neuralizer...

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