Subject: ATTN STANG: Omega Code II

From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

OK, so I bit and watched Omega Code, then I found the second one
online. If I coulda spelled Megiddo right in the first place I woulda
found it even faster. I don't know who chewed the scenery more, Michael
Ironside or Michael York. Kind of like the Scanners meets Logan's Run
with a tincture of Starship Troopers, folded in with a generous scoop
of another movie called PI:

http://www.pithemovie.com/

Best part was watching the Islamic rock temple blowing up to bits.

Now I'm hooked. When I get the thing in the mail, I'll give you a
shout. Not a bad evening's dementertainment. Second one ought to be
interesting, seeing there was only one Book of Revelations. Ummm,
Revelations, in which the end of days is told, the story continues!

Oh, and don't tell anybody you saw me eat string beans.

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Subject: Re: ATTN STANG: Omega Code II
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

Wait a minute... you... BOUGHT ... a movie? Man, that's as unglargh as
eating string beans.

Those movies do have a SERIOUS logical error built into their plots.
The Antichrist and his sub-Beast get into power by virtue of their DEEP
KNOWLEDGE of BIBLE PROPHECY, right? Except that they act SURPRISED
whenever they get cast into the Lake of Fire for a thousand years, AS
IF THEY HAD NEVER READ ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE END OF THE FUCKING
BIBLE! Like they got to the point where Michael York can say, "Oh boy,
I get to be the Antichrist," and then he STOPS READING and does his
Antichrist thing -- and all along, NOBODY informs him, "Uh, boss, the
end of the book-code-logos-Skore here says you're gonna get your butt
kicked and God and Jesus will win again." Or if they do, he says, "SHUT
UP! You're wrecking the vibe." (That line was actually said to me by a
music video producer wanna-be in real life, when I told him we didn't
have the budget for such-and-such scene.)

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Subject: Re: ATTN STANG: Omega Code II
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

That's easy. That's because all the sinners and
devils and fallen angels and the anti-christ only
read the NEW AGE version of the bible. The one
where God is a She and it only has 6 Commandments
and Captain Planet is the Holy Ghost and shit.

Well, it has only THE FIRST HALF OF THE BOOK OF
REVELATIONS IN IT.

And as everybody knows, that's the part where it
looks like THE ANTI-CHRIST IS GONNA WIN! And it's
like a recipe book for ol' anti. So he knows that
he has to:

1) Flouridate the water.
2) No more prayer in public schools.
3) Lotsa rock 'n' roll.
4) Put everybody on the Social Security System.
5) Put barcodes on everything for inventory.
6) Pay the US's UN dues.

And the other SECRET things, like do lots of
"Bwahahahaha!" laughs and open abortion clinics
and pass gun-control laws and found the EU and
make a FAKE war with the Moslems who are really
his buddies in EVIL.

AND, he's got to all of it with a serious head
injury that is like migraine city and a short
right arm and he LOOKS like Michael York with an
EVEN WORSE British Accent.

The only other upside is that if somebody messes
with him, he can sick a whole pack of flying
beagles on them and they'll die of laughter.

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