I haven't had a fucking cigarette in over TWO WEEKS you stupid fucking
TURD THROAT ASS FUCKERS who would rather baste 18 tons of SHIT with the
rancid fucking PISS of 49,000,000,000 retarded DICK-SHITTERS and then eat
it in front of a room-full of dead WHIGGER-SHITTERS than BREATHE AIR, you
lame-o, jit-bagged, RAT FELCHING, camba dick juking, lap-fuck-vomit
fucking, puke-fuckers! I think each and EVERY one of you alt.slack.shitz
is without a fucking DOUBT IN HELL the most UNINTELLIGENT, UGLY,
zit-infested, corpulent,
SNOT-FUCKING, DEAD NUTRI-SEXUAL SLIDER-TOADED, ass-kissing fucking
ASSHOLES on this morbidly failing PLANET!!!!!! I've firmly decided to GIVE
EACH OF YOU a Thai Pepper/Muriatic Acid enema and then stuff about a half
a ton of LEECH SPERM up your pecker-ho'ed ASSHOLES and then sell videos of
it to your fucked up MOTHERS you fucking SNOT-LICKING FUCK-STUMPS!!!! You
IGNORANT dog-shit-sluicers wouldn't know a brain cell if it snuck up
behind you and plugged you right in your seriously diseased RECTUM! Every
one of you DUMBASSES spends his or her or its lunch hours constructing
massive, sky-high mounds of fly-specked POODLE COCKS which you then
proceed to BUTTFUCK for the entire rest of the afternoon, which makes ALL
OF YOU about as worthless as tits on a boar. You suck WHALE DRECK till the
fucking COWS COME HOME and then YOU FUCK THE FUCKING COWS, you STUPID
MORONIC lizard cunt lickers!!!! I'd kick each of you in the BALLS for
about a year STRAIGHT if you had balls to kick you SHIT-CUNTED fuck-sticks
who shit in buckets that are ALREADY made out of shit and then stuff the
SHIT-BUCKETS full of shit up your ALREADY shit stuffed NOSTRILS and THEN
butt-fuck (AGAIN!) those piles of MAGGOT-ENCRUSTED bat shit that I
mentioned in an earlier diatribe. YOU LICK DOGS! (Oh, by the way, did I
happen to mention that you're ALL FUCKED UP? Well you ARE!) You're all so
fucking screwed in the head that you spend ALL NIGHT searching for winos
who have recently died, drag the rotting, puffed up corpses home, let them
rot a for a couple of more weeks, hire ALL YOUR FUCKED UP NEIGHBORS to
piss on those dead fuckers' HEADS, wait ANOTHER couple of months and then,
when the bodies are so fucking stench-endowed and putrid that it would
make a fucking HYENA puke, you BUTT FUCK THEM TWENTY TIMES A FUCKING HOUR
until your fucking DICKS are puking BLOOD instead of CUM, which you
proceed to lap up like SHIT MAGGOTS until you're so engorged with DEATH
FUCK and SHIT CUM that you puke all over yourselves and then buttfuck the
fucking PUKE while a GILA MONSTER fucks YOU up the THROAT WOUND you
stupid, SHIT-SMEARED FEVER WANKERS!!!!!!!! I think you'd SUCK SHIT OUT OF
A MULE if you thought about it for a couple of milliseconds you stupid
ASSHOLES. I heard just the other day that everybody on alt.slack sticks
their fingers up each other's assholes and then SNIFFS IT!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! How do you think that fucking LOOKS, you SHIT
SNARFING colla-felchers? I'll tell you. It looks PRETTY FUCKED UP, that's
how. I hate ALL of you and so does my shit.
- Rev. Sterno
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M'muh!
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From: sternodox@aristotle.net (Sterno)
I'll tell you what, you DUMB-ASS alt.slack.shitz . . . I don't think I've
EVER fucking encountered ANYTHING fucking LAMER than the unsavory likes of
what passes for SubGeniuses in this rancidly fucked up newsgroup in my
entire fucking LIFE! Do you want me to tell you EXACTLY what I think of
each and every one of you fucking ASSHOLES? DO YOU?? OK. Here's what I
think, more or less. I think that EVERY GODDAMN ONE of you renal-blowout
CAMBA-FELCHERS sucks the corn-encrusted SHIT out of every fucking
bovine-related mammal on EARTH, along with sucking said shit out of the
rectums of several species that have either NOT been discovered yet or
have been considered extinct for MILLENNIA, you DUMB-ASS fucking
ASSHOLE-scouring buttfuckers of each other's goddamn GRADMA-FACE
SANDWICHES. If I had the time, I'd thoroughly enjoy spiking each of your
dujies with fucking DRANO and watching you rush to the tune of
NON-EMPATHIC stereophonic DEATH THROES while you're EACH being buttfucked
in the MOUTH by a syphilitic whore's bedroom companion CANINE SQUAD while
being impaled on the ELECTRIFIED boners of 45,324,110 DEATH ROW INMATES at
the moment of their execution so that the rampant electrons streaming from
their slowly mortifying corpses would BURN THE LIVING SHIT out of EACH and
EVERY fucking NEURON in what passes for your BRAINS, you dumb fucking
piss-injecting komodo dragon humping TURD HILLS! I want to cause you PAIN,
you stupid fucking ASSBUTTS! DO YOU HEAR ME??????!!!!! PAAAIIINNNNNN!!!!
And you WILL suffer, too . . . simply for BEING a motherfucking DUMBASS
alt.slack.asswipe. Simply by virtue of POSTING to this newsgroup, you have
become (in my eyes) the most WORTHLESS pieces of fucking SHIT DUNG
POOP-LOGS that have ever graced this Wotan-forsaken planet. You fucking
FART-GARGLING BOBBIES can all FUCK OFF together in one massive heap of
PISS/VOMIT stew and fuck each other in the BUTTS while castrating each
other with rusty, dull POCKET KNIFE BLADE STUMPS and then forcing each
other to slowly roast the eviscerated scrotal material over OPEN FLAMES
that originate from the ignited FARTS exuding from each and every one of
your, by this time, MIGHTILY SORE ASSHOLES due to the diet of MAGGOT SPERM
PUDDING I'd force feed you for EIGHTY-FIVE HOURS in ONE DAY! You fucking
fuckers SUCK FUCK-SHIT and teach your own fucking KIDS to do it, too! And
then you fucking SELL videotapes of you doing that to EACH OTHER and then
you fucking JACK OFF to the thought of the others fucking WATCHING IT!!!
That's pretty fucking FUCKED UP, if you ask me.
- Rev. Sterno
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M'muh!
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From: sternodox@aristotle.net (Sterno)
Subject: FROM STERNO: AND FURTHERMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2000 23:11:50 GMT
I saw this precious kitty at the animal shelter this morning. I think I'm
going to get her. I'm gonna name her Fluffy-nuggums. She is SO CUTE!!!!!
Absolutely ADORABLE!
- Sterno
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