Wanted: True Love

From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jan 22, 2000 7:04 AM

SWM2F, 30, ISO female companionship & personal assistant. Light
smoker/drinker, frop/pils welcome, no needles. Must accomodate
misanthropic tirades, nauseating cuddliness, unaccountable behavior,
etc. Am very oral, esp w/ tight shiny black stuff--latex, leather a
plus. Ideal lover likes all extreme music & has the album collection to
prove it. College degree mandatory, MS/MA a plus. Body less important
than ooze. If you spot such a person, please pack her carefully and
send to me c/o SSUCC, 916 NE 65th St, Seattle WA 98115. Yetis may
forego packing for mailing purposes. Thank you.

The Prophet Lilith

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== Prophet--Stage Manager Of The EndTimes--Corrective Phrenologist ==
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Subject: Re: Wanted: True Love
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org

SACUNK, 2, wants clone for mutual exchange of gametes. No
replicants. Yetisyny chromosomes 3,5,8,12 a plus. Must have
a cellular degeneration factor less than 2.8, unless you're
hot. Should be willing to undergo thought-transference to
temporary host body if incept parameters exceeded. Radiation
levels not a problem if under 2000 c/gray, unlimited Alpha.
Must appreciate vinyl records more than CDs, and like long
walks on moonlit nights.
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From: "Keith Smith" <vinylnut@uswest.net>

S.ljg*sgM** floorlength dred-tentacles, moldy fangs, seeks loud, angry mob
for lively nighttime persuit w/ torches. Must have physical and mental
agility, and enjoy cave exploration. "GrrrOWWrrr!"

*lime jello green
**Monster

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