Is there a long term business plan to launch a Church of the Subgenius
Initial Public Offering?
Likely not anytime soon, but in a decade or two after numbers have
continued to swell and media ties like the Time article has further
increased consumer brand awareness. Likely using one of the direct
offering models, such as OpenIPO.com and cabal, which by then will
have become even more commonplace. It would likely grab a few
headlines in the road show and run up to launch, to have an online
church sell shares in itself, perhaps more so if the SEC filing
included things like a salavation tie-in was placed on share orders
over 3,000. People read the headlines, are amused, each buy a few of
the stock. Subgenius thus increases its capital and is able to finance
new product development and takeovers.
Is a strategy in place?
All the best,
Robert
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From: "arrt" <arrt@neosoft.com>
Way cool idea, but the fuckin lawyers and MBAs (MasterBaters Alliance) will
just screw it all to hell after they vote Stang out of office. And then
what, huh!?
arrt
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Subject: Re: Slack IPO
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com>
All Foundation investment must be handled internally.
Public offering is not allowed when corporate assets include thermonuclear
devices.
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From: fun@thingy.apana.org.au (David Gerard)
On Sun, 9 Jan 2000 03:31:10 -0600, arrt <arrt@neosoft.com> wrote:
:Way cool idea, but the fuckin lawyers and MBAs (MasterBaters Alliance) will
:just screw it all to hell after they vote Stang out of office. And then
:what, huh!?
You say that like it's a problem. The TRUE Church can then reconstitute
itself.
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From: davidvoth@ihateclowns.com (David Voth)
On Sun, 09 Jan 2000 08:06:05 GMT, sqlmilitia@aol.com (Robert O'Connor)
was kind enough to write:
>Is there a long term business plan to launch a Church of the Subgenius
>Initial Public Offering?
Found your bad self some killer frop, eh?
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