Kentucky Fried Church of the SubGenius

Date: Thu, 6 Jan 2000 11:18:55 -0500
"Heather Stamm" <rabbs@enter.net> wrote:

>I just got this at work and I'm really hoping this isn't true, but I'm so glad I've pretty much sworn off fast food! Yech...

>CoSG has been a part of our anti-Conspiracy traditions for many years. Many people, day in and day out, pay CoSG religiously. Do they really know what they are funding? During a recent study of CoSG done at the University of New Hampshire, they found some very upsetting facts. First of all, has anybody noticed that just recently, the religion has changed their name? The Church of the SubGenius has become CoSG. Does anybody know why? We thought the real reason was because of the "CHURCH" cult issue. It's not. The reason why they call it CoSG is because they can not use the word SubGenius anymore. Why? CoSG does not use real SubGenii. They actually use hypnotically manipulated humans. These so called "subgenii" are kept paying by tubes slogans into their thoughts to pump ads and bullshit throughout their structure. They have no guts, no courage,and no sense. Their brain structure is dramatically shrunk to get more money out of them. This is great for CoSG because they do not have to pay so much for their production costs. There is no more plucking of the hymens or the removal of the balls and penises. They do not say SubGenius anywhere. If you look closely you will notice this. Listen to their commercials, I guarantee you will not see or hear the word SubGenius. I find this matter to be very disturbing. I hope people will start to realize this and let other people know.

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