Phally "The Bone-iferous"
>From: Philo Drummond <sdwilcox@pacbell.net>
>Subject: Fw: JOKE
>Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2000
>Dear Corpses,
>I got this joke from Gary and he wants me to make it funny but I need some help. Do you guys have any suggestions? It really does have the potential to
>be the world's greatest joke but it's just missing a little something. Please help.
>Your pal,
>Steve "Philo" Drumcox
>DrDr. Philo (The True) U. Drummond, f1(inf) Personal Lifestyle Consultant and saxophonist "Packs more notes per second than your average Sax player" Local
>and Territorial Pain/Pleasure Nebulization - our Specialty! 2ndAMLoCoTSG/Drummondian http://www.corpses.com
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>From: "gary hughes" <garyhughes@earthlink.net>
>Subject: JOKE
>>DEAR PHILO.
>>THE FOLLOWING HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE THE WORLD'S GREATES JOKE. PLEASE FIX IT SO IT IS FUNNY
>>GARY
>>THEWORLD'S GREATEST JOKE
>>THERE WERE THESE TWO GAY BLACK GUYS. THEY WERE LOOKING FOR A GERBIL BAR WHEN THEY RAN INTO A TRAVELING SALESMAN. HE BOUGHT THEM A DRINK AND BEGAN TO TELL THEM ABOUT THE FARMER'S DAUGHTER HE HAD SEDUCED IN A RURAL AREA NEARBY. THE DAUGHTER HAD BEEN OUT PICKING WATERMELONS AND WHEN THE FARMER RETURNED HE WAS FURIOUS FROM WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO HIS FAVORITE SHEEP. A LESBIAN COWGIRL HAD BEEN DRIVING A TRACTOR WHEN SHE RAN OVER THE SHEEP. SHE WAS BEING CHASED BY A POLISH GUY WHO COULDN'T REMEMBER WHICH SEX HE WAS. THREE GUYS FINALLY GRABBED HER, A JEWISH GUY, A CHINESE GUY AND A WHITE GUY. THEY HAD A BET ABOUT WHO HAD THE LARGEST BALLS AND WANTED HER TO JUDGE. SUDDENLY, A GENIE APPEARED AND GAVE THE LESBIAN THREE WISHES. NOT KNOWING WHAT TO ASK FOR, SHE WENT TO A FORTUNE TELLER. THE FORTUNE TELLER TOLD HER TO GIVE HER 25 CENTS AND THEN 25 CENTS MORE. THE POPE CAME OUT OF THE WOODS WITH A RICH LITTLE OLD LADY WHO APPEARED TO BE VERY HORNY. A BLONDE WOMAN WITH A VERY LOW LEVEL OF SELF ESTEEM ASKED THE POPE TO HIT HER AND CALL HER BAD NAMES. A DRUNK STUMBLED BY AND MADE A RUDE COMMENT TO THE BLONDE. THE FORTUNE TELLER PREDICTED THE LESBIAN WOULD MARRY A MORON AND HAVE A BABY WITH NO ARMS OR LEGS. THERE WAS DOG SHIT EVERYWHERE AND THE FARTS WERE MAKING THE FARMERS DAUGHTER WET AND SLOPPY. THE 3 GUYS WERE TRYING TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB. THREE LESBIANS WERE DEMANDING THEIR RIGHT TO UNSCREW THE LIGHTBULB. THREE NUNS WERE DEMANDING THE RIGHT TO RESCREW THE LIGHT BULB. A FAT LADY WAS ABOUT TO GO TO THE PEARLY GATES. SAINT PETER WAS GOING TO ASK HER A QUESTION. 3 LAWYERS APPEAR AT THE GATES OF HEAVEN TO OBJECT. JESUS RAN OVER THE THREE LAWYERS WITH A STEAMROLLER. DAN QUAYLE WAS CHASING THE STEAMROLLER, DEMANDING EQUAL TREATMENT. THE FAT LADY WAS SENT TO HELL. MONICA LEWINSKI AND O.J. PLAYED POCKET GOLF IN HELL. THE DEVIL ASKED MONICA. "WHAT DO YOU CALL A.....?"
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