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And now... descend into:


BRAIN TOOLKIT AND SURREALITY REBOOT

Pornological Dementertainment
-- Works from your computerOUT
"It's Better Than Life!"

CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR. You must have been found worthy. At least somewhat worthy.
This is the last "normal" page you'll see for a while... possibly a very long while. If you dare to push the limits of your own comprehension, and want to SEE THE GOOD STUFF, you must now make some HARD CHOICES.

WHICH PATH WILL YOU TAKE?


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the 3-D

PINKNESS AND HORROR

OR

WORLD WIDE SLACK?!?
GO AHEAD -- TOUCH DOBBS... IN THE FACE... or else FEEL
THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL !!

FREE YOURSELF


RED HOT RECENT NEWS


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