For announcements emailed every month or two from the Church HQ, ALL SUBGENIUS MINISTERS should join the SubGenius mailing list by filling out this simple, tiny form:
(Even if you gave us your email address in the past, you must sign up for this yourself! That's part of making it spam-proof.) It is not a forum, but simply announcements emailed every month or two from the Church HQ. We call it THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL Online Version.
Thousands of SubGenii are now using Facebook, initially meeting via the two official pages:
CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS and SUBGENIUS FOUNDATION.
A more recent, interactive and lively one is THE SLACK HOLE 2.1, another jumpin' page is the UNOFFICIAL Church of the SubGenius page, and yet another is SUBGENIUS OF THE DAY. Yet another: The Unofficial Puzzling Evidence Show Fan Page
Not for Pinks or the Unsaved: SUBGENIUS MEMBERS-ONLY FORUM: SCRUBGENIUS
For decades -- since 1986 in fact -- alt.slack on Usenet was the main SubGenius forum. Unfortunately, because it was unmoderated, it acted also as a kind of "kook flypaper," and in recent years it began to draw so many -- er, how to put this? Our formerly great newsgroup is now about 90% what we might call unbelievers, Pink Boys, the Differently Saned, unfunny but overactive Bobbies, obsessive spurned fanboys, occultist ninnies who claim they're Dobbs or God, racist psychos and other "Bob"less paranoid PinKooks. Most of the "Rev. Ivan Stangs" that post there are not the real one, for instance, and (we hate to disappoint you) none of the so-called "Bobs" there is the One True J. R. "Bob" Dobbs.
Our friend Rev. Tater Gumfries started SCRUBGENIUS, a new Members Only forum on Google Groups. Any DUES-PAYING $35 SubGenius minister can join, but anybody can be thrown out too. So, for the finest in kookery and kook-bashing, by all means see good old alt.slack. But for the unsullied SubGenius news, gossip and interaction, try:
SCRUBGENIUS at http://groups.google.com/group/scrubgenius
You will have to join Google Groups -- most people probably already have -- which costs nothing, and you will then apply to join ScrubGenius. You must give your "human name" -- the one you first ordered your Membership under -- or otherwise give us something to look up in our records, like a physical or email address that we would have from your order.
ScrubGenius is where you'll find chatty gossip, caustic humor, inner-church secrets and old-school rants by such long-time SubGenii as Rev. Stang, Rev. Susie the Floozie, Dr. Legume, etc.
Get the latest in weird End Times news of the world at large from Rev. Johnny Lemuria's The End Times.
For some ranting and news, and forums you can contribute to, see the old (and now hardly used) SubGenius Reverends blog, the Yahoo SUBGENIUS GROUP E-LIST, or the Euro-SubGenius Yahoo list.
To contact SubGenii in your area, be sure to try the Clenches & Groups sections. Failing that, try SCRUBGENIUS. Failing that you might want to consider asking someone in the #SubGenius chat on irc.taphouse.org. And if you still can't get in touch with a clench in your area, then you're perfectly welcome to start your own heretical offshoot. Then notify all of these places and wait for someone to tell you that there was already a clench of SubGenii living on your front lawn the whole time.
Most of this page is dedicated to contacting Subgenii, but it should be noted that the only "official" contact info for the Church of the Subgenius™ and the SubGenius™ Foundation, Inc. is below.
The SubGenius Foundation's Branch Offices:
|Rev. Ivan Stang
|The SubGenius™ Foundation
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected)
Mail: P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH 44118-1417
Some meager SubGenius activity might still occur on the older Usenet newsgroups (newsreader probably required):
Pictures, Audio files, and Animations from SubGenii around the world. Still has The Hour of Slack (in the smaller Ogg Vorbis format) and some audio cut-ups, dobbshead experimentation, and bizarre imagery. Mostly replaced by various Facebook and other web forums.
- alt.binaries.multimedia.slack (huge videos files, DVDs, etc.).
Huge video files, Hour of Slack mp3s, archived "backup" copies of DVDs, everything else multimedia that won't "fit" in alt.binaries.slack.
Aids to understanding:
Other SubGenius Shops:
SubGenii have a funny habit of making things. Listed below are places where some of them have set up shop. Don't forget to visit the Price List of the Gods while you've got your wallet out.
Yahoo and Google "Groups" have sprung up for specific SubGenius™ SlaClusters lately. If you have ever joined one Yahoo group, it's easy to join others. If you never have joined one, it's REALLY EASY to join the first one. And free. The clubs feature a discussion board that can be e-mailed to you a couple of different ways, or can be viewed and used entirely with a web browser.
This is not the "official" SubGenius mailing list -- that one's secret, accessable only by the Yeti High Council. This is merely a lower-traffic alternative to the original USEnet group, alt.slack.
- Euro-SubGenius Forum
Praise "Bob". Now the European Subs have a place to gang up on the pinks. Praise Connie and her sisters - the group has been renamed to encompass all of Europe (and beyond?)
Clenches & Schisms:
The elusive SubGenii don't stay in one place for long and are difficult to nail down. If you E-mail Stang with your Clench's CURRENT URL, and ask really SUCCINCTLY, your link will be added. Important: Don't use the word "Viagra" in your subject header.
"The question is not whether it's a joke. The question is how many people it will fuck."
- SubGenius Recovery and Support Network - STOP "BOB"!
- Portland, OR Clench
- Byron Brainard's MONOLITHIC BOBTALES
- The Ministry Of Truth
- SubGenius MeetUp
- National Cynical Network
(Phineas Narco) Audio at: Phineas Narco & National Cynical Network
- THE UNOFFICIAL GUIDE TO THE ART OF JACK T. CHICK
An incredible masterpiece from Papa Joe Mama
- THE END TIMES NEWS WIRE
- THE BRAZILIAN CLENCH!
IGREJA DE SUBGENIUS
- Rev. ZAPANAZ 1 & 2
- Rev. Frodis "Suds" Pshaw
- Shining Path of Least Resistance , Khan of All-Shanghai
"I encourage any sub to register at sha stuff and 'join' the group, even if you don't live in Shanghai, China or Asia."
- The Exploding Judas Ministries
"In very real and accessible terms, The Exploding Judas Ministries gives us the inspiration, the map, the potential to embody SubGenius abconsciousness here and now. This ministry is guaranteed to speed up your evolution, and take you on the broad path to Slack, money and free sex." - Reverend Prost, inventor of injectable ale.
- Rev. Erazuu
- Rev. Clipper "Withnail" Ride
- SubGenius Twibe
- @ClintJCL SubGenius List
- SubGenius tag on Listorious
- The First Church of SubGenius's Eternal Pipe Dream
Pope Roger Wilco's New Orleans outreach.
- Sect of the Barcode Scanners
(Rev. Mother Thaelo Blue)
- The Resort & The Resort2
- Stupid "Bob" Tricks
- Ho De Do Clench
- The Holocaustal Homepage
Dr. Legume, and Papa Joe Mama form a mutant cyber clench that strongly believes that the Church should not be in the business of farming pinks.
- CHURCH OF SATAN
Sez Onan, "They link to subgenius.com at their 'baphomet gallery' and seem sympathetic under their new leader."
- MUCH OLDER ONES:
WAR-GODS OF ANTIMUSIC:
Some Great DoktorBands are listed here. We know there are more of you out there making "Music" for "Bob" so E-mail Stang to get your link added.
SubGenius Radio on the web:
Here's a Partial Listing of some of the most notable radio show's produced or hosted by SubGenii. To get your radio show listed here, write to Stang. While you're here, why don't you check out The Hour Of Slack?
- "Bob's" Slacktime Funhouse:
Rev. Susie the Floozy and Lymph Node Institute's "Bob's" Slacktime Funhouse and Hour of Slack are now streaming live every Saturday Night at Midnight in Realaudio or broad bandwidth MP3 , AND archived in RealAudio at WREK' s site! HAIL CONNIE!
"Bob's" Slacktime Funhouse, WREK, MP3 archive on radio4all: http://tinyurl.com/gpyba
p.s. For you Unix folx, WREK is still running Cyber Radio 1 as well! When encryption is outlawed, ?o'AZ-,++o+i++##4AoA+-/-C++bI+/.+~
The Puzzling Evidence Show:
Now Live via KPFA.org!! Dr. Philo Drummond, Dr. Howll and Puzzling Evidence on the INTERNET, LIVE! Friday mornings 3:00 to 5:00 am Pacific (6:00 to 8:00 am Eastern) on KPFA 94.1 FM Berkeley, KFCF 88.1 FM Fresno, & KZFR 90.1 FM Chico. DOWNLOADABLE from links on Philo's QUIVERING BRAIN site.
Info about Dr. Hal Robins' stage and radio appearances is at ASK DR. HAL.
Rev. Phineas Narco's National Cynical Radio
Podcast, streaming on many evenings -- great collage/mashup/spoken sord by Rev. Phineas Narco and others with National Cynical network
New Phineas Narco Podcast
The Ministry of Slack
We-Slack (aka W-SLACK)
Podcast, streaming all the time; live and taking calls from listeners Saturdays at 3 pm PST
Main Streaming Page - Facebook page - Blog page
Nonstop streaming of all SubGenius shows! -- past and present, hosted by Rev. SlanderBob
Main Page - Stream
SHORTWAVE! -- on WBCQ 5.110 MHz, 6 to 8 pm EST Mondays. First hour is clips from shows by Rev. Susie the Floozy, Rev. Phineas Narco etc.; 7 pm EST is Hour of Slack. Hosted by Rev. Cosmik Debris and Pope Jane.
St. Crawford Smith's podcast, but not under that name - under the name Joe Knucklehead