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HOOO boy! DID WE COME THROUGH!!! The text filth is below... great, more foul WORDS and THOUGHTS from the Internet... But what you GOTTA SEE is the brand newPSYCHEDELIC PORNO GRAPHICS GALLERY!
It's what you've "cum" to expectorate from the Search of the RubPenis. (Must be 21 to enter.)
Some of the BEST stuff
is written on the walls of the Men's Room
and The Ladies Room, but you may yet find herein some handy TOOLS by which to "get
you some" in REAL LIFE! The Interactive
SubGenius Short Duration Marriage can be a handy seduction tool indeed,
if you use it correctly. (It emails you and your sweetie(s) marriage certificates,
too!) And below you'll find some inspirational rants, a handy-dandy resource
guide or two telling you just how depraved the Internet denizens can be,
and a few "sexy" stories that are actually so utterly disgusting
that you'll never even want to so much as "JACK" or "JILL"
OFF again, much less think about plain old garden variety sex. Check in
again in a couple of months, and things will probably be even worse here.
Orgasms are for the MEEK! *THE
ANDGASM*
Mr. Pete Digs Up More Internet Crapola
A classic SubGenius SexHurt rant, plus follow-up commentary.
Masturbation... A problem?
You'll feel so much better about it after reading this discussion.
Co$ "ministers" performing
weddings ?
Questions and answers about SubGenius LEGAL marriages.
ShorDurMar Categories... ALL OF
THEM.
The Grand Clavister's incredibly anal system of correspondences for the
TYPES of Short Duration Marriages.
FULL TEXT INTERNET SEX RESOURCE GUIDE
This is a... BIG... document.
List of WATER SPORTS pics
Anyone who pees is sure to be interested in this. Illustrates just how far
some people are willing to go to find their own personal form of Slack.
Robo"Bob" Spouts the
O.D.D.
This auto-rant fell into the Hall of SexHurt by accident, but we decided
to leave it here. For SOME people, this sort of thing IS sex.
FEELTHY STORIES SECTION:
These really aren't for kids. Or humans in general.
Gilligan's Island: "Passion
Fruit"
The Fall of the Smurfs
This short story will bring tears to your eyes.
Pig Porking
A confession of something worse than bestiality by Rev. Ivan Stang.
Shit Dildo
This really shouldn't be reprinted anywhere. It shouldn't even be here.
It just shows how fucked up we are, that we didn't ditch it the minute it
came in the email.
art by REVMAC
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