9X-DAY
SCHEDULE
BRUSHWOOD FOLKLORE CENTER -- SHERMAN, NY
JUNE 28 through JULY 5
9X-DAYJUNE 28 through JULY 5
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Wandering, Doktoring, Swimming, Drifting, Sinking, semi-plugged Jamming etc.
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INITIAL RECOVERY AND CONTINUED DEGENERATION DAY
Registration (each day) 11 am to 1 pm at Brushwood Entrance-Registration booth; or see Stang, Nickie or Magdalen
Stage, SubStore and Theme Camp set-up in afternoon
Night: Dr. Dark's Badfilm Drive-In?
Wotan Jams, Doktoring, some Bulldada Auction
Spontaneous Preaching, some Ask Dr. Howl
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Morning: Recovery from Thursday
Afternoon: Stage Banter, Ask Dr. Howll
Live Hour(s) of Slack with Dr. Howll, Stang, Philo, etc.
Bulldada Auction
Night: Lonesome Cowboy Dave
The Minoan Brain Eaters?
Night: Dr. Dark's Badfilm Drive-In
Dance Parties at Various Theme Camps
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Registration (each day) 11 am to 1 pm at Brushwood Entrance-Registration booth; or see Stang, Nickie or Magdalen
2 p.m. BOBTISM in Pool
Afternoon: Dr. Howl, Rev. Stang etc. -- Ask Dr. Howl
Bulldada Auction
More Live Hour of Slack, probably
5 p.m. Pajama and/or Robot Ball(s)
7 p.m. Misc. Preaching
8 p.m. THE BILLY NAYER SHOW
10 p.m. THE AMINO ACIDS Go-Go Show (band times may be switched if Billy Nayer Show is running late after Friday gig) (GOGO DANCERS REQUESTED!)
Misc. Preaching
Night: Dr. Dark's Badfilm Drive-In
11 PM: The Slacrifices & Burning
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Recovery from Saturday
2 p.m. Ask Dr. Howl, Best Theme Camp Awards
3 p.m. The Bobbie Awards
4 pm SUBGENIUS WORLD CHILI COOK-OFF
Night:
SubGenius World Championship PYROFLATULATION BOUTS (to be timed depending on actual time of Cook-Off)
The Minoan Brain Eaters Doktor-Jam?
JUDGE PUNCH MEMORIAL BOOK BURNING
Dr. Dark's Badfilm Drive-In
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SLACK OFF DAY
1 p.m. to ?? SubGenius Movie Show in The Studio
Afternoon: THE LAST POT LUCK SUPPER #1
More Live Hour of Slack, Preaching, Doktoring at stage (if Slackful)
Night:
2001 screening with narration by SubGenii (Studio)
Dr. Dark's Badfilm Drive-In?
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THE OEPENING OF THE PORTAL
Contant attention to NASA space news of the collision on Jupiter of the Great Red Spot and "Red, Jr." -- the OPENING OF THE GATEWAY by which The Xists can gain entrance to this Universe!
Afternoon: THE LAST POT LUCK SUPPER #2 (REALLY the last one)
More Live Hour of Slack at stage (if Slackful)
SubGenius Movie Show continued in Studio if nec.
Night:
The Last Preaching and Wotanning on Earth
Dr. Dark's Badfilm Drive-In?
This will be a good time for last-minute secret teabagging ceremonies, body part launchings, etc.
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Not sure yet when to schedule the traditional annual 4-hour rainstorm, but the traditional daily half-hour thunderstorms are all set to happen in midmorning or the wee hours.
Meltdowns by mentally ill campers should be scheduled for Saturday after midnight, if possible.
Admissions will be closed each night between 1 am and 10 am. PLAN TO ARRIVE OUTSIDE THESE HOURS. Parking is located at the front of the site; vehicles must be parked there after unloading inside. To insure privacy, security, and a plague-free event, you must sign a waiver and wear the ID triage tags given you. Brushwood is clothing-optional EXCEPT near the road.
This is a semi-developed camping facility. Bring EVERYTHING YOU'LL NEED. NO ONE WILL BABYSIT YOU. There will probably be lunches and dinners available at the Brushwood cafe. Bring tent, sleeping bag, flashlight...see list linked below. (The water there is ok.) Nights can be VERY COLD even in July, so bring warm stuff including a thick coat and extra shoes. There are two small towns with supermarkets (and alcohol) within 10 minute drives of the site.
THINGS YOU MUST BRING TO GROUND ZERO, BRUSHWOOD
DIRECTIONS TO BRUSHWOOD:
Find Sherman, NY on a NY map. It's off Rte. 17, west of Chautauqua Lake in the southwestern part of the state, at the very tip, where it's reaching for and almost touching Ohio. 430 runs through it; 76 crosses through it and Rt.17
Go to Sherman.
Sherman's only one block long. Main Street = 430. Go to the west end of Main (Ford dealer on the corner) and turn south onto Co.Rd. 15. Take 3 miles to first 4-way intersection, which is Bailey Hill Road. Turn right (west) on Bailey Hill and go 1 mile. Brushwood is on the left, with a sign. If you get lost, you can call Brushwood at 716-761-6750.
MAP OF BRUSHWOOD, SHERMAN, NY
by Irrev. Friday Jones
This year you can become as involved as you want, way ahead of time, via the
X-DAY FORUM:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Xday/
This is one of several new Yahoo "clubs" that have sprung up for specific SubGenius SlaClusters in the last few weeks. If you have ever joined one Yahoo club, it's easy to join others. If you never have joined one, it's REALLY EASY to join the first one. And free. The clubs feature a discussion board that can be emailed to you a couple of different ways, or can be viewed and used entirely with a web browser.
For more info, but probably not much more, call or email the HOTLINE: (888) 669-2323
Or send SASE to 9XDAY DRILL c/o SubGenius Foundation PO Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH 44118, for info and "registration" form.
* Any SubGenius wanting to put on something special, rant, or play, JUST SHOW UP AND DO IT. Preachers or SubGenius bands planning on ranting, etc., should let us know only so we can add you to the p.r.
Art just above by Artemia Salina; bomb pic by LeMur; other art at top by NASA
