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Cozmodiar: you sonofabitch, how are ya!
IvanStang: Huh? What? Where am I? what day is it? What channel is this? Are we still on Earth? Oh, it's you guys.
RevSExmort: Cozmo!
RevSExmort: STANG!
Rev_DJ_Epo: dammit Stang... WAKE UP LIKE HELL!!
Cozmodiar: i tell ya man, i loved waking up to the FEDCOMs camp 30 feet in front of my tent
RevSExmort: Bwahahaha!
Cozmodiar: Stang, tell Wei that i LOVED her dancing on stage w/ us
Cozmodiar: that was so much fun
RevSExmort: Arm still hurting, may need to put it in a sling to imobilize it until it can heal
IvanStang: Frivolous phone calls have been keeping me from my geeking. First my son called and then Dr. Legume. Dr. Legume had much juicier gossip, which I shan't share, nyah nyah.
Cozmodiar shrugs
Cozmodiar: gossip is a dish best served with SLIME!
Cozmodiar: and vinegar
RevSExmort: I will invoke the power of the windbreaker to breach your thoughts and reveal all.
Cozmodiar: oh yes, and some of those little cocktail onions
Cozmodiar: WOHOOOOOO
Rev_DJ_Epo: don't forget the little umbrellas...
Cozmodiar: praise rev Efff for getting the joke
Cozmodiar: (hopefully)
IvanStang: That dance was too fucking weird. I have a GOOD night-vison video of it.
Cozmodiar: i love Zorro's dance
Cozmodiar: PRAIZE REV. ZORRO
Cozmodiar: night vision video
Cozmodiar: you gonna be postin' this shit or putting it on a video to sell?
Cozmodiar: or otherwise getting it "out there" somehow
RevSExmort: Oh yeah! Zorro was totally into it, he's pretty fuggin kewl.... I hadda mini-mind-warp battle with him myself, and of course I lost.
IvanStang: If I have the time I'll add death rays and energy beams to their frenetic spazzy gesturing.
IvanStang: This whole X-Day was the spazziest and funniest ever.
Cozmodiar: WOOHOOO!!!
Cozmodiar: LIKE THE "MONEY FOR NOTHING AND YOUR CHICKS FOR FREE" VIDEO!!!!
Lilith: WOOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
pm`: cozmodiar for president
Cozmodiar: sweet
RevSExmort: LIL!
Cozmodiar bows
RevSExmortus hugs lil
Cozmodiar: i yam knot a krook
Lilith: SEx! *hugs*
Cozmodiar: Praise SExM0rtus
RevSExmort: I sure do hope Rev Ef got the joke and doesn't try to kill me come XD6.
Cozmodiar: ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Lilith: You know, I'm happy the Church broke auction records and got better than average attendance, and I'm TICKLED that I got married there, and thanks to the frop I got as a result, I don't even CARE that I didn't have nearly as much FUN fun as I prefer.
RevSExmort: I will honor him in some way shape or form
IvanStang: I doubt if we'll package and sell this stuff because nobody bought the last several. But we'll make it available, in fact Prostata just took the 8 hours of 4X-Day mp3d down off his server to make oom for this year's mp3s.
Rev_DJ_Epo: hey Stang... joo get my email withthe attached MP3?
Lilith: DJ: You e-mailed a MP3...?
Rev_DJ_Epo: yeah
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IvanStang: I haven't dealt much yet with all the recordings, but I figure this time I might edit the video and make either a VCD file that can be downloaded and bootlegged around, or else a shitload of little DivX avis or something on a CD-R.
phloighd: Greetings.
RevSExmort: Stang: I'm almost willing to send you some of my video work to convince you to let me work on the XD4 stuff but not until I edit the XD5 stufff I collected myself.
Lilith: Man, don't do that to me if you can avoid it, please and thankyou.
RevSector: phloigd.
Rev_DJ_Epo: greets phloighd
RevSector: phloighd, rater.
RevSector: rather, rather.
Lilith: Stang: New DivX alpha for Mac just came out.
IvanStang: My son informs me that I could find a DVD burner at dealmac.com for like $250 if I snoop around.
RevSExmort: PHLOIGHD!
IvanStang: Lil --yeah, I got it, thanks.
phloighd: Howaya Sex?
Rev_DJ_Epo: I didn't email it to you Lil.....
phloighd: obviously your wife didn't kill you
RevSExmort: still hurtin
RevSExmort: nope
phloighd: Hi Epoch, Lil, Stang, Sektor...
RevSExmort: it was that post X-Day sex that made her ferget about the car damage
Rev_DJ_Epo: great.. was wondering if that was how you wanted to receive them or should i just pump it over to a.b.s ?
phloighd: heh
phloighd: that'll do it
IvanStang: SexMortus -- I think the thing to do would be for each of us to edit what we have onto miniDVs or whatever, then one person would take those edited DVs and recombine THOSE. Then we could each hang on to our masters and also the work is divvied up.
phloighd: all your pent-up jism
RevSector: phloighd: hm. I may have to change the spelling to Sektor. thanks for the idea.
RevSExmort: STANG: Totally agree.
IvanStang: Also, nobody else gets to see how fucked up some of our filming is, or the embarrassing conversations caught when one thinks the camera is on pause but it isn/t
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RevSExmort: lol
Lilith: DJ: Please post to ABS, for ALL digital packrats to enjoy.
IvanStang: I have some weird asss footage from previous X-Days that are 20 minutes of my shoes while you hear these vapid conversations.
Lilith: DJ: I will take little clips from your MP3s and run it through these weird audio dingleberries I've been finding.
RevSExmort: Stang: I am going to be digitizing the DV footage this weekend and hopefully start editing Sunday
IvanStang: DJ Epoch -- yes I got your mp3! But my email all goes to my wife's crappy computer right now so I have to move it to my computer to hear it. Which I will soon.
RevSExmort: Those vapid conversations make for great samples in music
IvanStang: DJ Epoch -- it's actually easier right NOW for me to get stuff off a.b.s.
Rev_DJ_Epo: Stang: ok, but the question is: Which do YOU prefer? Emailed? Or sent to a.b.s. ?
Lilith: MORE VAPID CONVERSATION SAMPLES!
Rev_DJ_Epo: ok
Rev_DJ_Epo: otcha
Lilith: I want to KERFUCK MIT THAIM!
Rev_DJ_Epo: gotcha even
IvanStang: My email is fucked up but my newsgroup connection is fast as hell.
RevSExmort: I got a lot of local and behind the scenes stuff as i am not into taping major events or nude people cause I'm just to into it to tape it
pm`: god forbid you use ftp
IvanStang: SexMort -- I have to tranfer a shitload of past work off my big drive first , which is what is happening even as we speak
RevSExmort: Awesome.
IvanStang: SexMortus -- good, I have ALL the stage stuff and not that much backstage stuff.
RevSExmort: I have yet to burn an actual DVD yet although I have everything I need
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Cozmodiar: fr33ze
RevSExmort: froze
Lilith: And in other audio news, I have relocated the elusive copy of the audio from the Devival For Slack," containing the last known rants of Rev. Eddie Lee Bangcock, the bastard child of Blowfly and Janor, and one of the best damn ranters I have EVER heard.
Rev_DJ_Epo: the way my mental confuscations and termibrasions have been counter-rotating lately I'm gonna likely be cranking out alot more extrasubterrestrial sonoexculpaptions...
RevSExmort: LILITH: I meant to tell ya, GREAT FUGGIN WEDDING SONG! Danzig is one of my favs
Cozmodiar: very smooth epox
phloighd: yo Zocdomria
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Cozmodiar: ya no shit
RevSector: bbl.
phloighd: hi Dreux
Cozmodiar: Danzig wedding
RevSector is away: other places.
IvanStang: MLil -- I may have decent copy of that devival too... the Hour of Slack that had a COPY of that stuff still sounds okay, it unearthed itself last year at rerun time.
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Lilith: SEx: Yeah, I remember describing the song to Stang, and then mentioning it was Danzig, and watching Stang crack up at the idea.
Rev_DJ_Epo: andreaux in da house
Lilith: Andreux! Thank you for the wedding congratulations!
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RevSExmort: LIL: Perfect song to express true love.
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Rev_DJ_Epo: jeese
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Cozmodiar: ya no shit
Cozmodiar: i cried
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Cozmodiar: JIMBO!
andreux: d'oh
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RevSExmort: JIMBO!
Jimbo: hi coz
andreux: allo all
Rev_DJ_Epo: d'uh
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Jimbo: hi sex
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bulldaddy: j0
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Lilith: Stang: I wanna make Eddie Lee Bangcock MP3s and this is the rant for it.
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RevSExmort: KILL KATE NOW!
Rev_DJ_Epo: done
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RevSExmort: nice
RevSExmort: that was quick...you fast
Lilith: SHIT.
phloighd: Hi Bulldaddy
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phloighd: did you like that CD?
Rev_DJ_Epo: it's the terminator in me that's been developing over the lest three weeks
Jimbo: hello everyone
IvanStang: I am eager to hear how Volkerdong's recording of ESO came out. He has better mikes and a digital recorder.
Rev_DJ_Epo: hey Jimbo
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andreux: woo-yeah
RevSExmort: GGGGEEEEZZZZEEEE
bulldaddy now has whiplash.
Cozmodiar: RAWWWW
phloighd: I'll vouch for bulldaddy
IvanStang: Does anybody know who this fuckface is?
phloighd: No idea
RevSector: holy hell.
IvanStang: Not andreaux, the other fuckface
RevSector: that was not fun.
Lilith: Stang: I'm eager to hear how my rant turned out.
andreux: see, every time they *don't* show up, they get pissier and pissier...
IvanStang: Hey andreux!
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Cozmodiar: ya, kill the m
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Lilith: Stang: Random nobodies trying to take over the channel.
andreux: allo stang! lil (yes, congrats), phloighd, et the rest.
phloighd: or at least be annoying
Jimbo: why -m
RevSExmort: Sup Andreux!
RevSector: IvanStang: I'm tracerouting them now.
Cozmodiar: we just gotta be quick w/ the kicks
phloighd: Bulldaddy: Did you listen to the CD you won?
RevSector: everyone has ops.
andreux: sexmortus: nada!
RevSector: there's no point in setting it -m.
phloighd: a swift kick is always a good thing. As long as I'm not the kicked.
chaosisrae: same sorta fux who flood alt.slack while you're all upstate...
Cozmodiar: heya heavy P
phloighd: hi CI, I didn't notice you there
Rev_DJ_Epo: gives me a chance to polish the old steel toe's boot
Jimbo: yeah, swift kicking got bulldaddy booted a second ago.
chaosisrae: lurking mostly.
IvanStang: I never have pushed that kick button. Too slow.
RevSExmort: I dunno the commands or any of that stuff, My expertease in being an IT manager is strictly Dobbs induced slack
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phloighd: CI: your questions were good ones.... including the one about the cliques, but there we get a little sensitive
RevSector: it appears as if these particular fuckwads are in Italy.
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phloighd: It is a lovefest after all, and we don't wanna go into some things, like not EVERYBODY adoring ESO
phloighd: I do, of course
phloighd: being the bootlicker I am
RevSExmort: ditto
chaosisrae: phloi: Yeah...I figured that one might be a hot potato...
Cozmodiar laughs
Cozmodiar: i laugh now
Jimbo: the only thing that turned me off about that was some of the music they were playing in T-Base
phloighd: do you
Cosmiks: Hell
Cosmiks: o
phloighd: Hi Miks
Cozmodiar: hi Cosmik
Cozmodiar: how ya doikng
phloighd: <we have a Coz>
Cozmodiar: i'm Cozmodiar
Rev_DJ_Epo: greets Cozmiks
Cozmodiar: i'm C0z
Cozmodiar: j00 Coa
Cozmodiar: j00 Cos
Cozmodiar: salri mon
Jimbo: one time i walked in and they were playing Cristina Aguilera and i walked out again.
Cosmiks: Tikedy-boo and u?
Cozmodiar: how are ya
Rev_DJ_Epo: wouldn't ya like to be a Coz too?
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andreux: hey, waitaminute... it's *wednesday*. you all aren't supposed to be so chatty.
Lilith: I'm playing the new psychedelic masters of the cosmos, Enslaved.
phlCoz: dreux: You missed one of the best ones ever.
IvanStang: All music is stupid and all music is good.
Jimbo: post x day
RevSExmort: But, none the less, as much as I like ESO and loved T-Base I hadda venture out into the campgrounds for I get antsy hanging around the same place too long. I missed *ALL* the other good stuff at T-Base but don't regret it at all.
Lilith: Andreux: We're still all Bobbed up.
IvanStang: I spent the vast majority of my time at X-Day standing in the road blabbing with other blabberers.
phlCoz: or the fact that you weren't there?
andreux: the fact i wasn't there. :)
phlCoz: shit, I was there, and they made do
phlCoz: I'd hear'em say, there's pukin' phloighd, where's the mop
EpoCoz depresses over the fact he wasn't there
Cosmiks: All stupid music is stupid, and all good music is FAN-SMEGGING-TASTIC!
Lilith: I think it's hilarious that the most interesting prog rock these days is coming from a Norwegian viking black metal band.
Jimbo: einherjer?
EpoCoz: ah... but which is good, and which is STOIOPID???
Jimbo: angel grinder
Lilith: Jimbo: Enslaved.
phlCoz: I was just happy to hear Hank3 at your wedding reception
andreux: nah, it turns out it had been FREAKISHLY NICE for the entire X-day week so Sikki & I had our X-day without all the travel fuss.
Jimbo: ahh
Cosmiks: The con is the con, what can be don
RevSExmort: LIL: did the BDSM roudtable ever happen? I heard no mention of it...
andreux: highs of 75... in JULY.
EpoCoz: The CON will eat itself
Lilith: Phl: I thought that was SO appropriate, the two brides slamming to Hank III's "Life Of Sin". Did you see the Hank III shirt I wore Saturday night?
Cosmiks: well that's a relief
Lilith: SEx: No, I blew that, and much more, off.
phlCoz: Yes I did indeed
Cozmodiar: i ate mustard with communion waffers
phlCoz: Sexmortus must've missed the bondage action
phlCoz: I missed the bondage action
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phlCoz: but I saw the aftermath
Lilith: Next year, I'll probably only make the effort to rant once, maybe perform a song, do the radio show, and otherwise PAH-TAY.
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Cosmiks: THEM are among us! Bring extra musrard!
Lilith: Phl: No, different BDSM roundtable.
Jimbo: something the acid head said really got to me.
Phloighd: Lil: Can I call you my consiglieri?
RevSExmort: I missed it too...but as I always say, I'm less of a drooler and more of a participant.
Lilith: No actual activity other than "demos".
Cozmodiar: what'd he say, jimb0
RevSExmort: I may have ruined the show at TBase had I stayed
Lilith: Phl: If you'll define that term for me.
Phloighd: ever see the Godfather? it's like an advisory position
Lilith: I was one of the Poor SubGeniuses, and poor in slack half the time, so didn't even check out Tranq Base.
RevSExmort: Seeing uberfemme get whipped and painted is a lot better for all then seeing SExmortus having it done to him
Phloighd: heh
Lilith: Phl: No, but if you happen to have a question BEFORE next year, I'll answer it.
RevSExmort: Eyes would have melted for sure
Phloighd: Okay.
Jimbo: "The eyes of the girl; I'll probably never get to see it again, but; I didn't think it could be so beautiful."
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Cosmiks: If you think we're wax-works you ought to pay ya know!
Jimbo: powerful words from a burnout.
Cosmiks: If you think we're alive, you ought to speak to us! That's LOGIC!
andreux: the thing *i'm* most curious about is this legendary grilled shrimp thing Legume apparently had.
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RevSExmort: The thing I'm most curious about is the green mist that blows out of that seven bladed wind breaker at 12 mid-night and 4:20pm/am each day
Phloighd: heh
Phloighd: poor Ef
Phloighd: I think you damaged his brain
Jimbo: traveling with rocknar
RevSExmort: lol
Epochalypt: Hail Mags!
Phloighd: he was so upset
RevSExmort: I will return it to him on XD6
Rocknar: hey sexmortus!
Jimbo: hi mags
RevSExmort: ROCK!
Rocknar: wassup? How's the arm rupture?
magdalen: hi kids!
RevSExmort: hurtin
Phloighd: I think he should get to beat you or something with us holding you down
RevSExmort: gotta see an orthopedic tomorrow
RevSExmort: Phloighd: That'll work
Rocknar: sexm see a acupuncturist too
RevSExmort: Is there a way to contact him?
Phloighd: He shows up here infrequently
Cosmiks writes on the mirror in red ketchup: "SEKACNAP"
Jimbo: i came away happy cause Wei said i looked like a model and Magdalen said i was cute.
Phloighd: You are.
RevSExmort: I'd love to plot a revenge on SExmortus thing that would just make everyone bust a gut.
Jimbo rasperries.
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magdalen: the Lord also told me he thinks you are a snappy dresser
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RevSExmort: ???
Phloighd: Jimbo.
Phloighd: Not you.
Rocknar: Bulldaddy - KING OF KILLER!
Lilith: Right now, SLACK would be a hot shower. BRB
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RevSExmort: oh
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Cozmodiar: REVSEX IN THE FUCKING FULL LEATHER ARMOR
Rocknar: I just g haircut
Cozmodiar: that armor rocked dude
RevSExmort: FEDCOMS got cheated at the auction over Jesus ya know
magdalen: well he thought your costume was great, too, RevSExmortus
Jimbo: heh
Phloighd: ever the diplomat.
Jimbo: bulldaddy, we will meet again next year to do battle!
RevSExmort: We yelled 105! and then then auctioneer said SOLD for 100 dollars!
magdalen: but he liked jimbo's coat very much
bulldaddy: Yes!
bulldaddy: I might upgrade my weapon...but then again, nobody will recognize me without my uke.
RevSExmort: next year LORD SLOTH *WILL* HAVE HIS JESUS!
Jimbo: i liked the way the military jacket mixed with the dobbshead dark sleeve shirt
magdalen: I think you guys should have combined your bids and gone for 200 and then split him three ways or something
RevSExmort: We tried
RevSExmort: We went 2 ways at 50 a pop
magdalen: next time, don't bring a stick to the auction
Jimbo: i've already got a weapon for next year in mind
RevSExmort: LOL!
pm`: h0h0h0h0
RevSExmort: MAGS - If sticks make the bid break records then why not?
magdalen: people banded together to save the Lord from "the guy with the big stick"
magdalen: heh, true
Rocknar: We should start a club for sending Ale-8 out to remote yetis
RevSExmort: And he went for 100!
Cosmiks: tell pros I said Jello, byebye gotta fly shut your eye, stay outta the pie, do over fry, dont ever lie, and that is why!
Phloighd: Bulldaddy, what'd you think of the CD you won? did you eve answer that, I didn't see
Rocknar: SexM next year I'll give a 12 pack of Ale-8 to whoever wins Jesus.
magdalen: next year is going to be even better!
magdalen: the Lord and Stang are plotting it all on the phone right now, I believe
Phloighd: Oh yeah it is
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Lil-SHOWER: BACK.
*** Lil-SHOWER is now known as Lilith
andreux: next year: Free Hat!
RevSExmort: We'll make Jesus drink it all then sit still for 2 hrs.
Lilith: I didn't need to SCRUB, just SOAK. AND--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Rocknar: SexM check out alt.binaries.slack for my X-Day Six poster
Phloighd: I was actually planning on creating a Yahoo Group dedicated to planning next X-day
RevSExmort: I saw, I like
magdalen: free hat! are you kidding? that would knock out almost half the profit margin!
magdalen: no free hat!
Lilith: Andreux: I have a sunhat that looks EXACTLY LIKE YOURS. I was tempted to do Andreux Impersonations this time but didn't have the hippie sweatshirt.
andreux: FREE HAT! FREE HAT! FREE HAT! FREE HAT!
Epochalypt: I can tell you this: ANYONE that attempts to keep be from trippin to BRushwood next year is gonna be fodder for a brush mulcher....
Rocknar: you watch The Prisoner, SexM?
RevSExmort: PHLO: That's not bad. I always come up with good ideas but forget them by the time XDay comes around
Phloighd: Indeed.
Phloighd: This way we have a record.
magdalen: Once there was a clown.
RevSExmort: yes.... great idea
RevSExmort: Rock:nope
magdalen: But then he fell off a skyscraper.
magdalen: and everyone was very sad
Lilith: Next year, everyone dress like Andreux.
magdalen: but not TOO sad
bulldaddy: Phloighd: I dig the CD.
magdalen: because...
andreux: heh.
Epochalypt: SexM: The Prisoner would be a KILLER theme for an Xday
magdalen: Hey, free clown!
Rocknar: it may be on the PBS station up there
andreux: y'all gonna get spiderman boxers, eh?
RevSExmort: I am serious considering letting my hair grow for the entire year.
Jimbo: my favorite part is that the underpants glow in the dark
andreux: that'll be the day.
Phloighd: bulldaddy: Excellent! If you wanna know who any of the artists are lemme know
Lilith: Andreux: Don't make us.
Jimbo: where does youse guys get those nifty boxers?
bulldaddy: Phloighd: Yeah, that would be cool, since I wouldn't be able to figure it out.
magdalen: the glow boxers are limited edition collectibles you know
andreux: k-mart.
andreux: no fooling.
magdalen: the new ones do not glow
RevSExmort: OH YEAH! The Dobbs head shorts really do GET YOU SEX and attract SEX GODDESSES! I proved it the night I came home...CAME HOME
Epochalypt: hey Rock... who was the gomer that would take a weather balloon, and blow it up and then crawl inside it leaving only his head exposed?
Rocknar: Keep a mustace and beard, and we'll use you for the Leo McKern Number Two, from the final two episodes of "The Prisoner"
andreux: if you don't care if they glow, you can generally find yer superhero / comic character underwear at k-mart or the equivalent thereof.
bulldaddy: I couldn't get the shorts; they didn't have my size.
RevSExmort: XXLarge, perfect, I want MORE!
magdalen: I believe those shorts were printed up by the thousands in some sort of drunken orgy years ago
andreux: rocknar: dem bones dem bones dem dry bones.
magdalen: but now there is only a limited quantity left, being sold at fire-sale prices, just to get them out of storage
Rocknar: long hair with mustache and beard, then after Number Two "dies", we "bring him back"
RevSExmort: I will order at least 3 more this weekend, gotta put money in the bank
Epochalypt: and WHo is Number One?
andreux: FREE HAT! FREE HAT! FREE HAT!
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Rocknar: Bob!
magdalen: no free hat!
Jimbo: free glow in the dark hat
Epochalypt: of couse
magdalen: no glow in dark!
andreux: FREE HAT! FREE HAT! FREE HAT!
RevSExmort: AND I OWN MY VERY OWN FULL METAL DOBBS HEAD! WOOHOO!
Rocknar: Bob is Number One
Epochalypt: "Bob" is a NUCLEAR MISSLE!
andreux: I've got mail! Yayyyy!
magdalen: hat twenty dollah! you pay cash!
magdalen: no free hat!
Epochalypt: go figgure
andreux: FREE HAT! FREE HAT! FREE HAT!
Rocknar: andreux, you ever get the photo of me in the winners circle?
andreux: yes, rocknar. I sure did.
Epochalypt: no free hat?
andreux: i kept it as my background for a while.
RevSExmort: I should paint my full metal Dobbs head with Glow in the Dark paint to protect it from rusting
Cozmodiar: there's no such thing as a free hat
Rocknar: wasn't that cool? ;)
Rocknar: SexM, try spraying it with Rustoleum
Epochalypt: sure there is... ya go to a rodeo and they THROW THEM AT YOU during half-time
andreux: yes, seeing you in the winner's circle brought tears of joy to my eye.
RevSExmort: I think they meant "Tree Fhat"
andreux: nope.
Jimbo: SExmortus: do we even know the first step to putting on a NYC devival? i mean we had thrown that idea around with the NY metro area subgenii, but i wouldnt even know where to start.
andreux: free hat.
Rocknar: and then dip it in liquid latex, like the stuff they dip plier grips in.
Epochalypt: I gots a Dodge free hat at the rodeo
Cozmodiar: there's no such thing as a free hat
Epochalypt: IS TOO!
Cozmodiar: start with a venue
andreux: apparently, i'm the only one watching south park right now.
RevSExmort: JIMBO: First ya need to find a tolerant cheap place that is near tolerant cheap places to sleep.
Rocknar: I am too...*sings a cool tropical song*
Chaka: Oh my "Bob", an NYC devival, that is something I would help do, as would Seam The SuperEgo
Epochalypt: I got in to the rodeo FREE... and gots a Ddge hat for FREE
magdalen: oh mr fancy pants has a TELEVISION, eh??
Jimbo: if only the Voodoo Lounge was still open.
magdalen: a COLOR television, no doubt!
RevSExmort: And SIFU wants to help too
andreux: magdalen: yup. bigger than your butt.
Jimbo: Chaka: you from NYC?
Epochalypt: TV is soo last millineum
Phloighd: np: reggie & the full effect -- reign in blood
Rocknar: SexM, you want to come to a KENTUCKY devival?
magdalen: you guys should attempt to contact the Pope of All New York, St David N Meyer
Chaka: Hartford, but Seam ("shame") lives in Manhattan, as does my brother
Rocknar: magdalen , we need to contact MARK MOTHERSBAUGH!
magdalen: heh, remember back at teh elections when them people were walking around with them "SHAME" t-shirts
RevSExmort: The furthest I go is X-Day Rock... the week long vacation makes it worth it, I couldn't possibly get more time off for a kentucky devival, I do have a wife and 4 animals
Chaka: we work the black Seam together...
magdalen: I bet a "SHAME" shirt signed by Nader will be worth big bucks some day
Jimbo: magdalen: isnt he inactive?
andreux: no, that was Dole, and the word you're seaching for is "impotent"
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magdalen: Jimbo: Well he did one show a couple years ago... I bet you could convince him to come out of retirement
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RevSExmort: ChrisLee!
magdalen: hi ChrisLee!!
Jimbo: aloha chrislee
andreux: chris
ChrisLee: stupid jerks and yer channel limits. don't want me around, eh?
andreux: chris wants to free hat.
Jimbo: so i got sick directly after leaving brushwood
RevSExmort: The cutest thing in the world is my 1 year old pointing at a picture of Bob and saying "BOB"
Rocknar: hmm
ChrisLee: hat should be free
Rocknar: what about for the Kentucky Derby?
Phloighd: FREE HAT! FREE HAT! FREE HAT!
bulldaddy: Awwww.
andreux: i'm not alone.
Jimbo: and i went into work today, still sick, and promptly sneezed in the cole slaw and went home
ChrisLee: that would be funnier if my sattilite did't keep freezing
Jimbo: spreading the germs of "Bob"
bulldaddy: I never got my boy to say "BOB"...just "PIE!"
Epochalypt: give chris a free hat and next you'll have to give EVERYONE a free hat!
Phloighd: sneezing in the coleslaw is a good way to get sent home
magdalen: bye kids!
Phloighd: bye mag
Jimbo: bye mags
RevSExmort: It's kewler then the day I had my 3 year old running around the house chanting 666, 666, 666 when his grandparents were over for dinner.
andreux: FREE HAT! FREE HAT! FREE HAT!
Epochalypt: seeya Mags
RevSExmort: Bye Mags
RevSExmort: My mother freaked out
RevSExmort: She's a born again christian ya know...
Epochalypt: there's a good title for a song track... "SNEEZIN IN THE COLE SLAW"!
andreux: that'll do it.
Phloighd: to the tune of "singing in the bathtub"
Chaka: As in FREE BEER...mmmmm....beer....
Epochalypt: HEHE
pm`: RevSExmortus: they dont believe in post-natal abortions do they?
Cozmodiar: oh lord, that's funny
Cozmodiar: PRAISE SEXMORTUS
Jimbo: http://static.stileproject.com/rnd/img/zero17.jpg legume on stileproject
RevSExmort: pm:Nope they sure dont
IvanStang: OH MY GOD, MY EAR!! I've been on the fucking phone ALL DAY!
bulldaddy: pm: That's only done to abortionists themselves, by christians.
RevSExmort: I've got a good child story for ya'll
IvanStang: Before Jesus called it was Legume and before Legume it was my son.
Cozmodiar: hahahahwwww
Cozmodiar: poor stang
Cozmodiar: hahahaahhw
Cozmodiar: i had chinese food and Slack
Cozmodiar: gobbs of it
andreux: Legume *is* your son. Admit it.
ChrisLee: i betcha this was a good South Park. but it keeps jumoing
Chaka: Hey Cozmodiar, Chaka Kenjamin, you let me play with your toy and then I carried something for you.
Cozmodiar: soh hey
Epochalypt: stang: two words - "speaker phone"
andreux: chris: alt.binaries.southpark. never want for an episode again.
Jimbo: damn
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Cozmodiar: we had bushmills together right?
ChrisLee: yeah, i'm still a dial up fella
Jimbo: asstupid computar almost disconnected
Chaka: So I am dying to get info about the SK-1 hack for my brother
RevSExmort: ANDREUX: www.southpark.net
andreux: gotta change that!
ChrisLee: i know
Cozmodiar: ya- no shit
Lilith: Hey Chaka!
Cozmodiar: CHAKA
andreux: sexmortus: yeah. neat site.
Cozmodiar: chaka
IvanStang: My son told me to check out something called www.mytrailerpark.com
Epochalypt: question: HOW CAN WE GET A COPY OF "BOOBOO GOES WILD"????
Chaka: Hi Lil, thanks for noticing!
RevSExmort: almost every episode, they are really only missing season 1 & some of season 2
Cozmodiar: how's it going Chaka
Cozmodiar: how was yer trip home
ChrisLee: Andreux- no matter what they try to tel you- worst XDay ever.
andreux: how so?
RevSExmort: ANYONE: HOW CAN I GET A COPY OF BATPUSSY??????
andreux: did phred make it?
Chaka: Awesome! I have been in a crushing depression since returning from XD5 now that I remember what slack is
Lilith: SEx: It's easily ordered off the web.
andreux: sexmortus: make your own. prolly just as good.
Jimbo: maybe amazon.com
RevSExmort: LIL: Where?
bulldaddy: I guess Quijibo didn't win "Best Theme Camp".
Lilith: SEx: I bought it off the web after Susie The Floozie showed it to me, and that's how Dr. Dark got his hands on it.
ChrisLee: Phred did make it. that helped make it better
Phloighd: OKAY! The yahoo group XDAY now exists. Praise "Bob" and the words "advertising supported"
Lilith: SEx: I'm not absolutely sure.
Phloighd: daddy -- no. Bachelors for "Bob" did
IvanStang: NOT ANOTHER YAHOO GROUP!!! AIEEE!
bulldaddy: The Bachelors were very hospitable.
andreux: heh
ChrisLee: the "judges" never even visited our camp
andreux: chris: that sucks. i'd sue.
bulldaddy: That's a crime.
bulldaddy: Quijibo had DiscoBall Z, for Dobbsakes!
Jimbo: i thought quijibo was way too busy with the spectaular indyvival to do much for x day
Lilith: SEx: Try http://www.cinebizarre.com/genre_artwei1.htm
Epochalypt: Yahoo is EVIL
RevSExmort: ty
ChrisLee: oh, that's no big thing, the Bachelors did have a nice camp
Phloighd: stang -- well, I figured a yahoo group designed around planning for X-Day would be useful. A good record of all the ideas
andreux: chris: then why worst x-day ever?
Phloighd: I think the Bachelors thought I might've been a judge. they sure treated me nice.
Chaka: But Oohay is LIVE!
IvanStang: I wandered over to Quijibo area several times, but I can't remember any details at all... I wonder why.
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andreux: stang: next year, i want to challenge Legume for the title of best Chef.
bulldaddy: A Yahoo! group might not be bad. Last night we were using this channel to discuss a Yeti Parent area.
ChrisLee: it was just the worst. well, 1996 may have been less fun, but for diff. reasons
bulldaddy: A casino might not be bad.
IvanStang: Andreux -- good!
andreux: chris: sorry to hear that. missed going this year.
andreux: hearing about the shrimp made me all jealous.
ChrisLee: i keep starting a report entitled "Stupid Crappy X-Day for Jerks"
Jimbo: i know someone else who wasnt having fun either: Rev Otto
andreux: ?
IvanStang: I think Bachelors for "Bob" got that because they were NEW. I argued that Tranq Base had an unfair advantage since Chas is a seasonal camper (same for Strange) but the sheer spectacle of the Tiki Banzai Lounge swayed everybody.
Phloighd: Chris doesn't like us. He thinks we smell.
Phloighd: Me, anyway.
ChrisLee: but then i read all these reports abot "Best X-Day ever!"
Phloighd: Stang -- ah, but they WEREN'T new, not all of them. Several Bachelors are old-timers.
Phloighd: sneaky, sneaky bachelors.
IvanStang: I also thought that all of the Bachelors for "Bob" superheors were fucking hilarious, espec ially Alternate Universe Man, whose power I SWEAR actually WORKED.
ChrisLee: and i know if i try to think differently, i'll get more ostracized than i was this year
Phloighd: Father Future was pretty funny
andreux: oh.
andreux: dammit, phloighd, you wrecked Chris' x-day.
andreux: didn't you.
IvanStang: Chris -- Princess Wei told me she thought you looked all down in the dumps towards the end, there.
Phloighd: pisces is walking the dog nearly naked
IvanStang: I don't know what business Princess Wei had looking at YOU, but she seemed to be concerned.
andreux: HEH!
IvanStang: Incidentally those new Quijibos are the very best yet -- such excellent writing!
andreux: anybody have to go to the hospital?
Phloighd: Not right now
andreux: nah, i meant x-day.
Jimbo: i'm sure rev otto went to the doctor at least.
Jimbo: he had bad sun poisoning
Chaka: I turned my ankle and simply had to skip my workout Monday.
andreux: usually someone has to go to the hospital.
Jimbo: sexmortus ruptured his forearm
RevSExmort: STANG: I have like 3 minutes of the "bug in the ear" trick gone horribly wrong.
Chaka: There goes my girlish figure.
Phloighd: and chris wrecked my X-day by not encouraging his girlfriend to approach me and ask me to fondle her
Phloighd: dammit
andreux: chris has a girlfriend?
andreux: chris: you have a girlfriend?
Phloighd: yeah, you believe it?
bulldaddy: Cool...I appear in several of the Fotki pictures, and my face is obscured in *all* of them.
andreux: no foolin'! good for you, chris!
IvanStang: Sex -- ah, good! No broken collarbone, but, better than nothing in the pain dept.
RevSExmort: hehe
IvanStang: The Quijibo mobile had the same illness as the Stangmobile, but in the middle of the night, I hear.
RevSExmort: I'm gonna get that into the computer ASAP and send it to ya, should be a small file, expect it this weekend definitely.
Lilith: SEx: I just noticed that that very URL I gave you ALSO has, on DVD, the movie *Begotten*--which should ALSO be played at Dr. Dark's drive-in theatre even if the director actually thinks the movie is ART.
Lilith: Stang: Bugs in the ear and ruptured wisdom teeth.
RevSExmort: Kewl, I'll have to check it out.
Chaka: Hey Asquire, you there? did they amputate your jaw yet?
ChrisLee: i have a girlfirend>
ChrisLee: ?
IvanStang: Lil - iDRMRSR gave me a copy of BEGOTTEN -- holy fucking shit -- I couldn't watch it except in fast forward mode with my face half turned away.
Lilith: Stang: I feel OLD, that X-Day is having such increasingly wimped-out barrels. And everyone's using NERF DICKS to fuck it too.
RevSExmort: lol
Phloighd: It was widely assumed Sister Rachel was such. My apologies if this is not the case
bulldaddy: Somebody said I should bring "Incubus" for Dr. Dark.
ChrisLee: shit, if you're talking about Rachel...
Lilith: Stang: Ken Huey convinced me to see it. It was really fucked up, but I had to like Mother Earth raping God's suicide-victim corpse.
IvanStang: Sex -- my email is fucked up -- I have to use Wei's slow slow machine until I get DSL... just post large stuff to alt.binaries.slack if possible
RevSExmort: k
RevSExmort: will do
ChrisLee: yeah thanks.... if Rachel was my girlfriend, i'd never be sad ever...
RevSExmort: I'll edit some small clips of stupid little things to make people wonder what really happened at XD5
ChrisLee: i think about the third she got referred to as such, i was about to box ears
IvanStang: Cletus needs to do sharper bird dogging than any man among us.
andreux: box ears, eh?
Phloighd: like, put 'em in boxes?
Phloighd: Oh, BTW, the dates for next year -- July 3-6? that right?
Chaka: I thought that was a breed of dog.
IvanStang: Hey, I have an idea! I'll get CLETUS to perform a Short Duration marriage ceremony... and while he's on stage...
Lilith: Phl: Only you would be thinking about next year, RIGHT NOW.
Lilith: Stang: We'll ALL marry Rachel.
Phloighd: Of course I am.
IvanStang: Chris -- all those married girls you mean?
Lilith: And we'll get Rev. Ennie to join in TOO.
Phloighd: I'll shut up very soon
IvanStang: REV ENNIE (THUMP THUMP THUMP goes Sang Heart)
IvanStang: Yessss
RevSExmort: I so wish my wife would come to X-Day....
Lilith: Man, as happy as I am to be married to Thea, and as happy as she is to be married to me, I am SURE neither would complain if we were Ennie and Rachel going at it.
IvanStang: There was some scariness at X-Day, admittedly.
Lilith: In fact, I don't think ANYONE ELSE would complain.
andreux: there's *always* scariness at X-day.
andreux: if you know where to look, and the good ones do.
RevSExmort: Stang: My only hope is that I put fear in just one person at X-Day. If even for a mili-second, that would be so funny.
Jimbo: scariness
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RevSExmort: Yeah
IvanStang: Don't let these Jezebels get to you Chris, hang in there. Somewhere a True Gal awaits you.
RevSExmort: I was thinking about being a super hero called "Captain Boo!"
IvanStang: Chris -- but you better hope I don't get to that true gal of yours FIRST.
RevSExmort: I'd hide around peoples camp-sites and scream boo to scare them.
Rocknar: SexM, remember the people with the RAINBOW USA flag?
RevSExmort: Randomly picking tents and sites.
Rocknar: in the alt.slack village?
Phloighd: Sex -- just remember I could've slit ALL Y'ALL's throats
RevSExmort: hehe
Rocknar: wake THEM up FIRST!
Jimbo: you n' me both chris. i cried my heart out saturday night, then swallowed my tears in a cup filled with liquor.
RevSExmort: I've got video of Sun Nyugen (Son Win) and Lord Sloth shortly after that rude awakening on Wed. nite.
Lilith: OK, I'm going to reboot and see if I can get my audio editor of choice working right. BRB
Phloighd: Okay. speaking of the perfect gal for you, I've got 'er. In my bed. I'm going there now.
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Phloighd: goodnite y'all
RevSExmort: Is it true that my screaming for them to get out of their tents echoed through the country side?
bulldaddy: Later.
Jimbo: nite phloighd
Jimbo: i heard it
RevSExmort: l8rs
IvanStang: This was the first X-Day in which I did NOT have a nervous breakdown for at least an hour. I must be getting used to this incredibly emotionally charged scene.
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RevSExmort: I wonder if the Amish heard me.
IvanStang: Sleep deprivation and weird food, and too much frop or not enough beer can also make a person all weird in the head.
RevSExmort: That would be real funny
Rocknar: Oh without a doubt, SexM! :)
Chaka: Gnight..off to dream the dream where I have the balls to take back my life again for a few days. Y'all ye-tis plain rock.
ChrisLee: this was the first X-Day in which my nervous breakdown has lasted well into the following week
Rocknar: I'd say that your voice carried for at LEAST three counties
RevSExmort: Nite chaka
RevSExmort: lol
Cozmodiar: bye bye CHAKA
Cozmodiar: return
Jimbo: bye chaka
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Cozmodiar: twas nice meetin' you at brushwoods
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RevSExmort: I'm gonna get one of those card board megaphones for next year
RevSExmort: ditto
Chaka: likewise, im sure (fans self)
Rocknar: fuck cardboard, get one from RADIO SHACK!
Jimbo: i'm going to get one of those megaphones that can make you sound like a robot or an alien or a baby.
RevSExmort: I'll never forget the car ride to eerie.
RevSExmort: Seeing Cozmo for the first time
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RevSExmort: thinking from a distance that he was banjo bob
ChrisLee: and dammit, why is Crank Yankers on? gotta fix this
IvanStang: SExmortus -- I guess Thursday or Friday night? I heard this caterwauling WAY off in the woods and went out in the field where I could hear it better. My hackles went up cause I smelled a FIGHT. Then I finally could hear what ya'll were hollering... some total nonsequiter that meant nothing, just hollering for the sheer bulldada of it.
IvanStang: I laughed and laughed once I realized it was no fight but merely Bold Surrealism.
RevSExmort: Yup
RevSExmort: Ah, now that makes me happy.
IvanStang: I slept for 12 hours straight after I got home.
Cozmodiar: ya no shiot
Rocknar: then take a radio shack megaphone and fix a cardboard one to that
Cozmodiar: RevSex, you and Pisces were the first folks i saw at brushwoods
Rocknar: for extra effect
Cozmodiar: when i first got there and was wandering around
RevSExmort: Cozmo:Awesome
Cozmodiar: it was damn fun meeting ya
Jimbo: the first yeti i met was TwoBeans
RevSExmort: Yeah, I hadda good time
Jimbo: other than my ride in, sifu.
ChrisLee: i think i got the Royal Tennenbaums dvd commentary to play
IvanStang: Jimbo -- I think I may have gotten you mixed up with somebody else when I gave you a SHHH sign in Tranquillity Base -- some other tall blond guy had made some really goony comment "Stangward" and I thought it was you. Later my hypoglycemic fog lifted and I replayed the scene and realized I'd gotten goofy myself.
RevSExmort: Oh, Just so everyone knows for the record...
RevSExmort: Our plot to try and find out if Mags was really a robot failed....so....
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ChrisLee: all you jerks go rent Royal Tennenbaums
Lilith: reHNEE
RevSExmort: we did the next best thing...
IvanStang: I guess I did have a mini nervous breakdown, Saturday night while breaking down the stage. Should have eaten peanuts while filming, fucked up.
ChrisLee: it's a good thing
RevSExmort: we killed Mags and replaced her with a robot for sure...
RevSExmort: And Doc Frop...
RevSExmort: Well...
IvanStang: I have been meaning to see that movie -- I dsownloaded the soundtrack.
RevSExmort: We lost him and had to replace him too.
ChrisLee: Stang- did you meet Rev Arthur, the Fed?
bulldaddy: He's already a Rev?
ChrisLee: he was chinese, as in English as a second language
bulldaddy: One of two X-Day tourists I met.
ChrisLee: i doubt it- never saw a band on his wrist
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RevSExmort: brb
Jimbo: could have been saturday night, when i was drinking.
bulldaddy: There was a raucous white dude from NYC there, too.
Jimbo: i am a nice yet loud drunk.
ChrisLee: I am tough, but nice
ChrisLee: Stang- ever see Japanese weirdo film Battle Royale? teens killing each other on an island. will bring you acopy some tine
RevSExmort: bulldaddy:who?
RevSExmort: Was he big and fat?
RevSExmort: and slow?
bulldaddy: Sex: I don't remember his name. He wasn't a Yeti. I saw him at the Sat night show.
bulldaddy: No, he was of average build.
RevSExmort: oh ok...
bulldaddy: I think he had long, blondish wavy hair and wore a black leather jacket.
Epochalypt: awwww DAMMIT TO HELL!!!!!
RevSExmort: Cause Rev. Lord Sloth falls for the Jedi-Mind trick *ALL* the time.
Rocknar: SexMortus, we'll have to put your voice on an electronic megaphone, with a cardboard megaphone attached to IT and test it at NIGHT!
Epochalypt: I forgot to ave a LIFe this week.......
Epochalypt: feh
bulldaddy: He was acting a bit frustrated because he was getting ostracized.
RevSExmort: ROCK: YEAH!
IvanStang: on phone again
ChrisLee: when you;re writing an XDV report, is it polite to mention who you plan to punch in the throat, or is thAT just gratuitous?
Jimbo: i just dont remember stuff like that, so its no sweat.
Rocknar: I bet your scream would carry for 50 miles!!!
kevbob: chris: it's polite.
Jimbo: its certainly not polite, but then neither is most of this entire church.
RevSExmort: ROCK: I have an idea for 7am
kevbob: it's impolite to lie to his audience.
IvanStang: Just got off phone, Wei on Way
Rocknar: and we absolutly HAVE to have more potato guns
IvanStang: Chris - no, never seen battle Royalle, -- Lord of the Flies anime style??
Jimbo: its impolite to imply a want to fight someone. i'm not saying he shouldnt do it, but its certainly not polite.
Rocknar: you got a potato gun, SexM>
chaosisrae: If (S)he KNOWS you hate 'em, pushing it is impolite. If you have a problem w/someone AND THEY DONT KNOW IT, letting 'em know what's up is good manners. MHO.
IvanStang: I wonder if people who NEVER drank get as impatient with stupid drunks as do FORMER stupid drunks who no longer drink.
RevSExmort: ChrisLee:If it's me, just tell me now.
IvanStang: I have a real problem around people who get real drunk, which may be 90 percent jealousy.
chaosisrae: Stang, I get annoyed at people who are STUPID stone cold sober.
RevSExmort: That's why I only get drunk enuff, well, except for that one night, Rocknar remembers.
Jimbo: stang: i get that, its like when i try to quit smoking and I get real pissed at people who smoke around me.
Epochalypt: Stang: I used t get stupid drunk myself until my pancreas went on strike and forced me int an insulin regimen. Now I just sip my juice or water, sit back and let the stumblebums entertain me...
Jimbo: because I want to smoke
RevSExmort: Jimbo: But do you get as pissed as people who never smoked?
Jimbo: moreso
Epochalypt: I only get really annoyed if one of them tried to throw up in my direction... THEN we have issues to deal with...
*** Epochalyptic is now known as Rev_DJ_Epoch
Jimbo: but mostly because, as good-natured as i may seem, i can get pissy and grumpy, and once its there it only escalates.
IvanStang: Well, I would LOVE to just be DRUNK AS FUCK from morning to night, sort of, except that I tried that and it just doesn't turn out to be worth it in the long run, gosh durn it. I feel like the Elephant Man, who was unable to sleep lying down.
Jimbo: at least theres still frop.
RevSExmort: Stang: Try my honey trick, it works wonders.
Jimbo: frop kept me from turning into an alcoholic.
ChrisLee: Stang- if'n i remember, i bring youse copy of Battle Royale at Akron. Lord of the flies, but not anime, real life, and well acted, and meeeaaaaaaaaaaaan
Jimbo: and i'm convinced that if i had enough for a long enough time i could quit cigarettes too.
IvanStang: Chris -- ah, like an X-day backstage home movie!
Rev_DJ_Epo: Actually, it's kinda fn now as I can just get crazy, REMEMBER I was crazy, wake up the next morning and REMEMBER the craziness without my head feeling like it's being opened with a log splitter
Jimbo: i'll have cleaned up my act by age 77!
Jimbo: perhaps that is too conservative an estimate.
ChrisLee: Stang- actaully- decent budget Jap film- it did some GOOD business at the box office.
ChrisLee: "in the future, Japanese youth are out of control.... so randomly a junior high class is selected to by dropped off on a desert isle"
IvanStang: I was able to quit the worst cig habit on Earth by quiting working for 3 months -- well, MUCH working -- and using the patches, and fropping at thrice normal pace, and going for long walks where I'd rant angrily at imaginary enemies, and I'd throw myself onto the bed and read hard sci fi, and after about 3 months, I became half sane again but without cigarets. But I couldn't touch even ONE, not ONE BUTT, not ONE "LAST" one, nothing. It was like amputating a body part. Took ab
IvanStang: about 6 months to get back to normal.
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ChrisLee: "each is given three days of rations and gear, and a random weapon... last one alive is allowed to leave"
IvanStang: Chris -- sounds like a good social engineering idea.
ChrisLee: yep
kevbob: Temptation Island, where the olny Temptation is Murder!
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Jimbo: thats what i hear, 6 days for physical withdrawal, 6 months for mental withdrawal.
*** Mode change "+o RevChukRoast" on #subgenius by Jimbo
IvanStang: Yo Blackout! THEY BOuGHT THE METAL HEADS!!! The count is not quite in, but I think we sold like 6 of them. At least 3 for sure.
Jimbo: hi chuk
whybot: oh wait, you guys are talking about BATTLE ROYALE, right?
whybot: WOOO FUCKIN HOOOOOO!!!!!
RevSExmort: I got one and Sloth got one for sure.
IvanStang: Princess Wei has just gotten home, I'm gonna leave this recording as I have for the last 3 days
*** IvanStang is now known as Stang-spying
whybot: <does the chicken dance>
Rev_DJ_Epo: Fine... go consortwith your ubermate...
RevSExmort: My Metal Dobbs Head has a bent pipe from my accident.
Rev_DJ_Epo: lol
Stang-spyi: SEx -- is that a coy way of saying you're impotent?
whybot: I'll fix it for you when you mail it to me for the metal screen 2.0 upgrade kit installation
RevSExmort: lol
whybot: what accident?
RevSExmort: Well, not impotent, just tied.
RevSExmort: I was escaping with the 7 bladed windbreaker when my from tire stopped and I didn't
whybot: and the head was where?
RevSExmort: Damned good thing I was in full leather armor and wearing my mask. I may have gotten realllllllly hurt if not.
RevSExmort: Around my neck
whybot: BRA-VO!
whybot: <clap clap clap>
whybot: how fast were you going?
RevSExmort: Thank you
RevSExmort: About 5 or 10 mph maybe
Jimbo: bicycle speed
RevSExmort: yup
RevSExmort: I was on a bicycle
RevChukRoa: Nice pix at Fokti
RevSExmort: on the rocky dirt road
Jimbo: are any pics up from XDV?
whybot: I hate it when that happens
RevSExmort: Pix have been posted to alt.binaries
RevSExmort: I will post mine this weekend.
RevSExmort: Everything is this weekend
RevSExmort: pix and videos
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RevSExmort: TV!
RevSExmort: You never returned my mouse!
Televangel: is me
Televangel: i know
Televangel: it's here
RevSExmort: I know you know
RevSExmort: You liked it too much
Televangel: i need your address
Televangel: im
RevSExmort: nice excuse to get my address.
RevSExmort: but ok
Televangel: you know it
RevChukRoa: your mouse?
RevSExmort: revsexmortus@nyc.rr.com email me then I'll email you
whybot: it really WAS a mouse in his pocket?
RevChukRoa: a gun
RevSExmort: Yeah, she needed a mouse and I happened to have one....
RevSExmort: a bald mouse too.
Televangel: no way dude, i am way too spaced out still from the drive home and the many bangs to my head to write an email
RevSExmort: lol
Televangel: seriously, my ride home was wicked fucked up again this year
Televangel: i might have brain dammage
RevSExmort: wuhappen?
Televangel: a can of aerosol spray got me high but i didn't know it, my whole car was one big huffing rag, i still have very bad headaches today
RevSExmort: sheeeeet
Televangel: 8 hours of huffing
RevSExmort: and driving?
ChrisLee: anyone logging this? anyone can send me a copy of up to this point?
RevSExmort: I think I am
Televangel: i thought i was just tired and that was why i was falling asleep at the wheel and my eyes were going all blurry
ChrisLee: or, maybe a few sentences ago
bulldaddy: I've got a log since 21:57:10 EDT
Televangel: well, 8 hours of huffing, 6 of sleeping in a sealed car
ChrisLee: yeah, finem send me that, please
Televangel: car AKA huffrag
RevSExmort: damn
*** Mode change "+o Televangela" on #subgenius by RevChukRoast
RevSExmort: not to be rude but I am passing out as I type.
RevSExmort: I should go
RevSExmort: and so I shall
pm`: go where
Televangel: and when it FINALLY occured to me through my huffhaze what was up i had to drive another 50 miles to a rest stop to find the fucking cardboard box
Televangel: and that was at my highest and most spaced out
RevSExmort: y a cardboard box?
pm`: thabox
whybot: so you gonna tell us what was in the can?
RevSExmort: pm-sleep
Televangel: and some bitch convenience store worker gave me shit for unloading my car and taking a new cardboard box from the dumpster
Televangel: fucking bitch
Televangel: can full of workable fixative
whybot: ?
Televangel: art supply for charcoal sketching
Televangel: no smudg-o
RevSExmort: GNite TV - and all - I PM'ed ya TV
whybot: clear coat, basically?
Televangel: no, workable=changeable, not clear coat
*** Signoff: RevSExmortus (Do you smell that? I left it for you!)
Televangel: no smudge but still can work with it further it you MEAN to smudge it
Televangel: like with an eraser
whybot: still a nice fruity solvent bouquet, n'est pas?
Televangel: word
Televangel: i hurt in the heaf
Televangel: head
whybot: head loaf
*** Signoff: godmode0 (backtoo work)
Televangel: cl, it turns out that i still have cartoon network even though i downsized my cable bill
Rev_DJ_Epo: ok.....time to eat... be back in a bit
*** Rev_DJ_Epoch is now known as Epoch-Chow
Televangel: so if i start acting weird in the future, it's the brain dammage
Televangel: from the huffing
Televangel: really
RevChukRoa: weird in the future?
Televangel: exactluy
Televangel: if i suddenly do odd things....
whybot: but it will be the present then so how will we know?
RevChukRoa: Why be normal ?
whybot: I thought you always did odd things,,,,,
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whybot: I thought that was the kicker
RevChukRoa: I do odd things always
Televangel: not me
Televangel: i'm pretty boring
whybot: I think that denying the odd things is one of the signs you told us to watch out for
RevChukRoa: Oh yeah?
Televangel: i just found out i was voted weirdest in the CotSG, ain't that a fucked up situation to be in
Televangel: i never even got a ribbon at the bobbie awards
RevChukRoa: Be weird Babe but be careful
Televangel: of what?
RevChukRoa: who knows
Televangel: aerosol cans
RevChukRoa: for sure
whybot: I got best unmasker for 2 years straight and I'm not even sure what it means
Televangel: i dunno
whybot: let alone GET SOMETHING for it
whybot: I didn't know what it was but I feel CHEATED out of it
Televangel: my newsgroups are broken, anyone got any pics of me?
RevChukRoa: No but I wish I did
RevChukRoa: ;)
bulldaddy: TV: ttp://public.fotki.com/gburgyan/subgenius/xd5/
bulldaddy: I saw several of you there.
Televangel: i can't see what hap[pened at xday, i want to know what i did while i wasn't watchiong
Lilith is gone, 30 Minute Auto Away
pm`: puff puff
RevChukRoa: You had too much fun
RevChukRoa: Back in a bit
Televangel: please give url again
bulldaddy: ttp://public.fotki.com/gburgyan/subgenius/xd5/
Televangel: with the h
bulldaddy: http://public.fotki.com/gburgyan/subgenius/xd5/
bulldaddy: D'oh.
Televangel: please
*** RevChukRoast is now known as Revchukaway
bulldaddy can't opy and aste orrectly.
Televangel: i had fun? oh good
*** Signoff: kevbob (the system is down)
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Lenny: Lenny sends oral gratification to all!
whybot: <quickly dons full body condom>
chaosisrae: Look out, Squiggy's behind you!
Televangel: any other links to pics?
Lilith is back
Lilith: Whybot: "Unmasker" refers to those of us who are tactical flamers on alt.slack. Hence, you, me, and Nenslo got it.
whybot: Lenny: guess where we been?
Lilith: Chaos: You'll have to try harder to become one of the Unmaskers.
whybot: LAverne: the FOOLS CONVENTION?
Lenny: ???
whybot: Squiggy: HUH! I WISH!
Televangel: i can't read the damn screen, man
Televangel: why me?
whybot: oh, it's a euphemism for ARSEHOLE!
Televangel: my eyes still aren't back to normal
Lenny: OK, I picked a REAL screenname today, BRB
chaosisrae: Lil...only because I use the word "Tactical" too much...
whybot: no WONDER I got it!
Televangel: NOTHING IS
*** Signoff: Lenny (Leaving)
*** Leonard_the_Com (jirc@24.247.230.124.tvc.mi.chartermi.net) has joined channel #subgenius
Televangel: my house is such a mess
whybot: look out Squiggy_the_com is right behind you!
Leonard_th: Leonard the Committed
Televangel: i did find one pic of me i like
Televangel: i wiwsh my damn newsgroups were working
Televangel: i wanna see the mess
Leonard_th: Maybe I can help Tele, give me two minutes
Televangel: tv is easier than tele and it makes me feel less like i am a member of the player's club
Televangel: that's creepy
Cozmodiar waves
Cozmodiar: hi evangela!
Televangel: hi coz
Televangel: when does my homeboy get home?
Cozmodiar: tomorrow i thinks
Cozmodiar: you gots his digits?
Televangel: i got an email from a truckstop
Televangel: no digits
Cozmodiar: i think he emailed you from here too
Televangel: oh?
Cozmodiar: he'll be workin' da emails when he gets home
Televangel: ain't got that
Cozmodiar: i know that f0r sure
Televangel: workin emails to me or just peeps in gen.?
*** Signoff: whybot (ARRRRR!!! WHERE BE ME SEA BISCUIT?)
Cozmodiar: you i bet
Cozmodiar: i know you rocked his socks
Cozmodiar: not in a sappy way though
Televangel: im that shit, that was so filthy, i expected more appropriate conversation from you coz
Cozmodiar: what was so filthy?
Cozmodiar: more appropriate to what end?
Televangel: i rocked no socks
Cozmodiar eats a booger
Cozmodiar: ui had a blast meeting you
Televangel: no socks were rocked, you can check the tapes of the tv show
Cozmodiar dances around
Cozmodiar: wheeeeee
Televangel: baby food was eaten of tits, but no socks were rocked
Cozmodiar: i like jellybeans
Televangel: of=off
Cozmodiar: ii'm not wearing any socks
Televangel: me neither
Televangel: i have numbness in my extremities
Televangel: damn aerosol cans
Televangel: HUFF HUFF
Cozmodiar: i heard
Cozmodiar: that shit sucks
Televangel: word
Televangel: how'd you hear?
Cozmodiar: i was just in contorted yogic positions in the back seat all the way home
Cozmodiar: i'm clarivoyant
Cozmodiar: or soemthing
Televangel: coz, look at your im
*** Signoff: ChrisLee ()
Cozmodiar: roger, 10-4
Televangel: i want farrah fawcett hair
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*** Mode change "+o Phloighd" on #subgenius by ChanServ
Phloighd: FUCKING NICOTENE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
Phloighd: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Cozmodiar: that sucks yo
chaosisrae: ....
Phloighd: I want it out of my system NOW
Phloighd: nownownownownownownownownownownownow
Phloighd stuffs seventeen potato chips into his mouth
Cozmodiar: yehAW YEHAW
Cozmodiar: YEAH BUDDY~
Phloighd: You just want me to get fat like you so you can pretend to be me and score with my woman
Phloighd: I'm onto you
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Phloighd: how cracked?
Cozmodiar: eh?
Cracked_Sk: Hey coz
Cozmodiar: yer a rightous pimp, heavy P
Phloighd: uh huh
Cracked_Sk: its pharoah
Cozmodiar: HEY! OPHAOROAH
*** Mode change "+o Cracked_Skull" on #subgenius by Cozmodiar
Phloighd glances at the ash stains on his desk and grits his teeth
Cozmodiar: YOU MANIAC!
Cozmodiar: how's it going
Cracked_Sk: Damn straight!!!!
Cracked_Sk: Good!
Phloighd: hi Pharoah GIVE ME A FUCKING CIGARETTE how are you doon YOU FUCKING BASTARD
Cracked_Sk: well come on over, i have plenty
Phloighd screams inside
Phloighd: DON'T TELL ME THAT
Cracked_Sk: yes, I am the keeper of the nicotine
Phloighd: finished my tater chips
Cozmodiar: CHICKEN BUTT
Phloighd: more gun
Cracked_Sk: LOL
Phloighd: er
Phloighd: gum
Phloighd: little Phloighdian slip there
Cracked_Sk: Whats up with you Coz?
Cozmodiar: maaaaaaaahn
Phloighd: Arthur, the chinese art teacher/frog watcher, kept calling me Phroid
Cozmodiar: i've been eating lasangya and chinese food all day long
Cozmodiar: soaking up the slack
Cracked_Sk: oh my
Cracked_Sk: slackfest galore
Cozmodiar: been recording stuff all day too
Cracked_Sk: nice
Cracked_Sk: new material?
Cozmodiar: yup
AKA: hmmm 11:43
Cozmodiar: stuff in a 5/8 time signature
Cozmodiar: i'm playing aroudn with it today
Cracked_Sk: I listened to your CD on the way back home, it was out there!
Cracked_Sk: I like it!
Cozmodiar: woohooooo!
Cozmodiar: i'm glad
Phloighd takes a tiny hammer and hits himself repeatedly
Cracked_Sk: i also went to the website and found it to be very interesting
Cozmodiar: WE RANDOMLY SOLD A CD TO A WENDY'S EMPLOYEEE ON THE WAY HOME
AKA takes a very big hammer and joins in on the hitting-of-phloighd
Cracked_Sk: Thats awesome
Cozmodiar: he asked what sort of party we were at that had such cool bracelets
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Cracked_Sk: where at?
Phloighd: yeah, beat me
Phloighd: please
Epoch-Chow bangs his head on the edge of the console rythmically to an imaginary beat
Phloighd: it'll make me forget that I WANT A FUCKING CIGARETTE
Cracked_Sk: LOL
Phloighd: beat me in my desire for nicotene
Lenny: TV, try this link for pics. Just click on a file name to view it
Cracked_Sk: come here, I have the cigarettes you crave!!!!!!!!
Lilith: HNEE
Televangel: i am smoking in ten
Televangel: nine
Televangel: eight
Cozmodiar: eight
Televangel: 7
Lenny: http://24.247.230.124:8080/xdv
Cozmodiar: heya lenny
Cozmodiar: how's it oging man
Cracked_Sk: 2 1/2
Phloighd: fourteen
Televangel: hold the count
Lenny: messin round
Phloighd: eleventy twelve
Televangel: hold the count
Televangel: hold the count
Televangel: hold the count
Epoch-Chow: twenty 64
Televangel: ok, found the pack
Phloighd: I think I'll pretend to have Tourette's all next year
Televangel: re-establish randumb nubber yelling
Epoch-Chow: count holding at t minus whatever
Phloighd: so I can go around shouting things like WHORE and BULLY FAGGOT alla time
Epoch-Chow: and CHOAD!
Televangel: I KICK A PONY
Televangel: IN THE CUNT
Phloighd: hey poch -- I did end up having flashing lights on the shield at one point.
Cozmodiar: I KICK PONIES
Televangel: I AM NOT WEIRD
Phloighd: One of the pagan vendors had little flashing lights which worked with magnets
chaosisrae: Phloi...if yer actually quitting.....yer gonna be like THAT for three weeks or so.
Epoch-Chow: yah?
Epoch-Chow: coolness
Televangel: those were hot
Phloighd: NO I'M GOING TO GET ALL THE FUCKING HATRED OUT RIGHT NOW
Lenny: I can hear someone looking at pics....
Televangel: but he was sketchy as fuck
chaosisrae: after that--or so I've heard--you just end up looking fried like Stang.
Epoch-Chow: is it just me, or does everyone today feel like KILLNG SOMETHING FOR NO FUCKING GOOD REASON??!!?
Phloighd: NOBODY LIKES ME ANYWAY SO I MIGHT AS WELL BE AN ASSHOLE
Televangel: ME TOO
Cracked_Sk: yes
Televangel: I HATE EVERYTHING
Phloighd: yes
chaosisrae: Wouldn't know myself, I gave up quitting 5 years ago.
AKA: ahhhh I put in my addictive contacts
Cracked_Sk: so why don't we all go out and kill something righht now?
Televangel: NOBODY LIKES ME EITHER
AKA: now I can try to find my addictive glasses.
Epoch-Chow: I HATE MEE TWOOO
Televangel: FUCK YOU ALL
Phloighd: I don't like the way my lungs feel
Televangel: EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS
Televangel: I HATE YOU ALL, ANYWAY
Cracked_Sk: I like shit
Epoch-Chow: NO FUCK YEW ALLZ
Cozmodiar: wow, i like good vibes. i guess i'mn out of style
Cracked_Sk: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Phloighd decides not to go house on Evangela.
AKA hearts those who hate 'im
pm`: __ _
pm`: / _|_ _ ___| | __ _ _ _ _ ___
pm`: | |_| | | |/ __| |/ / | | | | | | |/ _ \
pm`: | _| |_| | (__| < | |_| | |_| | (_) |
pm`: |_| \__,_|\___|_|\_\ \__, |\__,_|\___/
pm`: |___/
Phloighd: <snort>
Phloighd: LEARN TO SPELL
Cracked_Sk: lovely
Phloighd: moron
pm`: hee haw
Televangel: SOMEONE OUT HOUSED US ALL, PHLOIGHD
Epoch-Chow: HAHAH\
Televangel: LOOK
*** Mode change "-l" on #subgenius by Cozmodiar
Phloighd: speak for yourself.
Televangel: hehehehehe
Televangel: huh?
Epoch-Chow: BITE MY CHOAD YOU SCROTES!
Televangel: what?
Cozmodiar: SOCRATES CAN CHEW MY LOAD
chaosisrae: "House" is a verb?
Cozmodiar: house is a cOOOL verb, m aaaaaaaaaan
Phloighd: "to go house"
Phloighd: er
Phloighd: to "go house"
Cozmodiar: man, we went house on his ass
Phloighd: yeah
Phloighd: zactly
Televangel: i was threatened with a housing in elementary
Televangel: repeatedly
Epoch-Chow: homey gonna go house you up BAD mofo
Televangel: and all i did was be ugly
Phloighd: sad
Phloighd: who can I kill?
Phloighd: let's see
Phloighd: I could go find a vagrant
*** Televangela is now known as TV
Phloighd feels the energy course through his fingers
chaosisrael is very confused by this east coast jargon
Epoch-Chow: kill me// my life is shit right now anyway and I could use the change
Phloighd: Yeah, well. It was californians that made me start saying "hella"
TV: that's a good feeling
Phloighd: and I've never forgiven you
chaosisrae: Similar to "to go apeshit"?
Phloighd: Quite.
*** Signoff: Lenny (Leaving)
chaosisrae: Ah.
AKA: the first person that I knew who said "hella" was a texan
Epoch-Chow: KILL ME YA SLAB-SIDED BACON-LOVIN KROD!
Lilith: http://foolspress.com/mp3exp/ <== Check out the "Seconds" MP3s--new sound fuckery!
AKA: and that was uhmmm... 15 years ago.
TV: ok, i'm all about the good vibes again
Phloighd: Hey, I know who I can kill. Nobody loves Vagabond. Many would drink to her death.
Phloighd: Unfortunately, she's more than half the country away
TV: killing is sad
Cracked_Sk: no its not
Phloighd: BUT IN MY NICOTENE DRAINED STATE i CAN MAKE THE DRIVE IN A COUPLE HOURS
Cracked_Sk: its a beautiful thing
Phloighd: not really.
Phloighd: it's all slippery
TV: i'd give you a cig
Epoch-Chow: ok
Epoch-Chow: fine
*** Signoff: magdalen (kill requested by owner)
Epoch-Chow: DON'T kill me
Phloighd: I don't want a cig, that's the POINT
Epoch-Chow: see if I give a damn
TV: oh, sorry, i didn't know
Phloighd: what, you beg for death, here and now?
Cozmodiar: CRACK CRACK
TV: i missed that
Cozmodiar: we neewd more crack
Cozmodiar: i love this show
TV: what show?
Epoch-Chow: yes
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Epoch-Chow: KILL ME
*** Mode change "+o magdalen" on #subgenius by Cozmodiar
Cozmodiar: howdy mag
Lilith: http://foolspress.com/mp3exp/115.5%20Seconds.mp3 <==
*** Epoch-Chow is now known as Epochalyptic
Epochalypt: hey mags
Lilith: http://foolspress.com/mp3exp/115.5%20Seconds.mp3 <== "BOB" HA-HA!!!
magdalen: hi
magdalen: what's up?
Phloighd: Not much
Cozmodiar dances a little jig
Phloighd: the XDay Yahoo Group awaits your ideas for next year
Epochalyptic bangs his head some more on the console
Cracked_Sk: DANCE YOU MANIAC!!!!!!!!!!!
magdalen: cool
magdalen: what's the info on that?
Phloighd: FUCKING NICOTENE
magdalen: any newcomers in here?
Lilith: Mags: I just made new sound fuckery. There's this Mac sound widget called Slycer, and I used that in conjunction with SoundEdit 16 to make NEW SOUND SCULPTURES FROM THE NETHER REGIONS.
Cracked_Sk: I'm new
magdalen: I told a bunch of kids from xday how to get on here
Cozmodiar: yea
Phloighd: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Xday/
Cozmodiar: irc is weird pharoa
Cozmodiar: you'll figure it out pretty quick though
Cracked_Sk: yeah, it is
Cracked_Sk: I have a grasp of it already
Epochalypt: figure out IRC??
Cracked_Sk: I'm no expert but its all falling into place
Cozmodiar: right on
Cozmodiar: s'how it should be
Epochalypt: hell, even *I* haven't figured out IRC, and I've been on it for 5 fuggin years
magdalen: but we still have to teach you all the cool parts!
magdalen: you can double click on someone's name to speak to them privately
Cracked_Sk: yes, that would be nice
Cracked_Sk: cool
Phloighd: yeah, like how to molest little children in third world countries through specific keystrokes
AKA: all you need to know is /join /list /quit /server and sometimes, /mode
Phloighd: nnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg
magdalen: control k allows you to select colors
magdalen: to type in
AKA: oh yeah, /msg
Phloighd: nnnggggggghaaaaaaaaaa, I want a PONY
magdalen: but linux users don't see the colors
Cracked_Sk: cool
Phloighd: puhpuhpuhPRETTY PONY
magdalen: they just see gibberish and it makes them mad
magdalen: but fuck them
Cracked_Sk: why don't they?
Epochalypt: fuck the pony... I was ass
Phloighd: because they suck
magdalen shrugs
TV: i'm a tv
Phloighd: because they're inferior
Cozmodiar: i love this show
TV: mags
TV: mags
Epochalypt: err...I WANT ass
magdalen: oh yeah you can type /me and then an action to do an action like shrugging
AKA: mags, all we really see is a sign that says "I, the color user, are a complete and utter idiot."
chaosisrae: Because Linux is actually an alternate dimension.
Cracked_Sk: I did not know that
Cracked_Sk: it is
Cracked_Sk: OH MY!
TV: fuck the pony, i was ass? that's a great quote
Cozmodiar: i love this show
Phloighd: I want uberfemme ass.... but I gotta bird-dog my own 'cause nobody'll lemme borry theirs
Cozmodiar: Bob?
Epochalypt: damit, not was... WANT
Phloighd: NNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Epochalypt: now get off my pony
TV: mags
Epochalypt: err....ass
magdalen: I don't want to go to bed because when I wake up vacation will be over and I will have to do work!
Cozmodiar: i kick ponies
magdalen: TV: yes?
chaosisrae: Yes, they're trying to take over normal space, and turn us into Borg just like them.
Cozmodiar: televeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeengela
TV: mags, iyou left before i got to give you and jesus your gift box
magdalen: oh!
magdalen: well you can send it to the PO box
magdalen: how fast can you guys type the new address?
Epochalypt: kil me kill me kill me killme killme killme
TV: i will, most of it is for conbo
magdalen: I'm sorry about that
Lilith: POBOX204206 AUSTINTX78720
magdalen: we didn't exactly know when we would be leaving
magdalen gives Lilith a cookie!
TV: phloighd
Lilith: Nummy, cookie!
Phloighd: what
Phloighd: NGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS
Phloighd gibbers
TV: i read about bob getting stolen
Epochalyptic shoots a tranq dart into phloighd's ass
Phloighd: IT WASN'T ME
Epochalyptic shoots a tranq dart into his own ass as well
TV: my newsgroup will look at slack but not binary slack
Cracked_Sk: yes it was
Phloighd: NO MATTER WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE
Phloighd: you fucking liar
Cracked_Sk: FUCK
Phloighd: EYE KEEL JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TV: phloighd
Epochalypt: I STOLE "BOB". AND I WASN'T EVEN FUGGIN THERE!
chaosisrae: Wrong XDay, Phloighd.
Phloighd: NNNNNNNNNNNGAHHHHHHHHHH, I can't help it if they ALL HAPPEN AT THE SAME TIME in my HEAD
chaosisrae: You're the scapegoat NEXT Year.
magdalen: Cracked_Skull: were you at X-Day?
Lilith: np: The Tiger Lillys, "Banging In The Nails" (Popess Lilith Extreme Industrial Death Noise Remix)
Cracked_Sk: yes, it was my first
magdalen: oh yeah another cool thing is that you can start to type a nick and then push tab to complete the name
Epochalypt: hell, I'm a scapegoat 24/7 in this damned dmension
Cracked_Sk: cool!
magdalen: but you have to make sure to type enough letters to allow it to figure out what name you mean
Cracked_Sk: I really had a good time at X-Day
Phloighd: yeah so you can be LAZY and not learn how to spell my name
magdalen: yeah I just type P for you
Phloighd: fucking fuck fuck
magdalen: all the Revs are mjore work
chaosisrae: floyd
TV: i am a scapegoat for all the things my other personalities, er channels, do while i am not looking
Epochalypt: fuck what?
AKA: gee, thats funny when I push tab... it just flips me to another program
Phloighd: YEAH, who talkes to MIKE anyway
Phloighd: fuck this shit.
magdalen: fuck em if they can't take a joke
Cracked_Sk: don't, its mesy
Phloighd: fuck'em if they don't like me
Cracked_Sk: YEAH
magdalen: heh
Epochalypt: hell, just last night I was channeling for George wallace.... talk about BUMMING ME OUT!
Phloighd: the racist who ran for president?
Phloighd: that wallace?
Epochalypt: fuck em in the eye socket
TV: channels, not personalities, i am a tv, dammit, i'm not crazy
magdalen: no more bumming out talk! no more not liking, no more concussions, no more george wallace!
Epochalypt: yes
magdalen: only sextalk and "Bob"talk!
AKA grabs ahold of TV's remote.
magdalen: and free hat!
Epochalypt: and you know wat? GW WAS TRUELY A FUCKED UP INDIVIDUAL
TV: my concussion got worse when i drove home in the huffragmobile
Phloighd: Okay then; dates for next year are the 3rd through the 6th is that correct?
magdalen: you don't have a concussion
Epochalypt: free hat!
magdalen: if you did you'd be dead by now
AKA drops the remote in order to get a free hat
magdalen: and you're not
Cracked_Sk: WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Phloighd: FREE HATE!!!!!!
Phloighd: ER
magdalen: heh
Phloighd: I really did mean HAT
Cracked_Sk: FREE HAM
magdalen: that too
Epochalypt: HATE FREE!!!!
Cracked_Sk: FREE TIBET!
Epochalypt: free ass
TV: god, my head hurts so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cracked_Sk: SUGAR FREE
Phloighd: IT'S BECAUSE, like you INSISTED, you are INSANE
Epochalypt: + $3.50 for shipping and handling
magdalen: TV: you been takin them happy pills?
magdalen: HEY!
Epochalypt: BUY 1 TIBET, GET ONE FREE!
Cozmodiar: i shower now
magdalen: the Lord has been thinkin and thinkin of who we could bring in to attract people for next year!
TV: mags, i drove home in a huffragmobile and now i hurt bad
Phloighd: oooh, I want a tibet
magdalen: NOW I KNOW!
Phloighd: who?
Cracked_Sk: ACT NOW! SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED
magdalen: THE DALAI LLAMA!!!!!!
Phloighd: <snort>
Phloighd: yeah
TV: my whole car was........................oh, it hurts, someone else explain it to her
AKA: uhmm...
Phloighd: we wanna kill 99.9% of huymanity
magdalen: no throwing things at the dalai llama!
Phloighd: he'd love us
magdalen: not even whip cream
TV: i need a break for temple rubbing
Lilith: To repeat for those who give a shit: New audio fuckery at http://foolspress.com/mp3exp/
Epochalypt: FREE SEX!
AKA: woohoo!! rubbing her temple!
magdalen: heh
Phloighd: and for those who gave a shit, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Xday
AKA: lets bring in uhhm...
magdalen: I always forget my yahoo signin
Epochalypt: TV... go by a fire station and take a couple of hits off their oxygen tank
TV: aaaaaaaaaaaah, clever
magdalen: it's not what I think it is
TV: but stations are for radio, not tv
TV: tv has channels
Phloighd: goddamn it, I have to keep typing to keep my hands occupied so I DON't start RIPPING BIG CHUNKS out of my DESK
magdalen: that's deep, TV
TV: no fire stations here
Phloighd: or MASTURBATING which is starting to CHAFE
magdalen: you quitting smoking, Phloighd?
TV: thanks mags
Phloighd: yes
Epochalypt: and for anyone else who give a flying fuck... http:// www.goatrape.com
Phloighd: YES
magdalen: heh
magdalen: sucker
Epochalypt: eh... no fre stations???
Phloighd: WEAK-LUNGED ADDICT
TV: fire channel # being pressed right now
magdalen: why don't you get some medicine to quit? nobody goes cold turkey any more
Epochalypt: where the hell do you go to buy a good fire then???
magdalen: that's sooooo eighties
Phloighd: I'M FUCKING BROKE
TV takes an oxytug
magdalen: oh
magdalen: fucking replublicans
AKA: no insurance, phloighd?
Phloighd: I spent all my money on SUPPLIES for KILLER to entertain all the GEEKS YOU HATE
Phloighd: nope
magdalen: nobody gots no insurance because of those fuckers
TV: channel # subg being pressed again
magdalen: they were gonna give everybody insurance but them republicans shot it down and then made it look like bubba's fault
Epochalypt: FUCKING SCUMWORM ENRON-FELTCHING POLITICIANS, PERIOD!
TV returns to the moron show
Phloighd: go with your strengths
magdalen: and them all held together with high tech string and duct tape by the very best doctors in the world
magdalen: fuckers
Phloighd: duct tape
Phloighd: good stuff
Cracked_Sk: gaff is good too
Phloighd: but it doesn't CURE LYMPHOMAS
magdalen: but I did learn at X-Day that there is at least one republican SubGenius, which I guess you know there theoretically had to be
Phloighd: oh yeah
Phloighd: well
Epochalyptic gets all confused-lookoing and stuf
TV: my strengths? the moron show's cast is you all, #subg
Phloighd: it all goes back to that "what is conservative" stuff
magdalen: brb, I have to go "tuck the Lord in"
Epochalyptic moons TV
Phloighd: make sure you wipe your chin
Phloighd: <duck>
Cracked_Sk: quack
Epochalypt: he hanging out of his britches again?
magdalen: but I am not going to sleep because tomorrow is the beginning of not-vacation time
Epochalypt: don't that boy know how to zip up his fly?
Phloighd: THUS, your vacation STILL CONTINUES
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Phloighd: Hi Rabbi
Epochalypt: hey rabbs
*** Phloighd is now known as NiccingPhloighd
Rabbi: Whoa! I just ducked my head in on a whim!
TV: i can't handle this anymore, i don't understand the dynamic of the angre in the room, i'm off to bed
chaosisrae: phloighd: I *was* planning to send a tape recorder to B'Wood, with a tape that said "This is a tactical nuclear device; you're ALL dead"...I figured, what with the times....and the logistics involved it'd be a *bad8 idea, though.
Lilith: reRabbs!
Epochalyptic licks TV in friendship and stuff
*** TV is now known as TV_OFF
NiccingPhl: CI -- heh. That would've fit alright
NiccingPhl: hey, here's someone to LAUGH AT http://www.livejournal.com/talkpost.bml?journal=super_friends&itemid=4458l
NiccingPhl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rabbi: Lil! How are you and the mispocha doing?
Epochalyptic just wants to fuckin rip something apart
NiccingPhl: here's a clue, MORON, spiderman's DICK AND BALLS were INSIDE THE COSTUME
Lilith: The mispocha got onto the train to Seattle from Chicago this afternoon.
Rabbi: Tell Becklin I would have bid on his tooth if I had been at the auction.
Lilith: I've been occupying myself making weird noises and audio fuckery: http://foolspress.com/mp3exp/
Epochalypt: ok phloighd... I am nhow officially grossed pout
Lilith: Rabbi: Next I see him, I will. He is staying in Columbus for a month, however.
Epochalypt: grossed out even
*** Stang-spying is now known as Stang
Epochalypt: heeeeeee's baaaaaaaaaaaaack
Stang: OH MY GOD!!! I just got off the phone with Chas!!! OH MY GOD!!!
Rabbi: I'm thinking of trying to make it to the Devival in Akron. That's next month, right?
Epochalypt: ????
Stang: Get ready for MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR league gossip!
Epochalypt: WHAT???
Stang: Gird your loins!
Epochalypt: WHAT???
Cracked_Sk: YES, I will!
Epochalypt: WHAT??? WHAT??? WHAT???
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Stang: A tale of sordid blowjobs in the dead of night discovered by Chas when he tried to get into his van!
*** Epochalyptic is now known as Rev_DJ_Epoch
NiccingPhl: OOOOOH.
NiccingPhl: kink is good
Lilith: Hmm?
Rev_DJ_Epo: don't tell me.... the sea hag
Rabbi: They were IN his van?
Stang: All the lurkers must pay attention, stop your IMing!
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Cracked_Sk: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, alright
bulldaddy: Uniblab is Republican....but that's probably obvious.
Stang: This must remain secret, never ever to leave this IRC channel! Erase all logs!
NiccingPhl: ha! yeah right
Stang: Chas has seen a lot but this was the weirdest EVER!
Lilith: I'm fixing a sammich but will log then destroy.
*** Lilith is now known as Lil-FOOD
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Stang: He's FINALLY about to crash -- thinking the Base is empty....
Rabbi rolls her eyes at the melodrama but awaits with much anticipation
Cracked_Sk: Hey, can i proclaim myself Minister of Propaganda for South Jersey?
Stang: It's like 5:30 in the morning, fog everywhere. He had been in the secret hot tub with me and Wei and Legume .
Cozmodiar: YES
Cozmodiar: woohoooo
Cozmodiar: go pharoa
Stang: So he's ready to chill out and he needs something from his van, which also has a bed like thing in it.
Cracked_Sk: THANK YOU COZ
Cracked_Sk: hallelijuia
Cracked_Sk: or something
Rabbi: GO ON!!!
Rev_DJ_Epo: yes??
NiccingPhl: lemme guess, legume was getting it up the butt from Zorro
Stang: And he hears this gross sort of inhuman buttfucking-sort of sound in there, deep grunting,
Cozmodiar: amen
Cozmodiar: Rabbi
Rev_DJ_Epo: YES??!!
Cozmodiar: you're such a nymph
bulldaddy: I think everybody heard that.
Stang: He doesn't want to pester anyone but he really needs the whatever from the van, a key or something, and what the fuck are they doing in his van anyway?
Rabbi: Good point.
NiccingPhl: yeah, goddamn it, fucking kids
Rev_DJ_Epo: AND??!?
Stang: So he turns on his flashlight and creaks the door open and says "Hey, uh" and peeks in.
GovRocknar: AND that's it!
Cozmodiar: AND THEN?
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Rev_DJ_Epo: ??!?!?
NiccingPhl: zorro! fucking legume! up the ass!
Stang: And who is doing the blowjob thing but EL GORDO and...
Rev_DJ_Epo: AND??!?!
Stang: PRINCESS PARTY GIRL!
Rabbi: I was waiting for something along those lines.
Rev_DJ_Epo: WTF???
NiccingPhl: party girl?
NiccingPhl: trying desperately to remember
NiccingPhl: so I know who will give me blowjobs in the back of someone else's van
Rev_DJ_Epo: you mean the two theat were sworn enemies???
Rev_DJ_Epo: the two that hated each other with aflaming scarlet passion????
Revchukawa: ?nick RevChukRoasted
Stang: Princess Party Girl had this BRIGHT GREEN HAIR and piercings under her NOSE, and a fucking FGIVE O'CLOCK SHADOW, huge gut, thick legs, she was waving a toy gun at ESO all during their concert.
*** Revchukaway is now known as RevChukRoasted
NiccingPhl: I missed ESO. I was on a date with Barbie Geddyn.
chaosisrae: Sot they hate each other...Doesn't mean they can't get it on....
Stang: She got up on stage during the Super Hero Ball and acted all sluttish and fucked up -- she didn't even "get" the "theme"
*** Lil-FOOD is now known as Lilith
RevChukRoa: Hiya Lil ...Congrats
Lilith: Thanks Chuk!
Cozmodiar: DIE DIE DIE PARTY GIRL
Stang: I'm glad El Gordo was able to get his nut, but SHEESH, I would think Princess Party Girl would be too low for even him to stoop.
Cozmodiar: LONG LIVE EL GORDO
Cozmodiar: EL GORDO LIVES!!!!!
Rev_DJ_Epo: eeeeeeYUCK
Rabbi: It could be worse. Even Mojo got some.
Cozmodiar: EL GORDO LIVES!!!!!
Lilith: np: Enslaved, "Convoys To Nothingness" FUCKING ROCKS THE FUCK!!!
Cozmodiar: EL GORDO SLACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AKA: better her than the SubGeniusKlanSMan
Stang: She looks like something out of a horror comic book and is incredibly gross and vulgar. The horniest young SubGenius males and lesbians were shying away from her.
Lilith: I got some at XDV, once I knew there was no audience.
NiccingPhl: yeah, I think I remember her.
Stang: I think El Gordo must have a self-hate thing going, to fuck her.
TV_OFF: hold on, huh? i was brushing my teeth and saw all this stuff, WHAT THE FUCK?!
TV_OFF: eek
Stang: Well, anyway, I just wanted to let you all in on that shocking news -- don't spread it around, or at least don't tell 'em I told you.
*** TV_OFF is now known as TV
Rev_DJ_Epoch grabs an air-sick bag... and is still on the ground...
Lilith: Man, the whole THOUGHT of El Gordo having sex with ANYONE--and it is HER she got his hands on? Poor guy!!!
TV: hello stang
*** Stang is now known as Stang-spying
TV: er bye
Rabbi: Well, I show up here at random, and look at what I wander into!
Rev_DJ_Epo: he just HAD to get that out or explode one... hehehehe
Rev_DJ_Epo: heya TV
Lilith: Rabbi: ...A room full of SubGeniuses talking about fucked up shit?
TV: i thought if el gordo had sex it would be with the kittens
AKA: Well, Rabbi, you could have el gordo if you really want, I'm sure we can fend off princess party girl for you...
GovRocknar: Stang, I want you to hold a rescue saucer ticket reservation for the Sky Goddess Victoria V. Vale.
GovRocknar: that's her church name now
TV: i have no idea who princess party girl is
Rabbi: I was saving myself for my MAN back home.
Rev_DJ_Epo: after that, they'd have to delouse ElGordo for a week just to make him presentable again
AKA: even better lets send el gordo to her man back home..
Lilith: TV: I saw her at the Superhero Ball. Really hard on the eyes.
NiccingPhl: dood, there were SO MANY FUCKING MEN for the FEW women to choose from that Gordo probably rationalized it to himself very easily and I DON'T BLAME HIM
Rabbi: Lil- I don't know if you saw my posting to your report, but please keep the bracelet that was the "something borrowed."
TV: el gordo rocks out with the cock out, that guy is so cool, and he even got a bj, how many of you can say that?
Lilith: Rabbi: Thank you, I did see that and I thank you for the bracelet! *hugs*
TV: shit i didn't even get laid this year and el gordo did
Lilith: Now THERE is a sin.
pm`: DID THAT ASSHOLE REVPSYCH SHOW UP?
Sly|dinr: Stang: someone mentioend it before...but could I make my cat a rev. posthomously? or is that against church dogma?
Rev_DJ_Epoch has nightmares while awake and has trouble dealing with it all....
AKA: TV I hear you blew off your date.. so no complaining about not getting laid. :P
TV: date?
TV: what date?
NiccingPhl: you can do whatever you want
TV: that $25 guy date?
NiccingPhl: you're a fucking subgenius remember?
Rabbi: I'm still laughing about being singled out for a search at the airport. They got SUCH a kick out of the calendars when they found them in my carry-on.
TV: he was all covered in boils
AKA: boils?
Sly|dinr: well, he won't be selling anything for "Bob"
Rev_DJ_Epo: boils?
TV: he wanted me to lance them
RevBro-VT: Pustuals....
Rev_DJ_Epo: eeYUCK X2
AKA: what are you talking about, tv?
Sly|dinr: and it's just...well...to make sure he'll be with me on the Pleasure Saucers. he was a real good kitty.
Lilith: Rabbi: The security guys thought that this heavy-metal wall plaque could be used as a weapon, on account of the fake weapons and demonic head.
TV: i think they were actually pus things
TV: what date are you talking about?
AKA: uhmm well I dont know what you are talking about, but pastor craig bought you..
NiccingPhl: Otto laid out in the sun and got burnt so bad he had boils and blisters.
Rev_DJ_Epo: ooowww
NiccingPhl: did craig get more than one? he had Joy I know
TV: no, i gave myself willingly to a beautiful night of love pastor craig style, no money was exchanged
NiccingPhl: er, well,
RevChukRoa: thats a date
NiccingPhl: a beautiful night of love pastor craig style apparently involves nothing but discussing anime
Lilith: BRB, that sammich ALMOST hit the spot, so I have to try again.
RevChukRoa: still its date
TV: we like to call it animating the tv
RevChukRoa: a platonic date
TV: or watching cartoon network, oh yeah, baby
NiccingPhl: yeah well
Rev_DJ_Epoch bangs his head on console some more to try and feel.... something
NiccingPhl: my dates require VACCINATIONS
Cracked_Sk: AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE
NiccingPhl: nnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Rev_DJ_Epo: ouch
TV: pastor craig told me the strangest thing at the fire in tranq base
TV: i can't say it
Rev_DJ_Epo: I just got a cut on my forehead...
NiccingPhl: it happens
NiccingPhl: suck it up, soldier
Lilith: DJ: OWIE!
RevChukRoa: jut tease us then
NiccingPhl: c'mon
NiccingPhl: embarrassing secrets are being told
NiccingPhl: NOBODY LIKES ANYBODY ANYWAY, REALLY, so what does it matter
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NiccingPhl: maybe I'll gulp some SLEEPING PILLS and I'll be able to RELAX
Rabbi: I think I finally understood slack fully for the first time this past week. Man, the fact that I got through XD5 without a TENT or any food shows how much everyone did just about anything for me. I only slept in the same place twice, and that's because I fell over at Tranquility Base and felt so damn comfy and safe there. Chas is one of the best folks I've ever met.
Rev_DJ_Epoch finds the damned bandaids...
Lilith: Phl: I like Evangela.
Lilith: Rabbi: Maybe next year I will follow your example.
NiccingPhl: I like HITTING MYSELF with this little HAMMER in the back of the NECK
NiccingPhl: feels good
NiccingPhl: HELLO KEVBOB
Rev_DJ_Epo: try banging your head on the corner of a desk or console like me...
NiccingPhl: No
NiccingPhl: that would hurt
kevbob: HELLO LITTLE HAMMER HITTING YOUR NECK PHLOIGHD!
Rev_DJ_Epo: chickenshit
NiccingPhl: I prefer my little hammer
Rev_DJ_Epo: wuss
Rabbi: Lil- It was only an experiment to try out reactions to my new body. Next year I'll get a tent and stay near the Old Doctors by the showers.
RevBro-VT: "Bob" fuxed up good this time, cause next year, I'm coming with a Ryder truck, and I'm going to kick some Alien buttock!
NiccingPhl: come up here and say that, fat boy
NiccingPhl: speaking of which
NiccingPhl: next year
Rev_DJ_Epo: bite me scrote... here, have a CIGARETTE!!
kevbob: where is he, under your desk?
NiccingPhl: BRING BACK THE BLOODSPORT
RevChukRoa: How was the sound system?
magdalen: I'm back!
Rev_DJ_Epo: hy mags
NiccingPhl: I say whoever's game sign WAIVERS and put on GLOVES and HEADGEAR
kevbob: w00t
magdalen: hi kevbob
NiccingPhl: I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON, FUCKERS
RevChukRoa: Hey Mags
NiccingPhl: my nicotene-free body will be in prime shape to WHOOP ASS
Rev_DJ_Epo: go ahead...beat up on the crip with the rotator cuff injury and bad knees...
RevChukRoa: When you quit?
NiccingPhl: yeah yeah yeah
Rabbi: Mags, thanks again for throwing a fantastic party! How was your trip home?
RevBro-VT: All your cells are going to break down now that the nicotine has been removed...
Lilith: I have restored my slack, for I slept most of the day yesterday.
NiccingPhl: i LOVE YOU RABBI! but you're so pretty you make me NERVOUS
Lilith: I hate X-Days that are only HALF-slack.
kevbob: i thought she was so pretty that _you_ made _her_ nervous...
RevChukRoa: Phloighd..when did you kick?
NiccingPhl: maybe that was it
NiccingPhl: I DON'T KNOW
NiccingPhl: RIGHT FUCKING NOW
magdalen: sorry, had to catch up on the gossip
NiccingPhl: My last cigarrette was several hrs ago
Rev_DJ_Epo: dammit
Rev_DJ_Epo: can't drink...
RevChukRoa: Do yourself a favour
Rev_DJ_Epo: can't smoke...
RevChukRoa: Patch it
magdalen: the trip home was hell! TWO delays, each two hours long, and they lost our luggage
NiccingPhl: SEND ME MONEY and I WILL
Rabbi: Phloighd- There is no reason for you to be nervous when you have Pisces with you... unless you're afraid of ME AND PISCES? She did dub me the gayest straight woman she knows!
RevChukRoa: hey now
magdalen: but I was so full of slack that it was only a minor drag on my reserves
NiccingPhl: No, pretty girls always make me nervous and tongue-tied because I'm just a little geekboy
Rev_DJ_Epo: I'd like to go out and get knee-walking blitzed ........
Rabbi: Magdalen- My flight was delayed over an hour and then I got searched. The guys loved the calendars!
Rev_DJ_Epo: except I hate hospitals...
magdalen: heh
NiccingPhl: Me too, but I know some fool would LISTEN to me when I beg for A SMOKE
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kevbob: noone listens to you phloighd, the lack of nicotine has made you delerious.
magdalen: a little duct tape can fix up that begging
chaosisrae: Oh, so it's like *that* with you, mags?
Asquire: MY DAD GOT OUTTA JAIL TODAY weeeee!
magdalen: heh
chaosisrae: :)
Rev_DJ_Epo: and besides.... I'm at the damned orfice...errr...office and can't do jack squat right now anyway except be bored
RevSector: magdalen: as can a little hydrogen cyanide.
magdalen: uh, that's a good thing, right Asquire?
Asquire: yeah
magdalen: yay!
Rabbi: Okay, it's fucking late now. Must attempt sleep.
Rev_DJ_Epo: seeyaa Rabbi
Asquire: he was given a DUI for driving up the street on a 4wheeler, peh
kevbob: sleep some for use who can;t, rabbs.
Rabbi yawns delicately
RevSector: magdalen: and I'm willing to bet that the HCN will work for a longer period of time.
NiccingPhl: yeah
Rev_DJ_Epo: alright asquire
RevSector: cya, rabbi.
NiccingPhl: FUCK SLEEP
Rabbi: Later!
*** Rabbi has left channel #subgenius
NiccingPhl: gawd I wish I could sleep
Rev_DJ_Epo: ????
NiccingPhl: bye rabbs
NiccingPhl: shit
magdalen: no sleep for the wicked!
magdalen: or the sexually depraved!
kevbob: no sleep for the MOTHERFUCKING HOT.
RevSector: NiccingPhloighd: KILL SLEEP
NiccingPhl: yeah, no shit
magdalen: or the voyeurs of the sexually depraved
Rev_DJ_Epo: DUI...on a 4 wheel rec vehicle??
NiccingPhl: except it's raining here
NiccingPhl: a good thing
Rev_DJ_Epo: sexually deprived you mena....
NiccingPhl: You be good or I put a link here to a NAKED SPIDERMAN GUY
Rev_DJ_Epo: Dobbs-dammit
Lilith: ONE MORE TIME!!! np: Enslaved, "Wotan"
magdalen: heh, them either
Asquire: well all, im gonna go to sleep ....slack for all and to all a lay
magdalen: gnight Asquire
NiccingPhl: g'nite sauire
Rev_DJ_Epo: seeya asquire
NiccingPhl: ass queer
*** Asquire is now known as Asquire-ZZZzzz
RevSector: Asquire: nn.
NiccingPhl: nn?
NiccingPhl: what's nn?
NiccingPhl: Never Nubile?
Lilith: Night-Night.
Rev_DJ_Epo: Neener Neener?
NiccingPhl: ah
Asquire-ZZ: Wiener?
kevbob: nice nicotine?
magdalen: heh
NiccingPhl: FUCK YOU KEV
NiccingPhl: NNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
kevbob: YES PLEASE AND MORE OF THE COCK GUGUGUGGGLGLGLGUGLGLGUIG!
Asquire-ZZ: cock???
NiccingPhl: yeah, that's right, BEG FOR IT
RevSector: blah. another 600 kb of this crap to download.
Rev_DJ_Epo: Novocaine Nosher?
Asquire-ZZ: okay...im gone
NiccingPhl: Nasty Night Nurse
magdalen: whoah I can't believe kevbob just said cock!
NiccingPhl: Nasty Nubian Night Nurses
NiccingPhl: from Norway
kevbob: cock cock cock cock cock of the walk cock.
Rev_DJ_Epo: Nawibian Nerfherders
magdalen: whoah!
magdalen: my corrupting influence is finally bearing fruit after all these years
magdalen: I suspect kevbob has gotten into the whiskey too!
pm`: ok?
Rev_DJ_Epo: NEMATODE NUNLICKERS
kevbob: no, the whiskey bottles have been dry for months.
RevSector: aces. grenades went off in two skyscrapers here.
pm`: YOU GOT YOU CHOCOLATE IN MY MAGDALEN
pm`: *your
magdalen: heh
magdalen: you're just finding those pictures now??
pm`: now way
Rev_DJ_Epo: sector: WTF??
NiccingPhl: heh
RevSector: Rev_DJ_Epoch: in two separate buildings, people set off military smoke grenades.
NiccingPhl: I'll have you know I bought those pics to SUPPORT MY CHURCH and NEVER ONCE jerked off to 'em GODDAMN IT I'M NOT THE PERVERT YOU THINK I AM (I'm worse)
RevSector: Rev_DJ_Epoch: the news calls it "domestic terrorism."
magdalen: fucked up shit
RevSector: Rev_DJ_Epoch: people are currently ascribing it to animal-rights extremists.
Lilith: YET AGAIN! np: Enslaved, "Wotan"
magdalen: I'm not looking at the news until tomorrow
kevbob: do domestic terrorists pay less tax?
Rev_DJ_Epo: oh BITE ME ON THE RECTUM "domestic terrorists"
magdalen: there was an incident during xday that we heard about but didn't tell you guys about
magdalen: mostly because we heard it in rumor form from a mushroom-addled subgenius who saw a headline in erie
NiccingPhl: something about an airport and El Al
pm`: someone sucked they own peins and got paralized?
Rev_DJ_Epo: why the fuck can't they call them what they really are? Like militia dumbshits or disgruntled ex-employees o
Rev_DJ_Epo: right/.... animal rights excessive assholes
magdalen: the rumor I heard was that one of the red blooded americans went to an airport and shot every vaguely-muslim-looking person in sight
AKA: actually I thought it was because that subgenius wanted to freak people out.
NiccingPhl: Heh. Mister Sister says the amish chicks leave their bonnets on when they give head
magdalen: yeah well that too
TV: it was such a headtrip to be tv in a tv in my tv
TV: you have no idea
magdalen: I still have the Fun Dip that I got from bachelors for "bob"
Rev_DJ_Epo: WHY THE FUCK DOES THE DAMNED NEWSMONGERS HAVE TO REFER TO A DAMNED RIGHTS-OBSESIVE DUMBASS AS A "DOMESTIC TERRORIST"????? AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!
magdalen: I also have a blo-pop that I don't know where the HELL I got it
bulldaddy: "Terrorist" is today's #1 Buzzword!
RevChukRoa: bak in a bit
bulldaddy: According to US law, I am a cyber-terrorist.
*** RevChukRoasted has left channel #subgenius
magdalen: I don't think I'm eating the blo-pop
magdalen: I have this vague memory of someone holding out a box of them and me picking one out
AKA: don't forget that by downloading mp3s, you're an economic-terrorist.
kevbob: so that's were the whiskey went.
magdalen: lots of strange men tried to give me food at x-day
Rev_DJ_Epo: I'm a Micky D's drive-through terrorist BECAUSE I YELL AT THE PIMPLY FACED PINK IDJIT WHEN THEY GIMME THE WRONG DAMNED BURGER!
NiccingPhl: It's was the fifth of july... that date I cannot deny... because that was the day that dobbs let us down.... I never got a chance to see him, never heard nothing but strange things about him, Ivan I'm depending on you to tell us the truth... (Ivan just shook his head and said) "Bob" Dobbs was a rolling stone... wherever he showed his bone, he made'em groan... and when he died, all he ever left us was a loan
NiccingPhl: I don't yell at 'em... I tell 'em I'm a secret shopper, and that they're FUCKED
magdalen: heh
NiccingPhl: that FRIGHTENS THEM
Rev_DJ_Epo: damn Phloigd... write that down, get ElQueso to back that up with the instrumental and go with it
magdalen: but if you were a secret shopper you wouldn't tell them would you?
kevbob: i tell that that i'm their secret santa, and i'm putting the cheese that i vomit back up into their stockings.
Rev_DJ_Epo: i want that on hos in two weeks! WORK IT OUT!
NiccingPhl: I would if they really screwed up -- I'd tell them right before I split
Lilith: For the record, I HEART nu-Monet's fake news stories.
chaosisrae: Best way to fuck with anyone at any jobsite...walk in in Con clothes, CARRYING A CLIPBOARD.
magdalen: or a megaphone
NiccingPhl: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, epoch, I MEMORIZED MORE THAN A HUNDRED LINES of rhyme and spit it out QUASI-PERFECTLY and THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, well FUCK YA
chaosisrae: Who's Talking shit re Nu
chaosisrae: ?
Rev_DJ_Epo: "Domestic terrorist" my cheese-farting rectum......
Sly|dinr: good night.
NiccingPhl: nu's stories are fake?
Lilith: news:3D2CC780.751A@succeeds.com
Rev_DJ_Epo: I don TOLD ya once phloighd.... I DON'T DO REQUESTS ya perv
NiccingPhl: uh oh
chaosisrae: Lil...I cant do anything with that...gimme a gooogle addy?
magdalen: heh
Rev_DJ_Epo: seeya lyde
NiccingPhl: I made the mistake of seeing what was at www.succeeds com
Lilith: DJ: MSG
NiccingPhl: I wanna know how badly I fucked up
NiccingPhl: I know I did
NiccingPhl: I just wanna know what it sounded like
AKA: nothing succeeds like success.
*** magdalen has set the topic on channel #subgenius to Still Squirting Out the Last Ooze of "Bob"
Rev_DJ_Epo: "Bob"
Rev_DJ_Epo: feh
magdalen: heh
Rev_DJ_Epo: fuggin bastich
Lilith: Chaos: It's not on Google yet, but http://groups.google.com/groups?safe=off&ie=ISO-8859-1&as_umsgid=3D2CC780.751A@succeeds.com&lr=&hl=en
NiccingPhl: I wanna meet Joe Cosby
NiccingPhl: I bet hees Neat
NiccingPhl: not stinky
Rev_DJ_Epo: washes once a month
Rev_DJ_Epo: whether he needs it or not
NiccingPhl: yeah
NiccingPhl: taht's CRAZY
chaosisrael suspects Joe Cosby will never admit to a meatspace existance...
chaosisrae: This is the second year he's EXCUSED out of Long March.
Lilith: I think we need to seek out Joe Cosby and PEE ON HIS LEG.
NiccingPhl: Hmmmm
NiccingPhl: I think we should drag him where pisces can give him a lap-dance
NiccingPhl: if he's a robot then he'll sputter and die
NiccingPhl: if he's a human he'll sputter and die
magdalen: yeah
NiccingPhl: but if he's yeti, well, he'll fuck her
magdalen: joe cosby rocks it hardcore
chaosisrae: You go right ahead, Lil. I suspect him of living in a booby-trapped barbed wire encircled bunker just outside of Enumclaw or something.
NiccingPhl: wait a minute
NiccingPhl: I don't like this idea anymore
chaosisrae: You don't have to worry about it, phloighd, your on the wrong coast.
chaosisrae: *WE* have to deal with him.
NiccingPhl: uh huh
Lilith: Chaos: Pisces HAS talked about visiting Washington, you know.
NiccingPhl: well, no way I'm allowing that NOW, when she obviously so very badly wants to FUCK JOE COSBY
NiccingPhl: NGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG, i am *SQUEEZING* the *JUICE*
NiccingPhl: are you *campers*?
*** Signoff: RevBro-VT ()
magdalen: phloighd you should just knock yourself out with cheap otc sleeping pills for the next three days
NiccingPhl: mebbe so
NiccingPhl: I gotta roleplay tomorrow nite tho; although that char doesn't require much work, and as long as somebody moved my hand to roll the dice I think it'd be OK
magdalen: either that or give yourself "medicine head" and stare at drempels for three days
NiccingPhl: the *juice* is gone and I am *frumple* because I am not *dancing* with *sad animals*
NiccingPhl: hMMMM, fake robitussin
NiccingPhl: maybe that'll do
pm`: what is `NiccingPhloighd` mean?
magdalen: it means he wants your cock
chaosisrae: Why am I reminded of the time Steve Dallas tried to quit? Stock up on Twinkies...
NiccingPhl: IT MEANS I WANT A FUCKING CIGARETTE which is APPROXIMATELY THE SAME SIZE

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