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Log file opened at: 7/9/02 6:04:15 PM
*** Topic for #subgenius: "I'm gonna start suckin' dicks and squeezin' titties" Dookie is the mother of invention!!!
*** Topic for #subgenius set by LB_Holie on Tuesday, July 9, 2002 4:58:38 PM
#subgenius: IvanStang @piscesAFK auto @Rev_Dr_Lon @Lilith @el_gomez @Magdalen @Rocknar @RevSector @pm` @LouMinatti Melonolog @skullY @Jimbo @RDJaway @Slyde CEATH @slitta-away @danarchy @jeek

*** IvanStang is now known as stangonphone
Rocknar: re
Rocknar: NEW from DobbsCo© products - THE STANG-O-PHONE(TM)
Slyde: STANG-O-MYTE!
Slyde does the arm movements
Lilith: Stang-gon-phone.
Lilith: Stan-gon-phone.
RevSector: St. Angonphone.
Rocknar: "WEI, Come here, I need you!"
Slyde: Strangle Phone.
Slyde: about did that today.
Lilith: St. Angonph One.
Rocknar: Features built-in frop bowl
Slyde: Stango-NPH one.
Slyde: NPH NPH NPH
Slyde makes humping noises.
Lilith: Stango PN Hone.
Lilith: Where's Rev. Gary anyhow?
Lilith: Stango NP Hone.
RevSector: St. Ang Opn Hone.
RevSector: St. Ang Onp Hone.
Lilith: Damn, so tired I'm swapping letters.
RevSector: and I'm so lazy I'm borrowing my lines from Lil instead of spelling it out myself.
Lilith: Sta ngon pho ne.
Slyde: Stangophone!
*** Signoff: Jimbo (It gets with the limited commodity crotch lining!)
Slyde: like Cacaphone....but not.
RevSector: St. Ang O. Npho-Ne.
Lilith: Parlez-vous Stango?
Slyde: Perstangphone!
Slyde: Stangolo-Saxon

Magdalen: Reverend Stang is all "Bobbed" up!!
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*** Magdalen has set the topic on channel #subgenius to ALL "BOBBED" UP AND NO PLACE TO SQUIRT!
AKA squirts all over the room, and proves Mags wrong..
Lilith is finishing her XDV report
AKA is busy getting everybody to write XDV reports, by mind control, so I won't have to...
RevSector is killing millennia while waiting for the download of this "Bob"-forsaken Q3 mod that he has to review.
RevSector missed XDV, so his report wouldn't be all that informative.
bulldaddy: I still haven't found a lot of XDV stuff online yet...best thing was a nice report by Stang. I guess most Yetisyns are still recovering.
AKA: recovering? I'm busy fixing up my pleasure saucer...
RevSector: AKA: problem is, the things that will be left are, more than likely, the worst things brought to the dinner.
AKA: WHAT? ypou mean you weren't ruptured TOO? :O
bulldaddy: D'oh!
Lilith: AKA: That would require effort in dealing with guests.
AKA: sector - it's better than nothing. :P
RevSector: fucking Xists didn't come to my house.
Lilith: BRB
bulldaddy: You have to schedule that in advance. They have charter saucers.
RevSector: AKA: not at all of the potluck dinners I've been to. ;)
AKA: you forgot to splash some pinkblood on your door...
RevSector: why didn't anyone tell me this?
bulldaddy: It's in the fine print.
RevSector: bah.
RevSector: that damn fine print gets me every time.
RevSector: I lost my eternal soul and $47.50 that way.
RevSector: I miss that money. :'(
bulldaddy: Most ppl just lose their license...you can ask Sun Nguyen about that.
bulldaddy: He had real nice Soviet military fatigues this year.
piscesAFK: swiss
bulldaddy: Ah...right...the hat was Soviet.
piscesAFK: hat was ussr
RevSector: well, I'll hopefully be able to make it next year so that I don't have to go through this charter saucer nonsense.
bulldaddy: BHYTPEHHblE BOUCKA
bulldaddy: Indeed. It's kinda like carpooling.
RevSector: that reminds me, I have to kick my bootlicking into second gear if I have a hope of getting my 17-year-old ass out to X-Day next year.
RevSector: if I want to have a hope, rather.
RevSector: time control could come in so handy right about now.
bulldaddy: Don't you live near any other Yetis?
RevSector: yeah, probably Lil, but I have no hope of convincing my custodial parent to allow me to go.
bulldaddy: Ouch....
bulldaddy: I suppose that parent might be Pink.
RevSector: yes.
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revalex: hello everyone
bulldaddy: I think this calls for a Short Duration Pity Party, but only if followed up with decent suggestions for our brother.
RevSector: revalex: heya.
Lilith snorts back snot in a vain attempt to breathe
bulldaddy: Yum.
revalex: whats up, Rev Sector?
RevSector: such a dainty and graceful lass, that Lilith.
RevSector: revalex: not much.
revalex: i see
AKA: hey, 17 is the age of consent in the state of NY
revalex: woo-hoo! only two more years!
RevSector: yeah, and 16 is the age of consent in Norway, but that doesn't change a thing about the situation up here, in Washington.
Lilith: Sector: DC or WA State?
Magdalen: hey revalex, I was just looking at the pic of your bobtism
revalex: where is that at?
RevSector: Lilith: WA state.
bulldaddy: Pics? Where?
Magdalen: alt.binaries.slack
Lilith: Sector: How close to Seattle?
revalex: god, i hope i dont look like a complete doof
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RevSector: Lilith: I live just about a quarter mile north of Bothell, so around 20, maybe 30 miles.
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*** stangonphone is now known as Stang
RevSector: Stang.
RevGary: sup everyone
RevSector: Gary.
revalex: howdy
RevGary: hey
Lilith: Sector: Did you know about the Seattle clench?
RevSector: Lilith: heard of it.
Magdalen: Stang: great pics!
Magdalen: they're so LARGE!
Stang: Whew, I thought I had lost the borrowed camera's battery charger, but I found it in Wei's giant blue tub with the Life Sized Warheads Man Head.
RevSector: Lilith: not much beyond that.
Lilith: Sector: http://ssucc.com/
Lilith: Sector: We're hosting a campout in September.
Lilith: LIFE SIZED Warheads Man Head?!?
Lilith: Damn, I'd lick that Head.
RevSector: Lilith: yeah, and I think I may be able to make it if the luck plane is aligned properly.
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RevGary: stang, where did you post the pics ?
Lilith: Sector: Kewl. :)
Stang: I would be pretty slow to let a 17 year old offspring go to an X-Day alone, if I was somebody else, but I did take my 16 year old daughter once and there are several semi-Sub parents who get their full-Sub kids into brushwood and then let them do as they will.
*** Mode change "+oo revalex sisterzute" on #subgenius by Lilith
revalex: :)
Lilith: Stang: Remember, Thea had a ten year old child.
Stang: I just put the pictures from Wei's camera on a.b.s.
AKA: 16 is the age of consent in the state of PA
RevSector: precisely, and my mom is nothing if not quick on the draw.
Rev_Dr_Lon: same here AKA
Lilith: We DO have him avert his eyes at key times.
Stang: I will put ALL the good pics that I can find onto SubSITE, but probably at the end of the week, after more come in.
RevSector: but I digress. I have to review this thing for a site I write for. back later.
RevSector is away: killing virtual things by shooting other virtual things at them.
Stang: I just now started setting up the video logging and transfering.
AKA: Rev Ef's sister is 15
bulldaddy: Key times?
bulldaddy: During daylight?
revalex: AKA: i thought she was 16
AKA: nope alex, 15.
Stang: I met the mom of Rev. F and a teenaged girl.
revalex: she was very very attractive
bulldaddy: I saw several jailbait specimens at XDV.
revalex: perhaps i should flirted with her...but i enjoyed the company of Televangela too much
Rev_Dr_Lon: hehe
Stang: Does anybody know who those, like, 12 to 14 year old little nubiles came from that were dancing Saturday night? They were chased away... the bitch was telling them, "You don't want to be around these people... they're SEXLESS LOSERS and GEEKS," as Legume reported her saying.
AKA: revalex - you were better off.
revalex: yeah, you're probably right, AKA
Stang: There were responsible Subs keeping a half-unlecherous eye on them, we wouldn't have let any of our drunken fellows molest those girls. Not without their permission anyway.
AKA: stang - next time, lets burn that pagan.
AKA: is she a witch? I hear they burn well... made out of wood, you know.
bulldaddy: Offhand, does anyone know where I could find complete Subgenius desktop themes for Windows or X-Windows?
bulldaddy: ...or should I make one myself?
AKA: bulldady www.slackware.com maybe?
Stang: AKA -- don't worry, this particular person is already burnt.
bulldaddy: I've found screensavers, icons and cursors, but not complete themes.
AKA: what IS a complete theme? complete? for what? EVERYTHING you run?
Rev_Dr_Lon: most of the pagans were cool to us, but the ones that werent sure as hell heard it
Stang: The funny thing is, for all our big talk, those teenaged girls were probably safer around the SubGenius crowd than lots of other places at Brushwood. A whole lot of us are secretly parents and compulsive babysitters.
bulldaddy: AKA: Here's an example: http://themes.freshmeat.net/screenshots/23348/
bulldaddy: Or not secretly.
AKA: so what makes a subgenius theme?
Rev_Dr_Lon: Stang: if we sent you a blank tape could you copy use the footage of cozmodiars concert?
AKA: http://hunter.apana.org.au/~gallae/slack/downloads/theme.htm
bulldaddy: Well, Subgenius imagery: pipes for cursors, Dobbsheads for icons, saucers or whatever from the Art Mines for wallpaper, sound clips from the HoS for system sounds, etc.
Stang: you can festoon a Mac with Dobbsheads to the point of severe irritation, using all the dingleberries in the Funhouse section of SubSITE, but I've always been puzzled why there were so many SubGenius MAC hackers and hardly any at all who hack Windows stuff Dobbswards.
AKA: stang - mac people are more graphic/DTP oriented...
bulldaddy: Right. Uniblab went out of his way to piece together a half-assed theme with lots of pipes, but nothing complete.
AKA: Stang - Microsloth is the Pinkest thing on the face of the planet... so windows... bleh...
conan: (k)
Stang: To me it's six of one, half dozen of the other -- they all work roughly the same these days, interface wise, seems like to me. I was able to switch over to windows-customizing with no problem when I inherited one of those.
revalex: AKA: A certain Linux devotee I know said the exact same thing
bulldaddy: I just use them all to cover all bases.
Stang: I would probably advise people to buy Windows machines unless they're planning to do art, multimedia or audio a whole lot, and even then it's a toss-up.
bulldaddy: It's fun trying to network them together, too.
AKA: alex - so why are you looking at me?
Stang: I have not yet used either Dave or the PC emulator in my Mac, haven't had time, but have been wanting to do that... conjoin the two systems in an unholy alliance.
revalex: it just sounded uncannily familiar
Stang: Jesus what a geek I have become.
Slyde: Stang: I've always though the virtual Windows program for Mac (Don't know which one) was very keen.
AKA: stang - you're not that much of a geek, you're not recommending linux or bsd yet. :P
bulldaddy: I hate having only one button on my mouse.
Stang: All I know is, this crap all is working just great compared to the old days.
bulldaddy: You'll probably say that next year about this year, too.
Stang: I remember when I used to PANIC when my computer would explode or start pouring out smoke.
Slyde: you never should PANIC!
AKA: You have to come to a point when you realize that smoke and explosions are perfectly normal.
Slyde: it can sense the fear
Stang: Now I just laugh and look for the next used replacement part from the Computers' Graveyard.
bulldaddy: I like the loud noises it makes.
Slyde: and then it has dominion over you.
Slyde: heh, the first time I did computer repair, my dad and I were installing one of those new CD-ROMs.
Slyde: and we were so worried about static we stood on a RUBBER MAT
Slyde: heh
Rev_Dr_Lon: hahaha
Stang: I believe that some people are NOT cut out for computer geekery. I have many pals who are brilliant at all sorts of other things but they can't seem to read the instructions for the simplest piece of freeware, and they go nuts constantly.
revalex: my theory is that the Xists implant MWOWM technology into Earth computers gradually, making them more "user-friendly"
Slyde: yeah, now-a-days I repair computers in my lap while eating a sammich. heh.
AKA: you didnt wear an ESD strap, too?? :O
bulldaddy: When I worked at a computer factory, they chained me to a rubber desktop with an anit-static bracelet.
Slyde: Stang: are they engineers by chance?
Stang: Slyde - it's half the computer users in the world, the ones who only use one program, Explorer and think that's Windows.
Stang: I am the same way about cars, a complete dumbass, so I sympathize with those who are dumbasses about computers.
Slyde nods
Slyde: I dig you there.
Stang: To me every car looks alike... well I can tell trucks from cars from vans but that's about it.
bulldaddy: Actually those lusers often refer to Windows as "Microsoft".
Lilith: I think I will finish my soup and then lay down for a bit.
Stang: I can however identify dozens of dinosaur species by their bones.
Stang: And I can remember every single pornographic photo I have ever seen.
piscesAFK: lordy its hot in the here apt.
AKA: I can identify pinks by their genus and species
Stang: I just wish I could control what I remember a little better.
Lilith: You too, Dad? I wondered if we had that trait in common.
Slyde: Ever since I stopped frop, I swear I can't remember a name to save my life.
piscesAFK: getting naked here by myself itts... its just not the same... *sigh*
bulldaddy: No webcam?
Lilith: It's Not The Same.
Lilith: Really.
Stang: Well, I need to get back to some kind of work, what was it... oh yeah, DINNER! Then the video dubbing. And I must do all kinds of optimizing before the mighty X-day to Muleskinner transfers. (Actually I'm on Muleskinner 4 these days)
Lilith: I love Pisces' webcam, but I *adore* her in the flesh. Hehhhhhhhhh.
bulldaddy: Get a bunch of webcams and paint hungry faces on them.
revalex: I quite agree, Lilith
Lilith: OK, BBL
*** Lilith is now known as Lil-BED
Stang: I am gonna leave this recording. I want to read TONS of gossip and hearsay later. Especially about the Flesh Auction dates and whatever the hell happened behind the shed in Jonestown.
*** Stang is now known as Stang-Peeper
piscesAFK: lets NOT discussion flesh auction
piscesAFK: ]UGH
piscesAFK: my date sucked
AKA: my date sucked, too.
revalex: jeezus. that does not sound like fun
revalex: so did mine
bulldaddy: My date sucked really bad...wait! I didn't even have one!
pisces: i just tried to make it to what i thought was close to 2 hours.. then made up shit i had to do and told him i woudl make up the last 30mins later... the rest of xday i avoided him
revalex: good plan
AKA: pisces - I was WONDERING why you didn't talk to me. :'(
Rev_Dr_Lon: ill kick his ass if ya want
pisces: lon- no its okee...
Rev_Dr_Lon runs around screamin "NOBODY DISRESPECTS MA MOMMA" in a thick country accent
pisces: *giggle*
pisces: lon i wish youd stayed baby...
Slyde: pisces: will you be in a flesh auction next year? or has that turned you off to the expereince totally?
pisces: i coudl have hooked yall up with food and shite...
Rev_Dr_Lon: if we would have stayed i would have killed justin
pisces: slyde- i will still do it next year.. BUT YALL BETTER MAKE SURE SOMEONE FROM IRC WINS ME
Slyde: hehehe
Slyde: I just might.
bulldaddy: Rig it.
Rev_Dr_Lon: ill bring lots of cash to buy you next year
revalex: Lon: and burned his entrails
Slyde: but Lenny took my good idea, so it'll take until next year before I get a better idea for a date ;)
pisces: lol
Slyde: ooo.
AKA: I will win you, and I will bring all my bondage gear too.
Slyde: I would win you....and probably not do anything sexual with you...is that boring? I don't know the restrictions/protocol.
*** Magdalen is now known as TheLord
TheLord: hidey ho
pisces: well NOTHING is promised on the flesh auction
revalex: hey Lord
pisces: i never PROMISE anything
TheLord: but EVERYTHING is delivered
TheLord: or am I just speaking for my date
Slyde: pisces: ah! so you just get the person, then you further haggle as to what you do?
pisces: but i will say if i KNOW you and you are young subG that i already adore from online chatting.. you will get at least kisses
Slyde: hmmm. I do need to make plans to go next year. Perhaps I can get my coldly logical SubG friend to attend as well.
*TheLord* Hey dude
*TheLord* Got most of the books done
pisces: NOT ONE PERSON forked out 5 bucks for topless tarot.. of course... i was topless most of the time.. so its not really much of a deal or nothing
*TheLord* just missing a few numbers here and their
*TheLord* but basically it is done
Slyde: heheh that'd be a great date. "pi! seduce him!" hehehe he'd explode with a growled "Bah!"
AKA: hmmmm I prefer kicks, I think I will have to get you to hate me.
*TheLord* We had 175 attendees
Slyde: pisces: ACK! Thanx for reminding me!
*TheLord* 14 who managed to sneek in....
*TheLord* not that bad
Slyde: I need to send money to Rocknar on Friday.
Rev_Dr_Lon: i came gallons on the way back from brushwood
Rev_Dr_Lon: it was amazing
Slyde: which will now cost me .37 cents instead of .34
AKA: send money electronically
*TheLord* Our total income (including pre donations, and pre regeg...)
Slyde: AKA: eBay just bought out Paypal. I'll wait til they get their management/handling straightned out.
*TheLord* wait a sec better make sure you are you.
Slyde: I never liked some of their policies.
Rev_Dr_Lon: it looked like i pissed myself
Rev_Dr_Lon: i was quite proud
Slyde: Rev_Dr_Lon: it was the truckers passing you that did it, wasn't it?
*TheLord* Ok you are.
*** bulldaddy is now known as bulldaddyAFK
Rev_Dr_Lon: i think it was the topless hug from pisces right before we left actually
*TheLord* anyway about 12,000
pisces: :)
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*TheLord* That is huge!
*TheLord* Our net income, after paying off everything is about 4-5 grand
*TheLord* Last year our net was about $300
*TheLord* unfortunately that's not a joke
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*TheLord* I am very excited about this
*** Mode change "+o revalex1" on #subgenius by pisces
*TheLord* While everyone relishes the glory of this X-Day past
*** Signoff: revalex (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
Rev_Dr_Lon gasps...THIS MIGHT BE MY LAST ISSUE OF GOOD HOUSEKEEPING!!!!
*TheLord* I can only think about the X-Day's of the Future
Rev_Dr_Lon FAINTS
pisces: lol
Rev_Dr_Lon: its odd that its my first...and i didnt subscribe...and its actually in my name....
Rev_Dr_Lon: yet it sais its my last...
*TheLord* Who should we bring in? Robert Anton Wilson, Negativland, some amature porn star....
Slyde / Ozzy Osbourne & Madonna // Crazy Train (Dance Remix-Rare)
Slyde: woo.
AKA: well, now that you are an expert in GOOD housekeeping, come here and keep my house.
Slyde: Rev_Dr_Lon: just worry about it if the bill comes in your name. =)
*TheLord* Fuck it, how about X-Xday 15 Will it be The Rolling Stones, or Harrison Ford
*TheLord* Anyway I hate to type
*TheLord* I will call you tonight and email you what I have so far.
Rev_Dr_Lon: slyde, thats pretty cool, but only listen to it once
Rev_Dr_Lon: i went for 3 times in a row.....im permanately damaged
TheLord: Ebay bought pay pal? Does this mean we can auction off donations?
TheLord: Hello Dr Lon
TheLord: didn't see you there
pisces: damnity
Slyde: Rev_Dr_Lon: 2nd time now!
TheLord: Sorry you and the Kentucky Boys had to miss a day
pisces: phloighd wants to quit smoking ciggys
Slyde jumps into Rev_Dr_Lon's arms shocked by pisces' strong language
Rev_Dr_Lon: we had to get justin out of there
pisces: aww aint that cute
Slyde: I like that, Damnity.
Slyde: hehe
Slyde: what?!
Rev_Dr_Lon: he was turning more and more of a dumb fuck
pisces: wjat was wrong with justin
Slyde: the KY boys had to leave early?
TheLord: Yes he wasn't the only one to look face in the eye and say Screw it! I'm stayin
Slyde: they're really Buckeyes in disguise
Slyde disowns all of them
pisces: feh.. you shoudl have set him loose on pagans than
pisces: then
Rev_Dr_Lon: he tried to steal from people at brushwood
TheLord: Rev Otto had giant sun blisters on his legs and had to go to the hospital on Sun
AKA: what did he try to steal?
Rev_Dr_Lon: $20
pisces: how did that turn out lord?
Slyde: Justin is from KY?
AKA: I should see if he successfully stole something from me.
TheLord: Who stole what?
Rev_Dr_Lon: justin attempted to steal $20 from another subgenius
TheLord: Pisces. He promised to go to the emergency room before the 5 day drive back to LA
TheLord: I think he knew when he was whoooped
pisces: okee good
TheLord: Whose Justin
pisces: justin case
TheLord: Ahh
Slyde: is he from KY?
Rev_Dr_Lon: justin case, the kentucky boy who worked registration
TheLord: Define steal
Rev_Dr_Lon: he came with us
Slyde: ack!
Rev_Dr_Lon: he tried to rip them off
TheLord: no no
TheLord: rumors and lies
TheLord: Justin is an honest and faithful subgenius
TheLord: he only made one fatal mistake
Slyde: Jesus, you say that about everyone.
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Slyde: heheh that was too good to pass up.
pisces: jesus doesnt say that bout me
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Slyde: pisces: he should! you are honest and faithful!
Slyde: and Subgenius.
AKA: I swaped peoples hard earned cash for t-shirts, cds, and other stuff. does that mean I stole from people? :O
TheLord: On his way out of registration he stepped on my boot
Slyde: I don't know how those three all wrok out. But I'm thinking it involves battles in the pit of doom.
TheLord: stealing, aldultry, name in vain... those I can forgive
GovRocknar: hey lord
GovRocknar: those robes fit nice
Slyde: did you take your own name in vain?
TheLord: But stay off of my boots!
Slyde: "OW! ME! Why did you go and do that?!" sorry. that's probably really old.
Slyde: TheLord: what kind of boots are they?
TheLord: he's lucky wisdom teeth were his only trouble
TheLord: Slyde. My sacred boots
pisces: wisdom teeth was asquire
TheLord: Hey Rocknar
TheLord: Good to see you
Slyde: what do they look like? do they have a sacred brand? =P
pisces: asquire being the eiternally lively dancer
TheLord: great job with the anouncements
Slyde: hey Rock! I will be mailing you money on Friday!
GovRocknar: okay
GovRocknar: cool
TheLord: The whole "lost megaphone" think turned into a funny rant to.
TheLord: your a great sport as always
GovRocknar: do you want a MAME disk or an X-Day music mix?
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Slyde snickers
pisces: fuxors
AKA: fuxor anf fuxor and fuxoring again
Slyde: GovRocknar: just share an Ale-8 with me at a later date. That makes us even in my book =)
Rev_Dr_Lon: we were carrying a keg to these guys campsite and they were gonna pay us $10 each. we got the keg to the campsite and the guy paid us, and we went back for the ice. we got back with the ice and we started to walk back when one of the guys said "we already paid you" "we need $20 back" and i had just been paid the one time and i looked at justin...
GovRocknar: oh cool
TheLord: Send it to the Stang Media Hut address
Slyde: and help me keep Lon from embarrassing us KY-Subgenius at further X-Days.
Rev_Dr_Lon: he pulled out $10...then another and yet another...
GovRocknar: hell, I'll slap $4 of postage on a 12 pack and mail you some Ale-8
TheLord: Lon. That is called being "on drugs"
Slyde: GovRocknar: no need. It gives me an excuse to stop by sometime.
pisces: I WANT MORE SOUTHERN BOYS TO WORSHIP ME NEXT YEAR
TheLord: that is why you see so many advertisements telling you to stay off them
GovRocknar: remember I live at 1937 Beacon Hill Rd.
Rev_Dr_Lon: but on the way out he looked at me and said "damn, we almost got away with it"
pisces: slyde - you better bring yo ass
Rev_Dr_Lon: it was then i knew we had made a horrible mistake bringing him
revalex1: pisces: is it alright if us yankee boys worship you?
GovRocknar: hey alex
GovRocknar: you recovering from Zorro stalking you?
revalex1: howdy Rocknar
Slyde: pisces: any other pieces you would like there?
Slyde bows mockingly giggling
pisces: its is okee if yankee boys worship.. but good southern gentlemen who a place in my heart
pisces: slyde- well the whole thing.. i only say ass cuz its attached silly.
Rev_Dr_Lon: oh well, besides for justin we had a wonderful time and me and asquire will come back every year in the future
GovRocknar: and KENTUCKY is a HOME OF SOUTHERN GENTLEMEN! ;)
revalex1: Rock: yeah. he no longer seems to be everywhere i turn
GovRocknar: not Justin anymore, remember Lon?
TheLord: alex, did you look everywhere
Rev_Dr_Lon: im never gonna talk to justin case again
Lil-BED is gone, 30 Minute Auto Away
TheLord: Lon, are you serious
Slyde: pisces: yours isn't dettachable?
Rev_Dr_Lon: yes
Slyde gives you serious look
Rev_Dr_Lon: im very serious
revalex1: yes, Lord, i have
TheLord: Maybe I don'y get it.
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Slyde: hmmm....I wonder if mine should be then....I always the whole dettachable ass thing was natural.
Rev_Dr_Lon: he also pissed the bed
Slyde wiggles it a bit to keep it in place.
Rev_Dr_Lon: the wonderful futon matress...
TheLord: Well that IS a problem
Rev_Dr_Lon: he soiled it
pisces: lord- a good southern boy.. knows much better than to steal
Slyde: ARGH! That's just great. Kentucky Subgenii aren't tent-broken.
revalex1: anyone who pisses a bed is an indignant bastard in mine humble opinion
TheLord: Didn't Justin help out at registration?
GovRocknar: we've decreed that the name Justin Case will NEVER be mentioned. From now on, we'll refer to him as Fuckface
Rev_Dr_Lon: yes
TheLord: and we paid him
TheLord: and the box came out even
GovRocknar: Lord, how was the Ale-8?
pisces: lord- noone fucks with jesus.. its OTHERs that are fucked with
TheLord: my point, if he was a theif he could have taken a lot more than 20
TheLord: Ahhh
TheLord: I see
Rev_Dr_Lon: he also stol the slack of many others
TheLord: he was preying on the weak
TheLord: Well that IS unforgivable
pisces: exactly
Rev_Dr_Lon: and he ate all the food we had
Rev_Dr_Lon: all of it
TheLord: Well fuck him
Rev_Dr_Lon: a whole jar of PB
Rev_Dr_Lon: 2 bags of chips
TheLord: You didn't have any food
AKA: just rename him, justin can't.
Rev_Dr_Lon: because he ate it all
Slyde: lol
TheLord: did he share the money he made with you?
Rev_Dr_Lon: i dont remember
revalex1: he was a fat little bastard
TheLord: so you could buy more food
Rev_Dr_Lon: i think he bought me a pack of smokes on the way home
TheLord: That would be a lot of smokes
Rev_Dr_Lon: he got 3
Rev_Dr_Lon: got me one
TheLord: Yeah that's about right
Rev_Dr_Lon: but on the way home we had the citgo card
AKA: that was probably one of those buy-three-get-one-free-packs
TheLord: Well all I can say is he served me well
GovRocknar: what about me?
GovRocknar: I donned the robes
TheLord: Judge not lest you be judged and all that
GovRocknar: AND I put them NEATLY BACK!
pisces plays a tiny violin
revalex1: Lord: did Rev Steve Cynic also serve you well?
TheLord: Of course you are practicaly staff at this point Rocknar
TheLord: oh yes
TheLord: alex, he always helps put
TheLord: out
TheLord: wait
TheLord: he always helps out
revalex1: yeah, hes a really terrific guy
TheLord: not put out
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revalex1: nah, he doesnt do that too often
TheLord: you two aren't "special" friends are you.
pisces: lol
TheLord: I mean it's ok with me and all
TheLord: just wondering.
TheLord: I mean I can understand a young man exploring his sexuallity
revalex1: no, Lord, we're not "special" friends. i might even take offense to that scurrilous suggestion
TheLord: I was there once
Rev_Dr_Lon: but i had a great time
Rev_Dr_Lon: it was wonderful
Rev_Dr_Lon: amazing
TheLord: many pictures of me with lambs...
Rev_Dr_Lon: you all were sooo nice
TheLord: Alex :-)
revalex1: ...and young children
bulldaddy: alex: I'd listen to the Lord. He knows a lot about brotherly love.
pisces: bwhahahaahah
TheLord: Well good alex, then you're still available?
GovRocknar: Jesus loves the little children...all the children of the world.
revalex1: yes, at the moment, i am
TheLord: In all seriousness alex..
TheLord: I aprecaiate you being a good sport at the Bobtism
revalex1: I loved that
Rev_Dr_Lon: lord, i think asquire has a crush on ya....
revalex1: I finally could wash away the sins of the Conspiracy
GovRocknar: and at a BARGAIN PRICE TOO!
TheLord: I realized that it sort of look as if I commanded you to take all your clothes off in front of everyone...
TheLord: I didn't mean that at ALL
revalex1: It was really a wonderfully freeing experience
TheLord: You could have come in in a bathing suit
GovRocknar: alex got a lot of slack from DJ Shaver too
TheLord: we had gottrn in trouble with the campground earlier
pisces: ?
TheLord: for people wereing street clothes into the pool
revalex1: understandable
TheLord: anyone buying this?
pisces: hmm
revalex1: i think nudity is a bit of a requirement for a bobtism...i mean, c'mon.
GovRocknar: i gather they don't want traces of detergents and chemicals from people's street clothes getting into the pool.
TheLord: hmm probably true
pisces: its lent.. i mean lint
TheLord: But still some people are shy and taht is fine
pisces: lint clogs pool/huttub fliters
revalex1: and i was overjoyed to see you converting the pagan Santa Claus-looking fellow, Lord
TheLord: That was SOOOOO funny
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pisces: so this means WE GET PRESENTS AGAIN???
Rev_Dr_Lon: you mean...JERRY?????
TheLord: There was a moment were I balled up my fists and stood across from him
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revalex1: yes, Pisces, that is what it means
revalex1: yeah, that was great
TheLord: I hope that some one got that pic, because it is going to be my Christmas card this year
Slyde: I'm modest and probably wouldn't mind going naked to the "Bob"tism
Slyde: as long as I had the permission of the Lord to give anyone who made fun of me an extended "Bob"tism.
pisces: slyde- you wont see many pics of me on alt.binaries.. there is a reason
revalex1: actually, i thought he looked more like Allen Ginsberg than Santa
TheLord: Oh no one every makes fun of anyone.
TheLord: we are all mutants
Slyde: I'd fill them with so much holy ghost they'd float to the service =)
Slyde nods appreciatively
Slyde: that's why I like you guys. =)
magdalen: except when st mykal got a bug in his ear
magdalen: we made fun of him like thirteen motherfuckers then
TheLord: yes
TheLord: hey
TheLord: wait the
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TheLord: Where are you?
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pisces: lol
magdalen: on the laptop
pisces: mags has power to confuse the lord
TheLord: Yes injuries and accidents we make fun of
TheLord: Nakedity we do not
Slyde: cool.
TheLord: Mags, how can you type then?
Slyde: well I'm a clumbsy muthafucka, so you all would probably get a kick out of me.
pisces: in fact nudity encouraged by me
magdalen shrugs
AKA: no, we just oogle nakkidity. :P
TheLord: Da da dun CHING!
magdalen: there's a keyboard on it?
TheLord: no get you're ON the laptop
Rev_Dr_Lon: next year i might get naked
TheLord: I'm killing me!
Rev_Dr_Lon: hehe
KatSuit: 9/11: My Roomate: "Dude! Wake up! WWIII is started! They flew planes into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon." Me: "That's nice. Wake me up when Armageddon is over. zzzzz"
magdalen groans
GovRocknar: hmm
KatSuit: don't groan, that's a true story.
GovRocknar: Kat should check out the DETAILED rant I posted on alt.slack last night.
TheLord: Ahh she was groaning at my witty joke
TheLord: I know that groan
KatSuit: I'm tiring of alt.slack very quickly.
KatSuit: But I will look it up.
KatSuit: ehhhhh
KatSuit: fuck 4 hours left to Crawl...
TheLord: Ahh yes DETAILED rant. you got me enticed
KatSuit: You better hope it showed up on Google's shitty feed.
KatSuit: keywords, Governor?
KatSuit: found it.
GovRocknar: It was standard operating procedure for the NYC harbor Authority and any
GovRocknar: air traffic monitoring stations (of which there are about 40 in the area) to
GovRocknar: notify the Military air-force bases if a plane was heading off course in the
GovRocknar: area (200 miles) or towards the towers. Usually the military already knew
GovRocknar: being that their own tracking stations would be triggered by a flight off
GovRocknar: course. Most were tied into a central data base that monitored all of the
GovRocknar: scheduled flights and automatically sent up a red flag if a plane went off
GovRocknar: of its programed flight path.
GovRocknar: ack sorry
GovRocknar: meant to send it as one lice line
GovRocknar: nice
GovRocknar: LICE LINE!
Slyde: no thanx. send it to Ozzy
AKA: so any word from our FBI friend?
bulldaddy: Arthur?
magdalen: yeah he said it was great
bulldaddy: I saw at least one other turist there, some scruffy looking guy from New York.
magdalen: and as long as we keep the titties flowing he'll keep us out of the gulag
pisces: awesome
pisces: gotcha covered.. or uncovered.. or.. feh.. fuggit
KatSuit: It's common knowledge at this point that "Our Boys" pulled off 9/11.
AKA: there was one guy that was a huge thin drinking a huge thing of beer... then he came into the sales booth, I said "hey, we have shirts for you" and he said "I will be right back, I have to go urinate" and then disappeared never to be seen again...
KatSuit: but still, good to see more people plugging away and tying evidence together.
magdalen: he's prolly still peeing
KatSuit: one aspect that hasn't been covered very much is Bush family - bin Laden family business dealings, which go back to the 70s and forward to October 2001.
TheLord: Attention SubGeniuses!
TheLord: Ok we need some help
KatSuit: eh?
TheLord: Alex and I were talking
pisces: help?
bulldaddy: The Pink I met Saturday night was kinda frustrated. He said he was getting shunned.
AKA hands thelord some "help"
AKA: there.. is that enough?
TheLord: It turns out that when some of the younger subs come to xday
AKA: they dont get enough hoo-hah?
bulldaddy: They grow up really fast?
AKA: we can solve that.
TheLord: and bring aprents (which we tell them to .. by the way)
KatSuit: parents?
pisces: uhuhh
TheLord: Some parents can get REAL bored
magdalen: their parents don't get any hoo hah?
bulldaddy: Nor frop?
TheLord: Because they like to let there kids have the sapce
pisces: ok
TheLord: and just sort of hide out in the woods
bulldaddy: Send them to Blue Heron.
AKA: lord - we need to stick them in the "kid village" and tell them not to come out
revalex1: this is true
KatSuit: So we need a SubG knitting circle next year?
TheLord: which is cool
TheLord: yes!
KatSuit: give them Scrabble and Scotch :)
TheLord: So we thought we would invent a support group
TheLord: Like PFlag
KatSuit: they'll end up getting more hoo hah than their kids, and spelling it out for us to boot.
bulldaddy: How about a Slack Seminar for Pinks?
AKA: what the parents do... is up to themselves..
TheLord: So the PArents at X-day can deal with the shame together!
revalex1: exactly
pisces: Parent of Teen Subgenii?
TheLord: Well they are not necaasarily pink
bulldaddy: We could even give them certificates.
TheLord: and if they are
AKA: how many parents were there? rev ef's mom was there, I believe..
TheLord: they are at least open minded pinks
KatSuit: Teen ain't nothin' but a porno category.
TheLord: which of coure makes them not pink
GovRocknar: PFAOIPOYAY - Parents, Friends And Other Interested Parties Of Young Adult Yetis
TheLord: Hmmm
revalex1: yes!
TheLord: good
TheLord: How would you pronounce that?
KatSuit: only if you pronounce it as a word and not an acronym
revalex1: appropriately long acronym. i also like Pisces' suggestion. POTS
KatSuit: FOW-oi-poy-ay
TheLord: I thought Of PFuck
TheLord: Or PFrog
GovRocknar: Puh-FAP-ipp-o-YAY!
pisces: did i mention the red when out in my monitor so the pics look very interesting
AKA: "Pee-Fow-oh-I-PAY"
bulldaddy: "I [some high epopt] hereby declare that [some bored person] has successfully completed the 3-day Slack Seminar, having completely avoided all X-Day events of any value."
KatSuit: Zip-puh-dee-DOO-dah
GovRocknar: Pee for I pay
AKA: maybe "Poppa-oh-I-Pay"
GovRocknar: Pee for oh I pay
TheLord: I don't if we can fit that on a bumper sticker tho
revalex1: yes, this support group (or grope) should be a money-making endeavor
TheLord: Parents and Friends of Underage Children of ....
TheLord: K
TheLord: ahhhh!
bulldaddy: Yeti Progenitors Anonymous
AKA: lets face it... if they're hiding out in the woods while their teenage kids run around doin' some random substances, doin some random subgeniuses, and dancing and soaking in some sub-negative-amount of clothes, they're not "hiding out, being bored" they're "covering their sensory organs, being smart"
TheLord: The YPA
revalex1: i think "children" better suits someone a few years younger than I, Lord
TheLord: hmm that is at least more memerable
TheLord: true
bulldaddy: They could each take turns talking about their experiences as a parent of a SubGenius.
revalex1: and it could be an empowering supportive experience
KatSuit: ok well no Prostata so I gots to jet.
bulldaddy: "Hi, my name is Bob" (HELLO, BOB.) "I never realized what an impact my name would have on my son."
Slyde: Yettis and Parents? YAP?
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magdalen: put em in a mason jar an shake em up
TheLord: Parents and Acquaintances of Young SubGeniuses
TheLord: Pay-subs
AKA: how about "people who really shoudn't be at x-day"
TheLord: I disagree
bulldaddy: O-Day
Sly|nap: PASS
Sly|nap: Parents and Aquaintances of Small Subgenii?
TheLord: If it wasn't for the Pay-Sub's that beutiful 16 year old blond virgin girl wouldn't have been at X-Day
TheLord: PASS
bulldaddy: Oooo...I saw some pretty BIG underage girls, tho.
Sly|nap: you SHALL NOT PASS!
TheLord: wel some are large
AKA: what 16 yr old blonde virgin girl?
magdalen: how about The Responsible Parties
bulldaddy: Ew.
revalex1: Rev. Ef's superhot sister, AKA
TheLord: What was her sub name
GovRocknar: Goddess Gertrude
bulldaddy: How about Designated Pinks, then?
TheLord: we mae her get ordained
revalex1: mm
TheLord: made
GovRocknar: not her real name of course
AKA: thelord - that "16 yr old blond virgin girl" wasn't 16, and probably wasn't a virgin, either.
GovRocknar: really she's 15
TheLord: oh
revalex1: yow
Rev_Dr_Lon: Parents Interested in Small Subgenius Operations For Fun = PISS OFF
TheLord: no she was 15
TheLord: I talked to her mother at lenth
bulldaddy: Pope Pissoff might not like that.
GovRocknar: and hey if Goddess Gertrude and Alex get together, it's ANOTHER PAIR of Yeti's bonding! ;)
bulldaddy: Or he might, actually.
TheLord: ha LOn we can have Piss Off run it
revalex1: a damned good idea, Govnuh
Rev_Dr_Lon: hahahaha
TheLord: There's the wolf gaurding the Chicken coop
magdalen: how about the Next Of Kin
bulldaddy: As the Elder SubGenius, Pissoff would be a good candidate.
magdalen: not everything has to be an acronym, people
revalex1: lol
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TheLord: yes it does!
Sly|nap: Parents Enthusiastically Engaging in Subgenism.
Sly|nap: PEES!
AKA: Acronyms are delicious
magdalen: nuh uhhhhh!
Sly|nap: Hey, magdalen PEES! do you?
bulldaddy: How about a backronym?
TheLord: I I think we have a winner!
TheLord: PEES!
revalex1: that is brilliant!
TheLord: I second PEES
GovRocknar: Parents Or Other Parties?
TheLord: I've been a Pee-er for 3 years
TheLord: and i'm proud to say...
bulldaddy: Hmmm...PEES does make sense.
TheLord: my son's a SubGenius!
revalex1: Praise Connie!!!!
Sly|nap: glad to hear it =)
Sly|nap: bbiab.
bulldaddy: We should write a ditty for them, you know, to sing in the minivan on the way X-Day.
AKA: Parents Intentionally Not Eyeing Things He & Everybody Needs (PINE THEN? hmmmm nah..)
AKA: I reiterate:
AKA: lets face it... if they're hiding out in the woods while their teenage kids run around doin' some random substances, doin some random subgeniuses, and dancing and soaking in some sub-negative-amount of clothes, they're not "hiding out, being bored" they're "covering their sensory organs, being smart"
revalex1: point well taken, AKA
magdalen: yeah alex, maybe they just told YOU they were bored because they didn't want you to know about all the mad sex that was going on while you were away
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TheLord: Yes, let's definately keep them in the woods
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TheLord: but lets put them together so we can watch em
RevSector: holy hell, you're still talking about the parent thing?
Dr_N stares forward blankly.
GovRocknar: keep them close to the tent with the RAINBOW American flag
bulldaddy: Throw them to the alt.slack crowd.
AKA: we can point them to alt.slack village and then trip them into that new huge pond...
Dr_N: where's YSJ when you need him
AKA: then pour some cement mix into it
RevSector: on most of the channels I socialize in, you'd all be talking about sandwiches by now.
Dr_N: he'd know what to do
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pisces: i am being annoyed later
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GovRocknar: By the year 2102, you will be able to see the super-skycrapers in Erie from Brushwood.
AKA: pisces - I would rather annoy you now, than later.
Dr_N: if I ever shot up my place of employment, it'd be with an industrial laser and a pair of marine deep-cycle batteries on my back
GovRocknar: By the year 2102, there will be a full sized CITY of over 100,000 in Sherman
Dr_N: thick bakelite glasses glinting in the interminable glare of fluorescent lighting, buzzing in his eyes
bulldaddy: We shall assimilate the Shermanites!
AKA: someone break out the nanobots.
Dr_N: "Simmons! Come over here!"
GovRocknar: By the year 2102, Brushwood will have to have a DOME to protect the flora and fauna from the toxic enviroment outside.
Dr_N: "There's a nerd in the lower offices causing havoc with a home-made laser rifle, get a level seven security team down there NOW!"
RevSector is away: afk.
GovRocknar: By the year 2102, it will be SAFER to drink the water from the PONDS at Brushwood than it will be to drink Sherman water.
bulldaddy: You mean it isn't already?
Dr_N: a caustic fog of vaporized cubicle wall felt oozes across the darkened office, crackles of laser-cut wiring sparkle in the haze
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bulldaddy: I find it so cute how the holy couple shares the puter.
GovRocknar: By the year 2102, sex change surgery will be SO ADVANCED, MEN WILL BE ABLE TO BEAR THEIR OWN CHILDREN!
Dr_N: sinister quiet buzzing servos creep slow down along ruined walls, scanning the fog with deadly intent
AKA: the only problem with that is, by the year 2102, they will be able to make children out of two eggs, so there will no longer be any men to have the surgery
bulldaddy: Two eggs? How about two toenail cells?
AKA: actually, you only need one toenail cell.
GovRocknar: or a hair cell
bulldaddy: The second is a spare.
GovRocknar: or a swab from your inside cheek
Dr_N: "They're not finding him, sir, but if he's not in there he's not anywhere else or the door sensors would have picked him up, what's our next move?"
Dr_N: "Gas the room."
Dr_N: "Sir, may I remind you that there may be valuable employees still alive on that level."
GovRocknar: "Actvate the RIOT CONTROL DROIDS!"
Dr_N: "Gas the room."
GovRocknar: "Actvate the RIOT CONTROL DROIDS!"
Dr_N: "Yes, sir."
Dr_N: A silent invisible layer of halothane floods across ruined desks, singed and burning corpses, bodies shuddering, suffocating, leaks slow through a man-sized hole burned through the floor into the parking complex.
GovRocknar: By the year 2102, Michael Jackson's grandchildren will be WHITER THAN WHITE!
Dr_N: they'll be transparent, like the visible man
GovRocknar: By the year 2102, Amish people will have evolved to a 20th Century level of technology.
bulldaddy: No, they'll die out before then.
bulldaddy: Inbreeding.
Dr_N: their gene pool may be small, but it's stolid
GovRocknar: By the year 2102, DJ Jeddidiah will be in charge of the OrKillMe XM radio station.
bulldaddy: Offhand, is any of this worth listening to? http://www.angelfire.com/pq/bulldaddy/sa.html
Dr_N: I'm moving again
Dr_N: I've been throwing away my stuff all day
Dr_N: I do this about once every two years now
bulldaddy: My favorite track from that address is Looney Drug Bust.
Dr_N: I should keep a weblog
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Dr_N: maybe then I could convince someone to give me money
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slitta: ciao
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magdalen: you know what
magdalen: I love boys too!
revalex1: yippee!
bulldaddy: As opposed to what?
bulldaddy: Furbys?
revalex1: alright gang, ive got to go eat stuff now.
revalex1: au revoir all
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Rev_Dr_Lon: food and smokes are here now, bbl
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Lilith is back
Rev_Dr_Lon: anybody awake?
Lilith: No.
Lilith: I'm fighting the urge to pass out.
Rev_Dr_Lon: punch it in the balls
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Rev_Dr_Lon: hello duchess
duchess_of: hola
duchess_of: how was x day?
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Chaka: Evening all from Chaka Kenjamin
duchess_of: hols
duchess_of: hola*
Chaka: So I am loving all of the xdv pics. Haven't seen myself once yet.
Lilith is still fighting the urge to nap YET AGAIN
Lilith is back
Lilith: Chaka: Did we meet?
Chaka: Only very briefly. And my buddy asked you about 3 times about the open mike.
Chaka: I'm afraid I myself wasn't all that interesting.
Chaka: If anyone remembers me, it will be as the big guy with the big beer glass. Oh well.
Lilith: Oh well. I kinda wish that someone would've gone up and ranted on Friday or Saturday, bribe or no bribe.
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Lilith: I don't think people understood the bribe concept that clearly.
Chaka: But your wedding was beautiful & I bought a dance with Thea.
Cosmiks: Hey hey hey
Chaka: Yeh yeh yeh!
Cosmiks: whoa whoa whoa
Lilith: Chaka: OK, now I do remember you. Sorry about remembering you by your beer glass. You did help Thea and I have a wonderful wedding though. :)
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Cosmiks: Anybody seen Pros?
Lilith: Yeah, Pros was in earlier.
Chaka: Perhaps in the future I'll get to know more folks more personally. Actually did a fair amount of sleeping.
Lilith: Chaka: AH. Sleep, good.
Lilith: DAMN good, in fact.
Cosmiks: Shoot, ah well
Lilith: So good, I'm STILL fighting the urge to sleep.
duchess_of: lil - congrats on your nuptuals
Cosmiks: Least he's back
Cosmiks: So how was x-day peeps?
Chaka: Amazing Cos. So much more so than I ever imagined.
Lilith: Thank you, Duchess. :)
Cosmiks: Cool
Lilith: My X-Day was both slackful and slackless. Weird.
Lilith: But next year, I'
Cosmiks: yeh the big year
Lilith: But next year, I'm blowing off ANY labor on my part.
Cosmiks: the BIG YEAR
Lilith: I quit my job as stage manager. It felt GREAT.
Cosmiks: I'll be 18 woohoo
Chaka: I had been kinda lurking for a few months. But I really didn't get it until I saw 1st hand.
Lilith: Now Phloighd ahs that job. Heh heh heh.
Cosmiks: Big ol' nasty thundystormz down hereyo
Chaka: Now I know I am SubG to the bone.
Chaka: Same here (Hartford CT)
Lilith: Chaka: Gabba gabba!
Rev_Dr_Lon does the "Stangs logging this whole chat" dance
Chaka: Next year, I will leave myself an extra day on both sides and sleep then
Cosmiks: HAIL GENERAL STANG
Rev_Dr_Lon: cos, where you at?
Chaka: (If I'm not living at BWood for the whole damn summer)
RevRash: First time there Chaka?
Cosmiks: I'm sipping cold fruit chalupas in the Galaxy NGC 5018
Rev_Dr_Lon: ok....is this cozmodiar?
Lilith: OK, I'm hoping that I have cash in my bank account. PRAY FOR ME!
Chaka: Indeed. Paid my $30 + $30. Got much priceless slack.
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Cosmiks: No, I'm with The Cosmiks (no worries, just a rockband)
Cosmiks: Pros!!!!
ProstataCa: howdy
Rev_Dr_Lon: i want to talk to cozmodiar so bad
Rev_Dr_Lon: i want to circuit bend a sk-1 and i need advise
Rev_Dr_Lon: he sounded sooo cool i gotta try it
Chaka: Lon: I was hoping to plug my brother into that SK-1 stuff too! Very cool!
Cosmiks: Lovely rain!!! rain!!!!, oh pure dark water !!!!!!!!!
ProstataCa: i wish it would rain here.
Rocknar: howdy
Rocknar: I'm writing a short story...
Cosmiks: Me too... it might it might... gettin kinda cloudyyyy
Rocknar: short novel that is
Chaka: Howdy gov
Rev_Dr_Lon: i use to have a sk-1
Cosmiks: I'm listenin to Jimi... he brings the rain dont ya know :P
Rev_Dr_Lon: as a child
Rocknar: "Under The Stars Of Brushwood"
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Chaka: So did my bro. Fun toy, but not as cool as Cosmodiar's!
Cosmiks: Beware the Forkys... and the Spoonys and the..
Rev_Dr_Lon: his is like the fuckin king of casio
Lilith: Well, I'm fucked, rent-wise. SIGH.
Lilith: I'm $-200 in the hole
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ProstataCa: bugger
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Rev_Dr_Lon: things will work out
AKA: greetings
Cosmiks: you could always construct a cyclo-dome with s-41 26 diglycerides
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Chaka: hi aka
Lilith: I'm trying REALLY HARD not to freak out.
NedWreck: boo!
Rev_Dr_Lon: dont freak out
Cosmiks: dont freak
Rev_Dr_Lon: everything will be ok
NedWreck: about what?
Lilith: About my bank account being SERIOUSLY in the red, with rent past due.
Rocknar: That was DAN FORREST!
RevSector: NedWreck: Lil's 200 bucks in the hole, and... yeah.
Rev_Dr_Lon: it will work out
AKA: hi chAKA.
Cosmiks: purple haze
Cosmiks: all in my head
Lilith: SIGH.
Chaka: rutherford t hayes
Chaka: all in my brain
Chaka: james k polk
NedWreck: think about being in West Virginia, no cash, can't find paper with credit card pin# on it and debit card is borked
Chaka: is just the same
NedWreck: and you have to get on a toll road
AKA: write them a I.O.U.
Rocknar: it's the con, they want us to suffer economically
NedWreck: i bummed quarters at a kmart
Cosmiks: con noc
Rocknar: the con wants to drive people to the point where robbing a bank is an ATTRACTIVE idea.
AKA: can anybody here recommend a good p2p? I'm having a hellish time finding the videos for the day my baby gave me a surprise, and secret agent man...
Rev_Dr_Lon: kazaa
Rev_Dr_Lon: get kazaa
Rocknar: kazaa is good
Rocknar: I have it
piAFK: anyone who has free LD or doesnt mind paying Long Distance.. phloighd needs help staying awake tonite
Cosmiks: HoS...can't wait can't wait...HoS...
Rocknar: Lon, we should start up a SubG kazaa site
piAFK: if you are bored call phloighd
AKA: why does phloighd need to stay awake?
Rocknar: pi, I'll call him
Rocknar: I got airtime
piAFK: phloighd is at work
Chaka: last i saw kazaa's surf tracking can be undone
ProstataCa: Cosmiks: someone just put 4 new hours-o-slack on my server.
AKA: I thought kazaa has like spyware or something?
piAFK: 3362027091
AKA: what does phloighd do for work?
Rocknar: pi, did phloighd ever get one of my MAME disks or one of my X-Day music mix?
whybot: hey Ned, how did the bike do on the long trip up there?
Cosmiks: Pros: Can't wait, thanks !
whybot: I bet you know that seat like the palm of your hand,,,,,
NedWreck: pretty damned good i won't do it again for a number of reasons
ProstataCa: ok. gotta go to sleep now. goodnight
Cosmiks: nite pros
RevSector: nn, Prostata.
whybot: street bike + highway = speeding ticket
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whybot: no way around it
Cosmiks: Hmm
AKA: someone call him and call in a tornado alert. :P
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NedWreck: ya know those roadside radar things that tell you how fast yer going? the scooter wouldn't register
whybot: they didn't nail you even opnce all the way up there?
NedWreck: nope
whybot: thats whats wrong with this country, the pigs nowdays just don't TRY
NedWreck: or back
NedWreck: or they're afraid of geeks
NedWreck: on scooters
whybot: I had a '79 kz1000 that just didn't feel right until you were cruising at 90
whybot: seriously
NedWreck: same for this thing
whybot: and that is why I got rid of it
whybot: I got it up to 120 on the way back from Tuscon once and the gas cap blew open from the venturi effect and the gas sucked out like WOOOSH! and soaked my shirt
NedWreck: wheee!
whybot: I damn near shit my trousers
NedWreck: heh
Chaka: gnight all
whybot: all I hear is clikWHOOSH and hgas is everywhere and I'm going 120
whybot: later
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whybot: what finally convinced me to get rid of it was the only time I wasn't driving like a wolverine on meth some stupid bitch cut a left in front of me
whybot: she looked right at me and stopped so I wrote her off. boy did she show me!
NedWreck: have you had a chance to work on that tankslapper thing?
whybot: The current idea is to either frame the outside with chain or drill it out and put huge boltheads around the edge
whybot: ? ? ?
NedWreck: boltheads, definitely
sisterzute: ahhhhh! no simpsons! dam baseball allstare game! dam FOX!
NedWreck: damn them all!
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WaWBot: hey NEd, It's ME buddy
WaWBot: MERCY!!!
NedWreck: oh, sorry
sisterzute: oh stop bickering you silly bots
NedWreck: and you is?
WaWBot: lightning here, i got the chop
WaWBot: lots of lightning
WaWBot: anybody?
GovRocknar: not here
WaWBot: I thought I got the chop again
NedWreck: i wish it would rain,
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whybot: fuggggg
whybot: so, Ned, do you like the chain frame around the oval or the boltheads or???
NedWreck: it's 10:39 pm here 88 degrees with 95% humidity.
NedWreck: boltheads
whybot: wise choice
GovRocknar: .msg piafk Phloighd says hi
NedWreck: fans ain't getting it
whybot: and by coincidence I HAVE boltheads
whybot: GREAT BIG FUCKERS
NedWreck: i knew that you would
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whybot: it got up to around 90 here so I hooked up the AC unit for the first time in 3 years and now its acting like its going to rain
whybot: so how big a tankslapper do you want to fondle?
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whybot: I am being taken control of by powerful forces that demand milk and bread from the store, BRB
Bryan: Hey hey.
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Bryan: Waaaaah! I missed X-day. *pout*
GovRocknar: hey maggie
GovRocknar: mags, you remember the sci-fi show "The Prisoner"?
magdalen: hey kids
magdalen: I know of it
GovRocknar: we'll have to make next year a Prisoner-themed X-day
Bryan: "The Prisoner" rocked. Got all the DVDs. :)
GovRocknar: "X-day, Number Six!"
GovRocknar: Bryan, do they have lots of extras?
-*pipeline*- GO NATIONAL LEAGUE
Bryan: Gov: *L* That would rock! But who gets to be #6 and #2?
Bryan: Gov: Nope. But the pictures are beautiful and there are a couple of alternative versions of episodes.
GovRocknar: Stang would be Number Two. Legume would be Number Two also. JESUS would be Number Two. There'd be a LOT of Number Two's
Bryan: I spent the weekend stoned on painkillers. antibiotics and watching DVDs.
AKA: but WHO is number 1?
GovRocknar: BOB!
Bryan: AKA: That would be telling. ;)
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Bryan: My S/O is set to drop our offspring on the 25th. I'm reproducing! The horror!
RevSector: what is the world coming to?!?
magdalen: an end?
Bryan: Do any of you have kids? I'm financially prepared for this, but not mentally!
AKA: call phloigd, bryan, he will set you straight.
magdalen: eh, it's not as hard as the experts make you think
magdalen: wipe em when they're dirty, feed em when they're hungry, that's about it
Bryan: Aka: Will do.
magdalen: talk to em and all like that
Bryan: U/S says it's a boy. we were debating the pros and cons of circumcision today. again.
RevSector hasn't ever had children. or sex. or a date. or a first kiss. or a hug from a female outside of his extended family.
whybot: a quick offer of crackers in exchange for bread and cold water in lieu of milk has saved me from a trip to the store, YAY!
Bryan: Revsec: Ouchies. :(
whybot: Mags: and treat them like little adults instead of cute little toys, don't forget that
AKA: "why circumsize?" so he doesnt say "why are you strange daddy?"
NedWreck: well, that's the same for me.
Bryan: whybot: No ramen noodles?
RevSector: Bryan: hah. I'm only 16.
RevSector: Bryan: but that's still fairly sad.
whybot: no need, the chilti was secured but there was a request for milk and bread. let them eat crackers I sez
Bryan: AKA: S/O is Jewish.
magdalen: well if she's jewish then ya gotta do it
NedWreck: bris!
Bryan: RevSec: Be patient. It'll happen. I lost my virginity when I was 26!
magdalen: but otherwise I say not to do it
whybot: aka: why is your kid looking at your dick?
magdalen: though I have to say in the end it doesn't matter as much as you think it does
Bryan: mag: Well, she was raised Jewish but is a practising Wiccan.
NedWreck: i keep mine in the bottom drawer of my desk
whybot: a JEWICCAN!
Bryan: mag: Women I know usually say they prefer the "cut version".
RevSector: hah.
AKA: whybot - I take it you've never been to brushwood for x-day?
Bryan: whybot: *L* Yep!
magdalen: those women are silly. the folds straighten out when it gets hard, you can't tell the difference
whybot: I hear women go for the snuffleuphagus in a big way
magdalen: not to be all weird, talking about your unborn baby getting a hardon
Bryan: <-- Has a snuffleuphagus.
NedWreck: pkitty got bitched out for pissing behind his tent by one of the pagans
whybot: do they? get hard ons in yer guts?
Bryan: mag: Well, his future sex life is an issue in this matter.
whybot: hmmm,,,,,,
magdalen: man he's not even born yet and yer lettin a bunch of subgenius freaks influence your decision whether or not to slice up his pecker
magdalen: that is SO surreal
whybot: maybe he'll be born with 2 DICKS and you can let him try one of each!
Bryan: mag: *L* I've been driving all our friends CRAZY with questions like this.
Bryan: why: *L*
NedWreck: or 4 dicks then he could be a cow
whybot: fuck a bunch of cutting off a hunk of a babies dick, what the fuck are you thinking?
magdalen: well, I tell you what is that I didn't want it done to my boy but I let someone else make the decision, so it got done, and in the end it hasn't seemed to make much difference
NedWreck: or it could be a goil
magdalen: but then there are those support groups for guys who think it ruined their lives
magdalen: but then there are those guys who get it done after they grow up
whybot: "babies don't feel pain, they're MADE O' RUBBAH"
magdalen: they use anesthetic
whybot: so?
magdalen: so it doesn't hurt
Bryan: mag: Who decided?
magdalen: the baby's genetic father
Bryan: mag: So you've been through all this.
NedWreck: food's done
whybot: ask ANYBODY. "would you mind if I cut off a small portion of the tip of your dick? it won't hurt, I'll use anethetic" and see how many takers you getr
magdalen: yeah
RevSector: whybot: ooh, ooh, ooh!
Bryan: mag: Mind if I PM?
magdalen: ok
whybot: here's a deal for you: YOU cut it off your self. look the little guy in the EYE and CHOP IT RIGHT OFF.
whybot: don't pass the buck pal
whybot: if you can get psyched for it then it's a good idea
AKA: whybot if ANYBODY is looking in his eyes, when they're cutting that off... well, lets just say, they won't have a boy anymore.
Lilith is gone, 30 Minute Auto Away
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whybot: fucking barbarians going around choppoing off dick tips
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RevSector: I just realized that I've had "Slogan's Run" looping for the past hour.
NedWreck: mmmmmmmm! Don Miguel Saltillo Tee Vee Dinner! Packed by REAL MEXICANS I'll bet!
RevSector: (the track, not the CD.)
whybot: Michal = "who is like God"
whybot: 1) daughter of king Saul, sister of Jonathan, wife of king David, and mother of five; given to David as wife for the bride price of 100 Philistine foreskins
whybot: sucks to be them
magdalen: Micha EL
NedWreck: bet most of the dick was still attached
whybot: Miykal
RevSector: 100 philistine foreskins? how'd they coerce the philistines into giving those up?
NedWreck: kill them first?
whybot: hey look this forskin is REALLY LONG! BONUS!
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RevSector: NedWreck: bah.
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whybot: they asked them please please please and then when they refused they killed them
RevSector: NedWreck: wouldn't they, you know, notice after 100 virile men disappeared from their city?
whybot: can you imagine the necklace that would have made?
Rev_Dr_Lon: damn grampa stole the computer while i was in the bathroom
NedWreck: they dint have to be viril or men
whybot: RevSec: not when they were killing each other like flies every single day of the week
RevSector: whybot: ahh, good point.
whybot: "AND THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THOSE COME FROM"
RevSector: NedWreck: also a good point, although virile men would make for the largest target group.
RevSector: NedWreck: if you have 100 newborns disappearing, it's going to be even more obvious.
NedWreck: they coulda been virilous and therefor no great loss
magdalen: what I can't figure out is why a powerful space alien would ask primitive humans to do that
magdalen: just so he could tell em apart?
magdalen: why not use advanced laser scanning?
whybot: that would be even cooler than a Nam vet ear necklace, i bet them NAm guys get all misty eyed when they read about all them foreskins they coulda made necklaces out of
magdalen: was his vehicle damaged?
whybot: Mags: as a joke, of course
whybot: JHVH-1- "GET IT?" GET IT?" "HUH HUH HUH"
magdalen: heh
RevSector: <alien> hey, let's see if we can make them cut off the tips of the penii of their newborns!
whybot: "MUHFUKKIN PHILISTENES THINK THEY SO BAD AND SHIT"
NedWreck: maybe the philistines were a race of jocks
RevSector: <alien> give them some crap about ease of washing, and they'll never know the difference!
whybot: wouldn't it be easier to wash your hands if you chopped of your little fingers?
whybot: think of all the time you could save!
RevSector: you're right.
RevSector: that's 20% less finger right there!
whybot: PER HAND!
RevSector gets his bandsaw.
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NedWreck: why not just cut your hands off and be rid of them?
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magdalen: hi chrislee!
ChrisLee: aloha
AKA: I prefer the ease of washing my brain out without a head.
whybot: I can make anybody hooks that takes Ned up on it, FYI
RevSector: AKA: what brain? *ducks*
whybot: so no worries mate
AKA: Sector, you know, the one in my nether regions.
AKA: after all, if I cut off my head, I have none.
whybot: but the neck stump is TO DIE FOR
NedWreck: fuck the stump! fuck it! FUUUUCK IIIIT!
RevSector: you can grab one of those plastic heads off of a mannequin down at the mall and nobody will be the wiser!
AKA: hey, I only let the ladies feel it up, lick it, and well, okay, if they have strap-ons, or REALLY large clits...
whybot: Ned: did you see my neck stump poem to the wrestler xposters?
NedWreck: nope
whybot: poems, actually
whybot: well you are missing out
RevSector is away: taking a nap.
NedWreck: how long ago was it?
whybot: pome 1: FLOP THAT NECK STUMP MR WRASSLER, FLOP IT TO AND FRO
whybot: FLOP IT BACK AND FLOP IT FRONT AND FLOP IT HIGH AND LOW!
whybot: YOUR NECK STUMP ON MY JOHNSON IS WHAT MAKES ME STAY UP NIGHTS
whybot: SO FLOP THAT HAIRY NECK STUMP AND PLEASE WEAR YOUR CARE BEAR TIGHTS!
NedWreck: hehhehheh
whybot: pome 2:
whybot: when a wrassler gives you neck stump you will want to wash your dick
whybot: that filthy mucous slim jim grease will really make you sick
whybot: if you want to use their headstumps don't expect them to be tight
whybot: their brains are soft and mooshy and they rot in half a night
whybot: now wrasslers are not cleanly types, they are soaked with awful germs
whybot: so you soak them fine in turpentine and burn off all the worms
whybot: most of them are big and fat so you put them on a table
whybot: and set the neck stump facing out so you can pump it on your cable
whybot: the B.O. from wrasslers bodies stinks like menses from a pig
whybot: that has been boiled in limburger and the juice from moldy ciggs
whybot: then set on fire and pissed on out by some herpes covered whore
whybot: and wrapped up in a fishhead that has rotted on the shore
whybot: if that doesn't bother you then wrassler stump's a treat
whybot: if you live next to a dog food shop you'll make a fortune off the meat
whybot: now you can keep a wrassler stump for almost 2 whole weeks
whybot: that stump you'll pump until it dumps and oozes from it's cheeks
whybot: C'MON, EVERBODY!
NedWreck: dammit, you cooked this one too long
whybot: well, you know
whybot: it was hot out there and any reason to hide inside seemed valid at the time
whybot: so whenI build the tankslapper logo and you guys break up you will still have to be tankslapper yourself, you realize that right?
NedWreck: yup
whybot: you will be like 80 years old and you will STILL have to be tankslapper
Bryan: Okay, I'm off to get tea! Later all!
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whybot: and when you die you can bolt it right on the headstone
whybot: or have a friend do it,,,,
NedWreck: but, i got off the scooter yesterday at 5pm bone tired and still made band practice at 6
NedWreck: that's how bad I want it to work
GovRocknar: I got something I whipped up with paint
NedWreck: what?
magdalen: what
GovRocknar: check this. ;)
magdalen: I didn't post that in the open channel, did I?
magdalen: no?
magdalen: good
magdalen: never mind
magdalen: go about your business, citizens
whybot: I started taking bass lessons from the guy in the middle: http://www.dyingtribe.com/gallery.htmll
GovRocknar: you like? ;)
whybot: thats a black Carvin 6 string fretless he's wailing on in the pic
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NedWreck: pretty neat Rock
GovRocknar: hey BJB!
magdalen: hi banjobob!
GovRocknar: thanks ned
banjobob: Oh! lots of people
GovRocknar: maggie, you like my Xd6 poster?
NedWreck: i'm teaching myself by finding bass tabs for the songs i want/have to learn
Rev_Dr_Lon: BANJOBOB!!!!
magdalen: eh, I guess so
GovRocknar: I just wish I could make the pennyfarthing bicycle a lot sharper
magdalen: not knowing the show I don't really get it
GovRocknar: OMG
banjobob: You made it bacl RDL!
GovRocknar: you never saw "The Prisoner"?
NedWreck: it was cool seeing chas playing the same bass as i got
GovRocknar: ask The Lord if he saw that sci-fi show and then show him my postetr
NedWreck: mine's coole though
whybot: Ned: he explained things in a way that made so much sense I felt like a fool for keeping to myself all these years
NedWreck: cooler
Rev_Dr_Lon: bob....i thought i was dancing with you for like 20 minutes at tranquility base.....but it turned out to be a pagan with dreads...
whybot: what did you bet agin?
whybot: get
whybot: what bass?
banjobob: Yeah well, I showed those pagans how to dance!
Rev_Dr_Lon: did you see asquire dance?
NedWreck: ibanez g10
Rev_Dr_Lon: i think next year there has to be a dance competition
banjobob: That might be an idea RDL
NedWreck: i took some of those dice valve stem caps and put them on the controls all the sixes face out
Rev_Dr_Lon: you had better practice....asquires got some moves....
GovRocknar: Lon, you ever watch The Prisoner?
Rev_Dr_Lon: nope
GovRocknar: okay
banjobob: Hey
Rev_Dr_Lon: now that im back from x-day im all horny
banjobob: rock, I just saw the Simpsons takeoff of the Prisoner
GovRocknar: then you'll love this
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RevBro-VT: Most peoples must be back from another Failed X-Day...
whybot: Ned: is this it? http://tinpan.fortunecity.com/bootsy/138/Page2.html
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NedHunting: brb
banjobob: I'm still getting used to noise and humans.
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banjobob: humid days and nights...
banjobob: and the CON fucking me.
magdalen: yeah I think next year's campaign should be "Bring a WOMAN that has never been before"
whybot: "and will GO this time"
banjobob: yeah more women, all women
banjobob: all the time
RevGary: BANJOBOB
RevGary: sup
magdalen: whoah, what's up with a.b.s.! no new pictures in like an hour!
Rev_Dr_Lon: we need more chicks
banjobob: HELL! I couldn't get ANYONE to go this year.
Rev_Dr_Lon: im gonna gather a ton for next year
whybot: Hey mags, did you see the saucer pics I put up?
Rev_Dr_Lon: ...not really....im lonely....
banjobob: Hey REvGary!
Rev_Dr_Lon cries
sisterzute: and no pics of me on abs and I jumped infront of all the camaras
RevBro-VT: I think my junk mail filters have been eating all my mail for the last 3 or 4 days...
RevBro-VT: And I can't get on A.B.S. because the new servers are down for scheduled maintainence.
banjobob: I believe my filters got clogged and spewwed every thing into my regular mail
sisterzute: next year I will bring girls! as long as y'all dont scare them to bad chances are I'll have to live in the same town as them all the rest of the year
RevBro-VT: Unless they don't make it back... muahahahaha...
banjobob: Scaring is what I was thinking of!
Rev_Dr_Lon: i need a yeti chick
Rev_Dr_Lon: i just need a woman
banjobob: OOps!ISN'T
Rev_Dr_Lon: not a girl...a woman
Rev_Dr_Lon: somebody who is just lookin for a nice guy
magdalen: heh
sisterzute: yeti chicks are hard to find even for other yeti chicks
banjobob: a nice guy with a 10" cock
Rev_Dr_Lon: i can feel the post x-day slack crash comin
magdalen: or really long, curly eyelashes
RevBro-VT: Bobcore, stop using the millimeter ruler...
whybot: or horrible burn scars
whybot: or a bionic index finger
RevBro-VT: With rotate and vibrate?!?
banjobob: mutilated cattle burns
whybot: or fully webbed toes
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whybot: a nice man with a parsitic twin is all any girl could possibly ask for, PLUS MORE
whybot: parasitic
banjobob: ooh, I could go for a guy with a parasitic twin...
magdalen: who couldn't!
banjobob: wait, I have a parasitic twin!
magdalen: that's HOT!
whybot: head out or head in?
banjobob: hehehe
RevBro-VT: Does that mean you have to pay for THREE meals... forget it!
sisterzute: basketcase porn
whybot: DON'T YOU FUCKING LAUGH AT ME
whybot: hahahaha
banjobob: WHatcha got in the basket kid?
whybot: do they charge you double at the all you can eat buffet place?
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banjobob: just sneak it in under your clothing
Rev_Dr_Lon: damn lightning storm
whybot: you could get one of those chest baby carriers and pretend you are carrying your kid around and then SURPRISE!!!
banjobob: There's a picture of me and my twin from one x-day paaaaast.
Rev_Dr_Lon: my girl i was waiting for at home dumped me the day after i got back
whybot: WHIP IT OUT on them!
whybot: BUH BUH BUHBUH
whybot: sorry
whybot: inertia
banjobob: brutal bitch, Lon
Rev_Dr_Lon: yeah
Rev_Dr_Lon: she could have told me before i left
Rev_Dr_Lon: then i would have been on a chick hunt the whole time
banjobob: I gotta sleep now.
whybot: or too bummed out to even masturbate
Rev_Dr_Lon: nite banjobob
banjobob: must slave for wages tomorrow
Rev_Dr_Lon: i didnt whack off the whole time i was gone
whybot: gnite
Rev_Dr_Lon: i would think of her and go limp
GovRocknar: Lon, you like the poster?
banjobob: TMI Lon
magdalen: awwww
GovRocknar: Banjobob?
banjobob: night all
Rev_Dr_Lon: when i like somebody i cant whack off for some reason
sisterzute: oh, Lon
magdalen: that's so..... sweet I guess
magdalen: gnight banjobob
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sisterzute: night
Rev_Dr_Lon: i just think of them as i fall asleep and have good wholesome dreams of them
Rev_Dr_Lon: the day we got back i had her over for movies and i fell asleep on her
Rev_Dr_Lon: it was peaceful...but then the next day...BANG!! - SHOT DOWN YET AGAIN
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whybot: RUN, its a SEXMONSTER!
whybot: whew, its gone
magdalen: heh
whybot: that was a close one
Rev_Dr_Lon: i nearly shat myself
whybot: Mags: I demand that you look at the saucer pics I put on ABS, please?
magdalen: I couldn't find them
whybot: with hersheys onnit?
whybot: I reposted them, they are there now on this end
magdalen: stupid time werner only saves so many binaries and old stang filled it nearly all up with wacky mp3s that you need a special reader to hear
whybot: can you dcc?
magdalen: I don't see a saucer I just see hills and sky
whybot: thats the first one
whybot: thats where it lives
Rev_Dr_Lon: are they .mpga files?
whybot: there are 19 pics
whybot: .jpgs
Rev_Dr_Lon: stangs wierd files...mpga's?
whybot: try those for starters
magdalen: I don't know what they are, alls I know is you have to put them all together to have something you can hear
Rev_Dr_Lon: ohhhhh
magdalen: I have a program that does that but I don't know where it is
Rev_Dr_Lon: yeah
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Rev_Dr_Lon: thats tricky if ya never done it before
Rev_Dr_Lon: i can give ya a tutorial on that
magdalen: eh, I got the thingy that does it automagically
Rev_Dr_Lon: ok
magdalen: somewheres
whybot: so when you guys want to go visit a real saucer let me know and I'll take you there
Rev_Dr_Lon: mags....your too hot in person....i was afraid to talk to ya
RevBro-VT: Since when does Stang stayed logged in?
whybot: it's 18 miles in the middle of nowhere
magdalen: aww
whybot: since they wired his eyes open
Rev_Dr_Lon: i would look at ya...then look at jesus...and run like hell
RevBro-VT: WhyBot, where those pictures of the craft in the desert yours?
whybot: yup!
RevBro-VT: Someone actually lived in that thing at one time?
whybot: yup!
Rev_Dr_Lon: i kept expecting "you lookin at my woman?!?!?!" and seein the lord charge me and beat me with the megaphone
Rev_Dr_Lon: i had horrible dreams about jesus beating me with the megaphone about 6 months ago
Rev_Dr_Lon: every night for weeks
whybot: don't fear jesus, jesus is your buddy
Rev_Dr_Lon: it was terrible
magdalen: wow, that's some crazy saucer all right, whybot
magdalen: Rev_Dr_Lon: you're not the only one to have those dreams
magdalen: once I had a dream about Hell
whybot: you can't see it from anywhere until you pop up on top of that hill
whybot: and then its a 360 degree veiw
magdalen: and in it, it turned out that the Lord was on the staff of Hell and his job was to sit on a high stool above the sufferers and taunt them with the megaphone
RevBro-VT: When I was REALLY young, like 30 years ago, near my grandparent's house, someone had a place that was 4 feet off the ground and was like a story and a half of living space that looked like a saucer, port hole windows, a little bubble skylight on top, the works.
magdalen: he would like, make fun of them, and tell all the other people why the person was in hell
sisterzute: mags: was that before y'all got hitched then?
magdalen: "You there! You fucked a damn DOG! Was it WORTH IT, fucker??? Ha ha haaa!"
magdalen: like that
Rev_Dr_Lon: hahahahaha
magdalen: I think it was before we got married but after we were engaged, I don't really remember
Rev_Dr_Lon: mags, i still have pics of your sons birthday party
magdalen: jeez, that's creepy
Rev_Dr_Lon: haha
magdalen: I thought I had password protected those
Rev_Dr_Lon: from the webcam
magdalen: huh
magdalen: oh well
magdalen: the wacky internet, what are you going to do
sisterzute: man I miss brushwook luckly I stored slack up in my body fat and bone marrow and can live off it for a while
magdalen: yeah
Rev_Dr_Lon: you had a webcam runnin a while back ago and there was a birthday party
magdalen: yeah but it was supposed to go to a secure site
Rev_Dr_Lon: it was on the webcam portal
RevBro-VT: It was abandoned already then...
magdalen: YOU weren't supposed to be able to see THOSE pictures, ya crazy perverts
Rev_Dr_Lon: well...sorry
pm`: h0h0h0h0
Rev_Dr_Lon: i captioned them funny...
magdalen: ah, like I say, what ya gonna do
sisterzute: y'all got nothin better to do?
magdalen: heh, well as long as you captioned them funny
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Rev_Dr_Lon: i have one of your son with one of those big sugar tubes...and it looks like he's got it in his nose......
magdalen: oh great
Rev_Dr_Lon: i have some wierd ass pics
Rev_Dr_Lon: like a bunch of sikki sleeping...
Rev_Dr_Lon: i have a thing for watching girls sleep...
sisterzute: man I cant remember what anyone I met looks like
NedHunting: i dint touch my camera once at xday
Rev_Dr_Lon: i wish i had a cam
pm`: http://Uber.Subgenius.net/~pm/slimngoat.jpg
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sisterzute: I got there names "oh ya I seen you on IRC" and noe I have no clue who the hell I met. thats so bad
whybot: hey, where do you buy a shagblaster cd from?
Rev_Dr_Lon: im turning to my gay friends to hook me up
sisterzute: ya fag hags rock
Rev_Dr_Lon: asquire wont hook me up with any of his fag hags
RevBro-VT: Hey WhyBot, this may have been it.... http://www.animagineer.myweb.nl/mags/mag10.htm
sisterzute: I know some hot chicks with sensative gay best freinds
RevBro-VT: Lon, by definition, fag hags want homosexual men...
magdalen: asquire is gay???
Rev_Dr_Lon: yup
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magdalen: no way!
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Rev_Dr_Lon: yeah
magdalen: nuh uh
Rev_Dr_Lon: its true
RevBro-VT: And not quiet about it either...
magdalen: hi kevbob
Rev_Dr_Lon: he really is
kevbob: yo
kevbob: what up?
magdalen: Lon says Asquire is gay!
whybot: kevbob!
whybot: my negro!
kevbob: no way!
magdalen: which I guess I remember him saying before
Rev_Dr_Lon: read his x-day review
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magdalen: but he's so cute!
whybot: you have the answer I seek!
kevbob: t wawawawa: word.
sisterzute: KEVBOB!
magdalen: can't he pass his gayness onto someone less adorable??
kevbob: zute: hello.
NedHunting: it'd be fun to load one of those daucer houses full of pinks and shove it down a ski jump ramp
Rev_Dr_Lon: im talkin to his boyfriend right now
NedHunting: hey kev
sisterzute: I missed you, you sexy thing
whybot: kevbob: where do you buy a shagblaster cd from?
whybot: I think I am ready to commit
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kevbob: zute: you may have me confused with kevbob the professional disc golf player. happens all the time.
kevbob: wawawawa" i bought mine from shagblaster. otherwise check walkingdead.net
sisterzute: no I know you, your the one that can make coffee
kevbob: heh
kevbob: wawawawa: shag and schabe were at xday 3 years ago or whenever that was, i snagged a copy then.
kevbob: ned: yo dude. feeling better?
NedWreck: niters you weirdos
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RevBro-VT: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0789207087/myfavoritmartian/103-1586160-3325410
whybot: I remember you posted some link and I grabbed a mp3 and thought GRRRRRR and then forgot about it until now
magdalen: oh kevbob why didn't you come to Xday???
Rev_Dr_Lon: my pants are too tight
magdalen: WHYYYYYY????
sisterzute: ok, do y'all really think its bad luck to light the last match in a pack?
kevbob: walkingdead.net is schabe's world and hosts a bunch of sites, shag's is on there, and contact info, i would assume, abounds. haven't been there in a while, so i dunno. but, i guess i should check it out, since i have a site there.
Rev_Dr_Lon: ive never heard that, zute
kevbob: zute: no, just keep chain smoking.
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magdalen: Rev_Dr_Lon: I read his report but I still think he woulda let me suck his cock if I really really tried. Also, I think he was right that the Lord and Stang were checking him out.
kevbob: maggie: well, i'm a loser.
Rev_Dr_Lon: hahahahaha
Rev_Dr_Lon: no, asquire is 100% gay
sisterzute: fuck it
magdalen: kevbob: there was COFFEEE and FREE WHISKEY there!
kevbob: i guess that would explain is impacted wisdom teeth. (snare drum...)
magdalen: Rev_Dr_Lon: well that sounds like a challenge to me
kevbob: maggie: damn.
Rev_Dr_Lon: why do you think he can dance so good?
magdalen: hi chrislee!
whybot: kevbob: I just emailed her/him/it and it is in the woiks. thanks!
Rev_Dr_Lon: because he's gay
kevbob: but. there's no such thing as a free whiskey.
sisterzute: I'm so glad people said nice things about the food/coffee on alt slack I'm going to show that to those guys and let them know they are loved
kevbob: wawawa: rawk on. let me know if there's a "new" cd. (ie, new since 3 years. shit. it's been 3 years. shit.)
ChrisLee: hey
magdalen: Rev_Dr_Lon: I saw on Sex in the City that the young people today are all about just fucking beautiful people, without prejudice of gender
RevBro-VT: Mags, don't you know the rules, Men can suck pussy right to a lesbian, and a women can suck cock right to a gay man... thems the rules...
whybot: ther eis no way I've been loitering in this place for 3 years, you 're a goddamn liar
Rev_Dr_Lon: i am scared of the beutiful people
kevbob: ok, 2 years?
sisterzute: mags: told you sex in the city was cool
kevbob: when was 2000?
Rev_Dr_Lon: they make me nervous
whybot: the only other conclusion is that I've been at this way to long
whybot: HULK HEAD HURT
whybot: MAKE HEAD HURT STOP<POUND POUND POUND>
sisterzute: TV BAD NEED MUSIC....SICK OF EVERYTHING I HAVE
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kevbob: try listening to somethign you haven't heard before.
sisterzute: my cdrom is down I need a new driver they say
whybot: have you ever heard Feedtime?
magdalen: go to spinner.com
sisterzute: and my new sort-of S/O has stuff I want to get
magdalen: they got it all there
magdalen: though they took out the all-christmas-music channel, which blows
ChrisLee: this is pretty effed-up. i'm looking at some "Rev V's" pix of XDV, 7am...
whybot: an old australian 3 piece growly gnarly thick bass slide guitar from hell 3 piece stuff
ChrisLee: and i appear in them, yet i have no recollection AT ALL of that
kevbob: you shouldn't need a driver, per se, for a cd-rom drive.
sisterzute: and the hithickers guide to the galaxy channel is off line
sisterzute: the error message I get says that the driver/controller for this device "has a problem"
RevBro-VT: Fluffertrax...
magdalen: ChrisLee: you can say fuck in here
ChrisLee: i prefer not to.
ChrisLee: gosh darn it
Rev_Dr_Lon: im all depressed now
RevBro-VT: Come on CL, say it slow.. f u ck
magdalen: because asquire is gay?
magdalen: or because sisterzute's cdr is broken?
Rev_Dr_Lon: no, because i was turned down once again
Rev_Dr_Lon: its hittin hard this time
magdalen: aw, cheer up
magdalen: you're a chick magnet!
Rev_Dr_Lon: but all the girls are the same polarity as me
magdalen: heh
magdalen: well then just rub yourself real hard until you reverse the polarity
magdalen: rub in the opposite direction!
ChrisLee: faster than the Flash?
whybot: or do a 69
whybot: of couse then you will never come unstuck
Rev_Dr_Lon: thats what im lookin for
Rev_Dr_Lon: i just want a girl who put up with me for the rest of my life
magdalen: well you're a bit young to find that
whybot: www.realdoll.com
ChrisLee: yeah, you;ve got yer whole life to get rejected in
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ChrisLee: should i see Reign of Fire, or Road to Perdition, this Sunday?
whybot: thanks for the conversation folks, I gotta go, see you all later
magdalen: bye whybot
ChrisLee: or, i guess, MIB2
kb: wawawa: lates
whybot: TTFN XOXOXOXOXOXOX
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RevBro-VT: I'm going to see Reign of Fire with the Wyf...
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ChrisLee: really? wouldn't you rather see Road to Perdition?
Rev_Dr_Lon: ive been playin with syringes lately
RevBro-VT: Not used ones I hope...
kb: those're the best kind.
RevBro-VT: Like Russian Roulette, don't know what you'll get...
kb: till it's gone.
Rev_Dr_Lon: nah, clean ones
Rev_Dr_Lon: ive been holding them up to my lighter and filling them with feul...then lighting them and pressing really hard and a 4 foot stream of fire shoots out
magdalen: freaky!
Rev_Dr_Lon: yeah
magdalen: brb
Rev_Dr_Lon: hillbilly flamethrowers
RevBro-VT: PeeKitty was saying one time that a little medical saline with the fine needles he used will get give you puffy lips...
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RevBro-VT: I've got to de-hydrate and re-hydrate... BRB...
Rev_Dr_Lon: it takes practice to get the flamethrower just right
Rev_Dr_Lon: you have to suck it in really really slow
Rev_Dr_Lon: and if you press the plunger too hard it dont do good
kb: anyone play eternal darkness on gamecube yet? that game kicks ass.
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kb: really, it does.
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kb: honest.
kb: i swear to fucking god that it's a good game.
kb: i would not lie to you.
RevGary: oooh
RevGary: i found a picture with my FACE in it
RevGary: hehe
RevGary: not just my boxers
Rev_Dr_Lon: ive found like 50 of you gary
RevGary: really ?
Rev_Dr_Lon: yeah
RevGary: where ?
RevGary: ??
RevGary: heh
Rev_Dr_Lon: alt.slack
RevGary: a.b.s ?
Rev_Dr_Lon: i mean a.b.s
RevGary: which ?
Rev_Dr_Lon: alot of them
RevGary: all ive found are the bobtism ones
RevGary: thats it
RevGary: where im in the bg
Rev_Dr_Lon: i think the wedding ones
RevGary: hmm
RevGary: didnt get to those i dont think
RevGary: i just set it to download all of a.b.s
Rev_Dr_Lon: hehe
Rev_Dr_Lon: im putting all the HOS's on cd right now
Rev_Dr_Lon: i have 10 of them burnt so far
RevGary: heh cool
RevGary: lon, who posted the wedding ones and when ?
RevGary: i dont see em
Rev_Dr_Lon: for our akron trip
Rev_Dr_Lon: gary, you goin to akron?
Lilith is back
Lilith: Gary: Stang, Enki, and Wei all posted wedding pics.
kb: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THE GAME IS NEKKID CHICKS RULE OKLOHOMA!
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Rev_Dr_Lon: im goin to bed
Rev_Dr_Lon: im a bit depressed now
Rev_Dr_Lon: gonna sleep it off
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sisterzute: Lilith!
sisterzute: your still up your so HARD_CORE
Lilith: No, I've been sleeping most of the day and just ate some rice dish.
Lilith: I came home to debt, a lack of food in the cabinet, and the undying urge to sleep.
Lilith: But at least I'm awake NOW.
Lilith: So I guess I'm hardcore this moment.
Lilith: I also need a working phone. Thea tried three times to call and say goodbye from the Amtrak station, but the mouthpiece doesn't work properly.
sisterzute: I'm getting less hardcore by the moment
Lilith: I could give you an injection....
sisterzute: of....
Lilith: ?
Lilith: I just figured the act of sticking you with a needle would wake you.
Lilith: BWAH!!!
Lilith: oru-out.com exists to provide truthful information and
Lilith: support to gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered and
Lilith: allied persons who have attended, are attending, employed
Lilith: by or associated with Oral Roberts University.
sisterzute: ok I need to sleep I think I can at this point and maybe even have real dreams not the half dream vision stuff I've been haveing lately
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Lilith: Dream of out trannies at Oral Roberts University!
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sisterzute: ahhhh
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sisterzute: I want to dream about flowers ad unicorns
sisterzute: ok goodnight hugs all around
Lilith: Well, dream of an out tranny at OSU riding the back of a unicorn and smelling flowers.
Lilith: ORU, that is.
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sgs: squirt is such a festive word.
Lilith: I tell you, I love Rabbi, and Two Beans is actually a nice guy, but I did NOT need to know that he sucked her toes.
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Lilith: So how's the Spice?
sgs: he needs a "BOBCO" shrimp fishing shirt.
sgs is alive
sgs: been working myself stupid.
sgs: am attempting to dl the abs x-day floods with my frankenmodem.
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Asquire: hey all
Lilith: Good luck, especially with Rev. Enki's--most of hers didn't work at all.
Lilith: Hey Asquire.
sgs hands asquire some vicodin and an icepack
Lilith: Thank you, by the way, for being the one In The Barrel this year.
Asquire: thanks ???
Asquire: ahhh
magdalen: hi Asquire
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sgs: mags!
magdalen: I can tell you that the Lord was indeed checking you out
magdalen: hi sgs!
Asquire: hehe, and Christ and I get it on next year mags?
sgs: sorry the saucers didn't make it.
Asquire: can I i mean
magdalen: Asquire: sure but you have to let me watch
Asquire: oooo cool ...thats kinky
Lilith: Ooh. This should be good.
magdalen: are you into bukkake at all?
Lilith: SGS: I'm increasingly of the faction that believes that the Xists won't arrive unless ALL SubGeniuses are asleep for the Rupture. Kinda like Santa Claus.
magdalen: heh
magdalen: of course they arrived, they just cloned us again
Asquire: mags: nope but i can pretend
sgs: that makes sense!
magdalen: I can tell because I'm missing some fingernails
magdalen: and because my feet hurt so bad
Lilith: Mags: Nah, you're a robot now, remember? Something about S. Exmortus and Barbie doll parts....
sgs: the xists did leave me a big fat check as a consolation prize.
magdalen: obviously they were unaccustomed to shoes
magdalen: whoopeee!
Lilith: But it's not a good sign that they program robots to feel foot pain.
Asquire: Arrghgh! how can I keep up with all these new a.b.s. postings
magdalen: I've been going back through old x-day pictures
magdalen: from long ago
sgs: dl them all while you sleep. that's what i do.
Lilith: Nobody can EVER keep up with ABS. Best you can do is download a bunch at once and hold tight.
sgs: then i go through them next day[s]
magdalen: you gotta get you cable modem on!
Asquire does the FUNKY FUNK JIVE DANCE OF POWER!!!! (its all he has)
Asquire: i have a cable modem
magdalen: say now I will tell you all a little secret because I am so punch drunk from the sleep loss
sgs: i'm in a no-man's land despite being in an urban area.
Asquire: it just downlaods slow on a.b.s
magdalen: the Lord he contemplates doing a new thing next year
sgs: square dancing?
magdalen: he thinks of making twelve disciples to help him in his work!
Asquire: oooCan i be one
magdalen: each disciple to get a custom robe and their own walkie-talkie!
Asquire: pleaseeeeeee
sgs: that's spiffy!
magdalen: I think you would make an absolutely perfect disciple, asquire
Asquire: Ill give sexual favors
Asquire: and i won tdeny his name
magdalen: however, the disciples would have to pay a one-time fee to cover the robes and walkie talkies
sgs: two-beans can wash feet.
Asquire: hmmm, i could do that
magdalen: and then there would be some sort of interview process also
Asquire: do i need to send a resume?
magdalen: but you would just look so cute in a disciple robe!
sgs: to weed out the judas no doubt.
magdalen: heh
Lilith: Mags: As long as NONE of the disciples had the megaphone. I'm afraid Thea almost KILLED Rocknar for going into our camp with that thing.
magdalen: he says he thinks he will stop at eleven this time
Lilith: SGS: I've got the Judas over here.
magdalen: obviously going on to the twelfth disciple was a bad move last time
magdalen: the megaphone is your friend! LOOOVVVEE THE MEGAPHONE!!!
sgs: 11 is a baseball team?
magdalen: heh, I don't know
sgs: i woke myself up with a megaphone x-day morn for my own personal brushwood.
magdalen: heh!
Lilith: Mags: The megaphone is my friend when it's on the OTHER SIDE OF BRUSHWOOD.
Lilith: Like, when someone called me on it from the trailer, when I was trying to find Stang.
sgs: the disciples could have those britney spears haedset things.
Asquire dances around singing "Whoo hoo, im gonna be a disciple, Im gonna be a disciple" untill it gets very annoying
magdalen: heh
Lilith: SGS: Chas of ESO had one of those.
Lilith: That's when I knew that he had gone total rock-star and was not coming back.
magdalen: well now Asquire I can't promise you anything... you'll have to convince the Lord that you "have what it takes"
magdalen: if you know what I mean...
magdalen: heh
sgs: casting couch!
magdalen: oh yeah
Lilith: Man, I really miss the impromptu antimusic jams.
Asquire: Well mags...lets just say Ole' Asquire has a way with religious figures
magdalen: heh
Asquire: Lon once offered to buy me a Jesus Buttplug
magdalen: well now that's still a secret you guys, don't go spreading it around until it's official
Asquire: oh..okay (tee hee(
Asquire: Lon buying me a buttplug is a secret?
sgs: heh. you said spreading.
Lilith: Mmmmmmm... "spread".
magdalen: heh
magdalen: no the disciples are a secret
magdalen: they may not even happen
magdalen: but the Lord did spend a good hour today shopping around for robes and walkie talkies
Asquire: true true...but they give me hope
Asquire: (Asquire got dumped today...he thinks)
magdalen: aww
magdalen: that's too bad
Asquire: its okay though.....i dont let anything get me down...he said "You were gone for a week on the 'bob' thing....and now you dont have any money to do anything" weee
sgs: maybe you can trade him your teeth.
Asquire: hehe....there startin to heal
Asquire: surgery in a few weeks though
Asquire: so by Akron, ill be in pain again
magdalen: wisdom teeth are so weird
magdalen: how come so many people have troubles with them?
magdalen: Explain THAT Mr Darwin!
sgs: they had to dig mine out of my jaw. *major* surgery.
Lilith: MAN, oru-out.com is something I'm STILL wrapping my mind around.
magdalen: I'm the only person I know whose wisdom teeth just grew in without any problem
Lilith: Mags: Evolution is not a process of perfection, but of throwing out whatever doesn't work at all. :)
Asquire: grrr
magdalen: one day, there they were!
Lilith: I had surgery to remove mine before they even ruptured. They only ever found three.
sgs: they prolly help being a vegitarian. more grinding space.
magdalen: heh
Lilith: SGS: True that.
sgs: i'd give up the wisdom teeth for a pre-hensile tail anyday.
Lilith: Asquire: www.oru-out.com -- seriously.
magdalen: it's weird because I got this thing to put in my mouth at night to not grind my teeth and it doesn't go all the way back because nobody has any wisdom teeth any more
magdalen: I don't use that thing any more because I kept taking it out in my sleep
magdalen: I would wake up and be holding it in my hand in the morning
sgs: i have one of those too! i look like a boxer.
magdalen: one time I was holding it like a gun!
Asquire: a gay group for Oral Roberts U?
Asquire: well "pride" group i should say
Lilith: Asquire: Yep. Visions of out trannies at ORU now dance in my head.
magdalen: I'm not GLBT but I'll be an "allied person"
magdalen: like, I'm into gay porn and stuff
Lilith: You're a "friend". :)
Asquire: its okay....your gonna tape "Bat Pussy 2" Staring Asquire and Jesus right?
sgs: i still prefer to be called a fag hag.
magdalen: nah, more of a voyeur, but that still counts right?
magdalen: heh, sure!
Asquire: "Im gonna turn you over and fuck you up the ass, Jesus" "You couldnt suck your grandmother, asquire"
Lilith: Bat Pussy II: The Revengening.
Lilith: "Ann Landers says I should shove my stinky finger up your pee hole."
magdalen: heh
Asquire: hehe "Damn it Jesus, I come home from work and you got beans and tators cooked, when you know all i want is pussy on the grill!"
Lilith: I see that the Bat Pussy tape left a HUGE mark on the audience at X-Day.
Lilith: For that, I can only apologize.
Lilith: OK, I'm going to pass out again, methinks.
Lilith hugs the worthy
*** Lilith is now known as Lil-BED
magdalen: gnight lilith
Asquire: nite lil
sgs waves
Asquire: ahh Mags...thankyou for teh the first line of your report
magdalen: heh, that's my amended report I think
Asquire: hehe, still good
magdalen: I meant to put it in before
magdalen: it's so weird to find out what people look like!
magdalen: sgs: Asquire here is so cute! Curly hair, he talks like Elvis!
sgs: really?
sgs: says "thank you very much" all mumbly?
magdalen: well, not normally but the Lord made him do it
Asquire: yeah
magdalen: most of the time he sounds like elvis saying other things than that
Asquire: my curly hair needs to be straitend out
Asquire: I dont like it like this
sgs: oh. so a southern accent then?
Asquire: yessir
magdalen: yeah!
pm` humps magdalen
magdalen: pm`: I'm only into bukkake this week
magdalen: and gay porn
pm`: haw haw
magdalen: gay bukkake preferably
Asquire: we i love gay porn
Asquire: brb Gay porn break
magdalen: heh
sgs: it's always time for gay porn!
Asquire: yes it is
Asquire struggles with AIM, mIRC, a.b.s., Alt.Slack reports, Subsite, music, and gay porn all at once........(with one hand)
magdalen: heh
Asquire: nothing out of the ordinary
Asquire: but i switched hands
sgs: mags: where'd you get that statue of liberty head thing?
magdalen: Party Pig Party Superstore
magdalen: http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/drill97/chekey/cruci4.jpg
sgs: party pig?
magdalen: pretty sexy pic of the Lord there
magdalen: yeah I know
magdalen: I was like "Party Pig"?????
magdalen: but indeed that was its name
magdalen: I don't get it either
sgs: a division of piggly-wiggly?
magdalen: heh
magdalen: no, we don't seem to have those here
Asquire: piggly wigly..like off of "Brave New World"
sgs: well, despite the name, that thing roxors.
magdalen: glad you like it!
magdalen: it was an impulse buy
sgs: and a good one at that.
sgs: i don't know who any of the people are in the photos. all new faces.
magdalen: yeah
magdalen: new hot young studs and hoochies
Asquire: not a single picture of me...sniff sniff
sgs: i'm surprised huey and modemac weren't there...they're fixtures!
magdalen: yeah!
sgs: i'll make a request in abs right now.
Asquire: well i think Pissoff hung around our camp a bit
magdalen: there's pictures of you in my mind, Asquire
Asquire: hehe
Asquire: Rocknar and I have an even shedualed for next x-day
Asquire: event that is
magdalen: cool
sgs: 50 yard screenplay dash?
Asquire: whoever has the stage, we need to talk to, so we can have the time
magdalen: ha!
sgs: who were teh guys in the red jumpsuits?
Asquire: Rocknar and I will be signing the official Alliance between Teenage Wasteland (my nation) and SportsLand (his)
magdalen: they were part of the band Bliss America
magdalen: they had monkey puppets!
sgs: quijiboys?
magdalen: no
sgs: the monkey puppets are HOT.
magdalen: a different boy band
magdalen: they were a very good band but they were not all there so they could not play
magdalen: oh well
sgs: well, they look good standing around.
magdalen: they still had cool jumpsuits
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magdalen: hello KSSFalcon
magdalen: are you into gay porn?
KSSFalcon: hello
Asquire: hey!
KSSFalcon: have't decided yet
Asquire: Falcon is a pretty good gay porn studio
sgs: gay monkey jumpsuit porn.
Asquire: next to bel ami
Asquire: OH GOLLY GEE WILIKERS!!!!!! ITS TIME FOR BED IN KENTUCKY!!!
Asquire: g'night all
magdalen: gnight Asquire
sgs: night asquire.
*** Asquire is now known as Asquire-sleep
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magdalen: goddamn subgeniuses filled up the voicemail with hangups while we were gone
magdalen: it told them not to leave a message
magdalen: so they left hangups
Asquire-sl: let Jesus know im interested mags *wink wink*....
magdalen: heh, ok
sgs: that's subgenius logic i guess.
magdalen: dumbasses
sgs: heh.
magdalen: goddamn only one call in the whole box that was actually about the subgenius
magdalen: all the rest were telemarketers and hangups
sgs: i get those telemarketer computer voice msgs all the time.
sgs: it makes me think i'm on a ride at disneyland.
magdalen: heh
sgs: once i got a pre-recorded msg from a jail.
magdalen: whoah!
magdalen: what about?
sgs: i have it saved somehwere, but i forgot what i named the file.
sgs: something about a person trying to call and to do this and that and some other thing if i wanted the call.
sgs: too bad it was a wrong number.
magdalen: yeah someone's heart prolly got broken over that
sgs: my phone number is one off from some mexican family.
sgs: i get their calls all the time.
magdalen: heh
Lil-BED is gone, 30 Minute Auto Away
sgs: yeah, i felt bad. some person stuck in jail because they can't dial correctly.
magdalen: heh
magdalen: I am getting the southwestern bell call-blocker service tomorrow
magdalen: the same creditors call over and over looking for a laura hollingsworth
magdalen: I tell them, this is a business line!
magdalen: ask the phone company!
magdalen: she doesn't have this number any more!
magdalen: ask THEM what her new number is!
magdalen: but they don't listen
magdalen: they're like rabid dogs, those people
magdalen: and it's all medical creditors too
sgs: oh i know!
magdalen: those fuckers are the worst
sgs: evil crazy people.
sgs: and mean!
magdalen: it's like, EXCUSE laura hollingsworth for getting sick and being poor! and EXCUSE ME for happening to get her number after she split town!
sgs: one kept belittling me even after i said "call my lawyer".
magdalen: did you really owe the money?
sgs: maybe you should just say that she died.
magdalen: heh!
magdalen: maybe I should just pay her bills
sgs: it was before i declared bankruptcy. my lawyer said to stop paying everybody.
magdalen: ah
sgs: he was a sneaky one.
magdalen: heh
sgs: he said "save your money."
magdalen: good idea!
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sgs: once they got the notices, they started calling and being mean.
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sgs: it was their own damn fault for giving me all that credit in the first place.
sgs: dumbasses.
magdalen: yeah!
magdalen: oh like you weren't supposed to use it to buy stuff!
sgs: i mean please...run a credit report before you give people all the credit they can eat.
magdalen: heh
sgs: i guess they figure if you already owe a lot, you'll be tempted to owe more.
sgs: too much is better than not enough,
sgs: i guess.
magdalen: or something or kill me!
sgs: yeah!
magdalen: those fuckers
sgs: i don't see how people could do collections work.
magdalen: they probably owe money too
sgs: it's pretty horrible having to be mean to people all day.
magdalen: like in the old days how they used to make the bigger slaves whip the smaller slaves
sgs: and it's not like they get paid a ton of money to do it.
magdalen: true
magdalen: man my eyes are closing against my will
magdalen: I guess that means it's bedtime
magdalen: see you next time!
sgs: laters!

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Televangel: wake up you bastards
RevSector: wha?
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TwoBeans: Hey folks
RevSector: heya.
TwoBeans: Anything going on?
RevSector: not really.
Televangel: hey 2bnz
Televangel: what the hell is wrong with you?
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Televangel: you said there were no single connieites
RevChukRoa: Hey kids
Televangel: i can't seem to make my altbinariesslack work
Televangel: 2bnz?
Televangel: you there?
Televangel: ok, i'm going to bed
RevChukRoa: bummer
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RevChukRoa: duuuuuuuuuuuude
Resin: sho 'nuff
RevChukRoa: Hey evangela how was X day for you?
Televangel: xday for me?
Televangel: 2bnz
Televangel: why are you on crack?
TwoBeans: What?
Televangel: you said there were no single connieites
Televangel: my xday was finr but now i feel like shit
Televangel: well, i missed a lot of xday when i let the people out of my head
Televangel: so, i don't really know the answer
*** Signoff: Televangela (Leaving)
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Kallisti: I'm fropped and looking for intellimigent conversation...
Kallisti: Anyone awake?
Rev_Ket: Not only have I smelled the frop, I have tasted it with my pancreas...God gave us pancrease onlto to collect the frop....
Kallisti: and picese isn't here :( and Lil's in bed :( :( :(
`Resin: im frop-tastic
Kallisti: ok, all the ops are asleep... we need a fricken op-bot in here
RevSector: I'm far too sober to enjoy life.
Rev_Ket: And let me explain about the goodness of the frop, the frop is so good that world piece would be obtained in seconds had bobs pipe fallen on the ground....all let is PRAY for the frop pipe to fall on our very skulls!!!!!
*** Signoff: Rev_Ket (Default quit reason)
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Kallisti: I will cherish the day that I may get a hit off of Bob's pipe!
Rev_Ket: Cherish is nothing, once you smell the frop you fall down and are only cabiple of speaking in tounges (or like stang one of the two) for eternity
Kallisti: Hmm... I think speaking like stang would be much easier and better... tounges is a hard thing to do
Rev_Ket: thats not what your last girlfriend told me
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RevSector: hey, phloighd.
phloighd groggily stumbles to a chair
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*** Mode change "+o phloighd" on #subgenius by ChanServ
phloighd: Greetings, sector. Did you get your materials?
RevSector: not yet.
RevSector: still awaiting them with bated breath.
phloighd: eh
phloighd: <shrug>
phloighd: you smell alright to me
RevSector: heh.
phloighd: I so tired
RevSector: I'm working on 4 hours of sleep and no caffeine, and I've never been more alert in my life.
phloighd: hmmm
phloighd: ah
phloighd: I love this tune
phloighd: "alison" by elvis c.
RevSector: never heard of it.
phloighd: it's the right kind of mellow for me right now
phloighd: "sometimes I wish that I could stop you from talking when I hear the silly things that you say..."
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phloighd: hi seef
phloighd: howaya
sifu13: just got to werk
sifu13 shrugs
phloighd: Yeah, I got home from work about half an hr ago
phloighd: found my last pack of ciggies
sifu13: expensive habbit these days
phloighd: Indeed. moreso in your area than hear, tobaccoland
phloighd: so andtic, what do yo want
phloighd: to spam us with color, obviously
phloighd: grumpy, grumpy, grumpy
phloighd: I should sleep
RevSector: whoo. this program is worth $3,146 in imaginary devel costs!
phloighd: ....ok
RevSector: heh.
phloighd: sleep now
phloighd: later
RevSector: nn.
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popeblack: Is anyone here?
RevSector: yes.
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popeblack: Sec?
RevSector: yes?
popeblack: Do I know you?
RevSector: probably not.
RevSector is a Church newbie.
popeblack: Sec... Where are you from?
phlsleep: and a former generic human
*** phlsleep is now known as phloighd
RevSector: popeblack: the heart of Lilith territory, about 20 miles north of Seattle.
popeblack: Phloighd!!!!!Hows Greensboring?`
popeblack: Sec How long have you been a preacher?
RevSector: not long. my ordination kit's still on its way here from the Foundation.
RevSector: I first discovered the church a couple years ago, though.
phloighd: black: same as ever mang
phloighd: fuckin hot
phloighd: my gut's all squarmy
phloighd: and I can't sleep
RevSector: fleh, that reminds me. dentist appointment in 7 hours.
RevSector: time for a quick nap.
popeblack: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sector thinks hes going to actually get a membership package!!! BWAHAHAHAH!!!
RevSector: hah.
phloighd: black: stranger things have happened. they let YOU in
RevSector is away: sleep.
popeblack: Im at work. Been cookin all day. Its hot here too Phloighd and Im 50 miles fromScandinavia!
phloighd: dood, send us some chicks
popeblack: I swear. I am in Blonde haired blue eyed BOO BOo heaven.
popeblack: Pisces made it ovewr, why dont you come for a visit.
phloighd: "I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight, yeah teenage kicks right through the nite, alright"
phloighd: 'cause, you won't let me fuck you
phloighd: ha! I stumped'im.
phloighd does the "I stumped black" dance
popeblack: Stupped Black?
phloighd: No, I didn't shtup you, I stumped you over shtupping
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phloighd: greetings
DrNerdware: Hiya
phloighd: I'm ready for my gut to quit being squarmy
phloighd: really, really ready
DrNerdware is drinking a ug of tea
DrNerdware: dan, y m key is playing up
phloighd: apparently so
phloighd: one more ciggie and then I'll try sleep again
phloighd: fucking saucers
phloighd: if there were any justice I'd be organizing the jupiter mines
DrNerdware: you can wait years for one
DrNerdware: then three turn up at the sae time
phloighd: I have been.
phloighd: You'd think after five years of X-days I'd at least get to SEE a saucer
DrNerdware: i once saw an airship that looked like a saucer
DrNerdware: only a photo, tho
DrNerdware: in a newspaper
DrNerdware: b/w
DrNerdware: still, i thought was pretty neat
DrNerdware: ust've been id-70s
DrNerdware: onsters, onsters fro the id
phloighd: heh
phloighd: that m key is problematic
DrNerdware: soeties it works, soetiems it doesn't
DrNerdware: that was a typo, btw
phloighd: Gene Kan, inventer of Gnutella, offed himself.
phloighd: Poor fucker.
DrNerdware: alas
gslitta: probably he was on wrong conspiracy drugs
gslitta: popeblack: are you there?
gslitta: (not so) poor Kan..
phloighd: not so?
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gslitta: he owned millions of dollars
DrNerdware: did he leave a good looking corpse?
gslitta: he could have used some spare change to organise his own fucking devivals
gslitta: or something like a petronio arbiter-like suicide party
gslitta: what a pink!
phloighd: yeah well
DrNerdware: so it goes
phloighd: I'm a fucking cosmic superhero, many people know my name, with a gorgeous lusted-after girlfriend; why should then a razor blade to the femoral artery seem like such a good idea?
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gslitta: no reason at all
phloighd: exactly
gslitta: well if a fucking incestuos roman imperor ask me to make suicide..
gslitta: what can I say?
gslitta: i'll tell you
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gslitta: I will say whatever I want to say and then "or kill me!" as the bottom line
gslitta: shit
gslitta: popeblack left
*savior_mon hey, can you unban the attbi ban and make it more specific to whoever? i cant join
*savior_mon oh well i guess im gonna take off
DrNerdware: perhaps it was a "marilyn" job
DrNerdware: so uch to live for, eh?
gslitta: mmmh...
gslitta: yeah
gslitta: obviously
DrNerdware: could be...
gslitta: Conspiracy job
DrNerdware: gnutella is hardly conspiracy software
gslitta: gnutella, revolutionary peer-to-peer communist killler application

phloighd: time to try sleep again
*** phloighd is now known as phlsleep
ProstataCa: i'm trimming my usenet killfile. it has buttloads of old threads listed that no longer will ever be seen. trying to keep it under 100 lines.
DrNerdware: i use a very simple killfile for alt.slack
DrNerdware: kill everything that isn't a reply to a few interesting people
DrNerdware: and kill everything that isn't BY a few interesting people
DrNerdware: that's about 4 lines
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DrNerdware: italian police are censoring blasemous websites
DrNerdware: details on slashdot
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ProstataCa: i read all the articals instead of chosing which threads to read, so i just killfile all the stuff that doesn't look interesting after the first few articals. needless to say my killfile had gotten to be over 1000 lines long and needed a little trimming.
DrNerdware: i used to do that, 10 years ago
DrNerdware: in those days i could read everything alt.slack
DrNerdware: the killfile was mainly for crossposts from newsgroups like alt.cascade
ProstataCa: i can scan through a few hundred articals in about 10 minutes the way i read 'em.
DrNerdware: just heard on my radio: "you know you're dirty by showering"
ProstataCa: if I see something uninteresting I just hit shift-K and the thread is GONE and I'm instantly onto the next one
DrNerdware: none of the newsreaders that i'm currently using support that
DrNerdware: my killfile is run at the server end, using suck
DrNerdware: of course, my server is running locally
DrNerdware: consequently, i prefer a killfile that maintains itself
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DrNerdware: so i spend more time trimming my beard
DrNerdware: mind you, i can still score threads
slitta-awa: ciao gancio
slitta-awa: gancio...
slitta-awa: subgenius+disney-italiani==?
slitta-awa: mmh...
gancio: ma che canale è questo?
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Modemac: Narf.
DrNerdware: Hiya
Modemac: Still stuck on this slime ball of a planet...
DrNerdware: alas
Modemac: Well then, there's always...X-DAY 666! Next year.
DrNerdware: yup
DrNerdware: after waiting all these years, what's one more?
Modemac: True. We've still got another year to screw with the Con.
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Rev_Dr_Lon: howdy all
phloighd: yoi
phloighd: wish I could sleep
Rev_Dr_Lon: last i hear you wanted to be kept awake
TwoBeans: phloighd
TwoBeans: did you get my message
Asquire-sl: and im back
*** Asquire-sleep is now known as Asquire
Rev_Dr_Lon: asquire, come over, i need my shoes
Rev_Dr_Lon: we need jobs
Asquire: i pretty much found a job
Rev_Dr_Lon: where?
phloighd: twob
phloighd: what msg was that? that you're alive?
Asquire: BW#'s
phloighd: I did read your posts
phloighd: and thank you for the compliments
TwoBeans: Can I give ya a call?
phloighd: sure
TwoBeans: phone #?
TwoBeans: IM
TwoBeans: calling
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Lilith: HNEE
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phloighd: Hi!
cleaner: hello
phloighd: what do you clean?
cleaner: souls
phloighd: so I'm thinking of starting a yahoo group specifically dedicated to XD6 planning
cleaner: yahoo.
cleaner: yahoo = carnivore
Lilith: Phl: That might not be a bad idea.
Lilith: XD6 Yahoo Group LIL APPROVED
phloighd: :)
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fer: hi :)
phloighd: hi fer
fer: hello :)
fer: this is a new network?
phloighd: no
phloighd: we've been here for a while
fer: oh i see
slitta-awa: XDVI
phloighd: this network and the church aren't the same
*** Stang-Peeper is now known as Stang
fer: well do you know what happens to undernet? it is down i think...
slitta-awa: sounds like the X window dvi previewr
fer: i hope so phloighd
Stang: God god, I can't seem to stop reading alt.slack.
Rev_Dr_Lon: me too
phloighd chats with twob on de phone
Stang: I have been leaving this thing logging for like 24 hours, hardly looking at it most of the time... god knows what I'll find.
slitta-awa: my pictures from XDV Europe willl be posted on alt.slack courtesy of Rev ed fred
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Stang: Phloighd, I understand you are thinking of taking on Lil's job as stage manager now that she's wised up.
cleaner: what do you use to read newsgroups?
phloighd: hi there
phloighd: I am indeed.
Stang: cleaner - I'm on a Mac and I use a thing called Thoth which is very good.
Rev_Dr_Lon: i think it should be "if there aint nobody on the stage, then get on it
cleaner: is there source code available for it?
cleaner: Thoth - Crowley's APE
Stang: Phloighd -- well don't get married on the same weekend that you're working.
Rev_Dr_Lon: i must go poop
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Stang: What's this guy's problem? Oh well. Jealous I guess.
Stang: Slitta -- will you even post the BAD BAD pics?
fer: could anyone help me?
Stang: A plaintive cry
cleaner: sorry stang, doofus interruptus...is there source code for Thoth?
fer: anyway bye
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cleaner: that it may run on a non-mac system?
Stang: clean - Source code? Well, it's just a shareware program, evolved from one of the earliest Mac freeware newsreaders, News Watcher. It's more or less free I think.
cleaner: ty
Lilith: Phl: In fact, don't do ANYTHING the weekend you're working stage.
Stang: I have just been reading everybody's 5XDay reports -- some of that stuff is hilarious. I'm still hoping for jicier and juicier gossip... we're not even near the Jerry Springer level yet.
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phloighd: Lil: oh yeah. Killer's out.
Lilith: Thoth is up to version 1.5.5 BTW
Stang: Lil, I just now read your report -- thanks for the nice words re the wedding.
magdalen: hi everybody!
magdalen: I'm still all "Bobbed" up!
Stang: Hey Magdalen.
phloighd: Hi mags!
Lilith: Stang: I could've given you MORE nice words. I mean, seriously, if you knew how much primate grooming I do to Thea....
Stang: I'm so "Bobbed" up I can't seem to stop reading a.s. and downloading pictures long enough to rewind my videotapes.
Lilith: She's *starting* to relax about it.
magdalen: Stang: the Lord is going to call you when he gets back from the dentist. we finally have dental insurance, Praise "Bob"!
Lilith: YAY DENTAL INSURANCE
Stang: Lil -- I think we probably have a lot in common, but, we knew that.
Stang: Lil -- double plus check on the insurance thing too
magdalen: the apple don't fall too far from the tree!
Lilith: Of course we did--Daddy.
magdalen: I want more pictures!!!
magdalen: There haven't been any new pictures since last night!
Lilith: I have three rolls of film I can't afford to get developed.
Lilith: I fear that mine will be late. AGAIN.
Stang: Once I start into the videotapes... well it's tricky because it takes HOURS and doesn't exactly make us money, but I LOVE doing that frame-grab thing from the videos. You can get EXACTLY the right expressions and postures and compositions. or not.
magdalen: heh
Stang: Magdalen -- I can post some that came from a pagan website.
magdalen: wau!
Lilith: But I have sworn that, once I have a job, or else decent MONEY coming in again, I am getting a film scanner and the means to develop negatives at home. Then, all I have to do is endure development fluid fumes and painstakingly scan each negative into the pooter at DIGITAL CAMERA RESOLUTIONS.
TwoBeans: I'm back
Lilith: Pagan website? :)
magdalen: hi TwoBeans
TwoBeans: hi mags
magdalen: shake it!
TwoBeans tiredly shakes it for mags
phloighd: I'm going to start compiling questions for the Massive Ultimate One-Source X-Day FAQ.
magdalen: The Lord's parents insisted on doing a load of laundry for us before we got on the airplane, so they open up my suitcase and find the beefcake and connieite calendars!
Stang: Phloighd -- Two beans left the last digits of his number so fucking fast I can't understand them. can you IM that to me?
magdalen: "Oh MY!" said the Lord's mom
Lilith: Phl: Good luck! And may I repeat that I am SO FUCKING GLAD that you're running stage instead of me. Hope the Convention Host Syndrome doesn't hit you nearly as hard.
TwoBeans: I can
Lilith: Mags: Were they stunned by the display of fine Yeti flesh?
AfKA: Arn't the Lord's parents already all-seeing and all-knowing? :O
magdalen: Lilith: well... I don't know if stunned is the right word. Except little fyodor's picture, that was pretty stunning
Lilith: Not the earthly ones.
Lilith: Heh.
magdalen: The Lord's dad thought it was very clever how SuperKate spells her name K8
Lilith: Next time, I'm going to photoshop BLINDING LIGHTS right over my tits, to give them proper "exposure".
phloighd: Everybody thought I bought the male calendar because I'm a big fag and not 'cause I wanted signed pictures.
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Asquire: Stang: Just so you know..before I delivered my rant , I gave you credit.. I said That it was an appropriate passage since the world ended tomorrow
magdalen: it was actually pretty funny watching them look at it
AKA: heck, the male calendar was good.
phloighd: Yes it was.
magdalen: Beefcake -- it's not just for fags any more!
Rev_Dr_Lon: the kentucky boys have a page reserved for next year
Lilith: Yeah, I don't normally like looking at men naked, even pictures, especially men I KNOW, but the calendar was KICK ASS, and hopefully will inspire the Connieites to get their acts, and tits, TOGETHER.
phloighd: <cough> MORE SKIN <cough>
magdalen: you kentucky boys look like such a cartoon it was great!
Rev_Dr_Lon: hehe
Lilith: XD6: MORE DAMN SKIN!!!
AKA: <cough> less skin, <cough> more tentacle sex <cough>
*Asquire* Stang: Just so you know..before I delivered my rant , I gave you credit.. I said That it was an appropriate passage since the world ended tomorrow
magdalen: skin shmin, it's all about the ARTISTRY
magdalen: or something
Lilith: AKA: It's against Clench and State law to take photographs of the Mountain Squid we get around here. I can MENTION it in passing, however, so that people think I'm only making a joke.
AKA: Don't talk to me about artistry or I'll have to bonk you over the head with a non-profit arts charity organization.
AKA: Lilith - you need to go with Valley Squid, I hear they're easy, and perfectly legal.
magdalen: heh, the more artistical we make these calendars the better chance we have of getting some kind of fancy pants grant!
Lilith: It's all about TRIPPY TITTY and PSYCHEDELIC PSCHLONGS.
Lilith: AKA: What, and MOVE from all this great Mountain Squid?!? DUH!
phloighd: I wonder what happened to the Liquid Latex we left at Bonobo that never got used.
sifu13: oi
AKA: Lil - only for artistical purposes.
phloighd: at least, never used in my presence.
Lilith: Phl: I wish we got it. I'll have to content myself with this massive vat of black liquid latex, I guess.
phloighd: or Pisces, I believe.
Rev_Dr_Lon: "XD6 - BRING YOUR OWN CHICK THIS YEAR"
Lilith: BUILD YOUR OWN SEX GODDESS!!!
magdalen: XD6 - "Bob" Needs Women!!
AKA: "XD6 - Bring a www.realdoll.com if you can't find a fake one.
magdalen: still though I think there were more women this time than ever before
sifu13: XD6 - bring some chicks.
Lilith: Yeah, and more CUTE ones too.
magdalen: ha!
phloighd: sifu --- ooooh, I like it
magdalen: it's great!
sifu13: heehee
AKA: better yet
Lilith: I am with Stang here--if Rev. Ennie wasn't taken, I'd take her, again and again. I'd butter her up over a TALL stack of pancakes.
Rev_Dr_Lon: im gonna have to have jesus beat me with the megaphone and get it over with
phloighd: Mmmm hmmmmm.
AKA: Better yet... XD6 - guys, just stay home. :P
phloighd: I like 'em *ALL*
phloighd: fuck that.
AKA: And I'd stick my raisins in her, lil. :P
phloighd: next year is gonna be SO INCREDIBLY KICKASS, you'll SHIT.
magdalen: hey man the megaphone is a delicate piece of radio shack equipment
magdalen: we can't be whacking it against stuff!
Asquire: XD6 -"Look at the pretty kitten*crunch* AGHGHGHGHGGHGH!!!!!"
Lilith: You gotta have the SQUIRT to go with the OOZE. Only I can OOZQUIRT all at once by myself--the rest of you require a TEAM EFFORT.
sifu13: heh
AKA: so you are your own chick?
phloighd: Thea's chick now.
Lilith: I am my own Sex Goddess--and so is Thea. Works great that way.
Lilith: Of course, she worships me more than I worship her, but that's OK, I am most worshipful of her when she's busy kissing my feet.
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Rocknar: hey asquire
Asquire: Oops
Asquire: hey Rocknar
sifu13: rocknar!!
Rocknar: how's the mouh
magdalen: poor kallisti
Rocknar: Hey Sifu!!
Asquire: better...surgery here soon
Rocknar: you got that pic of ME in the robes with Jesus?
sifu13: i sure do
Rocknar: did you try clove oil, asquire?
magdalen: Asquire: get them to let you have your teeth afterward! You can auction them off next year!
phloighd: Indeed.
magdalen: body parts always sell well
Lilith: I am loving Two Beans' X-Day report.
phloighd: how much did RevBigBoy's tooth go for?
Lilith: Asquire: And VIDEOTAPE THE SURGERY. I'd bid on THAT.
Asquire: I will mags
Asquire: cool
Asquire: okay
phloighd: Yeah. Twob was in a horrid mood when he left brushwood, but a great mood when he boarded the bus.
Lilith: Phl: A piddling four bucks.
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magdalen: be sure to tell them that you want the teeth so you can auction them off at a ufo cult gathering
Asquire: lemme write these down
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Rocknar: hey chrislee!
magdalen: heh
magdalen: hi ChrisLee!!
Lilith: In fact, if anyone has surgery videos, LET ME KNOW.
ChrisLee: heya
Rev_Dr_Lon: hows about...bag-o-body parts...
magdalen: ha!
sifu13: we really need some better parts than teeth
Rev_Dr_Lon: we can put any bodily object in it
sifu13: i'll work on that
Rocknar: they sell fried bags of those at KFC, Lon.
magdalen: one time GG Gordon auctioned off part of his like, nasal passages or something
Asquire: oooo the BBQ's done
Asquire: brb
magdalen: heh
Rev_Dr_Lon: like hair, nail clippings...jars of semen...
magdalen: Alan the Pagan was telling us that he still has the eyelash of a beautiful girl he dated many years ago
sifu13: i mean finger, toes, hands, feet noses
Lilith: After I have that final surgery, I wish to auction off my NUTS.
magdalen: he keeps it in a special little bottle
AKA: jars of semen - perfect for framing your fellow subgenii for sexual crimes
magdalen: whoah, lil's nuts are sure to go for a high price!
phloighd: I myself can say that Hair doesn't always sell extremely well.
Rocknar: Howard Hughes, the eccentric bilionaire, had SHELVES FULL OF JARS OF HIS OWN URINE!
Lilith: PRE-CRUSTED STICK-ON SEMEN!
sifu13: eww
Lilith: NO LICK-N-STIK REQUIRED!
phloighd: I can make my own, thanks.
phloighd: want some?
Lilith: You kidding, I'm trying to sell the stock I have right now!
Rocknar: Hughes also had a VERY STRICT PERSONAL RULE - He NEVER wore any pajamas with metal buttons.
magdalen: what a freak
sifu13: metal buttons are right out
Lilith: Thea is now on the train coming home to me. SIGH.
Rocknar: not so about metal buttons, it would seem
Lilith sets herself to "moon" mode
Lilith: BRB, I just realized I haven't eaten much of anything since I got home.
phloighd: so far the FAQ I'm working on is divided into questions General, Specific, and Hyperreal.
Rocknar: where he lived, they tested A-Bombs, so the metal of a button could become contaminated.
Asquire: mmmmm chicken
magdalen: the Lord is prolly biting down on those x-ray thingies RIGHT NOW!
phloighd: ah, Reverend Moon Hue... what a cutie.
phloighd: pity she lacks a computer
Rocknar: maggie, you show the Lord my X-Day-6 poster?
magdalen: no Rocknar not yet we've been pretty busy
magdalen: I'm sure he'll see it sooner or later
Rocknar: I understand. I posted it last night to a.b.s
magdalen: cool
sifu13: anybody have doc frop's email address?
magdalen: we only just got our luggage last night!
Rocknar: my first binary posting too
phloighd: No.
magdalen: it was lost all that time
magdalen: I think it's just frop@subgenius.com but I could be wrong
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Asquire: Rocknar...i didnt understand the picture...is that by design?
phloighd: Asquire -- perhaps before your time. Ever heard of the Prisoner?
magdalen: man I tell you what, I am just not into that whole bondage thing
magdalen: legume's report liked to make me sick
phloighd: I know someone who was.
phloighd: I saw her wounds.
phloighd: They were pretty rough.
magdalen: I saw the but of the girl he won't name and it was awful
phloighd: It was.
phloighd: but
phloighd: she said she enjoyed it immensely.
phloighd: So.
magdalen: I'm like, "I'm a pretty princess! No one is to strike me!"
magdalen: yeah it's fucked up
ChrisLee: corduroy is a jolly alternative to getting hurt anyday
magdalen: the Lord is all like "To each his own' and whatnot
magdalen: but whatever!
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phloighd: I'm just glad I didn't have to tend to any Pisces wounds
phloighd: Alex!
magdalen: shhh, ixnay on the ondagebay!
revalex: hello everyone
phloighd: heh
sifu13: there's a time and a place for all thet, and it's called xday
magdalen: hi revalex!
Rocknar: phloighd, you check out the poster?
phloighd: Rock: yes. Nifty keen.
Rocknar: I'm lucky I had that font on my dell..
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ChrisLee: everytime i try to write a X-Day report, i get stuck after "Worst X-Day Ever!"
magdalen: heh
Rocknar: we'll all need to hit goodwill shops this year so as to find tacky clothes like they wore in The Village.
magdalen: my report was not as good this year as other years because I had so much fun that my mind was not my friend
AKA: ChrisLee- the solution to that? put "Worst X-Day Ever!" as the LAST line in your review!
magdalen: I'm all like "Whooooeeee! Great shit! Wow!
ChrisLee: and since everyone else keeps writing "Best X-Day Ever!" in their reports, I'm all like... ehhhh.
AKA: rocknar - you don't already have tacky clothes?
ChrisLee: AKA- if i do that, i'll keep getting stuck picking the font.
magdalen: ChrisLee: I never could find your camp! People would go, "Oh, it's right over THERE but when I got THERE it wasn't there!"
AKA: chrislee - font? we're talkin ascii here!!
Rocknar: I mean tacky clothes from the late 60's.
ChrisLee: it wasn't there?!? that's a sonuvagun
magdalen: yeah!
Rocknar: Yeah if I was able to find it, I'd have bought Quijibo
ChrisLee: it was supposed to be a fish tank. i'm not sure if anyone got that.
magdalen: I should have just followed you home one time
Lilith: AH. Bless the peanut butter and honey sammich.
ChrisLee: yeah.... yeah!
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ChrisLee: follow me home more often
phloighd: OH! There's a question I had. Bands that want to play X-day... do they get in for free?
magdalen: heh
magdalen: hell no
Lilith: NO.
phloighd: Okay. Good.
Revdode: Lilith - belatedcongratulations
Lilith: Dode: Thank you kindly! :)
AKA: not unless mark mothersbaugh and devo decides to play
magdalen: sheeit if we did that then every kid with a kazoo would claim to be a band
Lilith: Phl: Bands must pay for EVERYTHING. Even ESO must pay.
Rocknar: William Shatner is in my hometown this week for the Lexington Juinor League Horse Show. I wanted to get a picture of him holdingg a Quijibo with a look on his face like, "What the hell IS THIS that I'm holding?"
ChrisLee: i keep writing sentences about how horrible X-Day, but i can't string it together into anything cohesive.
AKA: work on a dobbshead, rock.
ChrisLee: Rock- we can add that to the famous people and Quijibo photo album.
Asquire: Rocknar..I thought Kirk lived in lexington
phloighd: Lil: Thanks. I was confused on that point.
ChrisLee: it would be No 2.
Rocknar: he doesn't live here
Rocknar: he just visits
magdalen: yeah I hear he loves horses
phloighd: heh heh heh
Rocknar: yeah he does
phloighd: him and Catherine the great
Rocknar: he rides them for show
Rocknar: the horses prance extra-sissified
sifu13: heh
Rocknar: no offense, asq.
magdalen: how many people do you think he'd draw to X-Day if we brought him out next year
Asquire: none taken
magdalen: heh
magdalen: cause we all know Asquire is a sissy, right
magdalen: sheesh
Lilith: Mags: We could make that the $90 "Party With Shatner" package.
Rocknar: Asquire IS NOT A SISSY! He's ALL MAN!!!
Lilith: Mags: Well, he is a damn QUEER, like myself and the Tampa clench.
Asquire: cant afford to be a sissy in western KY....all those opossums to take advantage of you
magdalen: he may be as gay as the day is long but he aint no sissy!
Rocknar: remember the cartoon Possible Possum?
magdalen: and I aim to find out just how "gay" he really is one of these days
Rocknar: It's possibul...it's possibul...
magdalen: when he's 21
sifu13: heh. nekkid hottubbing with shatner!!
magdalen: I bet if I took a blindfold and....
magdalen: well, never mind
Asquire: mmm
magdalen rubs hands evilly
Asquire: kinky
magdalen: heh
Rocknar: maggie could make Harvey Firestein convert...or at least turn bi.
ChrisLee: i dunno, he's pretty damn gay.
magdalen: heh
Rocknar: *frog in throat* Oh maggie darling, you're so LOVELY!
ChrisLee: but he was on the Simpsons, so he's alright
Asquire: Frog huh :)
magdalen: alls I'm saying is nineteen year olds don't know WHAT they like yet, they haven't had time to find out everything that's out there!
magdalen: except maybe Lon because he ran away with the circus for a while there
Asquire: 3 weeks
Lilith: "Asquire and Alex, sitting in a tree... B-U-T-T-F-U-" ... wait, that's too long.
ChrisLee: stupid young people
magdalen: no no! fresh, CLEAN, FIRM young people!
TwoBeans: I'm back, again
magdalen: heh heh heh
Asquire: yeah mags...but i like it...if i could remember alex
Lilith: Fresh, clean, firm, STUPID young people.
Asquire: oh gawd...hes 15! right?!?!?!
ChrisLee: i hate young people in the church.
TwoBeans: Lil: Thanks for the compliment
Rocknar: it's only PINKS who get into this stupid debate over sexual attraction...lke it really matters WHO you like to bonobo with.
ChrisLee: and most old people.
Lilith: Asquire: You have to wait a couple years, I'm afraid.
Stang: Whew, I just got off the phone with two beans... JESUS what a long-winded, tedious, boring, OH, is he still logged on?
Rocknar: Hey TB!
Rocknar: oh hey stang. :)
magdalen: heh
Rocknar: Stang, check out the X-day-6 poster I put on a.b.s
magdalen: EVERYBODY'S waiting for revalex to be legal
Stang: Rocknar - will do
magdalen: he's going to have one hell of an eighteenth birthday
TwoBeans: hey Rock
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TwoBeans: Hey PB!
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magdalen: hey PopeBlack
PopeBlack: BEANS!!!
Rocknar: Tb, have you tried my Mame disk?
Lilith: TB: You've come a long way from that fat, annoying, drunken Bobbie I met five years ago. Now you're a HE-STUD annoying fropped-up Bobbie, and that makes ALL the difference.
PopeBlack: MAGS!!
Stang: Pope Black! I hear that things happened at Euro X-day in London that "went too far"
TwoBeans: Rock: Haven't had a chance yet
PopeBlack: How was yer Xday?
Lilith: Black: Yes, tell us about this "too far" that we heard of.
magdalen: the best one yet!
Asquire: Rocnar...ive heard rumors about this mame disk...LON loves it...whats on it?
ChrisLee: worst one yet.
Rocknar: And what about ME, Lil? Haven't I Evolved also?
TwoBeans: Lil: I keep telling you that I wasn't drunk then
Stang: Pope Black, it was my personal favorite, even THOUGH I didn't get dunked naked
PopeBlack: Stang..Well if you consider two guys getting on stage and one sticking his fist in the others ass too far.
Rocknar: 1,500 games
Rocknar: Lon has the disk working? Cool.
magdalen: well... it was in europe right?
PopeBlack: yes.
magdalen: that's not too far for europe!
TwoBeans: But thank you Lil, ythat does mean alot to me
magdalen: they're all about the ass-fisting over there
Revdode: That's pretty far for london eurpoe
Stang: Pope Black -- that's what I heard, all right. Previous SubGenius record for things up guy's asses on stage was a frozen hot dog, tENTIVELY A cONVENIENCE, 1984.... been a long Hershey Highway since then
PopeBlack: This was indeed a mighty Xday Europe. I am proud of everyone who participated.
Rocknar: PopeBlack, did PJM bring the printouts of those JTC Comics I did?
PopeBlack: PJM?
Rocknar: you know who I mean
phloighd: papa joe
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Rocknar: papa joe mama
Stang: Wei and I were speculating at length on how Papa Joe reacted to this Fisting
magdalen: hi DrNerdware
Stang: Did he, like, puke, or want in on the action?
DrNerdware: Hiya
phloighd: heh
phloighd: I could see either
TwoBeans: I have been playing with hyping up and going to an X-Day West Fest, but I'd end up missing all you east coasters
PopeBlack: Stang..There was a guy selling swag at XDay Europe. He had origianal posters from a 1990 NYC show with a color copy of the tree of slack onit.
magdalen: sounds like X-Day Europe forgot it wasn't in Germany any more
Asquire: anyone got and Honko the Clown issues? I'll pay big $$$
Lilith: Rocknar: You HAVE in fact evolved, true, but I'm not sure yet I like what you're evolving INTO. But maybe with less heavy makeup....
Rocknar: true
Stang: Pope Black -- right, that's the poster from our gallery show -- there are lots of those floating around
Lilith: TB: We'll just have to make up for it with the Dobbs' Long March....
Lilith: np: Hank Williams III, "Wine Spodie Odie"
TwoBeans: Lil: I'll try to make it for the weekend at least.
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Lilith: TB: That'd be roxor.
Rev_Dr_Lon dances around naked singin "i like chickin, but i dont like you...BABY"
PopeBlack: Rock.. If PJM brought them I didnt see them. Papa Joe was great though. You guys should have seen him preaching on the bridge of an old 50 meter German Nanvy mine sweeper.
Stang: Pope Black -- any rough estimate for the turnout at the London thing?
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TwoBeans: It'll be my first non-X-Day SubThing, if you doun't count my unattended Subgenius Icecream Socials
PopeBlack: London show....about 200-250
Rocknar: Lon, you like the MAME disk I made?
Stang: Papa Joe gets really inspired when he's in an inspiring setting. I saw him cut loose on some Baptist Church steps, great video op
Lilith: TB: Ah, we'll give you the FUN initiation, then.
magdalen: mmmmm ice cream
PopeBlack: The London show was by far the biggest Euro Devival to date.
Stang: Pope Black -- you're shitting me! 200 people? Where's my fiucking money then?!?!? AIEEE!
Rev_Dr_Lon: yeah, its pretty cool
Stang: I should be RICH I tell you RICH!!
Lilith: You know, when we leave you stranded in the raspberry brambles and make eerie noises in the dark.
Rocknar: what games have you played?
phloighd: Okay, we'll call you Rich.
TwoBeans: But, I met my roomate skullY at the only social that happened, so all is cool
Stang: We only had 175 at Brushwood.
Rocknar: I love playing NBA JAM on it.
Stang: But then it cost $60 for a lot of those attendees to even enter.
PopeBlack: Stang...The venue costed 500 pounds. Rev Espira made an entire 40 pound profit. I think he does want to give it to you though.
phloighd: Indeed. Many many new faces this year
Rocknar: the Microsoft Sidewinder is PERFECT for that
magdalen: TwoBeans: I've always wondered -- is skullY a hottie or what?
Lilith: A good handful of new psouls for p"Bob".
TwoBeans: mags: He's got this cool ass personality that could very well win over a few Connieites.
magdalen: 40 pounds... that's like... a hundred something dollars?
Lilith: The venue ACCOSTED 500 pounds, you mean.
Stang: Pope Black -- actually Rev. Espira already HAS probably spent that much on church swag -- he's one of the only Euro subs whose real name I know and fondle because he actually buys shit from Connivin' Ivan's -- he's a good customer!
Rocknar: that is indeed
Lilith: $60 US
TwoBeans: He's all about Slack, lemme tell you
Stang: And that's all we ask -- GOOD CUSTOMERS.
magdalen: TwoBeans: oh so he's one of those "great personality" people??
Rocknar: lilith, it's more than that
magdalen: I already KNOW about his personality, I want to know if he's HOT
Revdode: about $1.8 to a one of our english pounds
TwoBeans: mags: Well, I don't see him as being attractive, but I'm just heterosexual like that
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magdalen: oh come on you can tell if a guy is hot or not!
Rocknar: Pound40 is roughly $100
Stang: I'm glad as hell that rev. Espira didn't lose his ass, then. I've seen it happen... there ARE assless SubGenius devivors.
phloighd: I wonder how the Brushwood folk would take a Radical Demonstration of Power Tool Usage.
Stang: I was one myself... assless after the first devival.
TwoBeans: I posted pics of him to abs a while back
Lilith: 40.00 GBP
Lilith: United Kingdom Pounds = 61.8291 USD
Lilith: United States Dollars
magdalen: huh
magdalen: I guess now is a good time to buy english shoes then
DrNerdware: heh
phloighd: the pound is less than the dollar?
phloighd: that's bizarre.
DrNerdware: yup
magdalen: it's worth more
TwoBeans: Mags: I can send you a picture of him in a bath robe if you want.
PopeBlack: Stang...Espira and Rev. Plastic Mediator are great. It was a pleasure doing Xday Europe and the tour with those guys. I cant wait till the Amsterdam Devival in November during the Cannibis Cup...
phloighd: I thought it was.
magdalen: ok
DrNerdware: the pound is strong
Lilith: AUSTRALIA is the place for ANYTHING kinky, actually. Their dollar is about half ours.
DrNerdware: too strong
PopeBlack: The dollar is less than a poound.
magdalen: last time I bought my dr martens shoes from england it was one pound for three dollars
TwoBeans: magdalen@subgenius.com good ebnough to sent the pic to?
magdalen: yeah
Lilith: "I'd do anything for a hundred pounds--of dollars!" -- Hemlock Stones
PopeBlack: 1 pound = $ 1.48
DrNerdware: it used to be $1.65 not long ago
magdalen: that was back the last time we had a president bush
PopeBlack: The Euro is strong right now. Its about 1-1 to the dollar
Lilith: 1 AUD = 0.565513 USD
Stang: Pope Black -- I have been "working out" to prepare for the Cannibis Cup... as you know I have never smoked marijuana, but only Frop. So I am having to smoke TONS of Frop to "cure" my lungs for the onslaught of this marijuana.
DrNerdware: damn, we sound like a load of pinks
Stang: NO! We sound like "BOB" in the old days!
magdalen: I used to get fifty emails a day but they were almost all spam and then I put in a spam filter and now I only get one email a day or less!
DrNerdware: "how big is your wad?" -- city pinks
Lilith: Seriously, when I have cash, I'm getting a ton of corsets and latex at CUT-RATE prices.
Lilith: We're talking MONEY... SALES. As SubGeniuses SHOULD.
Stang: Magdalen -- maybe I should get me one of them filters.
PopeBlack: Stang...Just hang out with Doc Frop....Hell if you can smoke with him, cannibis cup with be a breeze.
DrNerdware: good ole days
Lilith: Stang: Try Spamfire, it works GOOD.
DrNerdware: i usedto have money once
Stang: Say! That's a good idea! I'll try hanging out with Dok Frop!
sifu13: hey black
PopeBlack: Sifu!!!!
magdalen: stang: Yeah it's very nice, I go through the things it sorts out every once in a while, just to make sure it didn't erase anything good, but I don't have to wade through them as they come in
TwoBeans: mags: Email sent
TwoBeans: Hey sifu, sup?
sifu13: ola
Stang: My email is still fucked; I'm actually using Wei's dial-up. Soon though I will have DSL and will dump Adelphia cable.
PopeBlack: Stang...Just to let you know. I lost $1700 on the Euro tour.
PopeBlack: $900 of which I still owe PJM.
Stang: PopeBlack -- you are TRULY a SubGenius Pope!
magdalen: TwoBeans: oooh, he's bald and he reads manuals!!!
magdalen: that's hot!
phloighd: heh
Stang: Pope Black -- you have actually beat my record TWICE now for most $ lost on a SubGenius show.
phloighd: skullY's bald?
TwoBeans: And is a Unix Guru
magdalen: phloighd: shaved bald
TwoBeans: phl: He shaved his head a couple months back
phloighd: ah
DrNerdware: i'm hairy and i wrote code
Rev_Dr_Lon: i use to be bald
Stang: Pope Black -- I guess this makes you more of a Saint than a Pope, except that you're NO SAINT
PopeBlack: Stang...The way I look at it, as long as I lose money you guys wont send me over to the L Ron camp to be a "Hubbie".
magdalen: you can see where he would have a cute little widow's peak
Stang: Pope Black -- that's right. As long as you keep losing money, sleep and health, we know you're still "one of us, gabba gabba hey"
Asquire: Lon...never order "Blazin" sauce at a Buffalo Wild Wings!!
Stang: Pope Black -- see what happens when you follow Pope Black? I've been trying to warn people...
PopeBlack: The funny thing about the whole thing is I lost the money from things that came out of the blue sky, THAT I COULD HAVE NEVER ANTICIPATED!
sifu13: oi stang! i'm lovin my "songs of xday" cd!
magdalen: heh
DrNerdware: Will write code that writes code that writes code for food
DrNerdware: and slack
Stang: Pope Black - actually your history parallels the fabled Pope Flores, Pope of All Chicago. He put on numerous really big SubG shows and always lost money. BUT! Now he is producing The Bettie Page Life Story theatrical tour and they're making a moivie of it, and he's surrounded by Bettie Page lookalikes all day long.
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PopeBlack: I had a blast though. You should have seen us at the Avebury Monolith at 12:00pm (7am brushwood time) in the middle of this 13,000 year old stone monolith like stonehenge screaming at the skys that the Xist and Bob are bastarrds while Japanese tourist took pix of us.
revalex: ok im back
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Stang: Pope Black -- on movie budgets that's called the "Contingency Fund" and it's about 25 percent of the whole budget.
Rev_Dr_Lon: im making me a taco salad
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revalex: my goddamned computer
Stang: Pope Black -- wow, that sounds REALLY X-Day-ish!
ChrisLee: Stang- has Flores' play ever been shown?
DrNerdware smiles
Stang: Chris -- I believe it runs continuously in Chicago -- every week I mean.
ChrisLee: i remember a scene from that at at SubWorldCon 92
ChrisLee: really? huh. need to check that out
Stang: He DID get that off the ground and it's his main baby now.
PopeBlack: Papa Joe launched a bleeding head OFF OF THE STONES THEMSELVES trying to invoke the Xist.
DrNerdware: a few years ago you couldn't get near stonehenge
DrNerdware: the pinks didn't like it
PopeBlack: The head is COVERED in sheepshit, I will never was the thing!
Stang: Pope Flores still does his badfilm zine online, but he also has become quite the political activist in the conservative camp and I got tired of his ranting. Badfilms yes, hume pol no
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Cozmodiar: hark
Asquire-Sh: hey coz
revalex: hey
Cozmodiar: howdy
Rev_Dr_Lon: COZ!!!!!!!!!!
Asquire-Sh: screw the shower
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Asquire: great show coz
Cozmodiar: LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Cozmodiar: thanks, y
RuthlessVa: COZ
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Cozmodiar: hail
Rev_Dr_Lon: YOU FUCKIN ROCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Cozmodiar dances a little jig
Cozmodiar: thanks mon
PopeBlack: For pix of the Avebury monolith...click here... http://www.users.myisp.co.uk/~gtour/index.html
Asquire: FUCKIN YOU ROCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ummm forget that
Stang: I think only Papa Joe can launch bleeding heads holily any more, since he's the only one who's still friends with Janor.
PopeBlack: Did Janor invent the launching?
Stang: PopeBlack -- Rev. Slitta said we was gonna post some devival pics, minus the fisting.
Lilith: OK, good news--Thea is in Chicago and preparing to board the train to Seattle.
PopeBlack: I know we have pix of the stark fist though.
Stang: Cozmodiar -- my hand held footage of the strange OozSquirt Ballet Opera that evolved Thursday night came out well on my night-vision camera.
Asquire: "...finally made the plane into paris..."
Lilith: Black: Janor was the first to have the vision of the Bleeding Head.
Cozmodiar: stang, sweet!
Cozmodiar: woohooo, HAPPY MARRIGE LIL + THEA
Stang: PopeBlack -- Drs 4 "Bob" altogether invented the Launching, but Janor was the one who noticed that the Head was a God.
Lilith: Coz: I really dug those circuit-bent keyboards you brought!
Lilith: Coz: Thank you. :)
Cozmodiar: yah, it looked like you did! :)
PopeBlack: A panoramic view of the Avebury Monolith from OH MY BOB THE PINK PALACE!!!!!! http://www.users.myisp.co.uk/~gtour/frameset.html
Rocknar: Stang, I want to take some photos of Young-Stang from "Arise" and then use morph to show Old-Stang we know and love. :)
Cozmodiar: playin' crazy circuit bent industrial on them with that boppy hammer
Cozmodiar: woohooo
Stang: Janor would never have had the energy to Launch it initially -- Dr. Snavely Eklund did.
Rocknar: I bet that'd be a cool video
Lilith: It'd be like the Home Video of Dorian Gray.
Asquire: Rocknar...you gotta send me that YOUTH SUBGENII pic we all have together
Stang: Rocknar -- Friday Jones already did that, it's an animated Gif on subsite.
PopeBlack: Papa Joe launched it in a 13,000 year old stone monolith. It was a true moment of Subgenius history.
Rocknar: oh cool :)
Lilith: Rocknar: I have a pic somewhere of the Late 80s Fat Stang, but are you REALLY *that* fucked up?!?
Stang: Papa Joe is pretty much the only person authorized to Launch a Head who also is in POSSESSION of a Head.
Rocknar: asquire, by YOUTH, we mean ONLY YETIS OVER 21!
Stang: Janor lost every Head replica he had, not to mention the One True Head. Actually -- last I heard, Sandy LaFlame had that in a vault somewhere, where Janor couldn't get to it and lose it for a ninth time.
Asquire: how bout this.... SUBGENII THAT WILL OUTLIVE ALL OTHER (xists not permitting)
magdalen: the Lord is home from the dentist!
magdalen: no cavities!
Lilith: I'm going through Rev. V's X-Day pics... MAN, I didn't realize there were NAKED SUBGENIUSES there!
PopeBlack: I have a Euro Head and UH OHH I have also launched it, though I have assited Papa Joe about 10 time in the launching of our heads.
Lilith: Mags: MILAGRO!!!!!!
RevSector is back (gone 04:34:20)
Stang: Damn you Lil, I had almost forgotten the Fat Me.
revalex: Lil: where can i find V's pics?
AKA: any sites for pics yet? no alt.binaries. here...
Lilith: Stang: Sorry--I HAVEN'T, though I have TRIED and TRIED.
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Lilith: Alex: http://public.fotki.com/gburgyan/subgenius/xd5/
Stang: Princess Wei went to the dentist today! And I'm going on Friday!
Asquire: well, im off to pick up Lon....but first a shower
Stang: I still have teeth!
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PopeBlack: Stang....Do you think I could come up with a fund raiser to get Janor to Europe for the Amsterdam Devival in November?
Lilith: Stang: That damn US News story still burns in the back of my skull.
RevSector has to get two teeth filled today. bleh.
Asquire-Sh: did my gums create a state of subgenii awareness post x-day???
PopeBlack: Send Janor to Amsterdam!!
Stang: Pope Black -- ha ha ha.
PopeBlack: hehehe
DrNerdware: dillo http://public.fotki.com/gburgyan/subgenius/xd5/
Rocknar: I bet Stang has more teeth than I do
DrNerdware: oops
Lilith: Asquire: Your tooth awareness led to greater tooth awareness in all who were at X-Day.
Rocknar: my teeth are cracked and all fucked to hell
PopeBlack: Stang... The fucked up thing is. I'D DO IT!
slitta-awa: PopeBlack: !
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magdalen: get you dental on!
PopeBlack: SLITTA!!!!!!!
Lilith: I swear, there MUST be something with the water in Kentucky and Ohio that creates cracked, fucked-up teeth.
Stang: Janor wouldn't be in the same room with me until I pay him the unspecified thousands of dollars I owe him for the unspecified thousands of Janor comedy tapes I sold during our hundreds of world tours.
PopeBlack: Ive been telling them about Papa Joe launching the head at Avebury.
Lilith: I drank Dallas water and only got the fucked-up teeth, AND I only had three wisdom teeth to extract!
slitta: I did not miss my plane, damn..
PopeBlack: Stang... More the reason to send him on a "world tour".
phloighd: the ol' box-labeled-Timbuktu trick
Cozmodiar: hello Kallisti
Cozmodiar: nice nick
slitta: ohhh PopeBlack ... what they missed
Cozmodiar: hiya heavy P
RevSector: Lilith: perhaps Dobbsco should sell water fluoridation tablets for those unlucky persons trapped in Dallas.
slitta: we were completely stoned at avebury
Rocknar starts a tape for "Apocalypse Now Redux"
Stang: There is only ONE SubGenius left in dallas, St. Joe Riley
PopeBlack: Stang... If I can get enough people to chip in for his ticket, I can get him a free place to stay.
Rocknar: that new version REALLY PUTS IT TOGETHER!
Lilith: Sector: No need--it's clear to me that "Bob" took the fourth wisdom tooth.
Stang: WHAT? SubGeniuses... STONED???
PopeBlack: And 13,000 year old STONED!#
RevSector: shock! horror!
Lilith: KILL THE SUBGENIUS!!! *grabs a big rock*
slitta: stang, we were in a stones circles
Stang: Just DON'T give Janor the water purification tablets.
slitta: if the stone doesn't move to my head I will bang my head on the stone
Rocknar: "Now remember, you are NOT TO THROW ANY STONES UNTIL YOU HEAR JEHOVAH!"
PopeBlack: Stang... Is there anyone competent enough to get Janor to a post office to get him a passport?
DrNerdware: in the UK, cannabis is now a "class c" drug
slitta: JEHOVAH, the annoyng and noisy god
Lilith: Slitta: That's... profound! I have a few people I'd like to give that advice to.
DrNerdware: i heard something on the radio about it this morning..
Rocknar: PB, I MUST come to an Amsterdam devival!
slitta: Lilith: which one?
DrNerdware: it used to be "class b"
Rocknar: and PB, you and I will visit Xaviera Hollander. ;)
slitta: Lilith: I'm not good at advicing
PopeBlack: Rocknar....AMSTERDAM DEVIVAL DURING THE CANNIBIS CUP IN NOVEMBER!
Lilith: slitta: if the stone doesn't move to my head I will bang my head on the stone
Rocknar: oh that's too perfect. :)
PopeBlack: Rock she sends me emails a lot.
slitta: Lilith: tell me which one was the good line and I will take note for further reference
Rocknar: now all I need is MONEY so I can go.
slitta: Lilith: ok, thanks
DrNerdware: i love it: i live right next to the cannibis experiment
Rocknar: PB, aren't you glad I got you her e-mail address? ;)
PopeBlack: Stang... Are there any competent Subgenii where Janor lives?
slitta: Lilith: and, bytheway, Auguri!
Stang: PopeBlack -- that is an unasnwerable riddle you just asked me.
Rocknar: I think I gave it to STANG once upon a time, but I bet BOB found it and took it from him and he forgot.
Stang: I am not falling for your cosmic zen riddles.
Rocknar: Typical "Bob".
PopeBlack: Stang... Oh yea I see yer point.
Stang: Janor has the power to make all around him LOSE competence. Yet none of it drains in to him... it just evaporates.
PopeBlack: Stang... Im about to piss myself laughing!
Lilith: You know, I want to put a camera on a little remote-control dirigible for XD6. Maybe bring a little VCR to record it as it broadcasts to whatever UHF channel.
Stang: Janor is probably still one of the funniest creatures that has ever walked the planet, but the laughs come at a price -- a TERRIBLE price.
PopeBlack: Byron Werner lives in LA. He's competent to keep a job.
slitta: Lilith: hey! answer me back with a thanks! "Auguri" is what we say for happy marriage wishes in Italy..
phloighd: those remote control miniblimps are really neat.
Lilith: Spray paint it black and then fly it over Tranqulity Base....
Stang: Lil -- I have seen that done at Burning Man -- no shit. Cameras on remote controled mini hot air baloons with propellors and rudders.
Lilith: Slitta: OH! Well, THANK YOU!
Rocknar: If I saw Janor, I'd hand hi FOREIGN money...not just a Mexican Peso or Canadian Dollar...I'd make that lazy-ass have to go to the BANK!
ChrisLee: Lilith- i've thought about that too!
Lilith: Stang: They cost about $80 these days, just for the balloon--the UHF wireless camera is maybe another $50.
PopeBlack: Stang... I can see Janor getting caught in the vortex of Amsterdams spiderlike web and never leaving.
Lilith: Chris: SubGenius Blimp TV Network! </beachparty>
Rocknar: "Yes, Mr. Hypercleats...5,000 yen...Here's $10."
Stang: PopeBlack -- it IS pretty hard to get Janor to leave.
ChrisLee: yeeeeah
Stang: Janor and Jeroen have a lot in common.
Stang: Hey! Janor... Jeroen...
PopeBlack: Stang... There is something mystifying and hypnotizing about Amsterdam, even for the likes of Janor.
Stang: Pope Black -- yeah, I think they call it killer legal dope.
Stang: It sure hypnotized me.
ChrisLee: btw, i found a jolly jpg of Legume filming the blood wrestling, in 98, i think. trying to decide how to best milk that
Lilith: Jenoren.
PopeBlack: "You have to scream as loud as you can wehile you'Re alive cause when you'Re dead you shut up like hell"..Jeroen van Baouwn.
Stang: Chris -- good one!
Lilith: Chris: Warning posters outside Tranquility Base--"DON'T DO THIS"
Rocknar: Stang, I want next X-Day to have a Prisoner theme
Rev_Dr_Lon: i got dating advise from legume
phloighd: really? what was it?
ChrisLee: Jesus didn't ask me not to come anymore, but he hinted at it a lot
Rocknar: Stang would be Number Two, as would Jesus, Maggie, Legume, well, you'd have a LOT of Number Two's...
PopeBlack: Ok yall. I have milked the work internet slack plane as long as I could. I have to bolt.
Stang: Thanks for the update Pope Black!
sifu13: later black
Stang: Congrats on the Great Tour!
Lilith: We DO a lot of number twos, too.
Lilith: Later Black! SKOL!
phloighd: AKA -- gawsh, I wish I'd've known who you were
PopeBlack: I'll post a Europe Tour/Devival report in the next couple of days.
Lilith: There's a LOT of '97 veterans still going. Making up for the 96ers.
ChrisLee: if you have been there since 97, then you have also been there since 98
Rocknar: And STang should remember Prisoner, those tacky clothes they wore, that's what we need.
PopeBlack: Chris Lee... Do you want something for Quijibo?
Rocknar: Turtleneck sweaters, dock sandals.
phloighd: Yeah, '98 was my first year
ChrisLee: Black- definitely!
AKA: Phloighd - I'm whoever I want to be.
PopeBlack: Chris Lee...Im on it.
ChrisLee: sure can't get a whole Quijibo from Brushwood X-Day
Rocknar: phloighd, want to be a Number Two? ;)
PopeBlack: Slitta..... I may try and come to Pisa in Sept or Oct.
phloighd: I am not a number! I am a free man!
DrNerdware: i am not an ape, i'm a yeti
Rocknar: HA HA HA HA!!!
Rocknar: phloighds, what about for the Hindenburg II project, you had a fishing net with regular helium balloons?
ChrisLee: i started a rumor at XDV, but by the time it got to me again, it was all garbled- "purple monkey dishwasher"
Rocknar: in addition to weather balloons
PopeBlack: Im am not Pink I am SubGenius for I have Slack!!!!!!!
Stang: Well I should probably get off this gossip-pipe and check out the other ones... and start logging this video tape.
phloighd: Stupid Outlook Express
Rocknar: sorry I couldn't call you back, Phloighd
DrNerdware: did anyone else here have childhood fantasies of being from another planet, and left here by mistake?
DrNerdware: dumb question, i know
TwoBeans: I'm thinking about posting my strip mucis to a.b.s.
TwoBeans: music
Stang: DrNerware, there are whole newsgroups full of people that feel that way.
RevSector: DrNerdware: no, there was plenty of that in my regular life.
DrNerdware: i felt that way when I was real *young*
DrNerdware: like 5
DrNerdware: or even younger
Stang: My childhood fantasies were always about RULING THIS PLANET.
Stang: Now I only dream of ESCAPING it.
RevSector: with an iron fist, I take it?\
DrNerdware: i don't feel like that so much now
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Stang: Anyway I am gonna go back to other geekful things.
DrNerdware: not when i have so much company
Rocknar: "Bob" Dobbs was working through you EVEN THEN, Stang!
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Rocknar: "Bob" sensed your CHILDHOOD DESIRE for world domination and he NURTURED AND CARED FOR IT!
DrNerdware: i have always dreamed of escaping; ALWAYS
revalex: hmm, my internet g/f broke up with me....
revalex: i guess i should have seen that coming
Rocknar: shit, sorry alex
Rocknar: yeah that sucks
Rocknar: how old was she?
Lurkstang: No, I didn't want to rule the planet with an iron fist... I just wanted the opportunity to fuck an ulimited number of girls! What do you think I am, some kind of PERVERT?
revalex: 15, like myself
Rocknar: alex, there's someone better for you.
Rev_Dr_Lon: i think after x-day is a time for bein dumped
Rocknar: remembert that
revalex: and she claimed to be a SubGenius too, which is kinda even worse
Lurkstang: RevDr Lon -- funny you should mention that...
Rocknar: shit Lon, don't say that
Rocknar: I don't want it to happen to ME now.
Lurkstang: I got dumped pretty majorly after 98.
Lurkstang: THANK GOD.
Rev_Dr_Lon: i got dumped a couple days ago
phloighd: Hey, how do you tell the Mozilla Newsreader to group the messages together by subject, i.e. not spread out replies?
Lurkstang: Someone else did the right thing.
RevSector hasn't even had the opportunity to get into a damaging relationship. go him.
ChrisLee: i never get dumped
TwoBeans: See ya Stang
PopeBlack: later yall.
TwoBeans: bye PB
RevSector: phloighd: there should be something in the menus to the effect of View by Thread.
RevSector: cya, popeblack.
phloighd: gratci.
DrNerdware: seeya PB
Lurkstang: All my buddies whose wives divorced their asses are now saying PRAISE THE LORD and "THANKS< (insert ex-wife's name here)!"
revalex: well, of course you dont get dumped Chris, you're a smooth playa
ChrisLee: no, i just never date
RevSector: revalex: either that, or a... yeah, was getting to that.
DrNerdware: yep, one of my best friends left his wife and was glad
Lurkstang: It's like repenting and quitting your job -- the WORST thing that happens is, eventually you get a BETTER JOB.
revalex: o i see, i thought you were always the one doing the dumping
RevSector: a job that takes less of your slack, but does so more gently so that you don't notice it's gone until too late!
Rocknar: but now the slack you share with Wei is AS IT WAS MEANT TO BE!
ChrisLee: that would be impolite~
ChrisLee: and damn fool, too.
DrNerdware: most people my age i know are marrying and having kids
Rocknar: eventually one can find the lifeling mate
Lurkstang: In the case o me and all my buddies, the wife dumped the husband for greener pastures, or younger guys, or less snoring, or whatever, and the guys are now MUCH MUCH MUCH better off with less demanding, more Slackful wives or YOUNG GIRLFRIENDS as the case may be.
phloighd: Young girlfriends kick ass.
Lurkstang: And no doubt the wives are much better off too.
DrNerdware: yep, my friend found another woman via an online game
ChrisLee: i don't like young girlfriends
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Lilith: OK, I just posted links to my reports, with additional comments, and Rev. V's XDV photo stash, here: http://lilith.foolspress.com/
DrNerdware: i'm still searching
Lurkstang: Chris -- I've seen you blow off dozens of those young girlfriends
Lilith: I like my young girlfriend, even if she insists she's old.
Lilith: And I'm sure Thea likes HERS, even if SHE insists she's old.
Lurkstang: God damn it, I was gonna just lurk.
phloighd: Okay. I've posted my questions which will go in the XDay FAQ.
DrNerdware: heh
Lurkstang: Okay, I'm lruking now.
ChrisLee: Stang- neither have i!
Lurkstang: Lurk. Lurk.
phloighd: I've already thought of something required to go in it -- Potato Cannons.
DrNerdware: spud guns!
Lilith: HNURK
RevSector: someone needs to rig up a gatling spud gun.
DrNerdware: oh yeah!
RevSector: the possibilities are endless in the fields of "non-lethal" warfare and food preparation alike!
phloighd: the spudgun technology resource center had a really super pretty one
phloighd: but apparently it is no more
DrNerdware: alas
RevSector: bleh. I've been listening to "Rocked by Rape" for the past half-hour and come to the shocking realization that I know the vast majority of the lyrics.
RevSector: and I can't blame it on endless radio play, because it's indie.
phloighd: indeed. You perv.
RevSector: hah.
Lilith: The main problem with potato gun warfare is that there are less and less available "battlefields".
AKA: yeah I was gonna put up the church of the pole and the hole, but they took the whole damned field for the stark fist of log removal
Lilith: True, but I LOVED that log removal fist. I wanted to climb up in it and make it give Mother Earth a reach-around from me personally.
phloighd: heh
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revalex: alright gang, im leaving for now. see yall later
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phloighd: The Cauldron is the generally accepted place to launch potatoes
Lilith: Yelling, "THIS is how a SubGenius HONORS THE EARTH!"
phloighd: and other things
phloighd: it's pretty uninhabited

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TwoBeans does the "Bankhead Bounce"
Lilith: Phl: Have I *congratulated* you on being "man" enough to TAKE OVER MY JOB AS STAGE MANAGER?!?
phloighd: Not until just then. But I really really appreciate it.
AKA: danke
phloighd: it's gonna be kick ass.
Lilith: You realize, Phl, that I'll congratulate you even during your darkest moments of despair and panic?
phloighd: You'll probably have to, just to keep me from crying.
ChrisLee: there was a stage?
phloighd: Yes, there was a stage. I was on it, you unappreciative fucker
ChrisLee: huh.
phloighd: for a time
Rev_Dr_Lon: the phloighdian rap...
Rev_Dr_Lon: it rocked
sifu13: so guys, what did you think of diana?
phloighd: Yeah. But I rhymed last year. So it didn't make as big an impression.
phloighd: I wanted to grab her, throw her to the ground, and bone her until she screamed in pleasure
Rev_Dr_Lon: you mean the really hot chick who always followed you to the bathroom?
sifu13: easy man
phloighd: heh.
phloighd: Dood, you wanna know what I thot, that's what I thot
AKA: whois diana?
sifu13: that's the one
sifu13: my woman
Rev_Dr_Lon: she is hot
Rev_Dr_Lon: very hot
AKA: I must have missed her.
Rev_Dr_Lon: pretty much what phloighd saud....
phloighd: Many thought that about Pisces, I'm sure
Rev_Dr_Lon: i thought that about pisces for a couple years now...
phloighd: she looks really good now.
phloighd: amazing what not being able to eat most everything'll do to you.
TwoBeans: sifu: No offence, but I would have sex with you if it ment a threesome with her.
phloighd: heh.
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TwoBeans: Good thing you have frop, because I'd need it during
Lilith: Sifu: She WAS a cutie.
Lilith: Those... those CHEEKS!!!
Lilith: GASP!
phloighd: yeah
phloighd: those eyes
phloighd: that butt
phloighd slaps himself on Sifu's behalf
TwoBeans: I wanna be a kung-fu fropper, just so I can have chicks like yours, sifu
piAFK: I'm over here now, pi has office and I don't
TwoBeans: Tell Pi I said "hi"
sifu13: heh
Lilith: AHHHHHHHHHH.
ChrisLee: ah... ok, then.
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sifu13: diana thought you were all righteously cool. she wants me to bring her back next year
TwoBeans: Kung-fu fropheads and Linux Distro creaters get hot chicks
Lilith: KEWL.
Lilith: And transsexual lesbians, TB, don't forget us.
TwoBeans: And bald rappers
piAFK: hey Lon, there's a question in the ultimate FAQ about showing up with no money. Would you and your brethren come up with an answer?
TwoBeans: And TS Lesbos
Lilith: Oh, and sardonic hipster UFO sex cult sacred scribes.
sifu13: heehee
TwoBeans: And strippers only get to suck toes
Lilith: And zine-editing beer-brewing boy bands.
Rev_Dr_Lon: sure
TwoBeans: These are the lessons I learned at X-Day
Lilith: TB: Yes, but think about WHOSE TOES YOU SUCKED!
Lilith: I've been wanting to do that for YEARS, ya ungrateful BASTID.
DrNerdware: what do Linux HOWTO writers get?
TwoBeans: That is true.
TwoBeans: They was some nice toes
sifu13: rabbi looked good
piAFK: whose toes did you suck?
TwoBeans: Very nice toes
RevSector: DrNerdware: good question.
TwoBeans: Rabbi's
Lilith: Actually, you know, I think most SubGeniuses WILL find who they really NEED to have in a partner, sooner or later.
RevSector: DrNerdware: as of yet, I haven't gotten anything, though.
DrNerdware: thinks: must finish that Ameol HOWTO...
TwoBeans: I was sittin' in the hottub with her. She knew about my toesucking fetish, and hinted towards me getting a suck or two in. I was sitting there rubbing her feet when I just slurped 'em in
TwoBeans: It was fun
Lilith: np: Enslaved, "The Sleep Floating Diversity"--former viking black metal band performs their most MIND-MELTING PSYCHEDLIC SONG YET!!!
RevSector: http://public.fotki.com/gburgyan/subgenius/xd5/super_hero_ball/superheroball_21.html <-- best superhero name ever.
Lilith: TB: Heh. As a foot fancier myself, I fully endorse your action even as I seethe with jealousy and regret.
TwoBeans: Yeah, but you have toes at home now
TwoBeans: Brushwood had my first taste of toe since January
Lilith: No, they're leaving Chicago.
Lilith: I don't suck my own toes, that'd be DEVIANT.
Lilith: Worse than masturbation.
DrNerdware goes back to watching young frankenstein video
RevSector: Lilith: did she have to check them at the airport?
TwoBeans: Lil: My point is that toes will be arriving at your home soon, and once they have you will have ten of them available 24/7
Lilith: Sector: No, she's taking Amtrak the whole way. She called in Chicago to let me know she made it uneventfully and with sleep on the side.
RevSector: ah.
TwoBeans: I've decided that tonight and tomorrow night will be devoted to finding some toes.
TwoBeans: I have the money to afford hanging out in Berkeley, and I will be on a Berkeley toe hunt
Lilith: AH YES.
Lilith: BRING ME YOUR TOES, FOOLS!
RevSector: "WANTED: Toes"
TwoBeans: Some toes! My kingdom for some toes!
piAFK: I need my toes.
Lilith: Twinkly toes, teeny toes, you know I go for TOES.
TwoBeans: I want madd toez, yo.
Lilith: WE GOEZ FOR TOEZ
RevSector: I'm more of a brain person, myself.
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*** TwoBeans has set the topic on channel #subgenius to FC SubGenius Europe 250 SubGenius Allstars Brushwood 175.... FC SUBGENIUS WINS THE WORLD SLACK CUP!!!! | BUT WE HAVE BETTER PICTURES (NOW)!!!! http://public.fotki.com/gburgyan/subgenius/xd5/ - WE GOEZ FOR TOEZ
TwoBeans: Toez in tha houze, muthafukka
sifu13: want toez? type !toez
sifu13: heh
TwoBeans: Aw fuck!
TwoBeans: I just remembered something
TwoBeans: something I forgot
Lilith: Hmm?
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TwoBeans: I forgot to post about my feelings on your wedding Lil. I feel like shit for not
TwoBeans: sorry
Lilith: Oh, don't worry about it. I was so damned happy you were there in the first place.
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TwoBeans: It was one of the "beautiful things" I saw this year
AKA: ADVERTISEMENT
AKA: Blind Psychic Gropes Buttocks to See Future
AKA: By Nick Tattersall
AKA: BERLIN (Reuters) - Forget palm-reading. A blind German psychic claimed Tuesday he could read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocks.
TwoBeans: Hey Gary
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sifu13: heh. he should read MY buttocks
Lilith: BUTT! TOES! BUTT! TOES! BUTT! TOES!!!
TwoBeans: T&A, Toes and ass
TwoBeans: Lil: I woulda gotten you two presents, but I couldn't get to the halloween shop in Kalamazoo.
Lilith: TB: You can give them to us anytime. Or you could just owe us a favor. Or blow it all off.
TwoBeans: In fact, I didn't get to do shit in Kalamazoo except frop up some old friends
TwoBeans: Lil: How about I perform the renewal of vows next year?
TwoBeans: I ain
TwoBeans: I ain't Stang, but I think I could do it
Lilith: You know, I am still amazed by that one guy--friend of Rev. Chaka, the guy with the HUGE beer glass--who asked me three times about the stage and just looked at me when I told him I expected a small bribe for stage time.
Lilith: TB: Well, we'll see how that goes. Thank you. :)
AKA: lil - was that the BIG guy with the HUGE glass?
Lilith: AKA: Yep.
TwoBeans: Lil: I hope my frop offer was enough for my schoolboy crush gush to Rabbs on stage
Lilith: He was on IRC last night. Really kewl guy, hope he comes back.
Lilith: TB: I'm not counting anymore. :)
AKA: Lil - he wandered into the sales booth, I pointed out that we had shirts for him and as he stepped in, he stumbled a bit said "I have to go urinate, I'll be right back" and then never came back
AKA: (We had two XXXL shirts.. and seceral XXL..)
TwoBeans: Eh, I'm kinda rambling on. The last night was.....very freaky for me.
piAFK: Okay... let me see what you guys think of this question/answer
piAFK: I'm a super-special celebrity and I'd like to go, but I shouldn't have to pay.
piAFK: Too bad. Everybody pays. Of course, if you're really that special, you're probably richer than most Subgenii. BUT, if you are willing to be a "Special Guest" with all the hassle that entails, well, ask <someone important>.
Lilith: Phl: Depends on whether you want to encourage bands or scare them off. Near the end I wanted to scare off those that weren't committed. That helped lead to a deader stage in the end, though.
TwoBeans: brb
piAFK: There is a section regarding the stage and bands. One question is "I have a kickass band and we want to come but be paid for our time", the answer to which is gonna be "That's too bad"
AKA: the answer? "here's a penny I found on the ground."
Lilith: Or maybe, "Sorry, we're actually broker than you are. No, really."
Rocknar: 99,999 more pennies and YOU TOO CAN BECOME A GOD!
AKA: "Here's $29.99... oh, but don't forget there are stage fees of $49.99 to pay for the audio setup."
piAFK: Heh. Indeed. A collection could be taken, I guess, if we really wanted'em there. But I don't see that happening anyway.
Lilith: Phl: I've received lots of requests from bands like that, but none have been interesting enough to be tempting, YET.
AKA: you can always put up "you are welcome to sell t-shirts, cds, vinyl, tapes, etc."
piAFK: Really? Any names I'd recognize?
Lilith: HOWEVER, if Loke E. Coyote ever offers, I will gladly help raise the money to get them there.
piAFK: OH! Gotta go over Vending
piAFK: thanks
Lilith: Phl: No, I don't think anyone would recognize them.
AKA: How about that one band... I think their name is "Shits in the Hot Tub"?
piAFK: the Date Rapists
Lilith: Man, we'll let Shits In The Hot Tub play at our SPECIAL stage over at the Blue Heron festival.
AKA: Nono, I mean an actual band named "Shits in the Hottub"
AKA: Clairvoyant Ulf Buck, 39, claims that people's backsides have lines like those on the palm of the hand, which can be read to reveal much about their character and destiny.
Lilith: np: Enslaved, "Wotan"--HAIL WOTAN!!! *moshes crazedly*
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AKA: "The bottom is much more intense -- it has a much stronger power of expression than the hand in my experience," Buck told Reuters. "It goes on developing throughout your life."
piAFK: How much more is a site with electricity?
Lilith: $5 a day, I *think*--check brushwood.com for facts.
AKA: there are very few sites with electricity and most of them are already taken.
piAFK: Yeah, I'm looking there... I see the heated indoor bit but I'm not finding anything re: juice
AKA: By running his fingers along a number of lines on the surface of a client's posterior, he says he can tell them about their future monetary success, family life, health and happiness.
piAFK: heh. He just wants to feel butts.
AKA: Although he claims to have spent many years training his fingers, with his index and middle fingers the most sensitive, Buck says even amateur buttock readers can make a broad-brush assessment of people's personalities.
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piAFK: babylon stage? wtf?
piAFK looks at Brushwood's map in confusion
AKA: He is quick to shoot down any suggestion that his buttock groping might be motivated by anything other than a genuine desire to probe people's futures.
Lilith: BRB
sifu13: http://subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/X-Day98/POST-X-DAY-2/POST-X-Day2-pics/X-DayMisc./X-MISC/_arse.html
AKA: "I do not need to feel bottoms for my own pleasure. My wife is quite beautiful enough for me," he said.
Asquire: thats an ass that could see a razor
sifu13: heehee
Asquire: new tat too...it left ink on the undies
sifu13: it sure did, but that was in 98
AKA: Asquire - you are far too observant.
Asquire: <--- used to work as an apprentice at a tat shop
sifu13: those tighty whiteys were permenantly stained
sifu13: i still have em
piAFK: No tattooists there this year?
sifu13: with the image of bob
sifu13: heh. i should have sold them
sifu13: at the buldada auction
Asquire: well, im gonna go watch some george carlin
AKA: I have to find my eyeballs.
Rev_Dr_Lon: you gotta get me soon
Asquire: oh yeah
Asquire: forgot bout that
Asquire: what are we gonna do?
Rev_Dr_Lon: go appy at fast food places
Rev_Dr_Lon: and talk about stuff
Rev_Dr_Lon: poster campaign of the city
phloighd: Uh, can anyone see a msg I posted to alt.slack?
phloighd: It was there. Now it is not. At least on my end.
Asquire: our last poster campiagn was basically me doing it and you standing around saying...lets go back to the house
Asquire: I could
Rev_Dr_Lon: i can see it, phlo
Asquire: i can think of any questions thou
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Asquire: cant that is
phloighd: dammit. Where'd it go on my end? how weird
sifu13: Specific
sifu13: Where is X-Day?
sifu13: What is Brushwood?
sifu13: Why Brushwood?
sifu13: How much is the camping fee? Is it a seperate fee from X-Day itself?
sifu13: What kind of facilities are available there?
sifu13: Is there a map of the area?
phloighd: yeah
sifu13: Where's the best place to camp?
phloighd: that's it
sifu13: What kind of equipment do I need to bring?
sifu13: What kind of cooking can I do?
sifu13: it's there
Asquire: Lon: we can talk here..i gotta job for me now..and the campiagns a bomb (cause it would be just me working)
AKA: I need usenet access again. :(
Rev_Dr_Lon: but if i dont get a job within a week im homeless again
phloighd: that's so weird.... why would it disappear from my end, I wonder
sifu13 shrugs
Rev_Dr_Lon: just pick me up and take me to some fast food joints
Asquire: well? walk to somewhere and get it (into private message we go)
Lilith: Jobs. SIGH.
AKA: Does "quit your job for bob" have an alternate... if you don't have a job to quit ?
Lilith: Hey Phl, you still here?
Lilith: AKA: "Get a second job for "Bob"", I think.
AKA: "get a job, so you can quit it, for bob."
AKA: lil - it can't be a second, if you don't have a first.
AKA: If anybody here is a master grant writer...
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Asquire: that was brief
Lilith: AKA: I think the idea is to have TWO jobs, so you can quit one for "Bob" without going broke.
AKA: Lil I dunno I quit my job for bob years ago and I haven't had one since.
Rev_Dr_Lon: grampas home
phloighd: yes, I'm here.
Rev_Dr_Lon: he needs the computer
Rev_Dr_Lon: bbl
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phloighd: np: Gwar: Techno's Song
phloighd: ...And that's WAY past Uranus, buddy
phloighd: Gwar will serve the master, or Gwar will die!
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phloighd: greetings
phloighd: brazillian eh?
Lilith: HNEE
Lilith: I am considering a quick nap before getting ready to face THEM.
Lilith: Rev. Garcia!
phloighd: Gwar wants you to know that You Ain't Shit Unless You Learn How To Rock.
RevGarcia: I'm brazillian too!
phloighd: Yeah, I guessed.
RevGarcia: Actualy I'm trying to form the first Brazilian Clench
AKA: hmm could you imagine a carnivival?
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phloighd: that'd be funky.
phloighd: Hi wein.
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weinholt: silly isp
weinholt: hi phloighd
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RevGarcia: please visite http://subgeniusbrasil.blogspot.com
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phloighd: Looks keen. wish I could read it.
Lilith: Every time a Brasilian comes in here looking for hot cyberchat, we'll tell them they can get it in Portugese AT THAT WEBSITE.
Lilith: OK, now I am passing out.
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RevGarcia: sorry you could try the wetranslator: http://world.altavista.com
AKA: babelfish.altavista.com gotta use the word BABELFISH!