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Log file opened at: 7/9/02 5:01:20 PM

*** Topic for #subgenius: "I'm gonna start suckin' dicks and squeezin' titties" Dookie is the mother of invention!!!

*** Topic for #subgenius set by LB_Holie on Tuesday, July 9, 2002 4:58:38 PM
#subgenius: Stang @LB_Holie @Lilith @TwoBeans @RVGary @ProstataCantata @el_gomez @Magdalen @Rocknar @RevSector @pm` @LouMinatti Melonolog @skullY @Jimbo @RDJaway @Sly|w3rk CEATH @slitta-away @danarchy @jeek

ProstataCa: eek!
*** Mode change "+o Stang" on #subgenius by ProstataCantata
slitta-awa: haeya Stang
*** slitta-away is now known as slitta
*** Stang is now known as StangRecording
RevSector: hey, stang.
slitta: the Euro Xday was pretty nasty
StangRecor: How-do... I have been recording this # nonstop since I got back from X-day, except I turned it off about 4 am and forgot about it until now.
StangRecor: I wanna get as many reports as I can for the mighty Archives that will someday be unearthed by alien archaeologists
Lilith: Hey Daddy!
Lilith: I'm working on my report now. I'm covering all the BUMMERS first.
StangRecor: Lil!
TwoBeans: Hey Stang
TwoBeans: I just posted my report a bit ago
StangRecor: Lil -- I am just now -- well maybe in the next 5 minutes -- posting some killer pics of your wedding, by P-Wei, to a.b.s.
StangRecor: Two Beans -- Ah so. You know the Magdalen Robot is now as suspicious of you as everyone else is of her.
ProstataCa: My report is on Alt.slack. I missed a lot of shit just 'cause I was in the mood to be very very LAZY. thus X-day was very slackful for me.
Lilith: And one of the bummers is a BIG FAT FROZEN FINGER for Rocknar, for camping with Rev. EF and company, RIGHT NEXT TO THE HONEYMOON SUITE.
*** Signoff: LB_Holie (Forgive me father. I committed an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon.)
StangRecor: Prostata -- I caught yours! Lazy indeed!
Lilith: Pros: I'm joining you next year, mang.
TwoBeans: Stang: Everyone should be suspicious of me. Even I am of me
Lilith: I quit my job with "Bob", FOR "Bob".
Lilith: Well, no, for ME, but hey, he'll get a cut anyhow.
Rocknar: what's this about a FINGER?
TwoBeans: Concidering that I pulled that stripdance outta my ass, without rehercing ONCE.
StangRecor: I had the most Slack of ANY X-Day.
Lilith: Rocknar, dude, DON'T CAMP NEXT TO THE NEWLYWEDS PLEASE!!! We had to keep our bonoboing down a LOT for fear of audience participation.
Rocknar: it wasn't my decision to camp there
TwoBeans: Hell, I chose what song to use an hour before the auction
StangRecor: Lil, Rocknar's such an innocent, I'm sure he wasn't thinking of this. Either an innocent or a dumbass, probably the same thing. A SubGenius for sure...
Lilith: Rocknar: So I should go after Rev. EF's ass thenn?
Rocknar: hey stang
StangRecor: Slitta -- so how was X-day London?
StangRecor: Yo Rocknar
Rocknar: go after his MOM, SHE decided that was a good spot
Lilith: I'll reserve the finger for him then.
Lilith: His MOM?!?
RevSector: haha.
Rocknar: stang, did my rant come out okay on tape?
Lilith: OH BOY. I get to finger a MOTHER! AGAIN!
StangRecor: I believe I met that mom... about my age, gray hair, insane?
*** Signoff: ProstataCantata (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
Rocknar: yep that was her
slitta: Stang, we think we have met you in disguise at the avebury stone circle when we were waiting for our european appointment with flyng saucers, somebody made pictures
StangRecor: Rocknar -- I would think so... I haven't actually gotten to those tapes yet but so far so good.
Lilith: Well, if she's insane, then that explains EVERYTHING.
Rocknar: it's after Pi's rant I know
Lilith: Jesus told me that I did a good job running stage this year, and I started laughing my ass off.
slitta: it was the shockiest show I've ever seen in all my life
slitta: StangRecording, we went too far
Lilith: Slitta: Shockiest? Too far?
RevSector is away: pseudo-away, killing time while downloading something by reading the Book.
StangRecor: "Too far"??? Wow!
StangRecor: Yes, I probably recorded your rant.
slitta: yeah.. I can't say more cause I'm a shy italian pope
Rocknar: that's cool
StangRecor: Slitta - I imagine there will be some videos and lots and lots of verbose lying and bragging by Pope Black.
Rocknar: I'll have to dig up some recording from the September 16th "Meet The Press"
slitta: yeah there are
slitta: I'm choosing the good pictures from my huge collection
slitta: there is a tape
slitta: some video stuff
StangRecor: I just want to see the hot pics of the topless buck toothed weak chinned English babes and square-jawed Neanderthal-browed Germanic Brunhildas.
Lilith: Stang: AW, I only trust you to record the rant RIGHT, s'all. Besides, my tape deck somehow decided it didn't want to record anything.
slitta: from avebury and from london
StangRecor: Lil -- Wei and I both were manning both my cameras during your FINE FINE rant.
*** Dr_N (DasNutz@adsl-20-148-25.bhm.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #subgenius
Lilith: I should've taken the hint from my tape recorder. It was a SIGN that I, too, should've refused to work.
StangRecor: Rocknar -- gotcha -- well, whenever.
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ProstataCa: oops
slitta: we got also some live homosexual anal sex action that what errr... sisturbing and I think will be censored. well... you had to know
slitta: disturbing I mean
ProstataCa: brb
Dr_N: hi!
StangRecor: Slitta -- jeepers, that IS pretty unusual for a SubGenius show... I've seen a SubGenius shove a frozen hot dog up his ass on stage (Baltimore SubCon '85) but ... hmmmm...
*** Rev_Dr_Lon (revdrlon@ky-owensboro1b-176.rhmdky.adelphia.net) has joined channel #subgenius
Rocknar: hey lon
slitta: all the popes were pretty shocked.
Rev_Dr_Lon: hey
RevSector: hey, Lon.
StangRecor: Butt Slut Art Performance in London Devival!
Dr_N: oh joyful day, I was released from bondage by my corpmaster, and in my eternal gratitude I turned him into HP for license violations
slitta: anyway... we gotta some topless girl pics that can make it to the press
slitta: if you can stand topless girl with guns covered of blood
slitta: I gotta go
Rev_Dr_Lon does the im gonna be prepared for everything at x-day next year" dance
slitta: later
*** slitta is now known as slitta-away
Rev_Dr_Lon: brb, gotta stir my taters
Lilith: Stang: YOu might be amused to know that the heavy-metal wall hanging you gave me from the Bulldada Auction was flagged by Columbus Airport security as a POTENTIAL WEAPON, and I had to check in that whole bag.
Dr_N: lilith: I understand there are for sale on the internet small metal squares imprinted with the bill of rights, to confound that very process
Lilith: Lon: NOBODY is ever REALLY prepared for X-Day, except those who soak in the hot tub more than anything else.
StangRecor: Lil -- !!!
Lilith: DrN: Heh. An interesting thought.
Lilith: Stang: "Take this plane directly to Seattle, or I'll have the DEMON eat the passengers!"
*** Mode change "+o RevGary" on #subgenius by Lilith
Dr_N: did you know that Microsoft has an online submission form to rat on license violators?
Dr_N: http://www.pimprig.com/sections.php?op=viewarticle&artid=72
Lilith: DrN: Of course, one could rat on almost ANYONE and get results.
Dr_N: I let Microsoft love on my ex-boss, too
Lilith: She says, deleting the illicit copy of Office 2001 from her hard drive, lest anyone's tempted to rat on HER....
ProstataCa: I have no unliscened microsoft products whatsoever.
StangRecor: I guess that a big part of any X-day is the adventure of getting TO and FROM there, and the side-adventures like car wrecks etc.
Lilith: You have no LICENSED Microsoft products either.
RevSector: I have no Microsoft products whatsoever. except for my keyboard and mouse.
TwoBeans: I wonder what airport security would think as one of those mettal dobbshead passed through the x-rays
RevSector: both of which are breaking down at an alarming rate.
StangRecor: Sort of like Burning Man -- the hardships make the cool shit that much more impressive and meaningful to the participant.
StangRecor: Luckily Brushwood is somehwat easier than Burning Man.
Rocknar: Lon and I will organize a devival for Sports Land
Lilith: Stang: Yeah, sure, and it said a lot that I broke down and cried at the Columbus Airport because, right after dealing with all that security crap, I had to go back to the check-in, only to find that I had misplaced my frigging ID.
Lilith: I found it before I went TOO nuts, though.
ProstataCa: Joy and I had totally uneventful travel to and from bwood.
Rev_Dr_Lon: yeah
TwoBeans: Fuck you, Prostata
Rocknar: Lil, I'm sorry we camped next to you all
Lilith: This was the best of X-Days... this was the worst of X-Days.
TwoBeans: Fuck you up the ass
ProstataCa: bite me, TwoBeans
TwoBeans: Your uneventful ASS
StangRecor: C'mon, Two beans, that car breakdown and the sunburn was FUN!
Lilith: Rocknar: It's OK. I honestly think both Thea and I were too cold and tired to do much more than a token wedding consummation.
TwoBeans: Lil: There was alot of that going on. I spent the night of the 5th depressed and wondering around
Lilith: The bit where you guys broke the bolts off the hub must've been the BEST. I was actually jealous.
ProstataCa: i'm about to do a bulk dump and decode of the alt/binaries/slack directory on my newsserver.
StangRecor: I didn't do any consummatin' myself, but I sure HEARD some. WHOO boy.
TwoBeans: and the morning of the 7th my Slack was gone
TwoBeans: Phloighd saved it, though
Rocknar: TB, you should have been with DJ SHaver and I watching "Boo Boo Goes Wild"
StangRecor: There was some LOUD, LOUD moaning near Tranq Base around dawn Sunday.
StangRecor: It was almost cartoonlike orgasmic moaning -- but I don't think it was a SubGenius "show," I THINK it was real.
TwoBeans: Rock: I was too busy thinking how much of a loser I was to enjoy anything at that point
Lilith: That must've been while I was passed out. I could hear most of the activity at T-Base.
Lilith: TB: How did Phloighd save your slack?
StangRecor: I find it difficult to understand why a person would go to X-Day and then sit and watch a pre-recorded tape that could be watched at home. Although I'm sure the movie heckling is of top notch quality.
Rocknar: next year, wil we have to rely on Courtroom sketch artists to relate all of Xd6?
Lilith: TB: For the record, I thought you had the BEST Flesh Auction presentation. That striptease had me lolling.
Rocknar: "Booboo Goes Wild" is a HILARIOUS Yogi Bear cartoon done by John Kricfalusi.
StangRecor: Two beans -- but you had saved the day re: my car and had triumphed with your witty stage antics!
TwoBeans: Lil: He basically reminded me that I'm not doomed to be a failiyure all my life. And he had frop
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TwoBeans: Fuck.....need to go to work now
TwoBeans: Fucking Xists
TwoBeans: take care, folks
Lilith: Rocknar: Not if I can help it. Fuck Legume and his camera phobia. If someone doesn't want to do something in front of the cameras, they can go off to the darkest parts of the woods to do it.
StangRecor: Good luck 2 Beans
RevSector: cya.
*** johntruck has left channel #subgenius
Lilith: Later TB. Get your slack back.
*** Signoff: TwoBeans (Chew chew, gum chew, gum gum, chew chew....)
StangRecor: Actually Legume was proved right about the cameras several times.
Rocknar: I wonder how my documentary with 808's equipment came out.
Dr_N quietly sits in the corner, preparing some otherwise unsuspecting 'frop for the inferno of its demise.
Lilith: The old ways ARE the best--and the old ways say, GET THEE TO A PART OF THE WOODS VOID OF ANY TESTI-MOANERS.
StangRecor: There was some really wild shit that happened inside the closed gates of the Base... anybody without a camera could wander in and see it. It was mostly just SEEING, though, I THINK... I was never there when the crazy shit happened!
Lilith: Stang: Proven right to you, maybe. You brutish knuckle-dragging tit-oglers WOULD want cameras banned if it'd encourage more tits.
StangRecor: Lil -- I have tried, during Starwoods, to camp far from all people. But the NEW YORKERS -- the CITY ones I mean -- they FEAR solitude and will camp RIGHT up against you even if there's open space for half a mile around, NO SHIT.
StangRecor: Lil -- right.
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RevSector: StangRecording: that's why you bring a decoy tent, and put your *real* tent as far away from them as possible.
Rocknar: you read in my XDV report how RIGHT AFTER I left 808's camp, I had a run-in with pinks camped in the alt.slack village.
Lilith: Oh well. As long as I can photograph SOME of the events at X-Day, I'll get MY slack.
StangRecor: Look, Lil, I don't have tits of my own, I have to get what titty I can.
Lilith: I *dig* photography slack. That's why I bother taking pictures at all.
Lilith: Stang: I got a spare vial of Delestrogen that can change that for you, if you really want.
Dr_N: semen acts as antidepressant: http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992457
Lilith: Might make your body hair go transparent and make you REALLY moody, though.
ProstataCa: i took 2 20 minute astro photos at Bwood. i have NO IDEA if it worked. I havn't gotten the film developed yet.
StangRecor: RevSector -- it didn't have anything to do with me, it's just that some people think they should always camp next to somebody else They don't care whose privacy they're wrecking -- they THINK they're doing you a FAVOR by saving you from loneliness, I suspect. It's an overpopulation thing, I wouldn't understand.
StangRecor: Lil -- I think I'll stick with my frop-grown manteats.
Lilith: Yeah, I guess that if you live in New York City, you go through withdrawal if you find yourself ALONE.
ProstataCa: Joy sez she'll leave me if my tits ever get bigger than hers.
Lilith: Goddamn city slickers.
Lilith: Pros: Joy was MAD at me because mine are now bigger than hers.
StangRecor: Prostata -- you still have a few millimeters of Slack titty-wise yet
ProstataCa: i say it's my RIGHT as a goddamm male PIG to get behind a GREAT RACK. I'm saving up for "his N hers implants"
StangRecor: Lil -- your tits are probably bigger than those of your half-sister Sivet, though, I'm not really the one to ask.
Rocknar: MY tits are BIGGER!!!
ProstataCa: "Gonna paint that wagon, gonna paint it good. We ain't braggin' we're gonna coat that wood!"
Rocknar fondles his tits.
Rocknar: Mmmm...Ohhhhh YEAH!!!!!
ProstataCa: i think i'm gonna be sick
StangRecor: Apparently, none of our favorite stalkers appeared at XD5 even after promising to be there.
Lilith: Rocknar: I don't really want to know how big your tits are, sorry.
Rocknar: not even RevPsych?
*** Signoff: RevGary (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
ProstataCa: too bad.
Lilith: Actually, PatrioPsychotic from the SubGenius Yahoo! group *was* there, but kept a very low profile.
Rocknar: I'm disappointed
Lilith: He kept on muttering about "
ProstataCa: i'm still trying to remember who it was that was supposed to show up and "kick my ass"
Lilith: He kept on muttering about "true subgeniuseses" among "fasist loosers".
RevSector: ProstataCantata: "Gonna paint this wagon, gonna paint it fine, gonna use oil-based paint 'cause the wood is pine!"
StangRecor: I don't consider RevPsych one of the stalkers. I think he WAS there though, at least, I assume he was the little guy with long hair who always had a mask on. I don't want to break those guys' hearts by letting on that I'm NOT trying to crush them under my evil tyrant jackboot. I'm saving the jackboot for much worse things than they can imagine.
Lilith: But other than that, he was actually pretty cool. Gave me some frop. Said I wasn't as much a fascist loser as the rest of them, even if I *am* evil.
StangRecor: Wait a minute, who is "PatrioPsychotic"? I haven't been getting the yahoo group lately for some reason
Lilith: Stang: Remember Lance Browder? PatrioPsychotic was Browder's sole cheerleader on the Yahoo group.
ProstataCa: RevSector: I'm watching that episode RIGHT NOW
Lilith: It was almost HOMO, really.
StangRecor: Lil -- ? Huh, I must not have noticed Browder's one supporter.
RevSector: ProstataCantata: sad thing is, I haven't seen that episode for 2 years.
ProstataCa: nice
Lilith: But, he WAS funny, in his all-lower-case, too-many-exclamation-points, bad-spelling sort of way.
Lilith: Stang: I can mail you some of PatrioPsychotic's better rants if you'd like.
StangRecor: I tune into subgenius.net now and then to see what's going on with them.... I knew some of them were gonna try to make it to Brushwood and that they seem to enjoy being furtive about everything. I don't want to wreck their fun.
Lilith: Actually, he DID use upper-case to be REALLY emphatic, I guess when the exclamation points don't do the trick.
StangRecor: Their van was parked right next to mine for awhile and I don't think they knew it.
ProstataCa: well, the healing powers of brushwood helped my neck more than 2months of treatment. but it was short lived. It was in pensilvania that one of my clients called me and bitched me out for not answering my phone all weekend.
Lilith: Stang: They're part of the True SubGeniuseses Underground. :)
ProstataCa: neck started hurting again when he did that
StangRecor: I got home and there was a message from England, a "Short Billy" with National Talk Radio wanted to talk to me... I guess it was X-day related. I don't carry cel phones and shit with me though and I think the timeliness has passed.
Lilith: Pros: I'm sorry about the neck pain, dude. I should've rode home with you after all, so I could've grabbed the phone and started singing "The Loss And Curse Of Reverence" by Emperor right into it.
StangRecor: Also I have almost completely lost interest in talking to reporters about the Church. They NEVER EVER get it right, it does us NO good, so why do this asshole's work for him? Phooey.
Lilith: <fuckedupvoice>THOU CANST NOT KILL WHAT BREEDS WITHIN THEE!!!</fuckedupvoice>
ProstataCa: I didn't want to piss him off TOO MUCH... it's one of the largest law firms in columbus.
*** Sly|w3rk is now known as Slyde
ProstataCa: yep. I dance with the devil to pay the rent.
Slyde / Ramones - Pet Sematary
Slyde: Sister Lilith!
Slyde: How goes it?
Slyde hugs you
Slyde: and Stang! How are you doing?
Lilith: Slyde: It was the best of X-Days, it was the worst of X-Days. But it was the BEST GODDAMNED WEDDING EVER.
RevSector: StangRecording: of course they don't get it right! The Con is trying to make us look like a bunch of freaks, and make that look like a *bad* thing!
RevSector: hey, Slyde.
Rocknar: I watched Arise last night
Slyde: hey Sector!
ProstataCa: i watch it EVERY NIGHT.
Slyde: Lilith! I KNEW IT WOULD BE !
Dr_N: structure is comforting
Slyde parades Lilith around the channel
Rev_Dr_Lon: Stang: i think asquire shat himself when you replyd to his x-day report
Slyde: ANd I can finally say "Bob" will see my money, if he hasn't already!
Rocknar: oh, either Stang forgot to knock out the record-over protection tab on my Arise tape, or THE CON PUT IT BACK ON THERE! I'm guessing it was the CON.
RevSector: I don't own it, because I've only officially been ordained for a week. and I still haven't gotten my ordainment kit back.
*** pisces (pisces@gso31-124-057.triad.rr.com) has joined channel #subgenius
Rocknar: hey pi! :) *huggies*
pisces: howdy
RevSector: hey, pisces.
pisces: jsut got home from work
Rev_Dr_Lon: PISCES!!!
Slyde: Sister pisces!
pisces hugs and kisses the lot of ya
Dr_N: "Clearly an unwanted pregnancy or a sexually transmitted disease would more than offset any advantageous psychological effects of semen."
Lilith: HMM. I wonder if PatrioPsychotic is one of the subgenius.net.kooks.
pisces: you realize.. i have ALREADY began writing rants for NEXT YEAR
Lilith: DrN: I might SMOKE semen, if I'm desperate, but otherwise I've sworn off my own.
RevSector: Dr_N: hit it with a quick blast of gamma rays or UV to kill all the living stuff.
Dr_N: lilith: "Clearly an unwanted pregnancy or a sexually transmitted disease would more than offset any advantageous psychological effects of semen."
Dr_N: err
Lilith: Pi: YES! KEWL!
Dr_N: damn, n/m
Dr_N: http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992457
Lilith: DrN: I know the article. :)
Dr_N: hehehe
Dr_N printed it out and carries it around with him.
Lilith: Pi: I *want* you to rant more at X-Day. Just don't blow ALL your wads at once, even if New Stage Manager Phloighd WANTS you to.
Slyde: Smoked Semen. Sounds like an expensive entrée.
pisces: lilith- phloighd doesnt want me to blow the wad at once...
pisces: but.. i will need 4 to 8 men next year
pisces: i need someone to carry my litter
Lilith: Pi: You probably CAN.
Rocknar: L. Ron Mother Hubbard went to his Scientologist Cupboard...
StangRecor: Well anyway. Pisces, your ranting was just wonderful.
Rocknar: to get his dog FANG a bone
Rev_Dr_Lon immediatly volenteers for pi's thing
RevSector: Rocknar: you have to use the word "enturbulate" somewhere.
Rocknar: But when he got there, his cupboard was bare...
pisces: when i say litter.. i mean not as in trash..
pisces: i mean as in you and others shall carry me about
Rev_Dr_Lon: ill help
pisces: its all part of a sinster plan
Rocknar: so he gave Fang some enturbulate scientology pamphlets instead
Lilith: Pi: I'll watch, and photograph.
RevSector: Rocknar: *sniff* beautiful.
pisces: kewl
pisces: on the way home i was trying to figure out how to become a traveling missionary for Dobbs
Rocknar: thank you
Lilith: I. Van Stanggard.
StangRecor: Pisces -- congrats on getting that small army of Sub Lads to grovel before you and "Bob"... on Thursday night I guess that was? I knew right then and there, you were a true Uberfemme, if I'd ever had ANY doubt.
Dr_N: Only Terrorists Use Encryptuin
StangRecor: Lil -- hmm,not bad!
pisces: stang- well thanks
Dr_N: Only Criminals Need Privacy
pisces: now i guess i will have to keep the webcam on more often
pisces: lol
Rocknar: Choosy Terrorists Choose C4...
pisces: oh kids.. i need to eat
pisces: bbiab
pisces sashays away
Dr_N: well, I suppose I'm going to go tempt my fate again
Rocknar: bye pi
*** pisces is now known as piscesAFK
Dr_N: I got fired today, what else could go right?
*** Dr_N is now known as Dr_N_Smokin
StangRecor: Damn, my newsreader Toth just crashed on me. I should probably give this a rest and restart. Ah'll Be Bach.
piscesAFK: some of you are getting nasty kinky letters btw
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