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Log file opened at: 7/8/02 2:16:38 PM

*** Topic for #subgenius: IEIEIEIEIEIEIEEIEIE!!!! Were all livin' in a post X-Day world!!! weeeeee weeee *passes out*

*** Topic for #subgenius set by Asquire on Monday, July 8, 2002 10:26:38 AM

#subgenius: Stang-Aslumber CEATH sifu13 bulldaddy Torquemada @LouMinatti @RevSector @gomez @weinholt @skullY @Asquire-work @pm` @slitta-away @Sly|zZz @danarchy @jeek

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Thane: Hey
Ptectrix: :blinks. "Lil an' th' lil' lady back in town?"
Thane: Is popeblack still in England?
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Ptectrix: Are we still on Earth?
Torquemada: maybe
Torquemada: perhaps a cosmic magician has slipped the earth out from under us
Torquemada: as is done with a table cloth and lotsa dinnerware
Ptectrix: **gah** Stoopid earth.
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Modemac: Stupid "Bob." He screwed us once again.
Modemac: Though there may be some truth to the theory that we *are* on the saucers. But...
Modemac: ...but we wanted to find out what the world would have been like if we hadn't been ruptured. So we took some hallucinogenic drugs designed to re-create the experience.
Modemac: I.E. It's all a bad trip.
Modemac: I wanna know how things went at Brushwood. I.E. the Auction, the superhero ball, the Sauna...
Melonologi: grrr...someones playing with packets in australia....
Ptectrix: Oh, we're not on the saucers. This isn't my idea of a pleasure saucer. My AC would work better if it was.
RevSector: hah.
Ptectrix: Yeah. I've never made it to Brushwood.
RevSector: yay for Pink dental medicine.
RevSector: I've got two cavities, which are to be filled on Wednesday.
RevSector: and here's the killer: according to my dentist, they're small enough so that THEY'RE NOT GOING TO ANAESTHETIZE MY MOUTH.
Melonologi: dude that's nuts
RevSector: yes.
Melonologi: you got insurance?
RevSector: yes.
Melonologi: screw it tell the coat you wanna be doped
RevSector is still 16, so he doesn't have much say in matters of his own mouth.
Melonologi: they should at least give you some valium
Melonologi: and a foot massage

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RevSector: Prostata.
ProstataCantata groans
RevSector: why the groaning?
Melonologi: ^^ the "d r" is that supposed to be "dar"?
ProstataCa: 'just roll stick and BLOW' - just heard on TV
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RevSector: hahahaha.
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ProstataCa: i'm plum tuckered out from Xday
weinholt: Melonologist, "där" in iso8859-1 is "dar", with two dots over the 'a'
ProstataCa: still a little hung over really
ProstataCa: 'yer about as ugly as homemade soup' - also just heard on TV.
RevSector: that insult makes no sense.
ProstataCa: well, it's what a squirel said to a clam. that makes no sense either. i'm watching kids TV
RevSector: ahh.
ProstataCa: i'm apparently watching a sponge going on a date with a squirrel. the sponge is drying out but doesn't want to admit it.
RevSector: would this be Spongebob Squarepants?
RevSector: or some lame unlicensed knockoff?
RevSector: if it's the former, I've seen that episode.
ProstataCa: yeah, it is.
RevSector: oh, I do so love people who use crappy encoders to make their MP3s.
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weinholt: oi
gggordon: oioi
ProstataCa: ggg!
gggordon: yep still alive
ProstataCa: missed you at brushwood.
gggordon: any of you make 5x day
ProstataCa: yeah
ProstataCa: i was mixing tanq and tonics again this year
gggordon: yeah I must confess, given the choice between brushwood and Hawaii, the island won!
ProstataCa: no doubt
gggordon: So how was Brushwood this year? Big Crowd? Little Crowd? Stupid Crowd?
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ProstataCa: around 140 or so I hear. mostly a NEW crowd.
gggordon: well that ought to have made for some interesting moments
ProstataCa: i had the mobile observatory there. Frankly I hid in the dome and looked at the stars a lot and missed a lot of things.
gggordon: probably a lot more interesting, the skies in Hawaii are pretty damned awesome at night
ProstataCa: everyone just seemed really RELAXED this year.
gggordon: slackful you mean???
ProstataCa: almost lethargic actually.
gggordon: well a lot of them seem lethargic every year, maybe it's the 'frop
ProstataCa: maybe
gggordon: was doc 'frop there??
ProstataCa: yeah. he was there with sisD
gggordon: well there's a good reason for the lethargy, he trails clouds of it wherever he passes.
gggordon: say are you and I the only ones alive here???
RevSector is alive, but reading the Book.
ProstataCa: codini, mojo, legume, suzy the floozy, ed strange...
gggordon: online reading..a true subgenius
ProstataCa: lilith and thea were married on friday
gggordon: no doubt a loverly ceremony
ProstataCa: ESO was there sans Niki and Michelle
RevSector: OK, this MP3 is asstasmic.
gggordon: I can see it now, flowermaids and all
RevSector: every 30 seconds or so, it drops a half beat, and around 2 minutes in, there's a loud screech.
ProstataCa: stang was quoting from 'bride of frankenstein' durring his sermon.
gggordon: asstasmic????
RevSector: yes.
gggordon: well I guess after all these years it's hard to find totally original material
gggordon: Rev Sec: would you mind explaining the etymology of that term??
RevSector: hah.
gggordon: hah?
RevSector: no real etymology.
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Lenin: sieg heil
RevSector: if you had to give it an ancestry, it'd come first from "asstastic."
weinholt: hmm
gggordon: heil yes
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ProstataCa: el gordo, evangela, nicki deathchick, betsy fucking ross, jesus and mary, pasture pressure, the quijibo guys, shagblaster, saint N and helena handbag, barbie and armand gheddin...
gggordon: asstastic, now I like that term
RevSector: which came, in turn, from "craptastic."
ProstataCa: which in turn came from 'craptacular'
RevSector: yes.
gggordon: who is el gordo??
ProstataCa: el gordo is a big scary lookin guy in a wrestler's mask. he was there in '98
gggordon: oh yeah I remember El Gordo... he was a hell of a hoot
ProstataCa: yeah
gggordon: did Legume make it??
ProstataCa: yep.
gggordon: I suppose he terrorized alt.slack village
gggordon: he lives for that shit
ProstataCa: he was so goddam relaxed he was hardly moving. he always seemed to be sitting in a comfortable spot surrounded by chicks. i don't know if he even went over to the ghetto to terrorize 'em
gggordon: maybe he's taken out a new lease on life, was miz Legume there too?
ProstataCa: i don't think suzy was there this year.
gggordon: ah well, good thing I didn't go, I would have missed Suzy
ProstataCa: rabbi was there. she looked fucking fantastic.
gggordon: hmmm maybe I did miss out after all
ProstataCa: yeah. and some of the new girls are.... very groovy.
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ProstataCa: solcat was there. she's a cute little thing. just turned 18. so naturally she was nakid almost all the time I saw her.
gggordon: what about old christ in a bucket??
ProstataCa: last I heard about her, she was converting to jehova's witness!
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ProstataCa: but that might just be a very very nasty rumour
gggordon: nasty indeed, perhaps she was tired of her old lifestyle
gggordon: hanging around with Spike probably got old
gggordon: yeah, I tried to liberate her two years running, but she didn't see the light
ProstataCa: we had a real live slave auction. jesus sold himself for $105
ProstataCa: mary went for about 60 i think.
gggordon: damned overpriced too, 5 bux would be closer to his real value, who paid for him
ProstataCa: I don't remember.
ProstataCa: chrislee and armand payed $15 to use me as a bartender for a few hours
gggordon: well I can't believe he went for a higher price than Mary
gggordon: sounds like a good deal, did Chris Lee bring home made brews again??
ProstataCa: yeah. he's getting to be a real fucking BREWMEISTER!
gggordon: yeah the last stuff of his I had was , to coin a phrase AWESOME!!!
ProstataCa: he's gotten even better at it
gggordon: oops gotta go pick up the wife, enjoyed the chat, see you around
ProstataCa: see ya
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ProstataCa: i gotta go too.
*** Signoff: ProstataCantata (ciao)
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Rev_Dr_Lon: howdy
pm`: l0nard
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Rev_Dr_Lon: pm, why didnt you go to x-day?
pm`: cos the saucers came here
pm`: well, they intercepted fathertom and psych, and brought them here, then left, the basterds
pm`: wonder if otto went to ohio after xday, he mentioned wanting to see his home town
RevSector: then you're blocking a whole ISP worth of potential Yetis.

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slave2lil: hello
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Slyde: HEY THEA!
Slyde hugs you
Slyde: how are you doing?
slave2lil hugs Slyde
slave2lil: just got back from taking Lilith to the airport
slave2lil: I will be taking the train back to Seattle tomorrow
Slyde: Excellent!
Slyde: Safe travelling!
Slyde: Did you hear?
slave2lil: We layed over at my kids dad's house on the way back from XDV
Slyde: Epoch and I are now OFFICIAL!
Slyde: ah. how was he?
slave2lil: Huh? Official what?
RevSector: official ministers.
RevSector: I think.
slave2lil: Mazel To
slave2lil: v
Slyde: yep!
Slyde: thanx =)
Slyde stamps on a bunch of wineglasses
Slyde: how was the wedding?
slave2lil: Wonderful :)
Slyde: I bet everything was absolutely beautiful. We'll have to have an instant replay next Xday.
slave2lil: Stang did a great job.
Slyde: did you get a video?
slave2lil: Yes, there were several video cameras
Slyde: mos ex!
Slyde: Was Rev. Bigboy there to watch?
slave2lil: Yes, he escorted us to the altar :)
slave2lil: Rabbi and Joy were our attendants
Slyde: wonderful!
slave2lil: It was wonderful. I will be happy when I get home and our honeymoon can start.
Slyde: like that didn't happen a year ago? ;)
slave2lil: I need to go now. Someone needs the phone.
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Slyde waves by happily
RevSector waits impatiently for his ordainment swag.
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sifu13: oi
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sifu13: thanks
RevSector: no prob.
Slyde: hey sifu!
Slyde: how goes it?
sifu13: excellent
sifu13: i'm a bit sunburnt
sifu13: but otherwisw i'm right as rain
sifu13: how bout you?
Slyde: pretty good.
Slyde: got my haircut and it is itching my neck.
Slyde: work was ok. I just realized there is a lot more there I need to do than I know can do at the moment.
Slyde: Let's see....I sent my 30$ in.
Slyde: what else. not too much else. I'm doing well =)
sifu13: good for you
Slyde: did you have fun up there?
sifu13: xday kicked ass
sifu13: i'm still recovering
RevSector: "Bob"damn Con postal service.
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sifu13 farts
weinholt: damnit
weinholt: now this channel smells
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RevRash: So, this is what the Rupture's like...
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RevRash: NWN?
*** Signoff: RevRash (Time to go, and go fast!)

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weinholt: the oft-used "Bob" sound clip on the Hour of Slack, where is that from?
RevSector shrugs.
RevSector: would that be the one in the civil-defense thing in ep 840?
weinholt: hmm
RevSector: "The generally-accepted signal is a series of -- 'Bob' -- or a [indecipherable]."
weinholt: no
RevSector: hmm.
weinholt: that short one, only says "Bob"
RevSector: yes, that one's in there.
weinholt: oh
weinholt: yes, that's the one :)
RevSector: no clue where it's from, but I could probably slice and/or dice it out for you.
weinholt: well
weinholt: you don't have to do that
weinholt: if it's from a movie, i think i'd be cool to see that movie
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weinholt wonders what Stang-Aslumber is doing here :)
RevSector: you could always ask stang where he got the CD segment from.
RevSector: and then try to follow it back to the source material.
Rev_Dr_Lon dances some more
Rev_Dr_Lon: i cant stop dancing cuz of x-day
sifu13: i know the feeling
Rev_Dr_Lon: sif...you spent alot of time in the four-flusher....
Rev_Dr_Lon: of all the people i watched goin into the shitter you went the most
sifu13: i sure did
sifu13: i am the master excremeditator
sifu13: i'll be giving seminars in the future
Rev_Dr_Lon: pppppppokppp-pppokppppppokpppppokppppppokpppppplkppppppojkppppppokppppppokppppppokppppppokppppppokppppppokppppppokppppppokppppppokpppp
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Rev_Dr_Lon: thats a secret code for "im watching you all shit"
sifu13: brushwood's feeble plumming could not withstand me. i clogged the crapper daily
RevSector: hmm.
sifu13: i'm just glad they had plungers available
Rev_Dr_Lon: i forgot to flush once and a pagan chick yelled at me
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sifu13: haha
RevSector: does someone make a "Bob" fish, or was I just hallucinating when I saw one?
sifu13: i had one
sifu13: bought it in 98
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sifu13: from the luciferians i believe
RevSector: hmm.
Rev_Dr_Lon: they were sellin connie fish for a buck at brushwood
sifu13: no idea if they're still around
sifu13: i really wanted a new bobfish
sifu13: the old one stayed on my old car
Rev_Dr_Lon: maybe we can get the guy who makes the metal dobbsheads make a metal dobbsfish
RevSector: yeh.
sifu13 shrugs
RevSector: hell, I'd make them if I knew anything about metalworking.
Rev_Dr_Lon: im gonna make a dobbs stencil in a bit
RevSector was going to work on a meta-Dobbshead at some point this week.
RevSector: the Church of "Bob" Scientist dobbshead in the Book is possibly the most useful thing ever.
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TwoBeans: Hey ggome
Legume: heyo
RevGary: hey Legume
TwoBeans: How's the official badass of Brushwood doing today?
Legume: hey gary
RevGary: whats goin on
Legume: voiceless
RevGary: im trying to maintain the brushwoods feeling by staying very drunk
TwoBeans: Yelled it out during the set with ESO?
RevGary: as long as possible
Legume: yup
RevGary: playing the Songs Of Xday
RevGary: and HOS
RevGary: pretty blitzd tight now
RevGary: right
RevGary: bbl
RevGary: heh
TwoBeans: Goome: You rocked the house though. You may have lost your voice, but its still barking out military orders in muh head
Legume: thanks
TwoBeans: brb, gotta make a 'frop order
TwoBeans: back\
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phloighd: hola
phloighd: anyone awake?
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pm`: phloighd nigger
phloighd: where was you, mike?
phloighd: thot you were goin'
pm`: ft and psychoman arrived on the saucers here in akron
pm`: saucers ditched us tho, dropped off their suitcases. i greyhounded them back
phloighd: sux
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pm`: naw, dobbsco hooked us up with a kickass t-bone supper
sniper: is dev here?
pm`: fire grilled by yours truly
phloighd: who's dev
sniper: like moorhs al-anaujiram
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pm`: ok?
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Asquire: hey all
Chaka: For all those I met at xdv: you are amazingly cool and friendly people
Chaka: Asquire, were you poor and from KY or something like that?
Chaka: Or am i thinking of the wrong person?
Chaka: Put another way, did you carry beer for me day 1?
Asquire: Im poor and from KY
Asquire: Lon carried beer for you and Justin Case tried to cheat you .....lon and I felt really bad about that
Asquire: Rev. Justin case that is
Chaka: I heard...y'all's reaction more than made up for it
Asquire: we kicked Justin case out of the band
Chaka: Well, it was never a problem for me, though The Id was a little bummed out
Asquire: Justin did alot of no no's on the trip...........he tried to take slack from subgenii, he wet the bed, he ate all the food...he was an ass
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Asquire: Lon and I were really sorry...next year will make it up to all
Asquire: He gave our clench a bad name
Chaka: All that isn't the point at all. I thought you guys seemed really nice.
Chaka: Like just about everyone we met. I'm sure we broke a few "dont's" as well.
Asquire: hehe
Asquire: you guys rocked....Lon and I were really surprised at the nice atitude everyone had (youd think with the world gonna end, they would have been a bit edgy)
Asquire: ill brb, I gotta pee pee
Chaka: I know I needed some time to "unratchet the anus" as one subg put it
pm` is away
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Chaka: For anyone who was there, I was the big guy with the proportionally big pint glass.
Asquire: and im back
Chaka: hey
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pm` is away
Rev_Dr_Lon: howdy
Chaka: Hello Dr Lon. Asquire, is this the same Lon?
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Rev_Dr_Lon: yup
Rev_Dr_Lon: im another kentucky boy
Chaka: We were just saying nice things about you.
Rev_Dr_Lon: i hope fuckface dont ever get irc workin
Asquire: hehe
Rev_Dr_Lon: and i assume that you, chaka, is one of the keg guys?
Asquire: aghghghghg!!!! 81 new postings to alt slack, in just 5 hours!!!!
Chaka: The big guy (kenjamin, aka The Ego)
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Asquire: gotta catch up
fuckface: whatchu say bout me
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pm`: http://24.93.162.117/music/r/rush-2112.mp3
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Chaka: So, yeah, we emptied 11.5 of those 12.3 gallons of beer. I think and hope
Chaka: that we didn't act like it though.
pm`: dough
Rev_Dr_Lon: dude, i thought one of you was at my door last night....
Chaka: Except maybe when I tried dancing at the wedding... :-)
Chaka: bad dream?
Rev_Dr_Lon: the younger guy....but it turned out to be one of my friends with black dyed hair
Rev_Dr_Lon: i nearly shat myself
Rev_Dr_Lon: i was thinkin "holy shit, there here for bowling!!!"
Chaka: Actually both the ID and the SUPEREGO were about the same age
Chaka: hahaha!
Rev_Dr_Lon: i was kinda out of it
Chaka: So I assume you meant the pretty-boy (superego, aka Seam)
Rev_Dr_Lon: we left early to keep justin case from stealin more slack
Rev_Dr_Lon: he was an asshole
Chaka: just finding that out?
Rev_Dr_Lon: i appologize for any slack he stole from you
Chaka: accepted, if it will help you guys fuhgettaboutit
Rev_Dr_Lon: our crapper is plugged up
Rev_Dr_Lon: and i gotta shit soooo bad
Rev_Dr_Lon: what i would give for the brushwood four-flusher right now
Chaka: see that's exactly (metaphorically) the kind of thing that plunged me into a
Chaka: crushing depression this morning at work.
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Chaka: Everything about life feels like I need to make a big dookie
Rev_Dr_Lon: THEA!!!!
Chaka: but the toilets are all plugged
Slave2Lil: Hi Lon!!!
Rev_Dr_Lon: your ceromony was beutiful
Rev_Dr_Lon: i shed a tear...
Slave2Lil: I did too!
Rev_Dr_Lon: awwwwww
Chaka: Hi Thea, I agree we really liked your ceremony.
Chaka: My beer and I enjoyed dancing with you.
Asquire-al: I changed my underwear for it, thea
Rev_Dr_Lon: who was wonderful world played by?
Asquire-al: joey ramone
Slave2Lil: Thank you. I really appreciated everyones participation.
Slave2Lil: That was Joey Ramone :)
Rev_Dr_Lon: i have been lookin for it but all i can find is live sucky ones by him
Asquire-al: its on his last single album
Slave2Lil: Chaka, that beer was right tasty.
Rev_Dr_Lon: you gotta make a wedding cd
Slave2Lil: I would love it.
Chaka: My friend Father Seam was grooving on that Ramones cover clear to Sunday
Slave2Lil: Did you like when the brides moshed?
Rev_Dr_Lon: with mp3's and video footage
Rev_Dr_Lon: i paid a buck for country bumpkin to dance with rabbi\
Rev_Dr_Lon: that was worth the whole trip
Chaka: All brides should be force-moshed an hour before their wedding
Chaka: just one man's opinion
weinholt: those ghosts in pac man sure are clever
Chaka: present company excepted of course
pm` is away
Rev_Dr_Lon: i asked country bumpkin if he was enjoying himself and he replied "actually im kinda wishin i had a buck to dance with somebody
Slave2Lil: I will be so glad to be back with my wife. I put her on the plane for home today and I will be going back by train tomorrow.
Rev_Dr_Lon: i gave him a buck and he froze....
Rev_Dr_Lon: it really was a wonderful wedding
Slave2Lil: Thank you
Slave2Lil: Stang did such a great job.
Chaka: I gotta go sleep an think about pac man ghosts. Gnight all, and thanks again for reminding me how good life can be.
Slave2Lil: It is good.
Rev_Dr_Lon: yeah, i fell asleep listnin to the latest HOS and had a horrible dream that dolls were atacking me...
pm`: Chaka: THANK YOU SO MUCH FRO COMING
Chaka: Pleasure was entirely ours. See ya next year.
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pm`: ()2U
pm` is away
TwoBeans: Hey there Thea!
TwoBeans: Hey Zute, if indeed you are really there
Slave2Lil: Hi Two Beans
TwoBeans: Thea: How's the ol' ball n' chain?
TwoBeans: Or I guess leather and chain in your case
Slave2Lil blushes
TwoBeans: Though I suppose ball-gags would have an influance as well maybe
TwoBeans: You wacky bdsm'ers
Slave2Lil: Hey Two Beans, we played your CD's in the car on the way home. They were great! I loved the earthquake one.
TwoBeans: Really? Cool.
TwoBeans: It was odd, I had alot of folks compliment me on things I did this year.
TwoBeans: Even people I didn't really know
Slave2Lil: Like your dancing? LOL
TwoBeans: Yeah, especially the dance
TwoBeans: I liked those compliments, because they came from lots of women
Slave2Lil: You deserved them.
TwoBeans: Having all these cute chick tell me that I "rock" was quite ego-boosting
Slave2Lil: Do you know who bought my son's tooth at the Bulldadda auction?
TwoBeans: chick (s)
TwoBeans: plural
TwoBeans: Wasn't it Devolver?
TwoBeans: I could be very wrong, though
Slave2Lil: I was not down there. I wanna to know who will be cloning my spawn. Can you imagine an amy of mutated red headed Yeti children?
Slave2Lil: army
TwoBeans: I try to stay away from all children as it is
Slave2Lil: Some are icky but some are cool.
TwoBeans: In fact, Alex is the only teenager that I don't think is worthless.
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TwoBeans: Hey Rash
Rev_Dr_Lon: im a teenager...
RevRash: Hey there TwoBeans
Rev_Dr_Lon: and so is asquire
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Rev_Dr_Lon: :(
TwoBeans: Really?
Rev_Dr_Lon: yeah
TwoBeans: Though ya'll were at leas early twenties
RevBro-VT: Hey Lon, did you get a job?
Rev_Dr_Lon: not yet
Rev_Dr_Lon: i just got back from x-day
RevRash: How was it?
Rev_Dr_Lon: STOP HASSLING ME DAMNIT!!!!
RevRash: Sorry
TwoBeans: Okay, there are now other teens that don't suck in my opinion.
Rev_Dr_Lon: oh...it was awesome
Rev_Dr_Lon: hehe
TwoBeans: I guess I've predjudiced myself with only knowing pink teens
Rev_Dr_Lon: asquire and me are gonna go get jobs tomorow
TwoBeans: Did you quit the last ones for X-Day?
Rev_Dr_Lon: me and asquire and country bumpkin are all only 19
Rev_Dr_Lon: nah...didnt ever have one
Rev_Dr_Lon: for like a year now
Rev_Dr_Lon: but asquire and myself are gonna get a house together
TwoBeans: I went to my first X-Day before I ever had a job
Slave2Lil: Night guys
Rev_Dr_Lon: its hard to believe that jimbo is only 18
TwoBeans: So I take it that Kentucky is very open about alternative relationships?
Rev_Dr_Lon: im not gay...
TwoBeans: nite Thea
Rev_Dr_Lon: unlike asquire who didnt mention it all week
Rev_Dr_Lon: im pissed off right now
TwoBeans: About?
Asquire-al: huh?
Asquire-al: oh yeah
Asquire-al: i didnt did i?
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Rev_Dr_Lon: i didnt hit on any yeti chicks all week cuz i had a girl waitin on me at home
Rev_Dr_Lon: the day i get home we had a date
TwoBeans: What the fuck are you bluegrass yokels talking about?
Rev_Dr_Lon: the day after she brushes me off
RevRash: Should have had the yeti while you had the chance
TwoBeans: Oh shit, that does suck
TwoBeans: heh, what Yeti. All the girls there were taken
Asquire: I tried to hit on Rev Gary hehe
TwoBeans: Hell, I was damn lucky to give a chaste toe-sucking.
Rev_Dr_Lon: the yeti i was wantin was takin by x-day
TwoBeans: Who?
Rev_Dr_Lon: i shall leave her nameless
Asquire: hehe i think i know
Asquire: in fact I KNOW I KNOW
TwoBeans: Asquire: I'll smoke you out next year if you tell?
TwoBeans: Eh?
Asquire: is that a propatition
Asquire: (damn wish i could type)
TwoBeans: Its a promice
Asquire: oooooo
Asquire: cool
TwoBeans: Now, spill my namesake
Asquire: *shakes hands* Its a Deal!
Rev_Dr_Lon: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RevRash: Let's hear it then
Asquire: The person Lon loves is.....
Asquire: SWISH!
Asquire dies
RevRash: I don'tknow swish
Rev_Dr_Lon: hahaha
Asquire: nahhh i couldnt do that to Lonny
TwoBeans: Haw haw, funny
Rev_Dr_Lon: my death ray was on target tonite
TwoBeans: I retract my statement about you stupid kids
Rev_Dr_Lon: hehe
Rev_Dr_Lon: i wish i could have hung out with the people from the chatroom more
Asquire: me too
Asquire: NEXT YEAR WE DONT SLEEP!
Rev_Dr_Lon: not at all
Rev_Dr_Lon: and we come prepared
Rev_Dr_Lon: with lots of cash
Asquire: Im a little disappointed I didnt win best dancver....but then again, Banjo bob didnt have any competition
TwoBeans: Fuck, I wish I slept more...
TwoBeans: He had me
pm` is away
Rev_Dr_Lon: i thought i was dancin with banjo bob for like 20 minutes.......but it turned out to be some pagan guy with dreadlocks
TwoBeans: I rocked the mudda fuggin house
pm`: jilly?
TwoBeans: Sis D's words exactly
Asquire: hehe
Asquire: but your no match for my "FUNKY FUNKY JIVE DANCE OF POWER!!!"
Asquire: i think everyone can agree on that
Rev_Dr_Lon: hahaha
Rev_Dr_Lon: yeah
Asquire: its all i got
Rev_Dr_Lon: we gotta work on it together when we get our house
Rev_Dr_Lon: i have it half-way down
TwoBeans: As: Yer alot more mellow in person
Asquire: its really freestyle Lonny, i dont plan....i just let the music move me
TwoBeans: Like, James Bond mellow
Asquire: 2b, i know...but not when dancin
Rev_Dr_Lon: thats what i was doin at tranquility base
Asquire: oooo i like that "Like James Bond mellow
TwoBeans: James Bond with Huckleberry Finn's haircut
TwoBeans: That's what you're like
Asquire: hehe
RevBro-VT: Asquire, You're a spazz dancer, aren't you??!?
TwoBeans: That, and you're fucked in the head.....but we all are in this religion
Asquire: yep
Asquire: when i got home...the first thing i did,,,,,,was jack off all over the place...then again ...and again
TwoBeans: I have yet to do that
pm` is away
Asquire: "built up tension" You cant do the funky funk jive dance of power and not have an oozquirt within the hour (hey that rhymed)
TwoBeans: Was gonna do it in Kalamazo, but I ran outta time.....then was gonna do it on the plane, but I slept to LA, and the connecting flight to Oakland wasn't romantic enough
Asquire: I think Tony is about to break up with me Lon...so we'll be single again
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MandyMore[: hello
MandyMore[: do u talk?
TwoBeans: With full words, we do.
MandyMore[: oh,where r u from?
Rev_Dr_Lon: i whacked off in the van on the way home
TwoBeans: Though Prince does spell his lyrics out like "u" do
Rev_Dr_Lon: you remember when my pants were soaked at that gas station?
Rev_Dr_Lon: hehe...
TwoBeans: He also replaces the word "I" with the picture of an eye
Asquire: the van smells like piss...from where Justin wet the bed
TwoBeans: Mandy More, erh?
Rev_Dr_Lon: i knew he did
TwoBeans: Like that stupid teen singer?
MandyMore[: what's the time there?
MandyMore[: 11:56am here
TwoBeans: The non-slutty Brittney
Rev_Dr_Lon: i had to sleep in his piss...
Asquire: Hey many...how bout you suck my ballz
TwoBeans: Asquire: Please don't talk like a chat kiddie, unless its in parody
Asquire: Hey Mandy, how bout you don a strap on and fuck me up the ass
Asquire: its parody
MandyMore[: lol
Rev_Dr_Lon: no, means, this is how he greets new people
TwoBeans: Okay, continue on
Rev_Dr_Lon: beans even
Asquire: we all slept in his piss
MandyMore[: hehe
Rev_Dr_Lon: ive been wearing a lemon on my head all day and nobody has mentioned anything
Asquire: Hey Mandy...what are you wearing
TwoBeans: Asquire: You should intruduce yourself to the olf doktors that way. I'm sure you'd get along fine with them
MandyMore[: me?nothing
Asquire: OR THE OLD FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!
Asquire: OK EVERYONE
TwoBeans: olf = old
MandyMore[: hehe
Asquire: A/S/L
TwoBeans: They are olfs, though
Asquire: !!!
MandyMore[: ofcoz
Asquire: coz...what about coz...hehe, I have a new found repect for coz after "The Subgenius Love Suite"
MandyMore[: hey,could u change a topic?
TwoBeans: I missed Coz's set.
RevBro-VT: No...
TwoBeans: No one told me he was playing.
MandyMore[: playin wha?
TwoBeans: moozik
MandyMore[: what's it?
RevBro-VT: Skin Flute...
Asquire: it was the greatest...it was the "Bold Surrelists" That Stang spoke of
MandyMore[: haha
Asquire: ummmmm skin flute
MandyMore[: he sucks
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Asquire: i could go for a nice cock right now..mmmmmmm
Asquire screams "Pineapples"
RevBro-VT: Yeah, Asquire is a Screaming Homo-sex-u-al...
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MandyMore[: do u like watching tv?
TEMOR: QUE DE DONDE
TEMOR: BAJO MOVIES
TEMOR: QUIEN SAVE
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RevSector: hahaha.
RevSector: that was great.
RevBro-VT: Que es mas macho, Lon or Schoolbus?
MandyMore[: yippee
Asquire: ummm (trys to translate..ummmm Dobbs.....banjo movies......Queens save...........
MandyMore[: banjo movies......
TwoBeans: food's here
TwoBeans: bbl
Asquire: oooo, im hungry
RevRash: later folks
*** Signoff: RevRash ('Till the REAL X-Day comes... Not like that last FAKE X-Day!)
MandyMore[: i have some pizza
MandyMore[: and cheese
MandyMore[: and tea
Rev_Dr_Lon: mandy....what the fuck?
MandyMore[: nothing
Rev_Dr_Lon: whats your story?
MandyMore[: wha?
Rev_Dr_Lon: why are you here?
RevBro-VT: I had Boca burgers with cheese, yum yum...
Rev_Dr_Lon: are you a subgenius?
MandyMore[: I dun no
pm` is away
RevBro-VT: Better question... Has "Bob" seen the color of you money!!!
RevSector: do people think you're strange? do you?
MandyMore[: i asked u where are u from
Asquire: then you must take the TEST!
weinholt: 'night
MandyMore[: where r u from?
RevSector: nn, weinholt.
pm`: SET THE CONTROLS FOR THE HEART OF THE SUN
weinholt: pink floyd
Asquire: hehe....im a fan pm
MandyMore[: oooh
MandyMore[: I come from japan
RevBro-VT: Texas, We are ALL from Texas, it's the rules...
Asquire: ooo I know japanease
weinholt: even i am from texas
MandyMore[: okay,i am a foreigner
MandyMore[: hehe
Rev_Dr_Lon: i think im turning japanese
MandyMore[: so i dun no ur rules
MandyMore[: you bet
Asquire: ummmmm.....TV,..sony....woc.....ummmmm......ninja.....
Asquire: ....sorry, im an ass at time
Asquire: s
RevBro-VT: Shining Path of Least Resistance is in Osaka....
MandyMore[: Osaka
MandyMore[: I am in Tokyo
Asquire: Did your president or whatever just visit Checkoslavakia
RevBro-VT: SP is an English teacher in Osaka, in a girls school...
MandyMore[: hehe
RevSector is away: killing virtual things by shooting things at other things.
MandyMore[: oooops
Asquire: i cry sometimes for no reason at all
Asquire: Oops...that wasnt meant for this window
RevBro-VT: Because you don't have cock in your mouth...
MandyMore[: hahahaha
MandyMore[: u r a sucker
Asquire: nothing quite like a hot meal and a cock in the morning
MandyMore[: i am a lesbian,sori
RevBro-VT: So am I, I only eat pussy...
MandyMore[: wow
MandyMore[: we can suck
RevBro-VT: Tokoyo is a long way away from Texas...
MandyMore[: never mind
MandyMore[: i will go to washingtonDC in 08/10/02
Asquire: ooo a lesbian
MandyMore[: hope i will see u there
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MandyMore[: what hell is goin on
Asquire: "BOB" is going on!!!
Asquire: EIEIEEIEIEIEEIEIEEI!!!!!!
Asquire: Rev. Doktor ASquire I be
Rev_Dr_Lon: EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIE!!!!!!!
RevBro-VT: This is a Church Group, but we are all insane because a bad man called "Bob" made us take PILS and smoke Frop....
Asquire: I fight the CONSPIRACY!!
MandyMore[: hehe
Asquire: WITH ITS CON, PINKS, CHEATS AND LIES....its nature cannot be disguised
Rev_Dr_Lon: my lemon hat fell off
Asquire: IF PINK IT BE....
Asquire: ...THEN PINK IT DIES!!!
MandyMore[: i dun care
MandyMore[: i udn care
MandyMore[: why not op me?
Asquire: cause your pink baby
Asquire: pink as a freshly circumsized cock
Asquire: but have onea these
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MandyMore[AsShe slaps Asquire around a bit with a large trout
RevBro-VT: We aren't moderated, What does voice do?!?
MandyMore[: voice dooo nothing
Asquire: Next year lon...we stay up...we stay the entire event...and we take lotsa lotsa lotsa pictures
Asquire: voice does nothing
Asquire: ..but it makes you look cool
RevBro-VT: That's what I thought...
Rev_Dr_Lon slaps MandyMore[AsShe around a bit with a large rubber cock
MandyMore[: hehe
Asquire default slaps MandyMore[AsShe
MandyMore[: do u think i am good looking now?
MandyMore[: oookay
MandyMore[: thank u
Asquire: no
Rev_Dr_Lon: mandy, do you have pics online?
Asquire: in the wild world of IRC...your only as beautiful as your name
MandyMore[: yes
MandyMore[: i have pix
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RevDrJack: Greets, all
RevBro-VT: I have pics too... What to see my pee-pee?
RevDrJack: ...or should I say - "PRABob, you Slackards!"
RevDrJack: Asquire! You got some sleep, finally?
Asquire: yes
Asquire: and after alot of driving too hehe
RevDrJack: "The SubGenius must have Slacks!"
Asquire: hehe
RevDrJack: asquire: BTW, thanks for a very surreal night - the stage was alive with Slack that night.
Slyde: RDJ!
RevDrJack: Slyde!
Slyde: I'm legitimate now!
Slyde does a dance with RDJ
Asquire: hehe, i appriciate that....you gonna be in Akron...im trying to see if ill be there
RevBro-VT: You paid up....
RevDrJack: Akron...hmmm
RevDrJack checks to see if his Slack coffers are filled yet
RevDrJack: Well, not quite full...I might be able to fit it in...
Slyde: RDJ: soon. it's taking them a good deal of time to take the money out. Though ti was only Weds. of last wek.
RevDrJack checks his wallet
RevDrJack: Ooooooo - I'll have to think hard on this one
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Slyde: ?
RevDrJack: Slyde: Perhaps they were Ruptured, and must do it from orbit - give it another week or so.
Slyde nods
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Slyde: I made sure I paid up before the Xists arrived.
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Asquire: ill be back in a few min's
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RevDrJack: Slyde: Good man - even Epoch was bitten by "Bob" before the final days. It must be catching.
Slyde: he inspired me.
MandyMore[: hahaha
Slyde: which in some sad way makes him my muse, doesn't it?
Slyde: he's a tad crazy to be my muse though.
RevDrJack: Sad? dunno - haven't met him yet...wonder if he'd come to Akron?
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RevBro-VT: ShorDurPerSav...
Slyde: if you dangled enough hash in front of him.
Slyde: and possibly a way to kill his boss.
RevDrJack: When the hell is the Akron show, anyway? I might have some frequent flyer miles saved up...
pm`: 8-11
RevBro-VT: I don't even fly enought to have air miles....
RevDrJack: August 11....this I could do
RevDrJack: pm: Hey! Where were you?? Did you make it to Sherman?
RevBro-VT: Who's hosting Akron?!?
pm`: RevDrJack, no my car broke
Slyde: Akron....is that Stang's turf?
RevBro-VT: Stang's in Cleve-Land...
Slyde: ah! my mistake.
Slyde: most of the ones I know are there or Columbus.
RevDrJack: pm: Damn - that was going around. There must have been 3-4 groups that had car trouble for some sort.
Slyde: I might be forgetting someone, though.
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DrJeckyl: !list
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RevBro-VT: Prostata and Joy are from Columbus??
Slyde: hmmm no idea. I think Joy might?
MandyMore[: my god
Slyde scratches his head
RevDrJack: SExmorteus smacked a Con-Created robotic deer on the road to Sherman.
RevBro-VT: On purpose?
RevDrJack: VT: Well, not at first, I'm sure...
RevBro-VT: One of the hunting decoys?
Slyde: heh
RevDrJack: VT: Did you see the station wagon in the field by Lust in Space with the crumpled up quarterpanel?
Slyde: the CON pulled him over for poaching too, didn't they?
Slyde: sounds like them.
RevBro-VT: I wasn't there Jack...
RevDrJack: VT: Oh - thought you might have been...sorry. I was running around so much, I didn't get an accurate list of attendents
RevDrJack: VT: Anyhow, the thing played musical lanes in front of his rental, and then bit his car....with it's ASS!
RevDrJack: Musta been a clean sweep - people who showed up after him were talking about the deer on the side of the road on the way to Sherman.
RevBro-VT: The CON is wiley in it's EVIL ways...
RevDrJack: My memory of Rev. SExmorteus from X^5 Day - "Wake the FUCK UP!!!!" screamed at 30 minute intervals from his camp, 2am - 7am.
RevDrJack: Every night
Slyde: heheh
Slyde: biting with its shiny metal ass?
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RevDrJack: Slyde: I saw the damage - it was, indeed, a mighty ass, but could not withstand the power of F.E.D.C.O.M.S.
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Slyde: FEDCOMS?
Asquire: Teenage wastelannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RevBro-VT: F.E.D.C.O.M.S. Don't ask me what it stands for...
Slyde: alright.
RevDrJack: Slyde: http://digimind.tripod.com/
RevDrJack: First Ever Digital Church of Mind Slack
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Slyde: gotcha. thank you.
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Slyde: it seems a lot of Yetis have dens.
Slyde: with mountains of material in them. is this true?
RevDrJack: Also, the flesh auction seemed to be a pretty big hit
RevDrJack: Slyde: Yes
MandyMore[: hi
MandyMore[: who is Martine?
RevBro-VT: Lo...
RevDrJack: Martine?
MandyMore[: sori,i am new here
Slyde: what all did the flesh auctinees have to do?
MandyMore[: yes
Rev_Dr_Lon: weeeeeeeeeeeeee
MandyMore[: whoa?
pm` is away
Rev_Dr_Lon: alll my little chat babies are coming back home to talk to me
RevDrJack: Slyde: the basic idea was that you got up on stage, and other people bid to get 2 hours of your time for....whatever.
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Rev_Dr_Lon: who got the highest bid?
RevBro-VT: Legal and all...
Slyde: heh. anal sex with old-fashioned bicycle-gear egg beaters being banned right?
RevDrJack: Lon: I don't remember, exactly, I think it was Jesus
Slyde: we all know what happened LAST time we tried it.
Asquire: Did anyone buy the "Magic Bulldada Coins of Love"....????????
RevDrJack: Slyde: Well, for example, Jesus bid on, and won, Rocknar. I found this out during the daily megaphone announcements the day after. I came out of my tent, expecting to see Jesus announcing, but, there was Rocknar, in his robes, walking the grounds.
Slyde: hehehe
Slyde: at ass-crack of dawn too, right?
RevDrJack: Well, 11am, but, for us, that was the crack of dawn
Slyde: yeah. that's how it usually works.
Slyde: it's really one big trip. your watches were all wrong.
RevSector is back (gone 00:36:28)
RevDrJack: The night before X-Day, 7am, I told people to come by my tent and wake me up, but I at least thought enough to tell them that if I didn't rise in a minute or two, to leave me and move on.
RevDrJack: This was a good thing - I couldn't make my muscles work after an all night party and 3 hours sleep.
Slyde: heh
Slyde: "urge to rise falling....falling..."
RevDrJack: A shame, too - I had premixed half a gallon of Bloody Marys, and was gonna take them to the stage for the Rupture, in case things didn't "work out."
Asquire: i'd been up for about 50 hours when i finally turned in and I had been doing the "funky funky jive dance of power" a couple times...so i was worn out from the floor out
Slyde: what the hell were you on, Asquire?
RevDrJack: So, instead, I drank most of it around noon, and staggered around the campground, in search of coffee.
pm` is away
RevDrJack: Slyde: I believe he was on Anti-Sleep
Asquire: Slyde.....i was on Slack
Asquire: well slack and anti-sleep hehe
RevDrJack: Oh, yeah, that too...
Asquire: plus i had to do my rant
Slyde: and don't forget frop...right?
Asquire: no...i didnt have any frop while i was there
Rev_Dr_Lon: i remember crawling into the piss covered bed with country bumpkin and about 10 minutes later asquire joined us
RevDrJack: I got hit up by Mary on Sunday for the Slackless Children's fund, but, alas, had no 'frop to offer.
Slyde nods appreciatively.
Rev_Dr_Lon: "what the hell is on the bed"
Asquire: "i dunno"
Rev_Dr_Lon: "i think its piss"
Asquire slaps "fuckface"
Asquire: "i didnt piss in the bed, stupid ass"
RevDrJack: It was then that ankara pointed out to her that, because of our lack of 'frop, we qualified as Slackless Children, so she should give us what whe collected.
Rev_Dr_Lon: that bastard justin case pissed our bed and we had to sleep in it
RevDrJack: She didn't quite see it that way...
Slyde: hehehe
Slyde: I like that turn of the phrase.
Slyde: "He just pissed in our bed and now we have to sleep in it"
Rev_Dr_Lon: that pretty much sums up x-day for the kentucky boys
Slyde: eh, if I could have gone, I would have changed thingsd around for y'all.
RevDrJack: Lon: did you get to drop by the camp Wednesday night for some of the Green Fairie? I don't remember.
Rev_Dr_Lon: i dont believe so
Rev_Dr_Lon: i didnt spend my nights in the woods
Rev_Dr_Lon: i seemed to be everywhere nobody else was
RevDrJack: Lon: Right, someone came by right as I left alt.slack woods, I thought it might have been you.
Rev_Dr_Lon: well, i gotta go, my grampa needs the computer
Rev_Dr_Lon: ill be on in a bit
RevDrJack: Lon: Later,
RevDrJack: see you soon
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Slyde crosses his eyes from exhaustion slightly
Slyde: don't you hate when you get so tired your eyes start doing weird things?
RevDrJack: Oh, and the game of Killer phloighd put on was very cool to watch. Many people ran about, all commando-like, and created much happy mayhem.
Slyde: like really long blinks, or slowly closing no matter the effort you are putting forth to keep them up?
RevDrJack: Slyde: that was me on the Turnpike, about 60 miles south of Erie
RevDrJack: Luckily, I had already booked a hotel 30 miles south of Erie
Slyde: RDJ: amen.
Slyde: I about went off the road once.
Slyde: if I hadn't woken up at the last second, I would have gone off a curve into something much like a ravine.
pm` is away
RevDrJack: I did ok on the trip up - called the time & distance about right. The trip back, on the other hand...
Slyde: heheh you always forget to compensate for the party-lag?
RevDrJack: We got stuck in vacation Hell on the way back - took about 2 hours to drive 60 miles on the Turnpike heading south Sunday.
Slyde: ouch.
Slyde: did you raid many coolers strapped to the back of minivans?
RevDrJack: Left about 3:30, got to Washington DC at Midnight. Not fun...
Slyde: eeek.
RevDrJack: slyde: They never seemed to stop long enough to warrant a raid
Slyde: that's about as bad as going through MO construction around St.L
RevDrJack: And
RevBro-VT: How far is Nofolk from DC?
RevDrJack: Of All the Fucking Things to See in a Turnpike Traffic Jam,
RevDrJack: A Billboard, done up in post 1960's paisley art background, that read....
RevDrJack: "Rome Wasn't Built in a Day, Either - Peace, Love, and Pennsylvania Turnpike"
RevDrJack: VT: Norfolk is about 190 miles from DC
Slyde: how incredibly mellow. far out.
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RevDrJack: I saw that, and was like, "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!?!?"
Slyde: heheh
RevBro-VT: Yikes, still had quite the trip even after rolling into DC...
Slyde: and one last rant escaped RDJ's lips as he drove his car off a cliff.
RevDrJack: Rome FELL faster than they work on the Turnpike
RevDrJack: OIL is created faster than Turnpike construction
Slyde: yeah, O'learicus's cow kicked over a latern.
RevDrJack: The construction on the Turnpike is older than some STARS
RevDrJack: ROADS were invented so Pennsylvania Turnpike road crews would have somewhere to STAND...
Slyde: heheh
Slyde: the amish are raising barns along the road faster than they are constructioning on the Turnpike?
RevDrJack: Indeed
Slyde: next time, take the saucers =)
RevBro-VT: Someone need to perfect matter transfer damn it...
RevDrJack: Get this - about 2 years ago, they had just finished the refurbishment of the Turnpike right outside of Pittsburg - 3 lanes, nice medians, ets....
Slyde: brb
RevDrJack: Then, a month before they opened the new sections, they had to block them off and start again....because...
RevDrJack: The road COLLAPSED 30 feet into the mountain, for a stretch of 100 yards...
RevDrJack: Seems it was built atop an old series of mine shafts that had been there for 50+ years, unused and abandoned.
RevDrJack: They still haven't figured out exactly who to reroute the road.
RevDrJack: ^how^
RevBro-VT: Sounds like I-75 South of here... when they refurbished it last, they contractor used an experimental method of road building, that floated the road on a bed of sand, with poured concrete on top, then figured out it didn't work when huge cracks started appearing 2 months after they finished, so they had to start from same place as before and rebuild the road.
RevDrJack: Well, that's just great - someone thought SAND would be a good foundation....
RevBro-VT: Pressed sand...
pm` is away
RevDrJack: Hey, maybe it's a good theory, but if most major religions warn against it in their Holy books, it might be worth a rethink.
RevBro-VT: They use a stratum method of road building here, dig down a bit, roll it, put a layer of dirt, roll it, put a layer of asphalt, roll it, put another layer of aspalt, roll it, until it's a road...
RevDrJack: Keep going, and you could refuel NASCAR off the fossilized roadkill.
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Slyde: for some reason KY roads are getting better
Slyde: the highways at least.
NedWreck: PA roads still suck
Slyde: there is, from what I gather, some sort of recycling of old used coal, that they can mix with other things to make a stronger road.
RevDrJack: Ned: AMEN, brother
Slyde: it's interesting to say the least. much like the recycled rubber from tires.
Slyde: anywho. my eyss are hardly staying open. good night.
*** Slyde is now known as Sly|zZz
RevBro-VT: I'm outtie too, latter all...
*** Signoff: RevBro-VT ()
RevDrJack: Later, VT, Slyde
NedWreck: i have a whole year to get my truck roadworthy
NedWreck: i am mega camping next year
RevDrJack: Ned: Very cool
*** Asquire is now known as Asquire-Sleepin
RevDrJack: So, I'm off to kick it old-school tomorrow. Going to DC to see Rush on tour.
NedWreck: i'm still wired from the ride
Asquire-Sl: g'night all
RevDrJack: Later, Asquire
pm` is away
RevDrJack: I got back today about 12 hours ago
RevSector: nn, Asquire.
NedWreck: i hit town about 5
RevDrJack: I must have run up and down the stairs today a dozen times, moving gear back into the house. If it wasn't for the drinks tonight, I'd already be dead to the world.
NedWreck: guess I'll bomb de bedroom and go lay out on de couch
pm` is away
RevDrJack: I think I'm gonna do the same - fighting it does me no good.
*** RevDrJack is now known as RDJaway
*** Melonologist is now known as Melonolog
*** NedWreck is now known as NedCouch
pm` is away
pm`: ned fucker
*** Mode change "+o NedCouch" on #subgenius by pm`
pm`: so, i was talkin to ths person the other day
pm`: and they were like..
pm`: dewd wjhats up
pm`: nd i be all like dewd man
pm`: im high
pm`: sooo......
pm`: to make a long story short
pm`: chick
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