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Log file opened at: 7/11/02 3:12:10 PM
*** Topic for #subgenius: AWESOME X-DAY STASH!!! http://www.fotki.com/gburgyan/subgenius/xd5/
*** Topic for #subgenius set by Lilith on Thursday, July 11, 2002 6:14:09 AM
#subgenius: IvanStang @DrNerdware @TwoBeans @Rocknar @magdalen @phloighd @sifu13 ``BoB`` @LouMinatti @gomez @Lil-HAWHAW @weinholt @danarchy @RevGary @slitta-away @skullY @RevSector @RevDrJack @Asquire-Away @Sly|dinr @jeek
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TwoBeans: Hey Stang
RevSector: Stang!
DrNerdware: Hiya IvanStang
IvanStang: Just a few more flubbed CD burns and I can start transfering video and sound.
IvanStang: Sister Dec's latest post o' pics to a.b.s. looks great.
IvanStang: I am gonna leave this on "record" and go fuck with the vids
TwoBeans: Stang: No hurry, but i forgot my copy of the Bobsongs album. Could you send it to me when time permits?
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IvanStang: TwoBeans -- yassir... I don't believe we sold more than 1 or 2! Faithless fucks. They only bought Songs of X-Day
IvanStang: Good for nothing ne'er-do-wells...
phloighd: Hi stang! I'm compiling all the questions to add to the Ultimate X-Day Faq
TwoBeans: Losta people got that one, I think.
IvanStang: Retrograde ingrates...
IvanStang: Pee-shy dipsticks...
IvanStang: Nip-n-tuck Bug Fuckers...
IvanStang: Broke Poebuckers...
TwoBeans: Stroke Flow-fluhhers
IvanStang: Mostly the latter, probably... like me.
phloighd: <sigh> maybe someday I won't be doing Xday on a shoestring budget
phloighd: maybe someday I'll have a real job
IvanStang: Well I wasn't going to sit here and spew frivolities, I have important "A.V. Nerd" work to do. Rewonding, important things like that.
phloighd: Yeah! I wanna hear myself.
TwoBeans: I'm starting my XD6 savings right now.
IvanStang: If Jesus' business Plan had worked out by now, I'D be hiring ALL of you. But the Plan is still floating around out there, looking for a carrier or "vector"
TwoBeans: A "host"
phloighd: heh
phloighd: the church is a memetic virus seeking fresh mindshare
IvanStang: Believe me, I will convert this stuff to MP3 and get it to prostata for downloadability, praise his stalagtite dick, as soon as I can.
TwoBeans: Stang: I will have server space here as well, soon
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DrNerdware: Voice in the desert: Quiet, isn't it ``BoB``?
Rocknar: Is Dr. Howll available to record voice samples?
TwoBeans: I could ask him
Rocknar: we need to put together a HOWLL-9000 OS
TwoBeans: He's very busy, though.
Rocknar: he still TYPING his web pages on a IBM SELECTRIC?
phloighd: heh
phloighd: do your own voice samples dood
phloighd: or
phloighd: take samples from work he's already done
TwoBeans: Yeah, grab sounds from Half-life
Rocknar: "But what can YOU do? Bob is the gun and you are the bullet."
Rocknar: I want to MEET DR. HAL ROBINS at least once
TwoBeans: Come to the Bay Area
Rocknar: I'm sure he's heard of ME..after all, I did save the church in 1999
TwoBeans: I'll take ya to The Odeon
Rocknar: that's cool TB
TwoBeans: I'll introduce you two
phloighd: really
phloighd: keen
Rocknar: we'll record and properly mix "Dueling Technos" too
phloighd: those west coast subs
phloighd: they CRAZTY
TwoBeans: wacky wacky westcoasters
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TwoBeans: Hay As
Asquire: *yawn* hey
Asquire: whats up in the old subroom 2day, 2b
TwoBeans: substuff
Rocknar: hey how's the teeth asq?
Asquire: i see
Asquire goes to get tea
TwoBeans: How's the dad?
Rocknar: I had a NIGHTMARE about losing my teeth
phloighd: who the fuck is our one normal user
Asquire: good good, hes at work now..i gotta pick him up soon
TwoBeans: <<<<ñötîÇË>>>> /whois list for: ``BoB``
TwoBeans: <<<<ñötîÇË>>>> End of /whois list for: ``BoB``
TwoBeans: <<<<ñötîÇË>>>> SignOn: Thursday, July 11th, 2002 at 4:31am
TwoBeans: <<<<ñötîÇË>>>> Idle: 7 Hours 46 Minutes and 33 Seconds
TwoBeans: <<<<ñötîÇË>>>> Server: ggn.fef.net, GGN's FEFNet Server
TwoBeans: <<<<ñötîÇË>>>> Channels: #subgenius
TwoBeans: <<<<ñötîÇË>>>> Name: SgtBonko
TwoBeans: <<<<ñötîÇË>>>> Address: ~sgtbonko@sdsl-66-80-72-185.dsl.iad.megapath.net <<<< Internic Network >>>>
Asquire: Rocknar...i had some wierd dreams last night, and i think all of the cast of XDV was there
Rocknar: I've had X-day dreams before
TwoBeans: I think we all have
Rocknar: do you usually dreamm about the travel part to x-day?
Asquire: a sign of the end times
Rocknar: no, a sign of COLLECTIVE TELEPATHY!
Asquire: no...i dreamed that i was masturbating with everyone
Rocknar: we are receiving CRUCIAL INSTRUCTIONS!
Rocknar: who was all there, asq?
Rocknar: was I there?
Rocknar: I may have had the x-day dream again last night, something is coming back to memory
Asquire: you, coz, 2b, stang..doc frop, sisD, mags, jesus..and a few others....i think that rev alex guy and lon ofcourse
Rocknar: I bet we ALL shared that dream
Rocknar: sometimes maggie said she dreams of me
TwoBeans: None of you guys were innit, though
Rocknar: I bet that's our LATENT YETI POWERS!
phloighd: I must've been off getting a hummer
Asquire: mmm hummer
Asquire: kinda sounds like hamburger
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phloighd: hi rash
DrNerdware: I'm listening to a BBC radio thing about the new rise of fascism
TwoBeans: phl: I posted to you on a.b.s.
DrNerdware: they're talking about that pim fortuyn guy that Modemac mentioned
TwoBeans: Its a responce to one of Sis D's pics
Rocknar: I bet I was in the dream too getting a hummer from my connie-ite
phloighd: I'll take a look
Asquire: ooo lotsa new pics posted
Rocknar: let's see if my cable modem is working
RevRash: I was lost in photo-land. Hey there Phloighd.
phloighd: me too
phloighd: newsgroups are sucking me in again
DrNerdware: only just realised: I've not changed my alt.slack name!
DrNerdware: Now sorted
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phloighd: heh
phloighd: she *is* giving "Bob" that look, ain't she
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phloighd: squash and carter are so cute
RevRash: I need to go to X-Day 6 next year. Last time I went, it was only a drill!!
phloighd: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Xday
RevRash: I'm off to clean up the house and fix dinner. I'm a good house-bitch that way.
RevRash: Later Yetinski
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corazon: Hola a todos/as
phloighd: Hi there. English please
corazon: hello1
corazon: hello!
phloighd: how are you today
corazon: well and your
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Schabe: I only came here to show you this.
sifu13: what?
phloighd: Hi there!
Schabe: The most ambitious collaborative open-source multimedia project
Schabe: yet:
phloighd: uh oh
phloighd: show me show me show me
Schabe: http://freshmeat.net/projects/aardbei/?topic_id=974
andreux: hm
sifu13: yeah. show us
andreux: but does it *pay*
phloighd: aardbei is a slightly modified photograph of a strawberry
DrNerdware: tasty
phloighd: ?
DrNerdware: saw it last week
DrNerdware: do you also read ntk?
Schabe: Sorry, I haven't checked NTK since I got back from XDay.
DrNerdware: ahh
phloighd: and taht belongs on freshmeat why?
phloighd: GODDAMN IT I'VE NO PATIENCE FOR FUCKWITS TODAY
DrNerdware: dunno mate
Schabe: BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING GENIUS
DrNerdware: gonna listen to some skeptics on the radio now
Schabe: Or, uh, completely pointless.
phloighd: Okay, if you say so. I'm sorry. My brain and body are withdrawing from an eighteen year nicotene addiction and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Schabe: Heh. I haven't had a ciggy since Sunday night.
phloighd: grrrr.
Schabe: I'm enjoying myself. In a fashion.
phloighd: join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Xday
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Schabe: Andreux! Long time no see!
DanSTC: Hi everyone!
Asquire: hey
phloighd: Hi dan!
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phloighd: hi andreux!
DanSTC: Lovely little R. Crumb ditty on the first of this week's lineup of hours of slack.
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DanSTC: Oh hey, Stang's idling.
phloighd: indeed
phloighd: he's been in and out
andreux: we ALL are idling...
andreux: in our own way
sifu13: oi all
andreux: hi schabe! yes, long time. :)
phloighd: I'm working on many different things at once in a vain attempt to distract myself
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DanSTC: Any clue who that illuminatti-song is by?
Schabe: illuminatti-song?
DanSTC: On one of the latest hours of slack.
andreux: hi phloighd...
phloighd: I have not heard the latest one.
DanSTC: It's this illuminatti-chant with an electronic backbeat.
Schabe: Oh, okay, I guess I would not know about this.
phloighd: How goes Texas dreux, hot?
andreux: from what i hear.
andreux: i stay inside all day. :)
phloighd: where are you?
phloighd: ah.
phloighd: I see
DanSTC: It appears at 50:38 on the first of this week's hours of slack.
phloighd: it's cold and wet here, which isn't a bad thing
andreux: sequestered in my underground nuclear bunker.
phloighd: I'm debating whether I wanna create alt.fan.phloighd
phloighd: something in me is telling me no
andreux: heh
andreux: just take back alt.ask.phred.
phloighd: no thanks
phloighd: he's much more phred than I am
phloighd: but nobody's phloighdier than I
andreux: hay, did he even make it to x-day?
phloighd: Yes He Did
andreux: i haven't seen any pix of him
phloighd: he was quite low-key
andreux: ah
andreux: that explains it.
Schabe: Yes, I barely noticed him. It was weird.
phloighd: just like I never had any clue Friday Jones was there
phloighd: People seemed to enjoy the stage direction this year, or lack of it as it may be
andreux: i heard it was pretty low-key all around...
phloighd: quite.
Asquire: whos got the stage next year?
andreux: sikki and i missed you all.
phloighd: I DO
phloighd: muahahahahahahahaha
Rocknar: hey andreux
andreux: allo rocknar
Rocknar: well my cable modem is still down
Asquire: ooo, Rocknar have something were gonna need stage time for
Asquire: rocknar and I i mean
Rocknar: andreux, you see the xd6 poster I made?
phloighd: Okay
andreux: rocknar: no, but send a link, not the file, ok?
Asquire: just letting you know ahead of time
andreux: :)
Schabe: We missed you too. I had to tell the oregano-theives story to some noob or another all by myself.
phloighd: join http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Xday
Rocknar: it's on alt.binaries.slack
Asquire: I am...waiting for yahoo to send me verification
andreux: heh! had forgotten about them...
Rocknar: it's my first binary post
Schabe: I before E except after C
andreux: it's been *quiet* here in the new house.
Rocknar: cable modem was still down, so I just played MAME
andreux: ah, mame.
Rocknar: I was playing "The Empire Strikes Back" and I had the sound to the game all the way down, and I put on the MP3 "Anakin's Theme" from Episode One (end credits music)
Rocknar: THAT makes a fun way to play
phloighd: I'll take your word for it
phloighd: me,
phloighd: I wanna create a multiplayer internet version of STAR CONTROL 2
Rocknar: I plugged several AT-AT's without needing to launch tow cables.
magdalen: ok well I didn't do any work today but I DID just write three Parables
magdalen: so
magdalen: that like, totally counts as work done
andreux: hi magdalen.
phloighd: ngggggggg! You are *sad animals* and not *happy campers* and I am *squeezing* the *juice*
Asquire: hey mags
magdalen: hi andreux!
phloighd: nobody ever gets that reference. I don't give a fuck.
magdalen: hi Asquire
andreux: how's jesus doing?
andreux: how you liking austin?
magdalen: pretty good
magdalen: how come you guys didn't cme to xday?
andreux: heh
phloighd: because, they suck.
andreux: well, i lost my job on the 3rd... officially.
andreux: so, we've been working on getting our own company going (sikki & i) for the past few months.
Rocknar: andreux, I'll get you and Sikki both jobs at Lone Star Park then
DanSTC: I didn't come to Xday because I was too busy enjoying the company of several thousand sex goddesses aboard a "free sample" escape vessel.
andreux: but we're house po' at the moment. hence, no x-day. we figured you'd all swing by and pick us up if they showed up.
phloighd: we're incredibly poor too but it's my religion
andreux: car can't make it.
phloighd: free sample escape vessel?
andreux: it made the drive from Illinois to Texas, but it's really on its last few gasps.
phloighd: where the fuck is my free sample
phloighd: GODDAMN IT I DESERVE FREE SAMPLE
phloighd: AND FREE HAT!
andreux: hehehe
andreux: free hat.
phloighd: i'm giggling over Magdalen's parables.
phloighd: Doc Terminus is way cool.
andreux: mmmm. tikki masala for dinner.
magdalen: I'm glad you like them phloighd
phloighd: You bastard.
phloighd: Now I'm hungry again
phloighd: Ravioli! yes.
phloighd: mmmm
phloighd: but
phloighd: the pisces will be home in half an hour
phloighd: <sigh> I'm gonna break two hundred pounds again. I don't wanna.
Schabe: Hey, magdalen's here.
magdalen: hi sexy!
DrNerdware: i'm eating fresh bread, with tomato & chilli relish
Schabe: I notice these things.
DanSTC: Heh. I've been losing weight like a lepur lately.
magdalen: I always forget how very, very tall you are schabe
Schabe: That's like a cross between a leper and a lemur,right?
DanSTC: Pieces of me just keep dropping off.
magdalen: it always surprises me
Schabe: Well, I'm only tall at X-Day.
Schabe: The rest of the year, I'm like, 17 inches diagonally.
DanSTC: I was just walking along and my leg fell off. I lost thirty pounds!
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Phloighd: hmmmm trillian farted
DanSTC: Right then.
Phloighd: so I've figured out the most concise, anti-"Nigger" argument that I think I'll ever get
Phloighd: do I really wanna wander in that way again?
magdalen: heh
Phloighd: something's telling me no
Schabe: It's not me.
Phloighd: what's not you?
Phloighd: that smell?
Schabe: Telling you no.
Phloighd: ah.
Schabe: I'm intrigued.
DanSTC: hurr hurr hurr...people whose tail feathurs look diffrnt from mine. kill
Phloighd: The argument: It interferes with profits.
magdalen: I am intrigued as to why the chef at the sushi place gave me a special sliced up tomato with his compliments for dessert at lunch today
Phloighd: Certain people when they hear that word will throw up a mental barrier to your other sales pitches
magdalen: does that mean he wants to have a bukkake party with me?
Phloighd: thus, when subgeniuses do it, the Foundation falters
magdalen: he said he grew it himself in his own garden
Phloighd: Heh
Phloighd: that is code
Phloighd: "I grew this myself!"
Phloighd: heh heh heh
magdalen: heh
DanSTC: AGAST! STREWTH! SO YOU ARE SAYING SKIN COLOR INTERFERES WITH PROFITS? GAD, SHOMES! I NEVER SAW IT THAT WAY!
magdalen: I was like, tomato for dessert? well ok!
Phloighd: No, silly. The word "nigger" interferes with profits
Schabe: Was it sweet somehow?
magdalen: if you don't put salt on it then it's pretty sweet I guess
Schabe: Okay, well, that answers that.
Phloighd: raw, sliced tomatoes? yuck. you can have 'em. tomato spooge is gross
Schabe: I like tomatoes with a little soy sauce, actually.
Schabe: Garden-fresh tomatoes with soy are tasty.
DanSTC: You crazy, man? Profits don't come from skins, they comes from subgenius war bonds.
Phloighd: Not the skins themselves
Phloighd: Idiots who say "nigger" interfere with profits
DanSTC: So we can sell the skins to make profits?
Phloighd: <sigh>
Phloighd: see? this is why I didn't wanna go here
Schabe: Sorry.
Phloighd: I knew I should've listened to myself
Schabe: I understood.
Phloighd: I know *you* did, I know even *Dan* did, he's just jerking my chain
Phloighd: because he doesn't like me very much
Schabe: I didn't know you had a chain.
Phloighd: I do
Schabe: You should get that taken care of.
Phloighd: I know
DanSTC: NOW I UNDERSTAND! People who say "nester" "petrol" or any other such obstestive euphamism must be sodomized to the full extent of the law!
Asquire: well im off for a bit
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Phloighd: obstestive?
Phloighd goes to look up obstestive
magdalen: the Lord says if you don't quit all that "nobody likes me" whining he's gonna whack you with a stick
DanSTC: bring out the dictionotomy
magdalen: well ok I made up the whacking with a stick part but he did say he wished you would stop saying that
Phloighd: No such word.
Phloighd: Okay I will
Schabe: Well, he didn't say nobody liked him, just that Dan didn't.
DanSTC: So god was lonely in his very special place,...and when he farted, he smelled it and thought "gee, I need friends." So the world was made.
Phloighd: Yeah, Schabe likes me.
Schabe: Right, see.
Schabe: Of course, what the hell do I know...
Phloighd: heh
DanSTC: I am confused by this transluscent state that you are experiencing for me.
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magdalen: you know www.lileks.com
Phloighd: I'm confused by your use of english.
magdalen: somewhere on there there is this ad that says "stale coffee gives you nerves!"
Schabe: Yes. I've actually chatted a bit with James.
Phloighd: Oh, here's a question. Who knows a bit about Mozilla?
magdalen: but I can never find it again
Schabe: Not in person, although he lives not far from me.
Schabe: He's kind of a right-wing nut these days.
Schabe: He seems to have Brokaw Syndrome.
magdalen: heh
DanSTC: Well you know Timmy, language needs to come from many explitives created centuries ago. We must hold hands and chant so that the flesh of the long-forgotten can rise again to walk the earth.
Schabe: Mister Coffee Nerves!
magdalen: yes!
Schabe: He delights in the anxiety of others.
Phloighd: yeah, I'll go for that
magdalen: hmm
magdalen: wait
Phloighd: but it does help when people can actually understand each other
DanSTC: I am making your anxious?
Schabe: It's part of the cast-off mascots section.
magdalen: this was this ad with this bitchy woman in it and her bitchy friends are talking about her behind her back and they go "She snaps at everyone, EVEN JIM!"
DanSTC: Your anxious is experiencing a state of panic in my testicles.
Schabe: You can keep your filthy paws off my anxious, thankyouverymuch.
Phloighd: No, the lack of nicotene in my system is making me anxious. Rather, the drying out of it from my system. Please forgive. nnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg
magdalen: but then Jim discovers it was all the fault of stale coffee!
magdalen: he gets her on fresh coffee and all that bitchiness is gone!
DanSTC: Suddenly, SPACE!
magdalen: the bitchiness of her friends is never explained
Schabe: I didn't find that, but this is pretty good:
Schabe: http://www.lileks.com/oldads/30s/2.html
Schabe: "Nash's Coffee - For That Low Down Feeling"
Phloighd: You know, mags, I wish I had realize that you yourself were a semi-slackless child, when you came to make your sales pitch regarding that; it occurred to me not three minutes after your departure
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GovRocknar: finally
Schabe: JL - "I'm not quite sure whether Nash coffee solves that low-down feeling, or induces it."
DanSTC: Mags, stop playing on that fershlugginner piano! I am going out for corn beef and cabbage!
Phloighd: The XDay Yahoo Group is now up to nine members.
Schabe: Ah, here we go.
Schabe: http://www.lileks.com/oldads/40s/4.html
magdalen: ok
Phloighd: I'm not sure if smoking frop is helping me
Asquire: cool im oart of the first 10!
Asquire: oart???
Asquire: ahh
Asquire: part!
Schabe: "I've got too much pep to sit still since I switched to *dated* coffee!"
Phloighd: A founding member. Yes.
magdalen: well that's another parable
sifu13: phloighd, if you're not sure, then you're not fropping enough
DanSTC: Well, the record industry is whining, complaining, making strange noises with it's foot between it's teeth.
Schabe: Sometimes 'fropping helps me quit smoking as a distraction.
DanSTC: Seriously, the record industry is begging people to stop downploading it's sounds.
magdalen: yes! the stale coffee ad!
Phloighd: ever visited schabe.com?
magdalen: thank you!!!
DanSTC: Artesticle HJERE: http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=entertainmentnews&StoryID=1185839
Schabe: Other times it's absolutely the worst thing -- makes the jitters worse and lowers my willpower.
magdalen: try hypmotism
magdalen: I had a friend that quit in one day offa hypmotism
Schabe: Phloighd - not for a while. Looks like they updated!
Schabe: They're still exterminators.
Schabe: As it should be.
DanSTC: My opinionometer reads that this is a problem of supply and demon. The demon is overpriced, and irate. Therefore, lowering the price of the silicon circular tiles would raise damned...demand...MAN.
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