Probably best if you close your eyes

Prod one of "bob's" holes and hear the sounds come out
Alt click the hole or drag it into your download manager window to download

From the School for Slackless Children

Sivet Stang (as interviewed by Rev Ivan Stang) On the Dangers of 'Bob'
Sivet Stang (age 4) With some solid Advice
Carleton's nephew and niece, "Bye bye.. and don't ever come back."

 

Much Gladness From Otis F. Odder

Part one of the butane series"...Beyond Comprehension..."
Part Two "...Sadists.."
Part Three"...Sadistic proclivities..."
CNN's 1983 broadcast on the Church (Real Audio) From Modemac
"To Hell With You"
"Sometimes I wish God'd give me a Holy Spirit machine gun..."
Guess Where Your Going ?
Rev. Swaggert Going For It "...Live it up. Forget God..."
"Did you know Jesus had a big house?"
"Mental Health Matters..." (listening is mandatory)
Pity The Fool "Do what's right" Says TV's MR T
I really don't think this one is good for you move along please
Music and Murder
Pray To Bob Maggots!
Semen contaminated with sin (I wish I was making this stuff up)
"The Devil"
Non-Conformists Conform
"...The most rotten, dirty, damnable, filthy, putrid FILTH that this nation or the world has ever known..." A Thoughtful, balanced view of the Beatles

 

Scrapings From The Vat

A Current affair (Real Audio)
"Hello this is 'Bob'"From The Hollywood movie The New Age
CNN's 1983 broadcast on the Church (Real Audio) From Modemac
An Excellent Puzzling Evidence Edit
From David Boone's short film, Invasion Of The Aluminum People. Starring some Old Hippy called Doug

 

Vital Subgenius Parrot (or baby) training tape From Media Barrage 10

"I understand..."
".. Believe Me.."
"Help Me..."
"...Torture..."
As above in one big chunk
A freaked up remix of above

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