 THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL ISSUE # 02-2000 |
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THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL ISSUE # 02-2000 |
AND SO we begin the NEW SUBSITE.
Don't panic, Old SUbSITE is still there. We WILL be gradually removing chunks of it from the Web. But if you're concerned about missing one of the 9,000 files, you can now BUY Old SubSITE on CD-Rom.
Right now we're more concerned with our PRIMARY MISSION, our IMMEDIATE focus, which, just in case any of you faithless backsliding slack-abusers have FORGOTTEN, is to PRAISE GOD DAMN "BOB!" And anybody who has any OBJECTIONS to that can just stick their heads where Mister J. R. "Bob" Dobbs DOESN'T CARE TO LOOK.
If you have any doubt, if you're in need of a good "slap in the faith," so to speak, if you need to once again GET RIGHT with that man "Bob," then TAKE A GANDER AT THIS PICTURE (thanks to Rev. Freeman for the research!)
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Buddhaic "Bob" by H.H., the 8th Atom Funway; other art this page by IrRev. Friday Jones.
