Dear Dr. Stang,
Yesterday, I found the following written in vulture shit on the front windsheild of my car.
"X-Day failed due to the Holocaustals. You can't kill the stock and still sell the ranch."
This makes the reason's for the failure of X-Day quite clear. The Xists were counting on "Bob" and us, his underlings, to provide them with a functioning ranch where pink soul pain could be raised for eons. Legume's plan to kill _all_ the normals on X-day meant that there could be no breeding stock, and so the Xists decided they didn't want the deal.
There will be no rupture until all the Holocaustals are dead, excommunicated, or written out of the contract with "Bob". At least that's how I read this particular set of entrails...
Yours in "Bob"
Boddhisatva Troutwaxer
Mongolian Subgenius Clan Cheif
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