I expect there will be lots of these anticipatory urban legends, but here's the first one I've seen.
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January 1, 2000
Dear Donna:
Re: Vacation Pay
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next pay cheque will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22, which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.
Sincerely,
Broken Arrow Public Schools
Automated Payroll Processing
Original file name: Y2K back pay letter
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