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Date: Mon, 30 Nov 1998
From: jesus@subgenius.com
Subject: SUBGMAIL LIST: The Pope of all Europe - Apostle David Black

Here's is one of the TRUEST Subs I've met in a while.

While on our crusade (and honeymoon) we met devoted follower David Black.

It is much to much to relate here, and someday the story will be known.

But if you're ever in Amsterdam, this is the guy you need to find.

Since our meeting he has started his own radio ministry!

I don't know ANYTHING about it. But I guarentee if The Apostle is involved it is anything BUT normal.

The Apostle Lives

See his new site

http://www.geocities.com/~popeblack

Jesus

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Date: Mon, 30 Nov 1998 01:20:52 -0600

Subject: SUBGMAILLIST: Our First Web Ad .. our we ever proud.

This to is an amazing but long story.

I was alerted sometime ago to a possible copyright infringement. As my fans will know, I love a good law suit and an ever growing portion of Dobb's funding is from such a source.

Praise "The Bulldog" Frank Chandler and the rest of our legal team!

This latest one turned out to be an honest mistake and since this came from a man named Honest Rick, how could I doubt its legitimacy.

However, mistakes make great lawsuits too, so this really didn't stop me.

Through a series of events I discovered that Honest Rick did indeed lie and that (although he may believe it was merely a chance mistake) it was indeed the Chosen Will of "Bob"

"Bob" has chosen this site to be the first ever website (other than our own) to carry the Official SubGenius Banner Ads! (Thanks to Irr. Friday Jones for design)

Honest Rick checked out the website and realized (of course) that we really were the world's only TRUE religion. I'm sure his $30 is in the mail.

Why "Bob" picked this site out of the millions of sites on the web is up to you to figure out

http://www.honest-rick.com/tt/index.html

ADULTS ONLY WEBSITE!

PS our ad is at the bottom.

Jesus
"There can be only one"

Rev. J.C. "Steve" Bevilacqua
Business Manager
www.subgenius.com
Toll Free Ordainment 1(888)669-2323
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